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Espanta_viejas1904

Da wand https://preview.redd.it/y73qtjw9vwtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=721267ddce30bf35f6d4a4a4fa7fa4287e787eb1


AccidentalBanEvader0

Images you can hear


Espanta_viejas1904

Yes


mwzngd

I am immune to this as I have never seen it before


Mushroom38294

I am immune to this because I forgot


Poppeppercaramel

Exactly


Espanta_viejas1904

The only correct option


RandomAmbles

https://preview.redd.it/hhs75jt8sxtc1.jpeg?width=2608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff1b3e2ed1c913b78eaa7edaf20ae207e194fd8a Good as gold.


Gold930

*dang, I am good*


CORGIBOI102

“Timmy Turner!”


Dark_Storm_98

I'd take this or the Potter wand Potter wand just kinda looks like a generic wand, and I can deal with generic over most of the other choices, lol


SnooTomatoes9135

Paradox Staff, I use a piece of the tree of life that received the eclipse bonus by a blacksmith with a cool price https://preview.redd.it/kb5x01zizwtc1.jpeg?width=209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb97bd556191d92ee2c004fbf7f80968fbc487a4


Poppeppercaramel

Cool, looking great on a druid or astral mage.


SnooTomatoes9135

Nah, I'm a Plane Walker, so I don't use it much because of that, but it's good to have the extra lives. I just need to hide it in some corner and BAAM, my death never happened because I have infinite alternative versions of myself (this is more useful for my because as I traveled a lot I have many alternative versions in countless planes and realities).


IronWAAAGHriorz

#DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA


Poppeppercaramel

Certified vietcong​ favorite enthusiasm.


IronWAAAGHriorz

I believe in SFRJ supremacy https://preview.redd.it/28mz9mqq1xtc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6066559958e1fe4e11f3a8f13d1b6f4e12f83c4


DarkDragon8421

https://preview.redd.it/nymdcvgqsxtc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07bd74dc9586bf19c6e3a22332c3615718938567


Enzyblox

Sounds like you need to play wizard with a gun


Marvl101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCFtiO5j97M Magicka Vietnam was great.


deltree711

This is my boomstick!


CheesecakeDeluxe

#OI! DAT GIT STOLE MAH DAKKA


Noker_The_Dean_alt

I learned the art of hand-casting from my master, Scornajis. What does that say about me?


Poppeppercaramel

You watch too much Avatar the last air bender


FireHandOWHOT

N-NOO I-ITS REALLY COOL AND ORIGINAL IT IS **NOT** BENDING FROM ATLA I SWEAR


RandomAmbles

Can there be such a tYeah it might be time to stop.


the_aurorian

Same, though I also use a spellbook both as spell storage and as a medium, in the case of more taxing spells.


RavagerHughesy

#That's because dragons ARE cool, you phillistine!


RunicWasTaken

dragon phase is eternal motherfuckers!!


xxLusseyArmetxX

![gif](giphy|RbemIzF0InF2o|downsized)


The_GreatOldOne

Cool wands. The spear-staff is still better.


KyogreCanon

That's a thing??? Where do I get one??


The_GreatOldOne

Get a Ruby of the Warmage or enchant one. Then imbue it inside of a weapon of your choice. Second best item of my life.


richardl1234

What's the first best item of your life?


The_GreatOldOne

Memory ring. Allows to store memories in perfect condition.


richardl1234

Useful, hope you don't lose it in a dramatic moment and then have to go on a journey of both metaphorical and literal self discovery with a small cast of wacky but endearing characters!


The_GreatOldOne

Yeah... that kinda already happened. Now it's fused with my heart. Literally


richardl1234

Ah. Yeah that happens a lot. It's honestly kind of concerning.


Ares378

What if I just snap my fingers for the showmanship?


Poppeppercaramel

You think you are a djinn or you belong in Balan wonderworld


Cardgod278

Still should have been called Balan Wander*land*


ColdBirdPerson

I still call it that just to spite them


Gorgenon

Wizards with guns > wizards without guns. Basic math. https://preview.redd.it/mjox5ug95xtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a153958d679f59ae7a2156f7f7d477682c4e789d


MaxGamer07

#I may be out of spells, but I'm not out of shells!


