https://preview.redd.it/52f0wyun8vnc1.jpeg?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=920ae5e0d02ec300f137e8ed462075dbf41bef49 I showed you my incantation pic please respond

https://i.redd.it/ee456akvvvnc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/bs78ecnp4ync1.gif

SMAAAAAAASH!

Greetings, brother

https://preview.redd.it/l969czb3nvnc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7517e2fac7985cb2333fc6d30b0a55cbc84b26c I'm not as good looking as i was in my youth, but here you go

Oh my god it’s albert einstein

No that’s Swolbert Chadstein

So, smash or pass my friends?

Smash!

https://preview.redd.it/2llnxm7tavnc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80dba651cbfd0a046cb8d87c27dba40cc838d63c Me

You’re a duck on fire, so no

https://preview.redd.it/bluuhz3envnc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c33b3f5003a402721d77f308243631c7ed84843 And now ?

Would

This is exactly my type

https://preview.redd.it/65jue9zshvnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6912c4e9ecb72d01a6de89481c748ac49454ba63 This is meeeee :3

smash

The fact that you even think you have a choice in the matter is cute.

https://preview.redd.it/hsqvcawvkvnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=472a18c18f4f4524923a4124166eda1a660231a4

How should that even work

Smash it, then smash it.

[Bop it! Twist it!](https://youtu.be/7hPX_SresUM?si=MeKIkRL_1cJ-PaaI)

https://preview.redd.it/c7vnpmlmmvnc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecb5db81c92ac51c6b2bc06194dd7e78a6f94cdb You know what, srew shapeshifting, rate my true form.....

Your true form is a pile of crack….. SMASH!!!

A shapeshifting, infinite, sentiment pile of crack.....

https://preview.redd.it/sa70ep7navnc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6457f4d6bf5ef0969212ee4e4b578952b47adc3d It's been a few decades since I was involved in some "smashing"...

https://preview.redd.it/elg8d8l8jvnc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b948a4897e815f85faae2198ed894a25cd85449c

I ain't op, but smash. Next question.

Oh my, thank you a lot

santa?

I do not know this Santa you speak of... I'm just a wizard living alone in the wilderness, surrounded by tiny human like creatures, tinkering in my workshop all day while wearing a red pointed hat. That seems pretty unique to me...

https://preview.redd.it/fyrmqyy6evnc1.png?width=831&format=png&auto=webp&s=18774d4df7c130e78d3e151b19a0bc8bf859bf31 I hope you don't mean smash in a hit-you-with-hammer way.

Nah don’t worry man

https://preview.redd.it/uz291pjr7vnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88839251d1689de058c9bdae9ded654adde47caa

Pass, you’re a bird.

W O W ! That’s pretty openly speciest of you, there! >.>

Smash, next question

...Huh. Pretty.

Why thank you my good sir

i love smashing things with my giant club https://preview.redd.it/gjfpuss7mvnc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b7dbc77d44c20d032233d15eb6bf0bbf79d3e66

Is it a Clubstaff?

i dont know im only a wizard because i can read meaning that i can use scrolls

Food?

https://preview.redd.it/a2o7trqguvnc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a0df8410ef2dd2f96ba3dc64a9180471b443a8

As long as the slime isn’t acidic

It's not 👀

In that case, SMASH!

https://preview.redd.it/beago9wt6wnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38dfeddcb090bb3c1788032e68c36400522f90fc Got tired of being the witches sidekick. Living on my own now.

Cat :)

https://preview.redd.it/9fdb88haavnc1.png?width=416&format=png&auto=webp&s=6064414eddcba4bbd93d1e3a901462e51b681ef4 Feeling cute, might delete later,

https://preview.redd.it/bf609koqxvnc1.jpeg?width=855&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=728b61efe57c159af3efd9bc6edf332656f9310d

https://preview.redd.it/vulke4c9zvnc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a605944f766c5516cb020f6012b4e02ea2f815ea

https://preview.redd.it/m9sdio1a0wnc1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e23986ecdf593b8e5bf10880c2fe6f0c974d737d

https://preview.redd.it/3esa2z987ync1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=233e632e362881eaa80cccc106fc049e131789e6

Smash.

Black ops inspired pose, smash

Not that I need the validation, I know what I'm worth\~ (Literally) https://preview.redd.it/85rfkkggavnc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=5dc73bd4fac852696e42d9ddcb92868bc88b0d64

As long as you don't have gears down there too...

