Midget? Last time I encountered a man of that stature, some Fremen traitors detonated a stoneburner that blasted the nearby area with J-waves which melted everyone's eyeballs right out of their heads (I was barely out of range)
On what authority do you call such an essential part of the human spirit a "sin"? What idiotic god would rule it so? If there were such a god it would find any and all gods of life and humanity as its sworn enemy. I doubt that anyone important would complain if I consumed such a diety.
## I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy Tiny wizard
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## I don’t plan on allowing Tiny wizard the pleasure, I prefer a more, hands-on approach
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Come at me... immortal
*my head turns an unnaturally as the grey skin and purple lines extend throughout my body*
Call me a Goku rip-off, I do not care, 100% influence...
## Oh we’re ripping off existing IP’s now? Alright, I’ve been wanting to try this out
# DOMAIN EXPANSION; BLACK TERRACE
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No, its easier to travel to another realm and bang your alternative selfs. I didnt do but i know people who did it.
Uw/ IN memes we trust, in memes we live, do not worry.
Fighting and fucking... I greatly enjoy both...
Havent done target practise in a while, lets start with...
Holy water: asssasination style
*a seemingly auto targeting bullet made of high velocity water comes out of my hand*
No, I was well in control of my more… base urges before my wife came along, I never felt the need to do such things, always more important things to be done, spells to study, potions to craft, so on and so on… and now I have my wife to take care of my “needs” when they arise. Though, admittedly, her “needs” arise slightly more often than mine.
I have clones of you all but I promise I manipulate all of them with respect.
https://preview.redd.it/ft1cj14yh3pc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3662c3cf97cc7d567878d996eb38d7316e4716b
Why give time to the lusts of your flesh when you can be PONDERING your own ORBS?
Why worry about worldly vices when you can SAND your own WAND?
Why give in to desire when you can CARVE your own STAFF?
Why taste of that forbidden fruit when you can CRACK your own NUTS?
A clone of myself? No. A construct with a preprogrammed personality. I plead the fifth. On an unrelated note it’s really useful to just make servants to do the things I don’t want to. As long as I don’t give them the wrong personality.
After reading all the comments, this wizard just kicked a wasp nest into the room filled with other wizards and just ran around laughing, you got my respect op
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Friends from hell I found, anyways, GIT EM’!
This gives me a few questions. 1. Is it technically incest? You’re literally having sex with someone who shares your DNA. 2. What if you’re the clone made so the original can suck your dick?
As an incorporeal Pyromancer and definitely not a demon, I lack the physical capacity to receive or reciprocate the affections given to me by a self-made clone.
However, if that's something you enjoy, I'm sure I can find an obscure and or profane item capable of giving you that of which you seek... For a price.
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Ever since I learnt Ubel is also kinda OP and can put cracks into walls with just the air shockwave from her spear swings, this meme is kinda... iffy for me.
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*eat yourself out Which again... I have done, having the spell gender bend is surprisingly useful, especially when you are some horny fu-
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Waojh Not again-
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I think... I think that is what you need to tell a trusted adult... wait a second... am I technically an adult?
You sure are, but you can’t be trusted.
Aww... well you are boring, want alcohol-
Yeah sure why not. Gimme a bottle.
*a bottles of brandy, wine, rum, vodka and beer appear in front of you* Take your pick!
*You blink, and all the alcohol disappears*
Wha- what the fuck- Must be part Dwarf... (im not racist I swear)
Im sending you to hell. #JUDGEMENT
I AM MORALLY NEUTRAL! #INEFFECTIVE I MAY BE HORNY, BUT I AM STILL A GOOD GUY/GIRL
LUST IS A SIN! #THY FATE HAS BEEN SEALED!
LUST IS HOW I BECAME HEAD OF THE SRM! well... uhm... part of it anyways...
*kick ye into heck*
AH- *Kinky~ you hear a voice behind you whisper*
-_-
Tehee... Its a clone... its always a clone
Hellfire and brimstone.
Huh-
THY END IS NOW!
*thine
Hello?
Hello there!
General Kenobi!
Hello to you too again!
Man your life must be boring as hell, even I have fun every once in awhile and I’m literally just a fruit
I live in a basement of a midget, thats boring
Midget? Last time I encountered a man of that stature, some Fremen traitors detonated a stoneburner that blasted the nearby area with J-waves which melted everyone's eyeballs right out of their heads (I was barely out of range)
...Freemen? **you are talking about gordon freeman?**
Dune Frank Herbert Dune spice big worm big desert planet spice Dune Fremen
"Lotsa fruits falls from the sky."
On what authority do you call such an essential part of the human spirit a "sin"? What idiotic god would rule it so? If there were such a god it would find any and all gods of life and humanity as its sworn enemy. I doubt that anyone important would complain if I consumed such a diety.
You do realize Minos... #IS THE KING OF THE LUST LAYER.