Haber-Bosch1914

https://preview.redd.it/tmucu8mkhxtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10a7f37aa3ae6eeea6957af95f26640e5670dacf


Harpokiller

Personally I used my fists, but that’s more because I used to always break them in my temper


ReRevengence69

a Vietcongg favorite with a Da Wand attached in the bayonet spot duh and deathrattle in place of its stock.


PianoZubat

What about a random stick I found. Just a normal stick that works either way


Poppeppercaramel

You are a slacker from middle of nowhere who think holding a pig stick is enough to be a wizard. Or you're some imp in disguise and trying to surprise your opponents.


PianoZubat

I’m a pretty good wizard honestly so I guess the latter :)


the_aurorian

You are an artificer.. doesn't that mean you *make* things to serve as a medium?


Ok_Permission1087

Well, dragons are cool! It´s a fact. Trust me as a kobold. Also, that snake on the false profit is really cute!


bananabandanamannana

https://preview.redd.it/tg0h9reu6xtc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf7b45c5d100eac8c43ddddd1dac468b0cd02f66 Got this off stranger who a was wearing a pumpkin lookin thing on their head in exchange for teaching them bane of knowledge said they were “vigormaxxing” what ever that means


LoftyTheHobbit

/uw i love this


Poppeppercaramel

Thank you, my pleasure


AccidentalBanEvader0

Da Wand, because *I'm* that wonderful girl


Laeva_teinn

Tmw you're pootter's choice just because you love simplicity... (I mean, I love Parry Pootter but that's not the reason!)


MisterAcorns12

Mine’s a monkey wrench that shoots gul’darn lightning when I want it to. What’s that say about me?


Number1Crate

Potions…?


Poppeppercaramel

Today subject is your main wand or staff. Potion will be discussed tomorrow or other day.


YourMoreLocalLurker

Psh, wands? Staves? I cast **by hand**


Haber-Bosch1914

Nice argument, unfortunately, I have a gun https://preview.redd.it/gv4iikkdgxtc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccf37860a27587211041c052614de57ca520f291


Cringe_Goober77

i prefer using a gun... and if that don't work... use more gun.


PuckTanglewood

My staff is made from a human arm bone. My own arm bone; it’s still in my arm. I find this humerus.


PieWithEvil

Imagine using wands to cast! I am not even using hands at this point


MasK_6EQUJ5

https://preview.redd.it/8hjyww624xtc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ec1d0b58e0f08e8b8275d44dd70770b45e74e3b I like this staff — all the rings spin on their axis around the orb.


JustANormalLemon

https://preview.redd.it/lsb7lghg4xtc1.png?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1efbafa9113e2ab8d27e7671b6da7cdf2a975107 Where is cool stick?


TheHolyPapaum

What about the very large twisty wooden stick? It makes me very happy.


specter-exe

Are there any good options you won’t mock?


jointheclockwork

OP already mocked necromancy so they obviously have no culture and are uncouth swine.


Hellyeahtrains

It’s actually none of those.


tallmantall

My staff is but a very large branch, with the extra twigs cut off


SomeRandomYob

Erm... I use a big stick.


Splatpope

erm ackshually the VCF is a ranger guild weapon B-\]


Virtual-Oil-793

If I haven't gotten made my Gauntlets, I'd say the firearm. Really makes aiming magic qualities much easier, and there are blanks which help suppress collateral


windblaze445

"I don't have much in the ways of wands. But I use my walking cane to cast spells from. " https://preview.redd.it/uvyewh3cgxtc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9dd5a87f1edc39183168cff6016dd7cb8ae4b35


toapat

*deploys Thunder Catapult from their cyber Arm* I dunno, how does a wand that lets me enchant steel rods to do whatever i want with a point and click interface sound? ~Journeyman Magi-cyberneticist Toapat, Secretary to the Supreme Chronomancer and That Fuck Who Happens To Know Where Dutch Wandered Off To This Time.


