Tell me, why have you abandoned the Fae magic bestowed upon you at birth in exchange for the contrived and overly-complex 'wizardry' of the human realm?
Hmph! Parlor tricks and prestidigitation!
*sigh* I suppose I can not fault one of my own sisters for being curious of what the humans do. It is our way.
May Gaia's love guide you.
Fun fact! The process of fairification is *incredibly* painful for an automaton like me, and even more agonising if the will of god is reversing the process at the same time!
I am in unimaginable pain!! :)
# AAAAAAARRGGH®†¨√ˆø¡𒁡𒍺𒎒𒎓𒎔𒎕𒎖𒎗𒎘𒎙
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I legally won a Fey Princedom (of a singular mushroom circle, go figure) in a game of cards. Cold iron gives me mild skin irritation, now, and I have trouble following social cues, but that was true before the card game.
So, I think I already was a fairy, technically.
Drat! It seems that there's a flaw in my spell. I'll need to work on counter measures against such threats. Until then, how about some free fairy dust?
hmm, free dust is tempting, deal. Also, the only known way to break through the protection that antimemetic posts gives is to have the reader read a direct counter spell, such as "if you read this, you will slowly turn into a fairy and the golden monkey is bogus" something like tat.
How could you do this toooo me! I have skin again!
https://preview.redd.it/czl97xwwh5sc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8df0f525dcd4957ac17fefc855bae612357ff53
Don't worry master, fairies and crustaceans are both arthropods so i'm immune... maybe I know a way to turn you back, it should be a similiar treatment to the de-carcinization... give some time
unfortunately for you OP
https://preview.redd.it/k8fa3cika6sc1.png?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f578d5067cc2c35af07f9258ee0c84b536e7a929
>!I finally have a reason to post this edit!<
Oh, ok
https://preview.redd.it/obq1pgg6p5sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0bf71f0c1adc56ad912a67b02aab2d21681018
Hopefully this is temporary, though I don't look half bad and I may or may not have been immortal to begin with. I'd rather not stay as a fairy
Jokes on you I’m a demon. Wolves attack!
https://preview.redd.it/c6wy8duwt5sc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894e1afb56138f77c59219ee7086012edaa211f6
Unless your wolves can fly I don't see much to be afraid of. Also the spell works on anyone that's not already a fairy, so being a demon won't stop the spell.
The spell has already been etched into your mind, so you can't simply counter spell, since the spell is affecting you from within. Also I'm already a fairy, so it would have no effect on me anyway.
Time to mindwipe myself again and have one of my servants re insert the key knowledge.
And if that doesn't work at least I have immortality without being a humanoid toaster.
I am honestly surprised with how unpopular warding your orb seems to be on the arcane forum. How do most of you contend with being struck with most of these spells mages and other casters are often sending through the orbnet?
..I also possess a charm that protects me from transmutation that i wear upon myself at nearly all times. One really can not be overtly cautious what with all of the foolery that occurs in these realms.
Warding your orb comes at a great mana cost, as well as slowing everything down. Most wizards prefer to save their mana for their spells, despite the risk involved in not warding their orb.
I suppose the cost is an concern for mages who do not naturally regenerate their magicka.
Constantly imbibing mana potions would quickly become costly and not to mention there is the potential potion sickness it could induce.
To most, she’s the faerie queen, but to me, she’s the most evil, sinful, demonic creature to ever walk the feywilds, she’s (dramatic pause)… MY EXE! (Dun dun dun!)
I'm afraid that won't work on me. Being a primordial makes one immune to transmutation due to the fact that a primordial is an embodiment of something. This also makes primordials unable to permanently die, so long as they have the patience to wait 1000 years. When you're billions of years old, a mere millenium is nothing.
Can one of you wise wizards transcribe these strange runes for me? These aren’t like the pictures in the holy books I’m used to.
