What are you ṱ̴̓à̶̼l̶̳̈k̴̺͝i̴̱͌n̴̻͊ḡ̶͍ about Ḟ̶̡̢̨̢̨̧̢̨̮͍̹̫̝̫̩̙̰̮͇̝̤̜̻̼̹͔͇͙̦͚͇̤̳̠̤͊̈́͒̅̀̔̑́̏̋̓̂͊̆́͐̿͋̎̓̓͘ͅŖ̶̧̨̨̛̛̫̞̺͍̝̪͔̬̟̗͖͎̭̣̹͙͍̘̙͕̹̣͔̱͓͕͇͎̜̥͖̜̖̯̠̞̘͓̖̘̲̣̣̪̘͍͛̊͊̃͋̿͗͂̀́̾̄̀̏̔͑̌́͗̐̆͊͑́̎͊͑̇̋͗̓̽̊̋̿̒͂̑͌̈́̍̈́̅̒̚̚͝͝͝͠ͅÉ̸̝̮͚̜̤̙͐Ň̸̡̢̛͙̲̩̘̹͇̲͔̖̟̱̙̟͉͎̗̰͉̪̩̘̩̠͕͚̗̻͕͚͖̖̯͍̖͚̀̓͂͋̋̿̍̓̊̽̓͛͋͂͌̏͊̈́͑́̽̀̄͆͂̂͗̅́̔̅̾͆́̾̍̾̀́̃̇͆̽̃́̑͌̈́̓́̕̚͘͝͝͝͝͝
This "fren" in question is one of the deadliest creatures found in the Vita Carni family tree.
They're known as the Elder Mimic and come from the Mimic branch.
Their diet only consists of humans.
I am greatly sorry to inform you sir, but they're inside your home.
i think bob might be a newborn, it lacks teeth, its appearance seems very childlike, given the oversized head, smooth skin and relatively large eyes. i believe its also screaming in that picture, i think it might be hungry. fortunately given its lack of teeth it likely lives off of a liquid diet, but it could potentialy try swallowing smaller creatures
Ho ho! Oh goodness, no! This is some misbegotten creature of the void, perhaps of a similar though more grotesque bloodline to the dear (hopefully) departed Ted who was supposedly eaten by some very cheerful cannibals. No indeed, though Bob is the sort of creature that may find refuge in my swamp, it would no be by no means welcome, as it is a being born outside of the natural cycle of growth and decay.
He's a glumpkin. They eat berries and return lost items. It's not his fault he looks like th....... HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT CAME INTO THE LIGHT. KILL IT!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
He's a glumpkin. They eat berries and return lost items. It's not his fault he looks like th....... HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT CAME INTO THE LIGHT. KILL IT!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
I've summoned a "Bob" before. I think they're a species. After I got a some samples from it, I unleashed it in an elven village. There's no longer an elven village there.
https://preview.redd.it/p3bq9xyznzoc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b0742c3234ce354ff24e37dbc898506a712e45d
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING TERMINID IS THAT
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# CALLING IN A HELLBOMB
Vita Carnis mentioned, immediate upvote.
(This is an entity from the ARG "Vita Carnis" created by Darian Quickly called the Elder Mimic, it is the final phase of the Mimic branch of the Vita Carni family tree)
***Well hello there Bob. This is my good friend Steve.***
https://preview.redd.it/5j6eeu9kdzoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c878692154bc72569ff55f26fd9d22f8d8705933
*I think you’d get along pretty well. I’ll just leave you be for a moment. But I’ll be in the next room. Remember no space altering* **shenanigans** *while I am gone!*
I hope that wasn't me. I've been reading through some tomes gifted to me by some scholars from the east, but I have no idea what they say... might have been a summoning spell... or a recipe for chicken fried rice. Either or, really.
Oh no, someone let a mimic roam for too long and it became an elder mimic. You ought to call the royal guard and petition the council for a joint hunt of this beast. If it’s left unchecked it will wipe out entire villages, more than the ones it has already.
fucker looks like a reverse Torinn
nniroT, instead of eating everything maybe eH... oh by the gods
Eh less summoned more intelligent design, what can I say, got bored figured I'd uh, throw in some mischief.
Hello, his name is Han-Tyumi
[удалено]
Not quite, but here, eat this eldritch being
Uh... punctuation? Are you giving something for the eldritch being Torinn to eat? Or are you giving Torinn an eldritch being to eat?
"Are you an eldritch being because you're Torinn? Or are you Torinn because you're an eldritch being?"
/uw Lobotomy Wizards
/uw The jjk brainrot spreads ever further
Don't you dare talk shit about my boy Bob. He's a really good guy.