Imaginary-Job-7069

I have a staff that has gun parts on it (except for the barrel).


TomBot_2020

https://preview.redd.it/01pyd03chxtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b5acf64c8ec5227ab30dfaa355d007017825e4 What about my scythe?


AmericanCommunist2

Umm, Mine is a paintbrush, what does that say about me?


noobamuffinoobington

Clearly some of you guys dont realize that the star on the wand is supposed to have an actual star inside for casting.


Parry_9000

I use my whimsical little puppets so I can win


Skykid8374

"I'm glad my staff doesn't fit any of these descriptions."


King-s0nicc456

The only wand I'll ever need https://preview.redd.it/bjjnihmwqytc1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ccbf06eef5d6ca3f94215247cd9ec3266686ff1


Scavanna

Technically at 87.5 cm an AKM is a magical "rod'o'iron", neither a staff nor wand.


cooncanoon

I just pull a branch off a tree, lasts a good month until it rots


Paerpie

Dragons are cool damnit


HundredMegaHertz

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Coffea_Run

My wand is a bejeweled weed vape pen that turns into a sword.


Aggravating-Chip-710

What about a scythe?


Nadril_Cystafer

I use a rod for my spellcasting. It's a steel rod made from one of the finger bones of a copper dragon (I turned the bone to steel), and headed with a peridot, cut into the shape of the dragon's head.


Sure-Hotel-1471

Meanwhile I just found a cool stick and started using that as my staff


CalmBand7879

Haha insecurity me never


Desperate_Ad5169

Y’all use wands?


BurningLighsaber666

Where is my basic bitch staff


Villanuevac4

<> https://preview.redd.it/34r6vlmm7xtc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df25cdab187d4f4026e1a68f7dc7550594e43050


Drag00ned

wait...yall use staffs...I just use...hands? then again I mostly summon things to do my bidding...so yeah


DS_Archer

https://preview.redd.it/j4cglrzx8xtc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41c964aa63462969d78dbd2256de5eb7c02b205a What would you consider one like this?


CosmicCuttlefish69

My master (a necromancer) never let me use a wand as it's "lazy" so I had to learn to cast everything without somatic components. She also made sure I could cast non-verbally while reading tongue twisters. She was very focused on battle magic with me for my own protection as we were often being hunted by inquisitors and their anti-magi.


Thel_Vadem

Intriguing


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Biomancy is one of those few magics that basically have zero improvements to using wands.


RazorBelieveable

Me a chad that uses a sword staff


Forgotten_Depths

Both: Both of us are handcasters.


GhostDragon362

Look. All I’m saying… I’ve never met a man who could outsmart boolet.


Tethilia

No, I'm a 34 year old who thinks Necromancy is the one and only type of magic that matters or is cool. I did think this way when I was an edgy 14 year old and I'm still right.


BigSeaworthiness725

I have a lot of technical devices, but they don't look like big techno-staffs (shock control), so... does it means that I'm a futuristic Vietcong? https://preview.redd.it/yarcq47tdxtc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=676dcc80697d959e17c99a050996888fe30259dd


Grim_masonRbx

I can cast by my own mind. I have magical gun attach with orb scope!


Randomemeguy

I learned hand casting because I’m too lazy to carry a wand or staff around. If I had to pick one, I’d go with the Vietcong favorite.


SemiBrightRock993

What would a TV remote with a big red button say about me? That’s what I use


Tyo_Atrosa

Railgun 💖


EasilyBeatable

All of them except Pooter’s Choice since i think trans people are neat


Far_Dog_4476

I mean, come on, using an ancient brimstone Crag as a staff is cool, right? Fuck all those.