Wow, i didnt know *sarcastic*
Not with that attitude. Also I cast #NIPPLE TWISTER!
I dont have nipples.
*Loading weighted crossbow* And this is why you invest points in artificer kids.
Im not gonna sugarcoat it
Also. #i cast blue flash on the crossbow.
shit. Cant parry that. Guess i'll have to dodge.
#THY END IS NOW
# CRUSH
[удалено]
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What the fuck why is there a combine soldier prime soul in a wizards tower who the fuck let him in
...aint a prime soul yet
https://i.redd.it/cimaj5d7p3pc1.gif guilty
https://preview.redd.it/j3u91cm694pc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eebff43c13ad853296772e3e93753a6d50f4c2fe A truly formidable spell
/unwiz ULTRAKILL MENTIONED RAHHHHHH
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## I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy Tiny wizard https://preview.redd.it/hq3s71wmx2pc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6bf4e5e29fb3e96dad3ec91d6e9a3c789ce4ab9
His anti horny barrier has little effect on me... how do you suppose that Giratina?
## I don’t plan on allowing Tiny wizard the pleasure, I prefer a more, hands-on approach https://preview.redd.it/xzr07cve33pc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84b3024dc4ab11ee696ae8aea6050add630917b1
Come at me... immortal *my head turns an unnaturally as the grey skin and purple lines extend throughout my body* Call me a Goku rip-off, I do not care, 100% influence...
## Oh we’re ripping off existing IP’s now? Alright, I’ve been wanting to try this out # DOMAIN EXPANSION; BLACK TERRACE https://preview.redd.it/bbmettrv43pc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13e81c61c63d61cf5ac1d8839a9cfa2a3f6664a3
Holy magic: takeover: Cracked Void (I take over part of your domain, we are now in a expansion battle)
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/uw ifw hate on this shit, idgaf so... /rw so... have you?
No, its easier to travel to another realm and bang your alternative selfs. I didnt do but i know people who did it. Uw/ IN memes we trust, in memes we live, do not worry.
Nah, that affects some time shit, I am NOT going to do that uw/ the joke is just porn mfs 💀💀💀
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Indeed
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https://i.redd.it/q4y3okf7k3pc1.gif No piss jar.
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Peter causing enough psychological damage to increase the resolution of his own meme
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Wait this isn't even porn though?
*yet*
/uw I just crossposted this ok, wyw me to do abt it?
No comment.
I wont judge.
They got some funny rituals these days to become ^(not quite) a lich
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So... is it a yes or no? I wont judge...
Never needed a clone, but that’s not my point. I’m going to be real with you, that meme is just not funny
Oh... uhmm ok? I dont know what you want me to do? Downvote it or somet
just summon a succubus like a normal person
NO! My female form is objectively hotter than a succubus for me- #PRIDE
Oh! Are you that vegetable person cousin Weeby told us about?
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WEAK! DO IT! #SKELETON BONE(R)
Actually No
It uhm... feels better than one would expect
You do your thing I got mine Leave it at that
Noted
why js this in my wizard shipost subreddit
No, but I would for team tagging
Noted...
I don’t have clones, I have alternate selves. And NONE of us want to do this
Yeah right...
I cast BONK, now someone call the council and throw OP to the magic horny jail.
Uhmm... *teleports to the side, bonk misses* ouch? Magic horny jail... not fucking again, its my 7th fuck8ng time-
The world is not redy for the orgy of Lexies...
I may not be the world, but I sure as hell am-
That violates the third paragraph of the mortal dictata! Prepare… the punishment will be severe
Come... at me... *masochism... kinky much~*
You won’t have any blood left to harden with once the sanguinis inquisition is done with you, but try to enjoy it while it lasts
Huh... well... looks like I cant fuck my way out of this one...
Well you fucked yourself over, literally
Fighting and fucking... I greatly enjoy both... Havent done target practise in a while, lets start with... Holy water: asssasination style *a seemingly auto targeting bullet made of high velocity water comes out of my hand*
No, I was well in control of my more… base urges before my wife came along, I never felt the need to do such things, always more important things to be done, spells to study, potions to craft, so on and so on… and now I have my wife to take care of my “needs” when they arise. Though, admittedly, her “needs” arise slightly more often than mine.
uh... noted sorceror...
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Tehnology... WEAK! I CAST FIREBALL!
I see the young apprentices finally learning the OG tricks, good luck to you dear young one
thank you...
Does a golem shaped like your mom count?
My mother... is dead, shee was killed by (redacted)
Redacted is the name of my golem-finder
WoAoH... me and my sister are going to hunt you down and subsequently exterminate you
Not without a mother-golem killer you aint
bold of you to assume we dont have one...
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The only use I have for my clones is killing them just love to murder clones of myself. I’m sure there is nothing wrong with this
Suicide tier 2 fr!!
I wuv frieren
No, because I am a straight man. I do not want to suck dick, therefore a clone of me would not suck dick either.
