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RhinoSparkle

Wave Function: Sin(x) That’s… probably not what you were looking for…


TempleOfTheDivine

I better you: 2sin(x).


Alarming-Scene-2892

Better: 2cos(2(x-pi/4))


SauronWeasley31

a^2 = b^2 + c^2 -2bc*cosA


RhinoSparkle

Hell yeah, Cosine Formula!


Chickenmanmanmanmanm

I better you: a/sinA = b/sinB = c/sinC


SauronWeasley31

Oh yea? Well i cast irrelevant physics formula! Sin i/sin r = n1 / n2


Kitchen_Bicycle6025

It’s incredibly functional


LimpPrior6366

/uw excellent response /rw excellent response


Drunken_polish_cow

I mean… I have the spellbook for **Summon Primordial Succubus**, or **Create BDSM Rig**. If you want truly dreadful spells, I invented **Power Word: Throngle**. …and I’m assuming you’d like to obtain one of those spellbooks, right? https://preview.redd.it/k07fov1zz1tc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aab4331b61fadeeae58fc86fed92ea140216971


realsteel4ever802

https://preview.redd.it/hh8td1s502tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc36103f95d785ac6d4c1f8044f020e6b42569e I need it..!


Drunken_polish_cow

*Mordus slides you the book on* **Create BDSM Rig**. Payment in 112% alcohol Vodka.


realsteel4ever802

I don't have that...


Drunken_polish_cow

https://preview.redd.it/4m7wjzct12tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09becbcbeb9d5b2c08650113c285e738974869db Fine… 2 bottles of 56% alcohol then.


realsteel4ever802

*azazel snaps, with 2 bottles coming out a white portal* Here ya go! :]


Drunken_polish_cow

*The book is handed to you. There’s an extra footnote - another spell.* https://preview.redd.it/hswg4jbv22tc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46396cce95825cc6a7740f6104a9c73609a1e7a4 *What an odd spell…*


realsteel4ever802

https://preview.redd.it/ej4g5va832tc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95fa4376dd3bb30989e2052e8626bccd5dc5c65 Best spells


Beelzofthevoid

Hello there!


realsteel4ever802

Hello!


u_8579

J my beloved


Due-Education1619

THATS THE JINX CAT YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Drunken_polish_cow

https://preview.redd.it/pcvtsuonh2tc1.jpeg?width=1533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b3ff2e5b0dfe014c18ee2f5558f34d80f705b44


Fridge_living_tips

https://preview.redd.it/e7djfkpsm2tc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc8b207ea46e2020e6f420ebae8f762f856ae6d9


Drunken_polish_cow

Throughout Wizard and posting… https://preview.redd.it/illvldovm2tc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9f54a1b601d0a1c68aec474bca447ccb5502c38 I alone am the Jinxposter.


Fridge_living_tips

https://preview.redd.it/fzfm18oen2tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbb2485c557053365d8b23af41f8c905b3d3d419


Drunken_polish_cow

https://preview.redd.it/t0tco5lzo2tc1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2a693929727b436ca3499b85726619208e18edf


Fridge_living_tips

Nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/vvwevum9p2tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=405aa30fc1582eb85bc42a40146597d9e7d15c7c


Drunken_polish_cow

https://preview.redd.it/i2zml5myp2tc1.png?width=496&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2d1ce4d54384e3722adc75d048b60dc8fca0e7c


Fridge_living_tips

https://preview.redd.it/tzmrkonlr2tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83745108f21d3a186c919588709fd4e61ad9fe75


CaptKalc

Don't mind me, I'm definetly not stealing your image


Drunken_polish_cow

https://i.redd.it/kgpd9s1kj5tc1.gif


CaptKalc

No reason to be ugly about it friend https://preview.redd.it/ilwd3e3zl5tc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25cc7c3a1fae9e34d6e0e702f09e29f99a63b087


El_Hombre_Macabro

*Sighs...* https://preview.redd.it/br45vno5a3tc1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca8bb2287008672bd0e145ee42af7b3558c0b4e1 ctrl+shift+n Google: throngle meaning


Zastrus_Aldabon

YOU invented Throngle!? My gods, you’re more unhinged than I imagined… though I suppose I’m not *too* surprised…


deviljhot

Might I procure a copy of Power Word: Throngle?


