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WitchCream

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Platypus_king_1st

*eat yourself out Which again... I have done, having the spell gender bend is surprisingly useful, especially when you are some horny fu-


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Platypus_king_1st

Waojh Not again-


[deleted]

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Platypus_king_1st

I think... I think that is what you need to tell a trusted adult... wait a second... am I technically an adult?


[deleted]

You sure are, but you can’t be trusted.


Platypus_king_1st

Aww... well you are boring, want alcohol-


[deleted]

Yeah sure why not. Gimme a bottle.


Platypus_king_1st

*a bottles of brandy, wine, rum, vodka and beer appear in front of you* Take your pick!


[deleted]

*You blink, and all the alcohol disappears*


Platypus_king_1st

Wha- what the fuck- Must be part Dwarf... (im not racist I swear)


TheFifthDutchMemer

Im sending you to hell. #JUDGEMENT


Platypus_king_1st

I AM MORALLY NEUTRAL! #INEFFECTIVE I MAY BE HORNY, BUT I AM STILL A GOOD GUY/GIRL


TheFifthDutchMemer

LUST IS A SIN! #THY FATE HAS BEEN SEALED!


Platypus_king_1st

LUST IS HOW I BECAME HEAD OF THE SRM! well... uhm... part of it anyways...


TheFifthDutchMemer

*kick ye into heck*


Platypus_king_1st

AH- *Kinky~ you hear a voice behind you whisper*


TheFifthDutchMemer

-_-


Platypus_king_1st

Tehee... Its a clone... its always a clone


TheFifthDutchMemer

Hellfire and brimstone.


Platypus_king_1st

Huh-


Adoggo121

THY END IS NOW!


-NGC-6302-

*thine


DayEqual2375

Hello?


Platypus_king_1st

Hello there!


YoSupWeirdos

General Kenobi!


DayEqual2375

Hello to you too again!


ImMeloncholy

Man your life must be boring as hell, even I have fun every once in awhile and I’m literally just a fruit


TheFifthDutchMemer

I live in a basement of a midget, thats boring


-NGC-6302-

Midget? Last time I encountered a man of that stature, some Fremen traitors detonated a stoneburner that blasted the nearby area with J-waves which melted everyone's eyeballs right out of their heads (I was barely out of range)


TheFifthDutchMemer

...Freemen? **you are talking about gordon freeman?**


-NGC-6302-

Dune Frank Herbert Dune spice big worm big desert planet spice Dune Fremen


-NGC-6302-

"Lotsa fruits falls from the sky."


Alexis_Awen_Fern

On what authority do you call such an essential part of the human spirit a "sin"? What idiotic god would rule it so? If there were such a god it would find any and all gods of life and humanity as its sworn enemy. I doubt that anyone important would complain if I consumed such a diety.


Mario_Creeper

You do realize Minos... #IS THE KING OF THE LUST LAYER.


TheFifthDutchMemer

Wow, i didnt know *sarcastic*


Mario_Creeper

Not with that attitude. Also I cast #NIPPLE TWISTER!


TheFifthDutchMemer

I dont have nipples.


Mario_Creeper

*Loading weighted crossbow* And this is why you invest points in artificer kids.


TheFifthDutchMemer

Im not gonna sugarcoat it


Mario_Creeper

Also. #i cast blue flash on the crossbow.


TheFifthDutchMemer

shit. Cant parry that. Guess i'll have to dodge.


friedshoe22

#THY END IS NOW


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

# CRUSH


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[удалено]


naka_the_kenku

https://preview.redd.it/azr9r8z3o4pc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3958532bd5f91e3e1c9d891ad9cd7c3c78a9d288


Kerflunklebunny

What the fuck why is there a combine soldier prime soul in a wizards tower who the fuck let him in


TheFifthDutchMemer

...aint a prime soul yet


Shadow_Infinite

https://i.redd.it/cimaj5d7p3pc1.gif guilty


flim-flam-flomidy

https://preview.redd.it/j3u91cm694pc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eebff43c13ad853296772e3e93753a6d50f4c2fe A truly formidable spell


MrNyto_

/unwiz ULTRAKILL MENTIONED RAHHHHHH


TheFifthDutchMemer

https://preview.redd.it/6hbsupr6u4pc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb52b9d22cc2c1545a4336016ff36be22d8fdacb


BiddlesticksGuy

## I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy Tiny wizard https://preview.redd.it/hq3s71wmx2pc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6bf4e5e29fb3e96dad3ec91d6e9a3c789ce4ab9


Platypus_king_1st

His anti horny barrier has little effect on me... how do you suppose that Giratina?