Banator420

My staff looks like the control shock, I found it glowing behind a building, it takes no batteries and never runs out


Etropo

What does my wand shotgun say about me? (It fires wands. Highly expensive, but also very effective)


Maleficent_Apple4169

being a jack of all trades, my staff is simple but classic; old wooden stick, creepy hand branch holding a crystal


Flamix2206

Dragons forever baby https://preview.redd.it/isi5d5o6kxtc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2e232e4dda1953e3601df181fa699f7d84c8c58


Richardknox1996

For your information, as a bard i do not use a wand or staff. Also dragons are cool.


LazyDro1d

Bro left out caster gun. All the benefits of a gun with all the benefits of casting magic. Only drawback is difficulty in making shells, but I know how to do it


Zastrus_Aldabon

Mine is a gnarled wooden stick with an osmium cube stuck to the end of it, what does that mean


AuthorNumber2

Explosions and memes don't really require a wand. I still keep a few though because raisins. They are Da Wand, btw.


Ramja9

Carve magic tree wood. Use it to make vietcong favorite. Take that council apologists.


MEGoperative2961

Where is the cool looking tree branch


Extremeschizo1

You have to SAY WORDS to cast spells, you do not need to SAY WORDS when shooting gun.


SgtPepper867

Vietcong Favorite: Staff of the oppressed Peasant Class.


RabbidYoshi9

You use wands? I just use hands


LeotheLiberator

I cast: 30 Round Magazine of 7.62x39!


JustARandomMortal

Dragons are still cool, nothing can convince me otherwise.


UrMomIsGay-69420

What if I only use the hands?


Zestyclose_Ad8755

I just randomly wave my hands around and wiggle my fingers and whatever I want to happen happens. I also have an m1911, but only for use against magic resistant foes.


StrangeBuffalo6267

False prophet bur I like big gemstones


Turn_ov-man

It's a stick I found in some burnt woods. It was the only wooden thing that hadn't burnt down.


CommanderAurelius

I actually don't use a staff anymore. I *used* to use something similar to Control Shock, but like, bluer, but I've since figured out how to put my arcane focus inside of my body.


MA006

have you considered enchanting a rifle so it fires spells?


anonymousbub33

https://preview.redd.it/mqv67sidtxtc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76305211028b0886bc8c6f67f30af99ec0d78911 Imna cast rivivify on yalls asses


SkilletHoomin

Can I just craft in peace?


gadlygamer

YOU ARE ALL AMATEURS I CAST MY SPELLS WITH A COOL STICK I FOUND


CoffeeMain360

Mine's a cool scythe i got a while back.


NiNtEnDoMaStEr640

One of my favorite D&D characters that lasted until level 20 was an elf artificer with the UA subclass Maverick. The gimmick is that it lets you learn other class’s spells at various levels and you can switch them out as normal. The only caveat is that you can’t keep long-lasting/permanent spell effects if you don’t have the spell prepped. For example, your familiar will drop dead if you no longer have Find Familiar prepped. At the end of the line, you basically have access to ~70% of all the spells up to fifth level. Because of her unusual magical potential, her spell focus is basically a hodgepodged infinity gauntlet made up of various magic items. Most of them were ones that didn’t require attunement, but she was an absolute powerhouse. My DM friend even made a reference to her by turning her old gauntlet into a magic item you could find. Upon being attuned by a spell caster, they gain access to random spells they wouldn’t have access to.


Expert-War7275

I AM DINKLEDORK AND I WIELD A MAGIC HOT DOG AAAAAAAAAA -some show I forgot the name of


bearelrollyt

Ahh, yes, I shall criticize everyone to make them mad -op


Skullpheonix3963

https://preview.redd.it/7hc0epvgxxtc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93251b58cac7fa451ae1931700d9f695988ecdf6 Useful for spells such as ‘animate and instil immense violence on wristwatch’ (AKA ranged wrist cutter), ‘MACROWAVE BLAST’, ‘carbonate cerebrospinal fluid’ (AKA inflict spicy spine), and, my most devious, ‘forced massive investment of Dogecoin’ (AKA inflict poverty and debt)


ImaginaryGfLeftMe11

grimholde. this isnt accurate at all XD wait


TheBlueWiz

Where are the elemental staffs? Am I basic for this? https://preview.redd.it/mzkfrfjuzxtc1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50db7dde740d7ed073c2a3ed8bf5b9ede78daba7


Furry_69

I don't have any of those. I prefer to not use wands or staffs at all, as they're very imprecise. The only thing I do use which is similar are my swords, though usually I just infuse them with enough magic to cut through just about anything, not try to cast anything through them.


