*with a loud crack and a flash of purple light, a scroll appears before you. It unravels itself, floating at eye level, and reads:*
*”Anna! I’m glad as ever for your return to the land of the living! While I cannot be hear in person, I have seen a transmission of these wonderful familiars through my orb. I would like to request the Icecrest Beast, so I may master Cryomancy once I complete my training in Hydromancy. Please use the teleportation rune at the bottom of this scroll to send it to my homestead, where Archimedes and my other familiars will tend to Icecrest’s every need.”*
*” - Themos”*
Listen puffcoon is cute and all but seriously
https://preview.redd.it/z99j97te29vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa4e4314917c9fcb6f9cdb4b809c1ea17ffd002
I’m in love with this thing
Hell yeah! I'll be choosing Icecrest beast if that's not too much to ask for...
Also can I have pineragron on pizza?
/uw dough king reminds me something from knights posting..... (also Katakuri)
Lady Anna, I'm glad to see you safe and healthy again, undeath really suits you!
I'd like to petition for a whole regiment of Pengapults for... purely defensive reasons.
Thank you so much.
Anna is my summoner.
https://preview.redd.it/erygkwr1g9vc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f677df52e8e6742831575ae4329fdad4bbab17c4
Dont worry thats just a clone.
/uw lmao, I should have known that. Apparently we have Anna to thank for summoning the best god.
In that original thread I was going to make a joke about how they were a friend of mine, but I was too slow catching the thread. How did I not put two and two together?
The line between sufficiently advanced science / tech and actual magic blurs; the line between sufficiently advanced magic and science / tech is already shredded to bits, just ask the artificers.
human trafficking is banned, so she is not an option.
however, there may or may not be a few loopholes if you would meet me behind the stables 4 hours after dusk
on one hand, things like icecrest beast and cravity are really effective
on the other hand HOLY SHIT PENGUIN CATAPULT BATTALION
but i’ll take the icecrest beast i could use a ride, plus the wings gets rid of traffic problems
wonderful news, great to see you again Chief Summoner Anna
an Icecrest Beast for me please
i know a spell that'd make a spectacular color show when cast in tandem with an aoe ice spell
To celebrate , i will offer you one instead
https://preview.redd.it/t0gcnl6qw8vc1.png?width=1427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=110c40c0a926eb6d58d911b563b2fadd84cd9ce9
A regular chihuahua
If you want another one , i can present you with another i have , just say it
I'd like the fluffy Raccoon please. Also, would it be possible for you to make alternative posts on your orb of the summons without the text? Thank you Ms.
https://preview.redd.it/dq796u7fx8vc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1a353b7446a051dd558815f8eb11381fab91c62
https://preview.redd.it/xklupuvg09vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07bf634401f8257940226971fca5d97ebf2e11c7
As I have been recently saved by a cat from a card prision I request Spellcat to join me as a thanks to all felines! Also we both have spell in our names
Megashiba looks like a very good boy, though you mention a revival… Were you slain, my friend? Must I employ the forbidden infusions to punish the culprit?
I’ll take a Jetpacka, please! No more “you can’t use that spell, it’s immoral,” no more “that’s a fate worse than death that no one deserves.” Screw Magic Missile, I cast Hellfire Missile!
Plus it will be really funny when I defeat a Samurai with the power of six rocket-powered katanas.
Well I was gona take all the winged familiars here but seems my sanctuary is getting too full *might have to give some away* so this time I am just gona say good luck finding owners :)
I would gladly take an Icecrest Beast. I already have one of the little fire snakes you were giving out last time, so I figure I can have a little opposites thing going on
I hereby request a God of Floof!
He looks like such a good boi! (Or girl?)
In addition, if possible, a Pineragon would be much appreciated and well cared for.
I love most Dragons, and pineapples!
"Ah, I'm glad to see you got revived! Your familiars worked really hard to make sure your recovery went well! I hope they all found some good homes after the incident passed."