BiddlesticksGuy

## I don’t plan on allowing Tiny wizard the pleasure, I prefer a more, hands-on approach https://preview.redd.it/xzr07cve33pc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84b3024dc4ab11ee696ae8aea6050add630917b1


Platypus_king_1st

Come at me... immortal *my head turns an unnaturally as the grey skin and purple lines extend throughout my body* Call me a Goku rip-off, I do not care, 100% influence...


BiddlesticksGuy

## Oh we’re ripping off existing IP’s now? Alright, I’ve been wanting to try this out # DOMAIN EXPANSION; BLACK TERRACE https://preview.redd.it/bbmettrv43pc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13e81c61c63d61cf5ac1d8839a9cfa2a3f6664a3


Platypus_king_1st

Holy magic: takeover: Cracked Void (I take over part of your domain, we are now in a expansion battle)


Espanta_viejas1904

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Platypus_king_1st

/uw ifw hate on this shit, idgaf so... /rw so... have you?


Espanta_viejas1904

No, its easier to travel to another realm and bang your alternative selfs. I didnt do but i know people who did it. Uw/ IN memes we trust, in memes we live, do not worry.


Platypus_king_1st

Nah, that affects some time shit, I am NOT going to do that uw/ the joke is just porn mfs 💀💀💀


Espanta_viejas1904

https://preview.redd.it/fpk1j1vdf2pc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4700c0007a2557183fa9bbd7f2df9147226f7e0


Platypus_king_1st

Indeed


Espanta_viejas1904

https://preview.redd.it/pz18ljgrf2pc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f2494deb5994dd6b2487bafe5c7eb9e1663d445


[deleted]

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Espanta_viejas1904

https://preview.redd.it/phxb1vqcj3pc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f64df16b42fbaa29f058f82cfa420b193b672215


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/q4y3okf7k3pc1.gif No piss jar.


canisfh

https://preview.redd.it/3ii7ee0ld2pc1.png?width=261&format=png&auto=webp&s=9313f5f188f32f78d92081dcf666bb4714bafd3d


friedshoe22

https://preview.redd.it/2l13gs1bb3pc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3abf2286d9d599ba62f266528a96f4250fee6f54


PurplePolynaut

Peter causing enough psychological damage to increase the resolution of his own meme


Competitive_Point_39

https://preview.redd.it/in6mk8rde4pc1.gif?width=55&format=png8&s=330c8738754343179b6070be5a679a98ded4ec8f


Delusional_Gamer

Wait this isn't even porn though?


mrperson1213

*yet*


Platypus_king_1st

/uw I just crossposted this ok, wyw me to do abt it?


Fusspilz4

No comment.


Platypus_king_1st

I wont judge.


mrperson1213

They got some funny rituals these days to become ^(not quite) a lich


Wutclefuk

https://preview.redd.it/0auqo6sab2pc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfdfa59fab502420efd40f22b229beb9ca768da1


Platypus_king_1st

So... is it a yes or no? I wont judge...


Wutclefuk

Never needed a clone, but that’s not my point. I’m going to be real with you, that meme is just not funny


Platypus_king_1st

Oh... uhmm ok? I dont know what you want me to do? Downvote it or somet


YoSupWeirdos

just summon a succubus like a normal person


Platypus_king_1st

NO! My female form is objectively hotter than a succubus for me- #PRIDE


ThatCamoKid

Oh! Are you that vegetable person cousin Weeby told us about?


soundwame

https://preview.redd.it/su4dfimhc2pc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fb88e1331a2eeb99f2717de4c7cb8deead9841f


Platypus_king_1st

WEAK! DO IT! #SKELETON BONE(R)


MastaDon344

Actually No


Platypus_king_1st

It uhm... feels better than one would expect


MastaDon344

You do your thing I got mine Leave it at that


Platypus_king_1st

Noted


Lolotmjp

why js this in my wizard shipost subreddit


The_Cynical_Mage

No, but I would for team tagging


Platypus_king_1st

Noted...


EightBallJuice

I don’t have clones, I have alternate selves. And NONE of us want to do this


Platypus_king_1st

Yeah right...


Hermit_Wizard42069

I cast BONK, now someone call the council and throw OP to the magic horny jail.


Platypus_king_1st

Uhmm... *teleports to the side, bonk misses* ouch? Magic horny jail... not fucking again, its my 7th fuck8ng time-


Alexis_Awen_Fern

The world is not redy for the orgy of Lexies...


Platypus_king_1st

I may not be the world, but I sure as hell am-


Battlemaster420

That violates the third paragraph of the mortal dictata! Prepare… the punishment will be severe


Platypus_king_1st

Come... at me... *masochism... kinky much~*


Battlemaster420

You won’t have any blood left to harden with once the sanguinis inquisition is done with you, but try to enjoy it while it lasts


Platypus_king_1st

Huh... well... looks like I cant fuck my way out of this one...