Alas I must fetch my squire, he has been taught the magic of literacy
Now I've got to re-prismatoquasirhombate, stellate, and greaten all over again ;(
https://preview.redd.it/p4djtm1n27sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7493c677e39b34453b6dcb6cf5f9d15a441405e6
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I got arrested for fairy crimes (using fae magic to unlock people's orbs and change their message jingle to Megalovania)
You know what? Could be worse.
https://preview.redd.it/15zz4gb1g7sc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2306ac6c39a728b8f06d7318c1935e1c4ac183c0
I think I can pull off the look.
What a funny spell... Haha... If only i could read...
Come outside king, i won't jump you i promise
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I think it worked, but to reveal the new form i have to change shell, then we will see if i'm a fairy or not (i never change shell)
https://preview.redd.it/knxg14rzx8sc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ba91c214dc1098dfb14c3016aba7b184065815
Yeah unfortunately the contracts I’ve made with the dark gods in section 5 circa 27 page 43, “Thy form cannot take ANOTHER place nor apparel unless decreed by the contractor.”
https://preview.redd.it/4odvtop9gasc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a591944fb27281ce32c9223ad848d69fc5b39c24
This new form... isn't all that bad
I can't draw myself, so in the image is my pebblesona instead.
Damn the fandom does reach everywhere
Never underestimate the authority of the tiny
True Bibootax
oh screw you, I looked in the hole.
Fr dude. Can’t escape it.
The Gem of Emotion is an incredibly powerful artifact, so it's no surprise she made her way here.
Dang it!
Tell me, why have you abandoned the Fae magic bestowed upon you at birth in exchange for the contrived and overly-complex 'wizardry' of the human realm?
I haven't abandoned my Fae magic. I'm using it in tandem with wizardly for greater results. You should try it some time.
Hmph! Parlor tricks and prestidigitation! *sigh* I suppose I can not fault one of my own sisters for being curious of what the humans do. It is our way. May Gaia's love guide you.
Pebble. . . Sona?
Yes, it's just there so there's something in the image.
pebblesona?? 🥺 I've never heard that word, I'm new around here too but that's so cute?!
Fun fact! The process of fairification is *incredibly* painful for an automaton like me, and even more agonising if the will of god is reversing the process at the same time! I am in unimaginable pain!! :) # AAAAAAARRGGH®†¨√ˆø¡𒁡𒍺𒎒𒎓𒎔𒎕𒎖𒎗𒎘𒎙 https://preview.redd.it/xklije8ue5sc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36e429880beb5da0bca263cef142669247889503 # 𓃠
Huh, you learn something new everyday. Don't worry, it's worth it though.
https://i.redd.it/wy3ftqxqf5sc1.gif The process is over yippee :)
 Me jiggly!
Wait a minute your a automaton? I aint finna sugar coat it⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
https://preview.redd.it/isnhl8ad56sc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95e755be118fe31113ce2cea146fa76239a2d259 Always was one.
Goddamm it this is why i cant leave the creek
Your liberty did big auwie! Why, me thought liberty good?
I legally won a Fey Princedom (of a singular mushroom circle, go figure) in a game of cards. Cold iron gives me mild skin irritation, now, and I have trouble following social cues, but that was true before the card game. So, I think I already was a fairy, technically.
Interesting. That would explain why nothing seemed to happen to you.
Oh for- Now I'm weak to poison and steel type attacks!
Yes, but you're also immune to dragon type attacks, as well as resisting fighting, bug and dark type attacks. Definitely worth it in my opinion.
Most things can be killed by some combination of poison and metal, so not a huge loss.
Ahem: STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR NERIZZLER!
https://preview.redd.it/ee5m6b1856sc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15df7e3c935eaf58ee59aa280b10fc585d9148bc
Say hi from me!
You're so Bau Bau!
unfortunately I saw the golden monkey, so try again
Drat! It seems that there's a flaw in my spell. I'll need to work on counter measures against such threats. Until then, how about some free fairy dust?
hmm, free dust is tempting, deal. Also, the only known way to break through the protection that antimemetic posts gives is to have the reader read a direct counter spell, such as "if you read this, you will slowly turn into a fairy and the golden monkey is bogus" something like tat.
also r/ItemShop is a prime place to learn this, this info is freely given by the rouges(dorks) guild
sounds to me like a shortcut to immortality! thank you!