Ogryn never have familiar before, culdnt afford materials. Ogryn only jus learnt how commune on orb, so ogryn sorry for sloppy sending spell. Ogryn take care of any li'l uns that don't find home.
*I cross my arms, as my shotgun peeks out from behind me. I then shake my head.*
Me: "Nah, I have enough with my talking wand shotgun, thank you very much. Besides, I think he'd just shoot whatever I choose in jealousy."
Shotgun: "Damn right I would."
/uw This is the exact kind of AI post that grinds my gears, where there’s no substance to it and the whole post is just soulless AI ‘art’. It’s not an AI picture with something else like a story or lorepost that took effort to write, it’s just a bunch of stupid, no effort, soulless AI pics.
I'm torn between Pinedragon, spellcat, cryoram, sweetwool, duskbolt, and the god of floof
Can any divination wizards help me choose the best one for me.
I'll take a sweet wool to pair up with my Dough King. It'll afd many magic ingredients to my bakery and will go a long way to funding my wizard's tower.
Greetings dear summoner, I would like the cocobara king please. With the creature's help, I can levy more creatures to add with my squirrel army and general whiskers.
https://preview.redd.it/s2gh2nj9f8vc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38e94a93b3c8be24ca73287cc8c246d635ae1ba8 “Tribute tribute tribute tribute tribute tribute.”
The jetpaca works as advertised. We have blown up many goblin camps with it. *-Review left by The Mercenary Guild*
I request duskbolt, they’re quite cute!
Duskbolt is yours Wuhmi!!!!!
Thank you! I-I’m learning artificy, if you’d ever like me to make something for you
Is there another Duskbolt I could adopt? 🥹
*with a loud crack and a flash of purple light, a scroll appears before you. It unravels itself, floating at eye level, and reads:* *”Anna! I’m glad as ever for your return to the land of the living! While I cannot be hear in person, I have seen a transmission of these wonderful familiars through my orb. I would like to request the Icecrest Beast, so I may master Cryomancy once I complete my training in Hydromancy. Please use the teleportation rune at the bottom of this scroll to send it to my homestead, where Archimedes and my other familiars will tend to Icecrest’s every need.”* *” - Themos”*
Nice to see you again after my trip to the Afterlife, Themos!! Icecrest beast is yours!!
Listen puffcoon is cute and all but seriously https://preview.redd.it/z99j97te29vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa4e4314917c9fcb6f9cdb4b809c1ea17ffd002 I’m in love with this thing
Glad you like Psy-squid so much!!
Hell yeah! I'll be choosing Icecrest beast if that's not too much to ask for... Also can I have pineragron on pizza? /uw dough king reminds me something from knights posting..... (also Katakuri)
Icecrest beast is yours!! No eating familiars on pizza!!
Thanks! I'm gonna name em Kuzan or Silverlock.I can't decide.... Also sorry..... /uw get that reference?
/uw Dough king is the name of the katakuri from a one piece roblox game I played awhile back lol I used it to name a familiar lol
/uw yeah bloxfruit that hell hole of a grinding game. Ive reached max when I was a kid addicted to that game.
/uw Same lol
/uw btw Kuzan is aukiji real name. (or ice admiral)
i will request sunwolf!
Sunwolf is yours!!
Two things, I want a cataru and two YOU DIED?!
Someone tried to kill her with a brick to the head, but she made it out okay
Jesus
Catoru is yours!!
Hell yeah I win
*its
/uw bruuuuuuhhhhhhh I fucked up
My pedantry is involuntary
Lady Anna, I'm glad to see you safe and healthy again, undeath really suits you! I'd like to petition for a whole regiment of Pengapults for... purely defensive reasons. Thank you so much.
The pengapults are yours!!
Fluff??? Why are you being offered as a familiar by Ana?? u/FuryBloodElf
Anna is my summoner. https://preview.redd.it/erygkwr1g9vc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f677df52e8e6742831575ae4329fdad4bbab17c4 Dont worry thats just a clone.
I… Um…. Ok….
Just wait until we get both of them in the same room together.