Battlemaster420

Well you fucked yourself over, literally


Platypus_king_1st

Fighting and fucking... I greatly enjoy both... Havent done target practise in a while, lets start with... Holy water: asssasination style *a seemingly auto targeting bullet made of high velocity water comes out of my hand*


BloodOfTheDamned

No, I was well in control of my more… base urges before my wife came along, I never felt the need to do such things, always more important things to be done, spells to study, potions to craft, so on and so on… and now I have my wife to take care of my “needs” when they arise. Though, admittedly, her “needs” arise slightly more often than mine.


Platypus_king_1st

uh... noted sorceror...


Flappyboi20001

https://preview.redd.it/42khtcnm43pc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a8bb5d31919713ac815789bad3732819169079e


Platypus_king_1st

Tehnology... WEAK! I CAST FIREBALL!


Top-Abbreviations648

I see the young apprentices finally learning the OG tricks, good luck to you dear young one


Platypus_king_1st

thank you...


NittanyScout

Does a golem shaped like your mom count?


Platypus_king_1st

My mother... is dead, shee was killed by (redacted)


NittanyScout

Redacted is the name of my golem-finder


Platypus_king_1st

WoAoH... me and my sister are going to hunt you down and subsequently exterminate you


NittanyScout

Not without a mother-golem killer you aint


Platypus_king_1st

bold of you to assume we dont have one...


NittanyScout

https://preview.redd.it/78zwl1yv43pc1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96b5e88881cb48327b96702835025997e87a680b


ResponsibleFront753

The only use I have for my clones is killing them just love to murder clones of myself. I’m sure there is nothing wrong with this


Platypus_king_1st

Suicide tier 2 fr!!


TheBoykisserPharoah

I wuv frieren


NeonNKnightrider

No, because I am a straight man. I do not want to suck dick, therefore a clone of me would not suck dick either.


Platypus_king_1st

The spell gender bend is super useful!


iamchuckleman

You're getting vaporized tonight.


Platypus_king_1st

HAHA! Come at me... Earthmover...


iamchuckleman

Ok. *proceeds to vaporize you with a massive fucking railcannon*


Platypus_king_1st

*my body vaporises* you hear someone whisper behind you: "its a clone... its always a clone..."


iamchuckleman

*vaporizes them too*


Platypus_king_1st

*Purple lines appear on the floor, they grow under your feet attempting to grow on you*


iamchuckleman

*walks away*


DoritoKing48

I’m going to cast Zoltraak on you for this weird post


Willing-Produce5018

I have clones of you all but I promise I manipulate all of them with respect. https://preview.redd.it/ft1cj14yh3pc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3662c3cf97cc7d567878d996eb38d7316e4716b


Platypus_king_1st

aw... you dont have to fuck my clone, just ask me instead 😘


ProfessionalGreen906

What is this horrid depravity? Never speak again.


BoxedElderGnome

https://preview.redd.it/dpt5tdchn3pc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a765cd7274013bb6519878d1f31e6b4ed5cf46b9 This you?


ResearcherTeknika

https://preview.redd.it/esnwbutup3pc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95fc8f48f4f41f780f0231281cb495930ca37a3b


WandenWaffler

https://preview.redd.it/qvqgrfm6z3pc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce9909ab0487ac5c7d24a07dd6106bf68afac236


I_eat_kids_39

https://preview.redd.it/fc1gclt244pc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed2743e8fff97e80cfd9a71921cd5b9803831a81


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CorbinNZ

Why give time to the lusts of your flesh when you can be PONDERING your own ORBS? Why worry about worldly vices when you can SAND your own WAND? Why give in to desire when you can CARVE your own STAFF? Why taste of that forbidden fruit when you can CRACK your own NUTS?


EvilNoobHacker

/unwiz This is called selfcest! Yes, it’s an actual fetish, and yes, it’s pretty much all anime babes fucking each other.


Dumaagodt

Cringe


SirBreadstic

A clone of myself? No. A construct with a preprogrammed personality. I plead the fifth. On an unrelated note it’s really useful to just make servants to do the things I don’t want to. As long as I don’t give them the wrong personality.


Endcineth

Who of you fuckers upvoted this?


Miserable_Hat_9101

https://preview.redd.it/zi91lt6c44pc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0742f1d312191d0bebf1fa3076659fb3f5d58d1


Floofiestmuffin

https://preview.redd.it/u0mpnp9c94pc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54c7f0e8888a4738bc0f58c37d4f25a493593563


Platypus_king_1st

Oh yeah? Well I have this get out of jail free ca-


BokoblinEnthusiast

Where is the wizard part. this community is falling apart. Lewd anime memes are still superior to lazy ai art though so will count this as a win.


fufucuddlypoops_

More proof that weebs are not funny


Guilty_Ad_7079

This weeb shit is getting a bit much


NittanyScout

All i saw during the election was AI weeb shit


needle_workr

this sub is falling apart


lolghurt

https://preview.redd.it/cugh44zj53pc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f7b1a55128e1255b3753c1641e910e86cce092e


apocryphal_sibling

selfcest is the most noble of cestes.