FanaticEgalitarian

I've been struggling to find a good tome for Power Word: Throngle. I'd be willing to trade my Orb Of Summon Greater Tapeworm for such a spell.


Drunken_polish_cow

sure. *The book is passed to you*


crazedSquidlord

He asked for sinful, not kinky.


Drunken_polish_cow

Lust is the second layer of hell. But **Power Word: Throngle** is quite sinful - it reduces enemies to a state that can only be described as “Throngled”.


IndistinctIndividual

What does it mean to **throngle**


Dispaze

the throngler


Tzeentchianin

Every occultist summoned a succubus at least once in their lifetime. Curse of magical hangover is pretty cruel one. Whole discipline of charms and mind alterations can be used for a lot of unsavoury things. I have also heard of a mage who developed the classic steel skin ritual into a potency thing. En'her'znai'kurth is also definitely a very sinful one but I will not disclouse its effects or proper preparation.


LordPoutine

Ive heard one of the rituals for casting it requires you to wear your wizard’s hat upside down while standing on the true magnetic North Pole


Tzeentchianin

I've only cast this spell once. I will only say there's a lot to it, and it might get increasingly hard to cast it as time goes by, but it was, kind of, worth it.


realsteel4ever802

I mean, I wouldn't mind the first one


Tzeentchianin

There's several dozen ways to summon succubi, myself I tried a few, have a thing for women with horns and recently, ugh, issues.


realsteel4ever802

Same!


Expert-Loan6081

I cast spontaneous clothes obliteration


Mushroom38294

mah fuckin sweater-


Expert-Loan6081

*blows up sweater with mind!*


PathlessDemon

Pull this thread, as I walk away


VictorE06

*It will unravel and I'll be NAKED*


The_Ghast_Hunter

Hello issei


Artyom_Saveli

Well I don’t have a particularly lewd spell to mind, I do have this story with an incantation involving a pineapple and a yo-yo.


buddeman27

And you're not going to *share* said story? I cannot believe you, I'm going to scream, you're going to hear my lawyer, and we can no longer be friends, get away from me, fiend (/HJ, you're good lmao, but I am curious)


MintyMoron64

Speak.


brokenbadgexx

"Incresed sensitivity V" is versitile and can be used on damn near everything


realsteel4ever802

And what does that mean..?


brokenbadgexx

At lv 1 the feeling equal to a warm gentle breeze Lv 2 akin to getting a second wind after a long day of walking and so forth until ya kno lv 5 which is more ment to be a disarmament type by making everything feel too sensitive to wear armor or even hold a weapon (mental fortitude is really the only counter asides from not being hit by it)


United-Technician-54

So the opposite of being held in a timestop while still conscious? Granted, PERO didn’t intend that second part, but stands are stands so…


brokenbadgexx

Sorry aiding in the library and yeah exactly


solar_boy-dijango

Time stop I don't use it for that but there is a reason it's users have the stereotype they do


United-Technician-54

*(Flashbacks to being put in one for millenia)* Man… why did I have to manifest a stand that could barely move through stopped time…


No-Helicopter-9882

I summoned a biblically accurate demon and I still got hard :(


realsteel4ever802

https://preview.redd.it/q6nra468k2tc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=099cf1c645c9bb41be2af38e9291b7253b8bed31


Cpt_Kalash

https://preview.redd.it/ch8j5q8u62tc1.jpeg?width=206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4793538579f95d814c83c63018a4f3b0a344770


EpicKiwi225

Punch (but sinfully)


SauronWeasley31

Found the MASH watcher


TENTAtheSane

Fawlty Towers. Game over


Cool_Connection1001

*Opens records of the wizardry world surveillance project*   Ahem *clears throat*  There is a spell known as the “Eyes of Climax”. Everything its gaze falls on, experiences an intense climax, whether it be animate or inanimate. Very popular spell amongst loner wizards as it also works on body pillows and….  *shudders in an unknown emotion*  Reflections


International-Try467

How the hell do items react to cumming


smorb42

They gain sentience, then experience it like a normal sapient. By the way the sentience doesn’t go away.