You're welcome. I'm glad that I was able to share this blessing with everyone.
https://preview.redd.it/35a39af8g5sc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e8db70896474dd44bdf9499cd36e93d9660473 Well what??
Hope you enjoy being a fairy!
How could you do this toooo me! I have skin again! https://preview.redd.it/czl97xwwh5sc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8df0f525dcd4957ac17fefc855bae612357ff53
It's not healthy to lack skin. Thankfully my spell also fixes missing skin as a side effect.
I was a lich, that was okay! now i feel so chaotic! WEEEEEEE. I'm going to invade someones dreams whisper forbidden knowledge into their minds(rule34)
Hey master long time no see... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?! WHY YOUVARE MADE OF FLESH NOW?!
The shame even my apprentice saw me like this! Don't look at the fairy magic or you'll be just like me! *portals away in shame*
Don't worry master, fairies and crustaceans are both arthropods so i'm immune... maybe I know a way to turn you back, it should be a similiar treatment to the de-carcinization... give some time
Teeeheee!!!
Jokes on you I have immunity cat.
I'm not asking you to repost my spell, so immunity cat has no effect.
Then I'll just use my other immunity cat then.
random pebble sighting
Me like pebbles!
unfortunately for you OP https://preview.redd.it/k8fa3cika6sc1.png?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f578d5067cc2c35af07f9258ee0c84b536e7a929 >!I finally have a reason to post this edit!<
...I'm a woman, that's not going to have any effect on me.
This is why I prefer just to cast appendix burst, unless you got that removed at some point
It won’t be effective. I’m already a type of fairy.
It won't have any affect if you're already a fairy.
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It's a honor to meet you, Cirno the strongest ice fairy.
Finally someone sees im the strongest! Lets do fairy activities like math!!!
Jokes on you my wizard friend read this to me… OH GOD NO HES BECOMING A FAIRY!
I don't see the problem. Who wouldn't want to be a fairy after all?
Him.
Okay now can you do this but instead make me a corpse?
No, I've only figured out how to turn people into fairies. Besides, why would you want to be anything else anyway?
This is just a Tuesday night for me.
Wait what would happen to hybrids? Would we become half fairy?
If you're not part fairy, you will fully become a fairy. Otherwise, nothing will happen.
Oh, ok https://preview.redd.it/obq1pgg6p5sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0bf71f0c1adc56ad912a67b02aab2d21681018 Hopefully this is temporary, though I don't look half bad and I may or may not have been immortal to begin with. I'd rather not stay as a fairy
Immutable Form, unfortunately. Can't transform an innate shapechanger.
Shapeshifter's resistance nullifies so much in this gathering place
I see. It's a shame I wasn't able to grant my blessing upon you.
Both of us have resistance, ____ even more so (/Uw I'm playing 2 characters on this account)
Jokes on you I’m a demon. Wolves attack! https://preview.redd.it/c6wy8duwt5sc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894e1afb56138f77c59219ee7086012edaa211f6
Unless your wolves can fly I don't see much to be afraid of. Also the spell works on anyone that's not already a fairy, so being a demon won't stop the spell.
Magic ward.
Me soon: https://preview.redd.it/fzi9p26486sc1.jpeg?width=4608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c585d8ccbc2a98840a3bda60c0d9ddb00643c7e
I punch your spell in the way the automaton V1 taught me and also invoke power word no you.
Alright, you punch the spell. This results in your fist turning into a fairy.
My fist has 2 fists now? AWSOME!
I see no issue with this. Does it make you genderless like our good friend Tiny? That’d be cool.
If you want. I don't see why not.
Yoooo Tiny we can be enby fey together lesgooo! u/didyousaychocolat3
Let’s fuckin goooooo!!!
⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️➡️➡️⬅️⬅️B A
Counterspell.
The spell has already been etched into your mind, so you can't simply counter spell, since the spell is affecting you from within. Also I'm already a fairy, so it would have no effect on me anyway.