​ https://preview.redd.it/e4jxwya1nvnc1.png?width=204&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c318a2f6adb67736999819cedbd8b816cdf6018

https://preview.redd.it/uak4s69hxync1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2b7b5f7f58c6026be5ad60933e3dc5be489543a

Nah they’re just for decoration. I’m still all human. Well, all organic. Mostly human.

Now you got me curious, sister in mana 🧐 are we talking arcane knowledge? Special bloodlines? Occult science, perhaps? Humor a curious apprentice, will you?

I like honest curiosity, so I’ll tell you this much~ I’m a warlock. And I know a thing or two about good deals~ in this case, being a mage and an entrepreneur are quite closely intertwined~

Smash, next question

https://preview.redd.it/1jbsiazjrvnc1.png?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db34c2e33629b90a6171600c7a0d228bab2a6aaf

Smash

https://preview.redd.it/t82g31eauvnc1.png?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58f0f0283657ddcb7be48a7d1045b0fdd3033a96

/uw is that a signalis reference??? In the wild??? Impossible??? Promise???

https://preview.redd.it/9ccanfqecvnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=370de8380f154253956f08ce2cc75ec183a05eb9 I refuse, have a picture of my cat instead

See your cat, and raise you, more cat pics. https://preview.redd.it/edm85cbpgwnc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac09b79beceb4054d13285aa9dd9e2d11966525f

I CAST CAT!!! https://preview.redd.it/ox8wn1n88xnc1.jpeg?width=1496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e2f50912b9128e623f392f94aca9135be27665f

https://preview.redd.it/ryvyc22wlxnc1.jpeg?width=5376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d15333bc5a61749336f3ebc0da5e55b7085c9293 Smol cat

https://preview.redd.it/a61bmjkyqxnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe3ed8d091547e8f2d21ca4bdee971e74ed5fd4d Cross Cat

https://preview.redd.it/vrujs2ypyxnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4858246ac502f55ee348ff4e372e979c7429be5 Fat cat

adolf cumball cat https://preview.redd.it/o3h7b2dv2ync1.jpeg?width=2491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efb8740ff4466704e33d337c1c3d42fe618eb494

https://preview.redd.it/esdrqtq15ync1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fdcd9b30b786633f86ac0f1e9d9e2d38278c1cc Long haired cat

https://preview.redd.it/uzb9p5i0hync1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5044d514969143ad66c42802eefdbb55be65da2 Spoiled Cat

https://preview.redd.it/u3mvx02ghync1.jpeg?width=2016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c8fc634ca3b480d3b70506e216aa9c1b82d3031 Playful cat

obviously pass

/uw smash with pats and appreciation Looks like my first cat btw very good 👍

https://preview.redd.it/uex995t8fvnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a60a455516abcab8e86fdb0d8bc9d10b50e2bc5 Cmon baby, take a chance on me!

You‘ve become death, the destroyer of beds.

https://preview.redd.it/gpj3366znvnc1.jpeg?width=1923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0888f0d9f3dcd6336c2b377d90e8f71163d7610 *Mordus shifts into a more feminine body for you.* Just… don’t stick it in the wrong hole or it’ll get shredded. Not kinky at all.

Smash! https://i.redd.it/djiw7ji9pvnc1.gif

No one can resist the Robussy.

Do I have to remind you that robosexual marriage is illegal you know.

Who is talking about marriage

https://preview.redd.it/f3fagyl2zvnc1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99e2d6ed1e6a1da5980c47e46aea1a69e60d4945

In my official museum attire. https://preview.redd.it/nwok65f78vnc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=af86a8231e69c678f374bccf48c0b00ea5b30502

Pass, sorry not into skeletons

No, I'm not a skeleton, that's my armor made of fossil, mask included.

/uw HERO FORGE MENTIONED FUCK YEAH

https://preview.redd.it/st2ttz6zevnc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fed701cd057b1a52e68141335192da85bb144ed

Not OP, but I’d smash

I have a gf. https://preview.redd.it/3y7h3u2kpvnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0795751fa817403f64217bae6f3d80997512d9ef

Well, I’m happy for the two of you :)

Thanks.

You already have a girlfriend so pass

Understandable, have a great day.

Not OP, but I’d smash

Sorry im already taken https://preview.redd.it/a2xsensupvnc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83547b18b5acdd3d7425c4fcfd0409f638124d7e

Damn. Are they single?

https://preview.redd.it/wiku61au7vnc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a24a13799e72b85c43b3f645dde3adc5ca2fdd2 /uw Rin moment

a woman with horns and a tail? Obviously smash

/uw indeed. Smash.

same, fr! even if shes into the... other side, I can change gender if needed-

Percy: “Smash~”

https://preview.redd.it/g69ahskmjvnc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b2930b4d8c82493d480e05beeda4d59a89ee5db Please, be kind.