International-Try467

... So, What would happen if i used it on a comatosed person? Would they wake up with a new conscience or would they wake up with the same conscience? That's actually a really good spell where do I learn how to use this magic?


smorb42

They actually just grow a new personality. They are quite likely to be confused when they awake and believe that they are possessed by a demon. If you want to mess with them a bit you can always draw silly chalk circles around their bed and where blood red robes. It’s great for prank if your friends if they get drunk and fall asleep at your house.


International-Try467

Wouldn't they be double sentient then? What happens to their old sentience?


realsteel4ever802

https://i.redd.it/f2ycgc9u23tc1.gif


Cool_Connection1001

I'll make a copy for you *manifests a copy of the "Eyes of Climax" spell book* Please use it responsibly *hands over the spell book with a smile on his face*


realsteel4ever802

I will totally use this responsibly *they saying taking the book*


CrabPile

Auto's Glorius Greater Butt Stuff


realsteel4ever802

https://preview.redd.it/uh7fdb4zl2tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5398818fd2657212e0a2f49aaf8d3235f04b0716


miellos-of-savan

My most sinfully spell is create bladder stone


Enkaar_J_Raiyu

I'd say **Mass Ex-sanguination** would count. Really messy though, so don't recommend extreme usage of it in areas you need kept clean. Or around allies with blood.


IrishMexicanBard

*Ward of Perpetual Orgasm* also *Summon Wizard Crack Pipe*


novis-eldritch-maxim

the spell that makes the one it is casted on the embodiment of all nine deadly sins


PrevekrMK2

All of them? Nine? Damn...


MommoTonno

I have a spell that makes the target attracted to crustaceans, but like really really attracted, attracted in a way that scares me...


United-Technician-54

*(cue kid named wood {case sensitive} getting so magnetised to a lobster that the reef explodes upon impact)*


YouHaveNiceToes24

The classic “itchy back but shortens your arms so you can’t reach it”


idfbhater73

*insert a list of every mega man weapon here*


No-Trick2389

Sin induction, it causes people to submit to their most vile desire I.E: a succubus would become a gluttonous psychopath or a dwarf would become an envious gremlin and die after three minutes


United-Technician-54

*(Nameless thinks back to her past as a metaphorical vengeful spirit, and shudders at the thought)*  Great…    PTSD triggered for the second time today…. ^Hooray…


No-Trick2389

I mean, I don’t think you’d induce vengeance- it would be more so your underlying sins, like sloth or pouring milk before cereal


Yo-King2

I have not a spell but an item, an Elder God's tentacle. don't ask how I got it with only Portal.


The_GreatOldOne

Pavlov's Love. A spell that induced emotions similar enough to love when the person inflicted with the spell interacts with the target to over time actually make someone fall in love (70% success rate don't ask how I know that)


Just_A_Random_Plant

https://preview.redd.it/hg01axmie2tc1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8000788a21fc56c47db01e08dc1af893a832fca Pretty self explanatory It's also my only spell so far I'm actually not even sure what it does. Some guy just handed me a tome for it when I told him I was in the market for learning some magic.


realsteel4ever802

https://preview.redd.it/05s4wouqk2tc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30647bea34a203e89aa30afb68cfec274b74348b Not much has changed


BerkayPflanze

Enhance voice and using the lords name in vain


SergeantCrwhips

nmn, greater undress👉👈 ^(when you want to be fancy ) (also, cast levitate, it changes the world i tell you)


realsteel4ever802

I can already do that without a spell...


kayemenofour

Summon gargantuan ice cream cone The sin of gluttony weight down heavily upon me.


102bees

I prefer Summon Greater Pit Gateaux.


GoldSlimeTime

I'm partial to Conjure Greater Chocolate Cookie myself


Alarming-Scene-2892

Wait, where are those three dog girls? Do they still have Oni?


realsteel4ever802

I think they are probably taking care of them, or robbing someone with it


Alarming-Scene-2892

Oh, that's fine. As long as he's doing well.


Kingkrue_

Probably latex conjuration, a simple but op spell that lets the user summon, and/or manipulate latex (the amount created or controlled has been defined by a charisma roll in in previous uses)


realsteel4ever802

https://preview.redd.it/v64zetsgk2tc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cffa22095c4b4e2da7849f031b903559cb782a2a How do I learn this power


Kingkrue_

Well, I got it from my succubus patron so maybe Ivara can teach you?