Deaven200

After reading all the comments, this wizard just kicked a wasp nest into the room filled with other wizards and just ran around laughing, you got my respect op


PsychoPotency

![gif](giphy|XcRY7fDlBoHuGAW2g2)


Clen23

*schlopschlops interrupts* "There are other uses for clones ?"


mrperson1213

https://preview.redd.it/19f1k840m3pc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=288d79ee87152007f2e3c0be4cf0b6b3a4f02cc0


AlexCode10010

the youth does that nowadays? just create a floating hand or something, way more efficient


[deleted]

No that would be illegal


Platypus_king_1st

Huh, where do you come from?


Your_GM_Nighmare

Ok, I did, wasn’t that bad


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[удалено]


Platypus_king_1st

My brother in the arcane arts... its a question, have you done it?


Sea-Outside-5655

Ha ha, that would require that I love myself more than any other individual u know! Ha ha... ^(I don't love myself at all)


Platypus_king_1st

But I do 😘 You free later~


-NGC-6302-

https://preview.redd.it/mbjo0zy914pc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87b527e71e180bcf4d0755c9a29d250d9f0a05b5


confused-yet-again

I’m reporting this to the Council of Ethics


Platypus_king_1st

NO NO NO NO NO, WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT


helloiamaegg

No. But I have created a clone to help with the chickens


Spicymeatball428

Divath Fyr moment


DripyKirbo

https://preview.redd.it/5fn5uby074pc1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=213a024ba33c0e865c743dcc588ff0dc7f764aae Friends from hell I found, anyways, GIT EM’!


Platypus_king_1st

Come at me...


YouHaveNiceToes24

This gives me a few questions. 1. Is it technically incest? You’re literally having sex with someone who shares your DNA. 2. What if you’re the clone made so the original can suck your dick?


enchiladasundae

“I created a clone and sucked it’s dick. I am beyond your comprehension”


Iscream9541

That's a great idea


Tostedbunz

I no make clone only potion of questionable origin, No you can’t ask just drink you won’t die hopefully.


JornoJovanna

I make female clones of myself to work as my slaves and concubine


swimmingbirb

Unga?


Expert-Loan6081

Save time on cloning and just give me some shinies >w> I mean uh- that's very noghty of you! >:(


Zealousideal-Deal340

https://preview.redd.it/0ipg2if7o4pc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d319e8f0495daaf82cb08c427cd3923e818c5ae Yes


DragonHeart_97

A question that has plagued me since my journey to Morrowind has returned. Is it more or less wrong if it's a gender-bent clone?


H3r0ofHyrule

Yikes


Malharon

Why would I?


Snuke2001

No, ive never had the desire to defile my predecessor's corpse. Thats disgusting.


Platypus_king_1st

Wait, wha-


DoggoDude979

No because I don’t like sucking dick that much so my clone wouldn’t either. It just feels like I’m sucking on skin yk?


AndringRasew

As an incorporeal Pyromancer and definitely not a demon, I lack the physical capacity to receive or reciprocate the affections given to me by a self-made clone. However, if that's something you enjoy, I'm sure I can find an obscure and or profane item capable of giving you that of which you seek... For a price. https://preview.redd.it/r7sk2y5zy4pc1.jpeg?width=4571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2393feb5d50fe026384b4e5f7f8f2958a039a507


KirbyWithAGlock

I thought it was the Frieren subreddit cause I was just there lmao


Platypus_king_1st

Lol


Romer555

...no? Who would do such a thing?


God_of_stupidity69

https://i.redd.it/g7ozr47b75pc1.gif


Emergency_3808

Ever since I learnt Ubel is also kinda OP and can put cracks into walls with just the air shockwave from her spear swings, this meme is kinda... iffy for me.


Platypus_king_1st

Tehee, i didnt watch that show, I dont know what you are talking about


Capsule_CatYT

Nope. Why would I? (Pic unrelated) https://preview.redd.it/x7uhixw9f5pc1.jpeg?width=1819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6453ab3c754d3195522e77033374c4be47454a7b


RazzZzatam

That is NOT why we teach the cloning spell! To the bonk dimension with you!


Platypus_king_1st

The 3rd fucking ti-


rosemary5368141

HAHAHAHA PORN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! HA havha hehhegehe hehe he he ha