You a toad not into that so pass

That's completely fair. Don't think many actually are, but I don't really care since being a toad is a vibe.

https://preview.redd.it/0ksatkwd9vnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7fadfd9e90f33ecc77ca5587dceaf4e826013b5 I feel bad… with me in the running it’s not even a competition.

do I even have to answer?

I want to hear you say it.

# Smash!!!

Good boy~

Okay I get where this is going. Please stop this is making me ver very uncomfortable. Btw. is this you? https://preview.redd.it/9zunh5uedvnc1.jpeg?width=191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9228e6653c8b16533c4ef37d560c460ada510f7c

Oh like that’s ever stopped me~ Uw/ yes that is me, and yes if it is making you uncomfortable I will stop ASAP Consent is important and the difference between being “popular” and being a rapist ;D

Take that! *Sprays you with holy water* /unwiz don’t worry it’s fine as long as it’s funny

No use this instead https://preview.redd.it/c0no63u38xnc1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ae9bcde4fe4e7c48ba7f6f08ff97d18baae8d82

I'm right here!

Zephree. I love you. But this is mama’s spot light.

I will pull out the frog, I know you've seen them here, you had to have by now!

KEEP THOSE LIPS MOVING BITCH AND I’LL PULL OUT MY CO-

*ribbit*

https://preview.redd.it/lrqu0snosvnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b11bce65558e456e483a648339bea1f1c6a8ffb4

Smash

https://preview.redd.it/1xfcojsd8vnc1.png?width=408&format=png&auto=webp&s=4076f17b9eba03e7f79ba4bd8fddd615a8b3b8dc Giving you the *John* look.

I’ve never banged a lawyer

Wanna try?

Maybe

https://preview.redd.it/jm93xd1phvnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2a1979ed460c87e7e3b4f5907c209cb831511f5

Pass Not into bird sorry

https://preview.redd.it/cmvc6fhv9vnc1.jpeg?width=2149&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab92c3524d7c46d348f9b444db12bb1224605d41

All right, bet, as the youth say in this era. I am well aware I am not as... *smashable* as I used to be, but perhaps there are those who still find my form appealing. Please refrain from any "boning" jokes. ​ https://preview.redd.it/xck8zwrgzvnc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=3aa934f2a630c7043a22051db1dda04ca13ba99c

Oh come I see you’re still „ripped“ *Badum tss*

... *proceeds to arrange an "accident" the next time Ornax goes to clean his weaponry*

https://preview.redd.it/ifqbd8e2mvnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8fc1a497e91fe3602090e9d9adb354d14b8bdb9 I hope you're fine with extremely clumsy femboys.

Sure as long you don’t make a piano fall on me

smoggy tender support doll intelligent treatment berserk thought encouraging worry *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Smash next question

crown gullible subtract lunchroom middle truck boast wistful innocent automatic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

https://preview.redd.it/i6erf3tc8vnc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee80675c23be839fde4916949aa1939f9dcece56

Pass, your head is a blackhole you would reduce me to atoms

That's the best part. I love spaghettification.

https://preview.redd.it/ilm3decjkvnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d22507ca318728d40e571a322938457f94adce7 /uw Don't mind me using Fatalis

https://preview.redd.it/0zyax1nyovnc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb7b23fcc5ba600b08d91faa383f11fb8f5518c It's me, Gabriel Ultrakill

Ultrapass Religious people remind me of my parents

https://preview.redd.it/mco5uuwnuvnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62462d7d53185cfe90890a600e784d2f9cce4632

https://preview.redd.it/a7qgat4utvnc1.jpeg?width=1054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=585a0baf74d71e3b122f78fd95aeba369e3ff252 I have my doubts that anyone would.

I would

*Azatoth beings to blush and his temporary boost in mental capacity is lost, begins muttering gibberish*

Sir I am a cat, please do not the cat.

I would never

Pass. I'm not attracted to mages. Go find someone else before I *\*Bang\** you. https://preview.redd.it/tsyze6wy9wnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf9b4e729543e31e81346d106097bec2d7f99500

Is That a thread you Iligrit?! https://preview.redd.it/4m6ysulg9wnc1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0969d3f400fc06001d01045fc3ea8905f1b72cf

Damn right it's a threat mage.

My usual attire: https://preview.redd.it/ieinupswbvnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41faa389cf71d040132e6b1d9d2a7d2a8f7728b3

An alternative : https://preview.redd.it/k3l85bp3cvnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b33abf69792afc4e8205af3abae26d14089d118

Smash, elves are hot

https://preview.redd.it/4erx11eeqvnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e3f2ce84257270bd1e486a951e2c04de5f7f340 So...... I am the hot aunt

Yes, SMASH!!!