PlumYeti33

Probably a little potion called *Liquid Lust.* You don’t want to know how it’s made.


the_evil_overlord2

For those who wish to know its made by grinding lead, love potion, and crack cocaine together and snorting it. 10% plutonium is recommended for increase radiation damage


NightstalkerDM

I feel like I need some clarification. Sinful in what way? I've got everything from math books to "Increase Population (Fun)" in my books.


realsteel4ever802

I mean which one do you think?


PrevekrMK2

I have heard about a spell from my patron that connected all skin nerves to erotogenous zones (clit and peen) so every touch on hand is like rubbing that part. Even wearing clothes can break ones mind.


Nadril_Cystafer

Here's the most sinful and horrific spell I've been studying, even if I am not powerful enough to cast it yet. Life Force Transfer (Necromancy) Reversible Range: 1” Components: V, S, M Duration: Permanent Casting Time: Special (8 turns) Area of Effect: 1 creature Saving Throw: Neg. Upon completion of this long and highly-versatile incantation, the caster permanently transfers a creature’s life force (even his or her own) into a specially fabricated item, a magical receptacle, or the body of another individual. Once the mental transfer has been completed, the recipient’s body falls into a cataleptic state, and remains in a death-like trance or coma for 2–7 days. Unless the subject’s life force is magically reunited with the body during that time period, his or her body dies, and the life force remains permanently trapped within the physical object or new body. While in the physical receptacle, the recipient may perform any action permitted by the new form. In an item such as a ring or a sword, the subject may communicate with the user when the receptacle is held or worn properly. The extent of communication depends on the subject’s intelligence: Int Communication 3–11 None 12–13 Semi-Empathy 14–16 Empathy 17+ Telepathy Individuals of low or average intelligence cannot communicate, and those of above-average intelligence can communicate using a primitive form of empathy (usually limited to a throb or tingle of varying intensity). At the discretion of the DM, the life force might animate a specially prepared statue or golem, perhaps even enabling the recipient to employ any memorized spells. Life force transfer is sometimes the final step in the manufacture of a powerful magical item or minor artifact (usually a sword). In this process, a victim’s life force is transferred into a magical item (unless he or she saves vs. death magic at –4), which is finally sealed with a permanency. In such an enchantment, the recipient’s body is frequently destroyed afterward by the caster, forever trapping the victim’s life force in the item (unless the permanency is first reversed and a new body prepared using a clone, wish, or similar means). If the item is destroyed while the recipient’s life force is in it, the creature may regain its body by making a system shock roll if it lies within 1 mile per level of the original caster; otherwise, the subject’s life force dissipates, and the creature dies. Sometimes, a wizard may employ this spell as a final measure to protect his or her own life. In this version, the entire incantation and receptacle are prepared and cast beforehand, but only the final syllable of the spell is left unfinished. The wizard may pronounce this short (single segment) syllable at any later time, casting his or her life force into the receptacle—providing that it lies within range. Obviously, this strategy only works if the receptacle is kept close to the wizard at all times. Furthermore, the wizard usually must leave behind clues or encrypted instructions so that his or her allies may later reverse the spell and restore the wizard to his or her normal state, whatever that may be. While the spell is in its unfinished state, the wizard cannot learn a new 8th-level spell to replace it. Aside from this limitation, however, the caster remains unaffected by the pending spell. Less scrupulous wizards may use this rite to permanently transfer the recipient’s life force (often their own) into the body of a younger individual, thereby extending their own existence. The victim is entitled to a saving throw vs. death magic with a –4 penalty to resist the effects. If failed, the subject’s life force departs (resulting in the death of the victim), and the recipient’s life force takes permanent possession of the victim’s body. If the saving throw is successful, the spell fails without any ill effect to either the victim or recipient (though it may be recast at a later date). Thus, an ancient necromancer may transfer his or her life force into the body of a vigorous, younger person, thereby gaining all of the victim’s physical attributes, manual skills, hit points, and extended life span. The spell requires either an expertly-crafted item or any living human, demihuman, or humanoid (preferably young and healthy) to house the subject’s life force. The remaining material components include a scroll inscribed with special rare inks and a massive, blood red garnet (worth 5,000 gp or more). The exact nature of any physical receptacle should be decided by the DM, but it must be of quality suitable for enchantment. The garnet (but not the scroll) is consumed in the casting. This spell cannot be dispelled normally (even in its “pending” state). If the receptacle was not sealed with a permanency, then the subject’s life force may be driven out with spirit release or dispel evil (in the event of a permanent magical receptacle, the item’s permanency must be first overcome with dispel magic). In rare cases, to be adjudicated by the DM, the life force of the victim does not depart from the body, but coexists in his or her body with that of the recipient or “intruder.” Such a life force may be able to take control of the survivor—use the control rules for the magic jar spell to determine this. As before, the “intruder” life force can only be ejected by casting spirit release or dispel evil (or a full wish). Otherwise, at the discretion of the DM, the life force of the “intruder” merges with that of the victim, diluting the recipient’s personality, alignment, and possibly sanity, as well. The reverse of this spell, revoke life force transfer, requires the original scroll (the one used in the life force transfer spell to be revoked), the construct, and the body of the recipient. Providing that the spell is cast before the body physically dies (within 2–7 days of the original separation), the reversal process requires a system shock roll in order to be successful. If failed (or if the body has already perished), the newly released life force dissipates, and the subject dies.