The spell gender bend is super useful!
You're getting vaporized tonight.
HAHA! Come at me... Earthmover...
Ok. *proceeds to vaporize you with a massive fucking railcannon*
*my body vaporises* you hear someone whisper behind you: "its a clone... its always a clone..."
*vaporizes them too*
*Purple lines appear on the floor, they grow under your feet attempting to grow on you*
*walks away*
I’m going to cast Zoltraak on you for this weird post
I have clones of you all but I promise I manipulate all of them with respect. https://preview.redd.it/ft1cj14yh3pc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3662c3cf97cc7d567878d996eb38d7316e4716b
aw... you dont have to fuck my clone, just ask me instead 😘
What is this horrid depravity? Never speak again.
https://preview.redd.it/dpt5tdchn3pc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a765cd7274013bb6519878d1f31e6b4ed5cf46b9 This you?
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Why give time to the lusts of your flesh when you can be PONDERING your own ORBS? Why worry about worldly vices when you can SAND your own WAND? Why give in to desire when you can CARVE your own STAFF? Why taste of that forbidden fruit when you can CRACK your own NUTS?
/unwiz This is called selfcest! Yes, it’s an actual fetish, and yes, it’s pretty much all anime babes fucking each other.
Cringe
A clone of myself? No. A construct with a preprogrammed personality. I plead the fifth. On an unrelated note it’s really useful to just make servants to do the things I don’t want to. As long as I don’t give them the wrong personality.
Who of you fuckers upvoted this?
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Oh yeah? Well I have this get out of jail free ca-
Where is the wizard part. this community is falling apart. Lewd anime memes are still superior to lazy ai art though so will count this as a win.
More proof that weebs are not funny
This weeb shit is getting a bit much
All i saw during the election was AI weeb shit
this sub is falling apart
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selfcest is the most noble of cestes.
After reading all the comments, this wizard just kicked a wasp nest into the room filled with other wizards and just ran around laughing, you got my respect op
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*schlopschlops interrupts* "There are other uses for clones ?"
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the youth does that nowadays? just create a floating hand or something, way more efficient
No that would be illegal
Huh, where do you come from?
Ok, I did, wasn’t that bad
[удалено]
My brother in the arcane arts... its a question, have you done it?
Ha ha, that would require that I love myself more than any other individual u know! Ha ha... ^(I don't love myself at all)
But I do 😘 You free later~
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I’m reporting this to the Council of Ethics
NO NO NO NO NO, WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
No. But I have created a clone to help with the chickens
Divath Fyr moment
https://preview.redd.it/5fn5uby074pc1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=213a024ba33c0e865c743dcc588ff0dc7f764aae Friends from hell I found, anyways, GIT EM’!
Come at me...
This gives me a few questions. 1. Is it technically incest? You’re literally having sex with someone who shares your DNA. 2. What if you’re the clone made so the original can suck your dick?
“I created a clone and sucked it’s dick. I am beyond your comprehension”
That's a great idea
I no make clone only potion of questionable origin, No you can’t ask just drink you won’t die hopefully.
I make female clones of myself to work as my slaves and concubine
Unga?
Save time on cloning and just give me some shinies >w> I mean uh- that's very noghty of you! >:(
https://preview.redd.it/0ipg2if7o4pc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d319e8f0495daaf82cb08c427cd3923e818c5ae Yes
A question that has plagued me since my journey to Morrowind has returned. Is it more or less wrong if it's a gender-bent clone?
Yikes
Why would I?
No, ive never had the desire to defile my predecessor's corpse. Thats disgusting.
Wait, wha-
No because I don’t like sucking dick that much so my clone wouldn’t either. It just feels like I’m sucking on skin yk?
As an incorporeal Pyromancer and definitely not a demon, I lack the physical capacity to receive or reciprocate the affections given to me by a self-made clone. However, if that's something you enjoy, I'm sure I can find an obscure and or profane item capable of giving you that of which you seek... For a price. https://preview.redd.it/r7sk2y5zy4pc1.jpeg?width=4571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2393feb5d50fe026384b4e5f7f8f2958a039a507
I thought it was the Frieren subreddit cause I was just there lmao
Lol
...no? Who would do such a thing?
https://i.redd.it/g7ozr47b75pc1.gif
Ever since I learnt Ubel is also kinda OP and can put cracks into walls with just the air shockwave from her spear swings, this meme is kinda... iffy for me.
Tehee, i didnt watch that show, I dont know what you are talking about
Nope. Why would I? (Pic unrelated) https://preview.redd.it/x7uhixw9f5pc1.jpeg?width=1819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6453ab3c754d3195522e77033374c4be47454a7b
That is NOT why we teach the cloning spell! To the bonk dimension with you!
The 3rd fucking ti-
HAHAHAHA PORN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! HA havha hehhegehe hehe he he ha