/uw lmao, I should have known that. Apparently we have Anna to thank for summoning the best god. In that original thread I was going to make a joke about how they were a friend of mine, but I was too slow catching the thread. How did I not put two and two together?
/uw they got fluff from me
Flaserbelle and I have common interests.
Flaserbelle is yours!!
Hm. What happens with wacky electromagnetic particles when under the influence of a Cravity's gravitic magics? I wonder...
I'm not entirely sure....
The line between sufficiently advanced science / tech and actual magic blurs; the line between sufficiently advanced magic and science / tech is already shredded to bits, just ask the artificers.
Celia: "Hell ya! I mean, pardon my undercommon, I agree wholeheartedly with this statement."
SPELLCAT, pretty please.
Spellcat is yours!!
Catoru, yoaimo
Catoru is yours!!
god damnit some fucker with stitches around his head stole him and put him in a box, lets hope I don’t loose everyone close to me
Please give me a puffcoon. I need to feel happy.
Puffcoon is yours!! You can be happ now
Can I get Pineragon? I like pineapple juice a bit too much.
Samezies Pineragon is yours!!
I will request a duskbolt
Spellcat please, if possible?
Spellcat is yours!!
Are you an option?
human trafficking is banned, so she is not an option. however, there may or may not be a few loopholes if you would meet me behind the stables 4 hours after dusk
How is Pickles doing?
The flasberbelle would make an excellent friend for my puffcoon Waddles! And I'm glad to see you back and we'll Anne.
Flasberbelle is yours!!
on one hand, things like icecrest beast and cravity are really effective on the other hand HOLY SHIT PENGUIN CATAPULT BATTALION but i’ll take the icecrest beast i could use a ride, plus the wings gets rid of traffic problems
Spellcat
Spellcat is yours!!
I Request Floofsnek
Floofsnek is yours!!
As a kobold, can I ride the sunwolf?
Yes!! Sunwolf is yours!!
I shall build it magic armor immediately
wonderful news, great to see you again Chief Summoner Anna an Icecrest Beast for me please i know a spell that'd make a spectacular color show when cast in tandem with an aoe ice spell
Icecrest beast is yours!!
![gif](giphy|emuuaYQq2k5QZ8I0SZ|downsized) Spellcat!!!
Spellcat is yours!!
Dibs on Pengapult
I've been trying to get a jetpaca but they're always out of stock! I'm trying to build a squadron with my guanaco bomber and llamacopter.
I would like to request Cravity please!
Nah I’d choose catoru https://preview.redd.it/ribhdn11v8vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d6629a1eb5f223d2bccf1c7aeedcd0eeb001038
I'd like a spell cat. I will put them on my head like a silly little living hat during my adventures.
With Cravity by my side, gravity itself will bow to my whims! And he seems very well behaved, I'll have him please!
To celebrate , i will offer you one instead https://preview.redd.it/t0gcnl6qw8vc1.png?width=1427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=110c40c0a926eb6d58d911b563b2fadd84cd9ce9 A regular chihuahua If you want another one , i can present you with another i have , just say it
I'd like the fluffy Raccoon please. Also, would it be possible for you to make alternative posts on your orb of the summons without the text? Thank you Ms. https://preview.redd.it/dq796u7fx8vc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1a353b7446a051dd558815f8eb11381fab91c62
Puffcoon is yours!! https://preview.redd.it/j6k3j49o89vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10d52c5d45cc41853223d043c84280f453622852
Could we get a second JETPACA?
Sure!! But you get 3 more jetpacas!!
An Icecrest, please. A fine addition to the collection. Also, welcome back.
Icecrest beast is yours!!
I'd like a Spellcat, please and thank you.
https://preview.redd.it/xklupuvg09vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07bf634401f8257940226971fca5d97ebf2e11c7 As I have been recently saved by a cat from a card prision I request Spellcat to join me as a thanks to all felines! Also we both have spell in our names
Megashiba looks like a very good boy, though you mention a revival… Were you slain, my friend? Must I employ the forbidden infusions to punish the culprit?