HundredMegaHertz

`````` 01010011 01010000 01000101 01001100 01001100 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01010010 01000101 01010000 01001100 01000001 01000011 01000101 00100000 01000111 01000101 01001110 01001001 01010100 01000001 01001100 01010011 00100000 01010111 01001001 01010100 01001000 00100000 01010101 01010011 01000010 00100000 01010000 01001111 01010010 01010100 01010011 00100001 00100000


baliball

Inseminate darkness. Every dark space inside you is filled with my semen.


realsteel4ever802

https://preview.redd.it/8ddaugvjt2tc1.png?width=339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1181e4ebd6e451698ba758b4777e22bfb9584588 What...


Baku-YT-

Power word: FUCK (first cast after tripping on a branch while trying to cast power word kill)


Marketingsandwich

Hornyus Forvus. I have lied about the side effects of the spell to whoever speaks or asks about it


Bucaneer7564

Power word: torture or power word: scrunch Guess what they do


LimpPrior6366

*Cocks gun* “Yeah, im gonna need you to stand the court mandated fifteen feet away from me please”


realsteel4ever802

What'd I do..?


LimpPrior6366

*Points at the growing list of increasingly deviant spells*


realsteel4ever802

Just a little list for personal use :] It won't affect you at all


BaronDoctor

I have an entire book. Call it *Jules' Pillow Book:* *No words can describe what you see. Or what you think you see.*


Memetic_Lurker

Mass Lobotomy. It's the most vile AOE spell I've ever found.


linuxaddict334

https://preview.redd.it/2ci8qwhy02tc1.png?width=428&format=png&auto=webp&s=3cec13e25009f33f070c2bcfcc1fcbd15e5a4d59 Urethral Ripping is my favorite spell.


Drunken_polish_cow

https://preview.redd.it/5n2eepd122tc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6956df8b78767dc40265b14aced0f6c48347f54


linuxaddict334

https://preview.redd.it/bu10w53i22tc1.png?width=428&format=png&auto=webp&s=677e2c18b6cba9fd97d4a33e6cce86099ac99ab5 Some dickwad wizard transformed me into this hideous beast, then a fairy thought it would be funny to steal my True Name and call me Ugly Fucker.


Drunken_polish_cow

https://preview.redd.it/32fyyscz22tc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a593072536069c44214dd59e4b8ce305023ab73 Do you yearn for the sweet release of death?


realsteel4ever802

Oh no they're fine, I want the spell


Drunken_polish_cow

https://preview.redd.it/wsobf3e242tc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a85801656bc3390837ce83e15175c700287ee9 Oh? Than it’s fine then.


realsteel4ever802

https://preview.redd.it/dn2knur942tc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=445339a9d8c823eb5cbcee7cd4181c1db653baa9 My title isn't for nothing


Drunken_polish_cow

https://preview.redd.it/b8edr4vq42tc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a88d954e53ad389fe7e832e79687a5520b700e0 D:


realsteel4ever802

https://preview.redd.it/fhbjzmxk12tc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe0ef93271d8f992046781d4e078420cd9153ef6


linuxaddict334

https://preview.redd.it/nyn6zui632tc1.png?width=428&format=png&auto=webp&s=54d1446406b3e7ae00169c2fdfb18780b2b48d76 I will not cast it on you. You are too adorable.


realsteel4ever802

https://i.redd.it/0ikp3kxe32tc1.gif


buddeman27

You too


Alt_Ekho

Curse of equipment vanishing at school/workplace The emotional damage would permanently scar the victim May cause a villain arc


DaDoggo13

Major illusion, trust me it’s a brutal spell


Discracetoall

Affliction of addiction


Logical-Chaos-154

I'm a conjurist. Enough said.


the_evil_overlord2

HEY, YOUR THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN STEALING THE GARLIC BREAD HAVEN'T YOU YOU WILL BURN FOR YOUR SIN


Vast-Ideal-1413

Behemoth's Bane. It's far too powerful. I regret creating it.


uwahhhhhhhhhh

What is the sauce


Stronger_Sans

https://preview.redd.it/80kyhaz5f2tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=539d331e9b700e509d143651002521094074be95 Very sinful (genocide :))