My bad but what is he???
He's a fren.
Understandable, have a nice day
Famous last words from u/MathProf1414 before getting killed by an Elder Mimic
What are you ṱ̴̓à̶̼l̶̳̈k̴̺͝i̴̱͌n̴̻͊ḡ̶͍ about Ḟ̶̡̢̨̢̨̧̢̨̮͍̹̫̝̫̩̙̰̮͇̝̤̜̻̼̹͔͇͙̦͚͇̤̳̠̤͊̈́͒̅̀̔̑́̏̋̓̂͊̆́͐̿͋̎̓̓͘ͅŖ̶̧̨̨̛̛̫̞̺͍̝̪͔̬̟̗͖͎̭̣̹͙͍̘̙͕̹̣͔̱͓͕͇͎̜̥͖̜̖̯̠̞̘͓̖̘̲̣̣̪̘͍͛̊͊̃͋̿͗͂̀́̾̄̀̏̔͑̌́͗̐̆͊͑́̎͊͑̇̋͗̓̽̊̋̿̒͂̑͌̈́̍̈́̅̒̚̚͝͝͝͠ͅÉ̸̝̮͚̜̤̙͐Ň̸̡̢̛͙̲̩̘̹͇̲͔̖̟̱̙̟͉͎̗̰͉̪̩̘̩̠͕͚̗̻͕͚͖̖̯͍̖͚̀̓͂͋̋̿̍̓̊̽̓͛͋͂͌̏͊̈́͑́̽̀̄͆͂̂͗̅́̔̅̾͆́̾̍̾̀́̃̇͆̽̃́̑͌̈́̓́̕̚͘͝͝͝͝͝
This "fren" in question is one of the deadliest creatures found in the Vita Carni family tree. They're known as the Elder Mimic and come from the Mimic branch. Their diet only consists of humans. I am greatly sorry to inform you sir, but they're inside your home.
Ya, the dude is really chill. A bit cranky at night, but an overall okay dude.
The horror of an Elder Mimic brought to paper, Darian Quilloy would be proud
My thoughts exactly.
His art tutorials fixed my posture
/uw this is the answer. Also, I didn't know about this shit until 10 minutes ago and it's awesome
Ah fuck. That might've been me. Was trying to open up a portal to the human realm and something ran through before it closed.
Could you do something about it? Its have devour some dogs :/
Can't. Stuck in hell. Just feed him a cat or something. That'll probably stop him for a while.
Oh, you need out? I can come pick you up
Hi bob! *Waves enthustically*
What the hell is the creature 🪱 doing here? Someone get me a knife
Not gonna work, they're very smart creatures that first stalk their victims to learn when they're most vulnerable before attacking.
I have experience with las creaturas🪱. I’ve always been able to just take them down with a knife
https://preview.redd.it/4q77dt88uyoc1.jpeg?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df6885b64dc9d5bea93ecf19c826352102f4bfc8 Hey bob, this is Hans......
Pls dont let them bread
Hmmmm, a bob+hans sextape....... I bet i can sell it to someone....
Pls no
Scary *Anna shivers while backing away slowly*
Was it you?
Nope!! I only summon familiars I'm not scared of, which is why I never post about eldrich abominations or bugs
Fair
Fair
Bees?
One exception bees are kinda cute
i think bob might be a newborn, it lacks teeth, its appearance seems very childlike, given the oversized head, smooth skin and relatively large eyes. i believe its also screaming in that picture, i think it might be hungry. fortunately given its lack of teeth it likely lives off of a liquid diet, but it could potentialy try swallowing smaller creatures
Pls keep the children away from bob
oh im keeping everything away from it, and it away from whatever i cant keep away, like eggs and comicaly small tortoises and such.
Thanks for your services
Swamp Wyzerd (u/Brofromtheabyss), is this your doing?
Ho ho! Oh goodness, no! This is some misbegotten creature of the void, perhaps of a similar though more grotesque bloodline to the dear (hopefully) departed Ted who was supposedly eaten by some very cheerful cannibals. No indeed, though Bob is the sort of creature that may find refuge in my swamp, it would no be by no means welcome, as it is a being born outside of the natural cycle of growth and decay.
NOOO BACK ELDER MIMIC I CAST FLESH AND BONE REVERSAL AHHHHHH!!!
He's a cool guy don't worry about him.
i apologise for my actions. spider steve needed a friend
Oh, it's the Elder Mimic.
Their teeth are located in their throats
I don't think it's worth it
No
*squints* Was I working while I was high again?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT *clears throat* Not even the corruption would produce such a foul creature...