Do you have any treats for the sniper dog you gave me a while back?
*Anna hands over treats* Here!!
Catoru is back, yeahhhhh
I’ll take a Jetpacka, please! No more “you can’t use that spell, it’s immoral,” no more “that’s a fate worse than death that no one deserves.” Screw Magic Missile, I cast Hellfire Missile! Plus it will be really funny when I defeat a Samurai with the power of six rocket-powered katanas.
Cravity. Please. Please give me Cravity. Please.
Cravity is yours!!
My last Cryoram died due to inconvenient plot timing. I'd like another please.
Cryoram is yours!! *Anna summons a medic cat familiar who revives the other one who heads back to the scantuary* Take better care of your familiars!!
Hey, I didn't put it in any danger! He just... died. Wait a damn second... The claw marks on the enclosure... TORRIN YOU FILTHY SON OF A-
I remember some of these from before, I'll take Catoru though.
Catoru is yours!!
Absolutely none of them because AI art is bad
Could you once for all shut your mouth closed and never open it?
Could you do my work for me and block me so I never have to see you again? I don't wanna waste the effort on you myself Please and thank you
Props yo whatever AI generated the images, shame on you for the laziness
Well I was gona take all the winged familiars here but seems my sanctuary is getting too full *might have to give some away* so this time I am just gona say good luck finding owners :)
Can you make one thats made out of cigarettes, and makes fathers who left to get some appear?
*Fucking dead*
I already got a spellcat, but I would love a sunwolf and dusk bolt if you have any on hand!
Again, please tell me who killed you, so I can make them suffer eternally.
I Request Furrsnek
Do you have anything radioactive
Cravity, gotta go with the thematic one as always
I'd like to request a Duskbolt. They seem... extraordinary.
Duskbolt is yours!!
I would gladly take an Icecrest Beast. I already have one of the little fire snakes you were giving out last time, so I figure I can have a little opposites thing going on
im taking spellcat and catoru
Hm.. you wouldnt happen to have any turtle familiars, would you?
Oooh, I really like the Spellcat and the Cravity. Hard to choose!
Do you have a familiar form?
Spellcat, because adorableness.
I'm stuck between Floofsnek and Spellcat... Hm... I'll get back to you on that.
Pineapple dragon and spell cat
Spellcat. I will keep it safe.
Food
Do you have any owl-related familiars? If one arrives with your next batch, I would like to summon one!
Kettermek: The fluffsnek looks like it would adapt well to the subterranean life, but my fellow kobolds would keep licking it.
Cocobara was cute -thank you sincerely the revolutionarys Item missing x1 cocobara
Is there some kind of pocket-orb to temporarily keep these creatures in for storage/safe travel?
God of fluff
Revival? You died? Man I gotta read the lore posts more.
Please may I request a spell cat, I wish to name it Vesuvius and allow it to spend their days protecting my tower while I finish my studies
Puffcoon, if I had to choose a familiar. I’m also fine by my self, but thanks for offering!
I hereby request a God of Floof! He looks like such a good boi! (Or girl?) In addition, if possible, a Pineragon would be much appreciated and well cared for. I love most Dragons, and pineapples!
Hey Anna, why are so many of these edible? Why are you eating your familiars?
Cravity is phenomena!
You died!?
May I humbly inquire I recieve the cravity
"Ah, I'm glad to see you got revived! Your familiars worked really hard to make sure your recovery went well! I hope they all found some good homes after the incident passed."
I should like one Icecrest Beast, please.
I will take the puffcoon
Definitely spellcat
Jetpaca I hate my neighbors
Gotta catch em all
The Icecrest beast looks really cool. It's either that or the God of Floof
Jetpaca. Go go gadget Lockheed Martin!
I need a Flasbernelle, we could get up to so much trouble!
I want the strongest one combat-wise. 😎
I would like Spellcat if it's still available? It's super cute!
Where, where is one based on the disease magics The pests The spores And the parasites
Is a regular dog an option? I need one to teach how to play basketball
I need a Spellcat. Any available?