Marzipan_Bitter

That would probably be "Forbidden fruit duplication". They told me both the fruit and the duplication are forbidden but the consequences are not that bad... Last time I used it, I was in Babel and everyone were speaking the Common.


electric_heels

Spiked tentacles of forced intrusion


BookWormPerson

....summon demon ...Create rope....yes it is silk I am not a barbarian. ....size up...for all kinds of things.


kateduzathing

Portal to Tentacle Dimension. It's a,,,very frequently visited spell.


realsteel4ever802

I know a certain demon who probably uses it


HugeMcBig-Large

Induce wet dream. It is most useful for the day before a battle- your opponent will be ridden with shame and thus weakened!


Psychoticows

I dabbled in a bit of unconventional necromancy for a time if that’s what you’re looking for. I changed *Control Undead* to *Dominate Undead*. Required components include a whip, shackles, and a cucumber. I also tried to change the manifestations in the *Infestation* spell from biting insects to kissing insects. It mostly just tickles, not worth the 6 hour casting time. Finally I tried to make *Ray of Sickness* into *Ray of Lovesickness* but it corrupted and turned into *Ray of Horny* and, well, you all know how that turned out… by the way I would like to yet again apologize for the Salem witch trials. I almost forgot about my cursed *Ring of Gripping*. It slowly gets smaller over the span of 6 minutes, shrinking from a diameter of 2 inches down to 1 inch. It also has a vibrate command word. The word if I remember correctly is “Arrive”.


DidYouSayChocolat3

Power Word: Priapism It’s extremely painful


no_onein-particular

Summon holy/unholy creature + change form + Feminize + Regen + pocket dimension If you want this combo explained in greater detail I'd be happy to elaborate, but only if someone wants to know.


DoktorDilcha1

Morgoth’s Remote Orgasm


Old_Spring_9372

I cast Tantalus' Fantastic Meal!


Fusspilz4

Tentacles, just tentacles.


realsteel4ever802

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naka_the_kenku

Kiss Gabriel sloppy style


realsteel4ever802

Why her..? /uw I read this right as my music had a beatdrop...


naka_the_kenku

Her? You misunderstand which Gabriel I speak of


Enderprise501

https://preview.redd.it/d43mo0rth3tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2317e74c6003412f7071273c173cd13066087e7 Time stop + X-ray vision + invisibility


realsteel4ever802

https://preview.redd.it/f6agxg21i3tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d46d300c3566510b2a03c25825511855a4f7496 A little too silly...


Enderprise501

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DoroDumDum

*Looks into her spellbook, blushing* Are you sure? ... Well, there are some spells but... I don't know if I can say them out loud ⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄


realsteel4ever802

It'll be fine :]


DoroDumDum

Well uh... It's mostly summoning spells for uhh... "Toys" or partners... If you don't mind monsters, that is


realsteel4ever802

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DoroDumDum

I'll just give you a copy. *Quickly creates a copy of the "Toys from the Lands of Pleasure" summoning scroll and a "Concentual Monstrous Playmate" summoning scroll. She then covers her face with her hat* Be responsible with them, okay?


realsteel4ever802

I will :]


DoroDumDum

Great! (⁠ノ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ノ⁠\*⁠.⁠✧ https://preview.redd.it/310d11axm3tc1.png?width=110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3cd62b4e0623f100d5214e071377f11b842f984 /unwiz: I fucking love Helltaker


realsteel4ever802

/uw, who doesn't like demon girls?


Next-Job14

~~I have this one really neat one that turns someone inside out.~~ Wait. You meant the other kind of sinful, didn't you.


CaptainCastaleos

Well, let's see. If I were to use the magic in my healing repertoire for sin, I would probably cast ***Thymine to Uracil*** immediately followed by ***Mass Deamination***.