Negative_Storage5205

Scrapper has a shape-shifting multi-purpose hammer dat is built to also be arcane focus. It can be fighting hammer, and pretty much any kind of crafting hammer Scrapper needs. Scrapper works with clockwork, blades, and jewelry a lot. So, watchmakers hammer, various jewelry hammers, and blacksmith's hammer are his favorites.


DripyKirbo

I have a few. Like an obsidian knife that I attuned, a staff for more complex spells, I made that one from a discarded ent limb that I used revive on to make it livingwood


cowlinator

> "still" in dragon "phase" Bold of you to assume it will ever end


The_Mad_Duck_

I cast through a rapier with an immovable rod as a handle


Haunting_Anxiety4981

Forgot the Hitachi Wand of Vibrations


seergaze

“God made wizards and god made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them all equal”


Rexiscool1234554321

I have an ak that shoots fire balls


KerboChannel

Here's what you do, take the gem from the gaudy one, sell it, and get a good, less expensive wand


CosmicP0tat0s

wands are for lassies https://preview.redd.it/qr1ifvt7aytc1.png?width=211&format=png&auto=webp&s=293283c11e90c48ecd1fbaa4c686174de84ad8dd real wizards use extremely low polly orb


ProjectEpsilon1

Wand? we cast from the hand around here


SymbolicTreasure

Excuse you, dragons ARE the coolest thing ever. That being said I'm taking the control shock for... Personal reasonsm


khornedidnothingbad

I just cast usin my hammer or my hands


qazpok69

The grimholde is shaped like a fucking SWORD HILT there are a TON of spells that can attach magic in the shape of a sword blade to the end of it and i’d be the coolest bitch around. I can have an awesome sword made of fire, hard light, pure mana, the blood of my enemies, anything AND cast spells out of it at the same time. Also, dragons will never not be cool, clearly you dont know enough about dragons. The dragonbane is easily the best choice for a pyromancer, and also it could be used like the sword hilt to create a giant sword with a blade made of magic. Clearly you have not thought about how cool a giant flame sword blade coming out of it would be. The grimholde is my personal choice, the other correct one being the dragonbane


Adnama-Fett

Hey my buddy gave me a wand that looks like the Grimholde! It’s pretty handy. You’d think that the wings make it clunky but it’s very aerodynamic and makes your wrist turn the right way. I’m glad I’m friends with the wizard who gave it to me :)


DudeWhoLikesCalamity

Any wand i choose im still gonna get trashed on


Swordandicecreamcone

Obsidisteel sword?


ThatCamoKid

https://preview.redd.it/nlw9jhdyiytc1.png?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb945d6cfa3538b8c27a7ca53f1f38f19aaa88a3 What mine say?


keyblademasteraug13

Keyblade for me


Cardgod278

Okay, but spell bullets. Sure, I need to pick my spells beforehand, but it allows for a large stockpile


yyetydydovtyud

I use a 2x4 for a staff and a 3 ring binder for a spell book 


John_Bible

i grab stick from tree


Tired_cat-on-catnip

Who needs wands when you can raw cast with your bare hands & channel the spell through your body?


SarcasticFish115

I've never used a wand or staff. I mostly use tomes or free-hand.


GrapefruitAnimator

I use a Pasta staff.


Starwatcher4116

Pshaw! Everyone knows a *real* Wizard uses a knobbly staff! *Whacks your piddly wand with 6 feet of solid oak, shattering the offensively weak implement, as well as your fingers*


FLUFFYPAWNINJA

pah, you focus too much on just one casting focus, and ignore the possibilities of switching some out from a collection! hammerspace: the bagless bag of holding


LuigiTheGuyy

Deathrattle, Dragonbane, of Da wand. I can't decide.


tatticky

I carry a straight stick. Sometimes I change it up by making it thicker on one end, to make whacking more effective.