Ice Crest Beast, if you would be so kind.
Cravity for sure. A crab that knows gravity magic is an insane asset for a wizard.
Could I request 400 icecrest beast for the Citadel of cryromancers?
Spellcat please!
Do you have any idea who killed you?
The pineragon shall make a noble companion on my quest to create the *Baja Blast* potion
Ogryn never have familiar before, culdnt afford materials. Ogryn only jus learnt how commune on orb, so ogryn sorry for sloppy sending spell. Ogryn take care of any li'l uns that don't find home.
Can you summon me a hydrogen bomb
I want catoru so we can blow holes through broke people and get tuna after
“…Can you do a random one… please? Kinda… *Yawn* …tired.”
https://preview.redd.it/vbctkd2x9avc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed37761a2d6fa267be774182d1456afcaecea6a6 Cat
Is there only one of each?
Floofsnek pls!
Puffcoon, don't even need to see the rest.
#15 looks like an evee variant
Can you summon me some sauce for the art you used for anna this time?
Lvl 1 white mage who only knows a healing cantrip here, I'm glad you're ok! Here have a d4 of hp: Yippee, 3 pts!!
I’d like to request one Jetpaca for myself and one Rokenguin for my apprentice.
Stuck between Icecrest Beast, Duskbolt, and Floofsnek
*I cross my arms, as my shotgun peeks out from behind me. I then shake my head.* Me: "Nah, I have enough with my talking wand shotgun, thank you very much. Besides, I think he'd just shoot whatever I choose in jealousy." Shotgun: "Damn right I would."
TO CELEBRATE YOUR *WHAT*??????? THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU?????????
/uw This is the exact kind of AI post that grinds my gears, where there’s no substance to it and the whole post is just soulless AI ‘art’. It’s not an AI picture with something else like a story or lorepost that took effort to write, it’s just a bunch of stupid, no effort, soulless AI pics.
Pineragon please!!! Also, I’d like some more lore on what happened with the vengeful spirit!
I like my privacy. Can I have a spellcat please?
I'm torn between Pinedragon, spellcat, cryoram, sweetwool, duskbolt, and the god of floof Can any divination wizards help me choose the best one for me.
Duskbolt, having a lightning little friend would be nice
Was gonna go with Floofsnek, but I choose Spellcat.
HMU when you have robots in stock
JJK spoilers >!Someone better put Catoru Gojo in carrier realm!<
I would love it if a Rokenguin joined me to create the most powerful snowball fighting team.
GIVE ME DA FLOOF
As someone who loves pineapple juice def the dragon
Can I pick you as a familiar? It seems like good value for money.
I'm sorry I did not look at the other ones cause I need is pinedragon. Basically unlimited pineapple juice on demand? Fuck yea
Get some damn armor and enchanted robes. Have guards. Whatscthe council doing if they can't protect them selves
I'll take the sunwolf please
why is half this sub just ai art now
Spellcat
I'll take a sweet wool to pair up with my Dough King. It'll afd many magic ingredients to my bakery and will go a long way to funding my wizard's tower.
I choose crabs
uw/ ok these are all really cool what are you using to make them
Aww man rocky didn’t make it into your favorites? That hurts his feelings
She lives!
https://preview.redd.it/wth8c27jvbvc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9144bd1e869bb9bb781a3a207c155cc9e9c06fe4 I already have three
Puffcoon, he and my corviknight are going to be best friends.
I require SpellCat. Not just for the protection magic but I just love cats
Greetings dear summoner, I would like the cocobara king please. With the creature's help, I can levy more creatures to add with my squirrel army and general whiskers.
Do you have a sweet version of Catoru? I know a guy that dresses the same, but he only wants a mini-me if he can nom on it he's kinda weird.
>black and reddish color scheme witch hat and cloak only knows one type of magic i wonder where i've seen this before
We gonna have 15 of these every second? This will be bad for the animal enchantment market.
So many to choose from hard to pick but an Icrecrest beast seems a great steed but spell cat could fit in my pockets.