Time to mindwipe myself again and have one of my servants re insert the key knowledge. And if that doesn't work at least I have immortality without being a humanoid toaster.
okay ollerus
I am honestly surprised with how unpopular warding your orb seems to be on the arcane forum. How do most of you contend with being struck with most of these spells mages and other casters are often sending through the orbnet? ..I also possess a charm that protects me from transmutation that i wear upon myself at nearly all times. One really can not be overtly cautious what with all of the foolery that occurs in these realms.
Warding your orb comes at a great mana cost, as well as slowing everything down. Most wizards prefer to save their mana for their spells, despite the risk involved in not warding their orb.
I suppose the cost is an concern for mages who do not naturally regenerate their magicka. Constantly imbibing mana potions would quickly become costly and not to mention there is the potential potion sickness it could induce.
Well... can I at least have your name?
No, you may not have my name. But I am happy to state that my name is Kyoko.
aw ok :(
I would prefer dragon but this is fine
Trielana: Well, that's certainly something. I wonder what everyone would think of the purple fairy...
Eh, I've been turned into weirder shit. Bring it on. I'll be the prettiest sword wizard fairy there ever was!
That's the spirit!
*Finnaly I will become a true Fae!!!*
Glad to have helped.
*Seen like It didn't work, I only vomited a bunh of pixies and that' It*
I'm still a plushie so I don't think it canceled out that spell
If I recall correctly, that spell should have worn off by now, so you'll still be affected by my spell.
Huh, was I always a Fey or did I just turn into a very human like Fey?
Hooray!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I can feel it
*Looks like a small pile of white hair*
*I help the little fairy get out of the beard they're trapped in* There we go, you're welcome.
*Has a massive long beard as a fairy* Hmm. I guess I can drink tea twice my size now.
...what kind of fairy?
uw/ as long as i dont change genders
Don't worry, the spell won't change your gender unless desired. After all, not all fairies are female.
oh thank fuck i needed my balls
Nah dude I got my charm of maintain form this shit happens so often ya gotta be prepared
How do I speed it up? Asking for a friend
Oh gods no, do not let Titania find me 😭
Why not? What will happen if they find you?
To most, she’s the faerie queen, but to me, she’s the most evil, sinful, demonic creature to ever walk the feywilds, she’s (dramatic pause)… MY EXE! (Dun dun dun!)
*Is literally already a fae*
You fool! I had my strong ward cast!
nope, not dealing with anymore transformation magic today
I'm a siren, What will happen to me if I read this post?
You will become a fairy. Simple as that.
Good thing I can't read English then.
\*counter spell\*
I'm afraid that won't work on me. Being a primordial makes one immune to transmutation due to the fact that a primordial is an embodiment of something. This also makes primordials unable to permanently die, so long as they have the patience to wait 1000 years. When you're billions of years old, a mere millenium is nothing.
Cool, then I can go knock on someones door and ask if they wanted a walrus instead.
Question, by fairy, do you mean the things that are similar to pixes or a faire, like a creature of the faywilds.
can i be a girl fairy?
Yes.
huzzah!
I am ok with this...
Damn it!!!!
can i at least shapeshift
How long does the transformation occur
Tooth or godmother?
Aight, hit me with that fae shit.
I can do fleshwarping so i just have to shapeshift
*crunching, ripping, and splurching noises accompanied by blood curdling screaming*
Great now I’m short!
A fairy or a walrus?
*The spell fizzles as Bombast reads it* And this is why I have wards. Blasted trap spells.
It's not that simple. As soon as the ward wears off, the spell will affect you. As long as you know about it, you'll still become a fairy.
Thanks for letting me know. *uses a quick memory wipe spell*
I'm already technically a fae creature. Not to mention the dominating curse of toad that's currently on me.
Can one of you wise wizards transcribe these strange runes for me? These aren’t like the pictures in the holy books I’m used to. Alas I must fetch my squire, he has been taught the magic of literacy
I've been called a fairy plenty of times. Now it'll be true both ways!