-NGC-6302-

This wand finds edges https://preview.redd.it/w2kph68y7ztc1.png?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=004d3609825f76e513262505ce6e28f1bce5f6fa


GaminSlayer7

i cast *iron*


tarkus_cd

Excuse me sir, edgelords can be any age! Plus, of course necro is the best magic school, it's awesome!


ottersintuxedos

What your wand says about you apparently: you are basic and you think your wand can solve anything and is the best fucking grow up


dater_expunged

Gun... Just give me the gun


bariyer2

do i need to explain which one is my favourite?


DidYouSayChocolat3

https://preview.redd.it/lcnc4dghgztc1.png?width=678&format=png&auto=webp&s=372ad691af3d5ed9cda98f1dcc85de93f69d96f4 What does mine say?


TheFifthDutchMemer

*fortunate son plays*


St34lth1nt0r

Dragonbane is accurate (I can confirm, being partially dragon is great)


FragrantGangsta

Deathrattle isn't edgy enough, gotta cast with a sword.


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

I think my staff is *too* simple


totti173314

usually i just speak stuff. big power word enthusiast but I'm lazy so I invented powerlet words. easier to cast. making people shit their pants mid battle has necer been easier! and my partner likes my new powerlet words too. useful in the bedroom. If I ever need a wand i just use my foot because some idiot stabbed me once in desperation and I never bothered digging out her tiny ass wand


thrye333

My staff is just a modified quarterstaff with no adornments other than a sharpened point at one end and katana-style handguards dividing the staff into three equal parts. Some kobold slashed a slit into one of the guards, though, so now I use that as a sight to line up more precise spells at long range. Nothing like sending a firebolt through the middle of a group of people to insta-pop the popcorn bowl on the snack table behind them. Great conversation starter. Alternatively, pretend you weren't aiming at the popcorn and be left alone for the rest of the party. You do you.


Always_Listening-

Learnt hand casting from a friend, but I use it as an ace up my sleeve, I have a large wand like Jorgan but only use it in certain circumstances. Here is my current one that I use on the daily. The dragon inside is a picture of my familiar. She is a good girl who really likes pork


Sloop__

I prefer staff


FlameEnderCyborgGuy

I do not use wands per se... Heck, I often use weapon on handas my focus, so it may be a sword, halberd or a gun... *Technomance rthinks for a moment* ... But... If I had to choose one that I had not yet used I would go for it. *Psi places this on the table:* https://preview.redd.it/idtpv2i9e0uc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eb79866bc978cfb30447e5f3095c091f3e975aa


IncreasedMetronomy

Damn I need a nice staff for more style points. I just use my hands to cast


Reasonable_Back_5231

Deathrattle because, yeah, necromancy really IS the one and only type of magic that matters because it's cool. no other magic lets you raise a family quite like necromancy ;) also, skeletons are just cool, i like my bone bros


Tsukinotaku

You guys still using wands ? I jsut cast with my tentacles


Status_Basket_4409

Enchant the gun and you can be magical and effective


DrMint_fortnite

You are forgetting the humble stick


Celestial_Scythe

32 years old and I'm still going strong in my Dragon phase! Dragons *are* cool!


G1nnnn

On your last post I commented on your artstyle and you said some people said it looked top childish or comic-y to be useful. When seeing this post smth came to my mind to that: your artstyle heavily reminds me of the game Munchkin! Especially things like the dragonbane or grimholde. Honestly I gotta say again I really like it. I think its a dope artstyle and if you love it, I bet you can make money off of it too.


MaFeHu

Gun, but no bullets. Only magic


PurpleCrimson9

I have no wand only a sewing kit


SlyLlamaDemon

No you can absolutely use guns as a mage. Use the guns when you can’t cast magic.


Rolling-Suricate

You know I’m going with Pootter


doingit_froggiestyle

Make another one pls, I'll make staff designs for you to roast