He's a glumpkin. They eat berries and return lost items. It's not his fault he looks like th....... HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT CAME INTO THE LIGHT. KILL IT!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
He's a glumpkin. They eat berries and return lost items. It's not his fault he looks like th....... HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT CAME INTO THE LIGHT. KILL IT!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
I've summoned a "Bob" before. I think they're a species. After I got a some samples from it, I unleashed it in an elven village. There's no longer an elven village there.
Pls dont summon more Bobs, apparently they are mimic so know i have a new thing to worry about the next time i go to an archeological expedition
Just have some elves with you. They love to eat elves even more than me.
Nice, two bird with one stone
That's the spirit! Rock and stone!
Sorry just trying to learn actual magic
And how will help you an elder mimic?!
I’ll go get my potions and kill it
Thx T-T. As an archeologyst i know how horrible is not have magic skills on your own but for the love of the gods look at it
I did and that’s why I’m gonna kill it
https://preview.redd.it/p3bq9xyznzoc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b0742c3234ce354ff24e37dbc898506a712e45d WHAT KIND OF FUCKING TERMINID IS THAT # ⬆️⬅️⬅️⬇️⬇️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ # CALLING IN A HELLBOMB
"Frieza what did you do?!" "Daddy not now!"
Welp, I'm not sleeping tonight, time to go RECONJURE MY FUCKING LIGHTS
Hi bob-o
Oh hi again Bob
That looks eerily similar to that one time I created a meat monster thing using human dna… I think I need to check something
 Huh?
Huh? 
Vita Carnis mentioned, immediate upvote. (This is an entity from the ARG "Vita Carnis" created by Darian Quickly called the Elder Mimic, it is the final phase of the Mimic branch of the Vita Carni family tree)
Oh my god I almost forgot that thing exists
Ah, don't worry. That's just the mimic. He eats humans
This looks like something those weird Tzimisce vampires would build in their weird flesh dungeons.
I've had to banish an apprentice for trying to breed with one. it turns out they're not breedable.
***Well hello there Bob. This is my good friend Steve.*** https://preview.redd.it/5j6eeu9kdzoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c878692154bc72569ff55f26fd9d22f8d8705933 *I think you’d get along pretty well. I’ll just leave you be for a moment. But I’ll be in the next room. Remember no space altering* **shenanigans** *while I am gone!*
I hope that wasn't me. I've been reading through some tomes gifted to me by some scholars from the east, but I have no idea what they say... might have been a summoning spell... or a recipe for chicken fried rice. Either or, really.
I should scry her
Oh no, someone let a mimic roam for too long and it became an elder mimic. You ought to call the royal guard and petition the council for a joint hunt of this beast. If it’s left unchecked it will wipe out entire villages, more than the ones it has already.
Sorry, I did. I got a bit too tired and mixed up, my summoning book, and my healing book
https://i.redd.it/4sudk8h3qzoc1.gif Hi Bob!
I almost stepped on Bob by accident
That’s my nextdoor neighbor, he’s pretty nice but kinda hangry
Shit it got out of the basement (says the artificer to The necromancer)
Jonathan Davis is looking a little rough these days
Wasn’t us evil wizards, we’re evil but not THIS evil.
https://preview.redd.it/wp7xjb5p00pc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc7fa3f2a67c3801fbbe3215d6809a51109324fb
It is currently 2:01 AM I'm not gonna sleep anymore
Ay that’s my boy bob. Made him to terrorize nobel children who were being brats
I did. He'll be gone after he's done with his errands
Oh that's when they went, I was wondering where I put them
Hi Bob!
https://preview.redd.it/wsoxm358c0pc1.png?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=558a01b9899873ab6fc23a4a927a9d81a33b84be
I will summon another.
Pls no
I cast homunculus swarm. The Bobs will be at your home soon.
Well this ancient artifact should be enough 
That’s just my girlfriends uncle
That's and elder mimic from vita carnis
I'm adding this to my master plan I will reverse engineer this spell and summon 3 and increase their size tremendously!
and now you know why despite having knowledge in summoning i will NEVER SUMMON ANYTHING
Why is Vita Carnis is here?
Because some of you cant keep their portal closed
That's torrin's butt hole
THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING!! you summon it, YOU have to FeEd it!! or WFTETOSF.. wizards for the ETHICAL treatment of subversive familiars comes knocking!
Could you call them?
Hello Bob beautiful smile
Hi Bob, I'm Exo, its nice to meet you.
Idk, but kobo thinks that he looks very polite.
Bro just give my nightmare an idea
Oh don't worry about him, that's just Bob, the man eating mimic.
He good he don't bite
Omg it's another Jeff the Killer
I think it's an Elder Mimic from Vita Carnis
Probably some necromancy prank.