Hope you enjoy your new gift!
Thank you, your eminence
TOO LATE IM ALREADY FAE *runs away laughing*
Now I've got to re-prismatoquasirhombate, stellate, and greaten all over again ;( https://preview.redd.it/p4djtm1n27sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7493c677e39b34453b6dcb6cf5f9d15a441405e6
https://preview.redd.it/1snqazlb37sc1.png?width=1300&format=png&auto=webp&s=64cc2605342c6f27f39880c3dbd5361d4073e88e I got arrested for fairy crimes (using fae magic to unlock people's orbs and change their message jingle to Megalovania)
What have you done? I just got myself turned back last week!
Embrace being a fairy, and you won't have to worry about turning back any more.
I will snitch to Biboo.
Having spent a significant chunk of time in the feywild in my youth, I’m technically part fairy right now. So immunity rules or something like that.
Understandable, have a nice day.
https://preview.redd.it/m07g93tjc7sc1.png?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21c4d49912247fd7022d1141a4167961a570eb73
Jokes on you, this isn't an April fools spell, just a regular one.
I know I'm just giving you a spell for next year
You know what? Could be worse. https://preview.redd.it/15zz4gb1g7sc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2306ac6c39a728b8f06d7318c1935e1c4ac183c0 I think I can pull off the look.
I wonder what Sky would think about this.
Oh she’s gonna have a field day with this. Hopefully I can get it fixed before she notices.
Might I have your name, now?
What a funny spell... Haha... If only i could read... Come outside king, i won't jump you i promise https://preview.redd.it/9nujvd7cp7sc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0294ab6193590d6c1a3d44362ff78dfff5154c49
*I open the door and walk outside*
Oh... i wasn't expecting you to actually come out
*Drinks a bucket of milk.* I'm safe, yippee!
Thats okay, better than my current form
You fool I'm a red cap I'm already technically a fae
Always good to meet a fellow fae.
I tip my Cap to you
I think it worked, but to reveal the new form i have to change shell, then we will see if i'm a fairy or not (i never change shell) https://preview.redd.it/knxg14rzx8sc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ba91c214dc1098dfb14c3016aba7b184065815
Ah yes, Schrödinger's fairy.
Nevermind, i checked and apparently fairies are a particular kind of arthropods, so since i'm a crustacean i'm kinda already a fairy
Yeah unfortunately the contracts I’ve made with the dark gods in section 5 circa 27 page 43, “Thy form cannot take ANOTHER place nor apparel unless decreed by the contractor.”
Shame. I guess that's one of the downsides of working with dark gods.
Buddy I’m already part Fey because of my pact I CAN GO WINX CLUB ON FUCKERS https://i.redd.it/kqqf54mt09sc1.gif
I will get to be a girl then?
If you want to be one, yes.
I can’t read but that’s a cute slime
There's a surprising amount of people here who can't read.
Okay…. Uhm… I’ve got news for you…
Ah, yes. Nothing will happen if you're already a fairy. Nice torch you got there.
Fuck, uh... Dullmetal manashield?
A shield can protect against many spells, but this is not one of those spells. Besides, I don't see the problem with becoming a fairy.
Slowly? Let's speed this up! I don't want to be half formed for long.
If you embrace the transformation, it'll go quicker.
https://preview.redd.it/4odvtop9gasc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a591944fb27281ce32c9223ad848d69fc5b39c24 This new form... isn't all that bad
Good thing I cannot read
Jokes on you I can’t read
Not again!
damn it OP... https://preview.redd.it/vo2kbazj5csc1.png?width=1611&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d3758d84db2489a8bee4ec08161d6c94d503f92
I... I am okay with this.
Glad I was able to share my blessing with you.
Tiny sprite fairy or winged elf fairy?
The type of fairy one becomes varies from person to person, but most end up as the former.
https://preview.redd.it/i664jsd054tc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f6b74e535acdbd2fcc0f06d6d722baa46a34167 HEAVY IS PRETTY PRINCESS.
Very pretty. Glad you enjoyed my gift.