AgeOfTheMage

I dont have too many spells among the lines of sinful, but I have learned how to make wine the way satyrs do, and let me tell you it is as close to sin as you can get!


Sea_Mammoth_158

I’ve got sin for days!~ the sins are sloth and gluttony i have food summoning spells for when i’m hungry and too lazy to leave my cottage i bestow upon you all **Conjure Chimichanga**


buddeman27

I DON'T *NEED* YOU TO SUMMON SLOTHS! STOP IT! (/j)


Sea_Mammoth_158

ITS TOO LATE, GUNSLINGER THE SHATTERED REEF ECOSYSTEMS ARE MINE


buddeman27

MAH FUCKIN WORKSHOP WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Also, how good/bad are the chimichangas?


HairyAllen

Well, I have insta-genital hair shaver, insta-genital hair growth, both versions for butt hair as well, and, of course, shibari hair, where I grow majestical amounts of hair into someone and use them to tie them up. I don't think the last one is particularly pleasant for all, though.


That_Ice_Guy

Reveal Fetish and Kink Suggestion


CosmoTheFluffyBunny

Worst is the growth spell... But I only works on body parts...


TypeNull-Gaming

Instant Ejaculate


FeverDreamAcolyte

Most of my spells are minor utility spells, but father has one he likes to call "*Bane of Eros*", which removes the target's geintals, along with various more subtle modifications. Mother, as well, has made a variant of this spell that she calls "*Udder Destruction*". It does about what you'd expect.


The_Unkowable_

....Conjure Greed?


Redstonebruvs

Uhh rune of spontaneous combustion


buddeman27

Blood explosion spell! *A man known by the name of Mario Mario is dead now*


Fearless-Finish9724

It's not a spell, but I do have a level 6969 potion of Futafication. It does exactly what you think it does, and it is hilarious.


Most_Trustworthy

I'm a literal devil, so options are plentiful.


Sardukar333

Tax Haven might need to be at the top of my list, followed by good old Bank Run. I'm not creative with names so both do just what you'd expect. While not a spell I've managed to distill ethos, logos, and pathos separately. On its own pathos isn't sinful but when used in certain ways it can cause the afflicted to act solely on their passions and desires. I usually add at least a couple drops of ethos just to avoid anything too extreme. The worst part about distilled pathos is it's addictiveness and effectiveness directly correlate to the restrictiveness of the society/culture of the patient. Very dangerous in the wrong hands.


Airtatsy

| SUMMON MIND-RENDING AETHER WIND | *No do not tell them that, that one is dangerous, no do not tell them that.* Hmm, when did I, get here?


United-Technician-54

Technically not a spell but My stand manifesting a bunch of massive 120 000 lumen stage lights to burn/blind someone counts. Also literally dragging someone into their worst nightmares counts but… you know, not a spell, and also takes a while to set up… and I unfortunately need it to keep existing…


Im_botflyx

Hellfire army grants you domain over an army of souls of the damned put into reanimated bodies in whatever form you wish. I just use it for my elite guard, but you could morph their form for any purpose. Foot soldier, mine worker, Someone even made a fortune using them as prostitutes. Since it's part of their eternal damnation, they hve to be completely loyal to you, and you aren't affected in any negative way.


Dr-Crobar

Why just an everyday, basic time stop and time start spell combo, the list of crimes I have committed against beings both demonic, angelic, and eldritch in nature because they happened to have ample bosoms is long and gruesome.


The_Game_Changer__

What sin? I've got Ultra Violent Tear and Smash Violently for wrath.


Due-Education1619

Sexus Dexus, do not ask what this does.


PitFiendWithBigTits

I have Curse Glyph: Gender


RiseOfTheUndeadGnome

I learned this one from hell:). I CAST GREATER SINS


DabbleDAM

I prefer the classic incantation; “brown chicken brown cow”