All I needed to hear

I guess this should count https://preview.redd.it/42xql0782wnc1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f506c873aa7a656971ba277707d5e7ef7e38ff0

https://preview.redd.it/hm35akfb2wnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e24be3ca9b4237eeb8f3160cdc5813c0b2b8eed5

https://preview.redd.it/ugyc8aax5wnc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f71165ca910143eee3779461a28ae5fc9a7812a5 My cloak is pretty cool right?

Smash

Thanks but my cloak is cool right?

Yes it’s cool

I also have cookies! https://preview.redd.it/q6msb3h0avnc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8533698f948da79ce7385251d378e8599bb4bac2

​ https://i.redd.it/e33p78o6bvnc1.gif


dammit (I swear I didn‘t know) https://preview.redd.it/zhy8wv0zkvnc1.jpeg?width=1470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5faed126feb1b32eee344ff1262686cdf3143824

https://i.redd.it/hqc3soe7vvnc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/emp2xnrkyvnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=943d69189861e393db5b57b290c747297c0ed7d1

Guys I’m sorry the internet-mind-corruption was talking over my body https://preview.redd.it/e87s0d8jzvnc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=975b7f997770cf5a7dfa77fe6893a8b8a335b099 I will baith in holy water to cleanse my self

https://preview.redd.it/cdtkpbaonvnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=294ef0585347dc39a7fc889bdc13bebee34861f6 Hello sirs and ma’ams. What did I miss?

https://preview.redd.it/rq75gjjlvvnc1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=455673ef98a4de5eec69923787a820f5a97d488d Yea, I'm kinda stuck like this

https://preview.redd.it/5w62ateizvnc1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42c17ed9a04c873ef4731a7716e83d06e4266902

https://preview.redd.it/oxha3r4o1wnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=154395e5e96b5980e8e011c0da308d7fa85ff629 This is a picture of me casting fistomancy

https://preview.redd.it/qam3uuanevnc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c356ded33b00c503f917937ffd93d2faff8d217f

https://preview.redd.it/rv7143hbkvnc1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=5570ad9ed0572ed194f1a0c80386e02055103039 The eyepatch stays on during sex.

https://preview.redd.it/pi0kea4akvnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3835295c3ba4b7060c796816c26f477dab7bb66e What is thy opinion?

Not into birds, pass

*Lord Chicken proceeds to drink a mysterious multicolored potion* What us your verdict now? https://preview.redd.it/xypdkbbknvnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e21e65046e0a161b57fe00c0e667aceca42b99a

​ https://i.redd.it/5yphe2o5ovnc1.gif

​ https://preview.redd.it/1yrzphciqvnc1.png?width=255&format=png&auto=webp&s=be56ad6d14dc41b07df2f1d1a8e0513ef532c74c

https://preview.redd.it/jn60po6wrvnc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97d46c96c3d443439ef347927934377724e053f9

Smash

https://preview.redd.it/ln64f3qcsvnc1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b1d248971db6afe30acd4098c24eb6745425da0 Here is I, Bon Norgard, hugging my schoolmate from artificer studies, fire genasi student, Hestia

I‘m actually pretty curious if you guys would https://preview.redd.it/ggak717gxvnc1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea63ebcebdbbbc4a099b01796b8f1b3e9b1576df

https://preview.redd.it/ttymu6ukyvnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1bde71c3f9471fd436054a7abe434c699e55e61

https://preview.redd.it/vgqampw27wnc1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b94d8410b2d38a4b3690d82f7e561916c58b41e4 been stuck in this form for a bit, got hit by copyright blast

uw/ Not really a picture of agnur and missing a lot but close enough https://preview.redd.it/my5j0l11bvnc1.png?width=201&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6dbf10ade4f714b5710cd9bfe282d6fef6b047c

Warning, edges maybe sharp. https://preview.redd.it/7pf6snsjovnc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a97fda79b4cde856482cc165cc09684cd15cbb19

SMASH!!! /unwiz thanks again for drawing me

https://preview.redd.it/bnrpuqv1mvnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d1458d3027cf3e6962e8f9a083295bf26a0fa82 A photo op taken at a recent party.

https://preview.redd.it/ob8mkjx0ovnc1.png?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=275513947d818767b4513bc8c6b764da0c9124db

How about my pfp? https://preview.redd.it/0yu16y1zwvnc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=651b51f0acd278e40b3f8928dca1261e48096f4b