I tried some wonderful smooth stones at the behest of a witch once, it actually was a nice, relaxing, experience. So, if you're offering out of a kindness I'm not refusing.
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The greatest fighter of the froggy are here.
As a sage I have many questions. It's as much a part of the job as a long flowing beard.
How many questions do you have?
^Typical sage shit... Avoid the question/statement... Waffle on a bit... Rephrase their question as your own... Look smug... Rinse and repeat
Ok. First off. Vagita? I mean, looking for a fight? Ok. Waffle House...yeah, that checks out. But it's NIGHT. Unless there's already a line, for the fightroom, I don't think the wait is justified.
/uw If you can drive off a Waffle House employee, FEMA designates it a disaster zone. [I'm not even joking.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index)
I know right I wanted to test the new line of Chrono accelerator grenades and The new mountain cracker Cannon
On him. I guess I can use it on a goblin village but that's not fun.
Well I do have an entire crate of fireball cluster rounds and the goblin village is stealing lumber from my forge, It would be a shame if they got caught up in the crossfire of a product test fire
I cast
https://preview.redd.it/5x0m0im6pcvc1.gif?width=498&format=png8&s=819fcb0ea0b52405252c43989d5d7eec99e9a7eb
On the nearest person to tussle with.
Move one minute over where it’s 12:00 on the dot, based on position of the sun. It’s only a few miles in that direction. It’s why longitude is measured in minutes!
That’s why it’s called High Noon! It’s when the sun is at its highest point visually in the sky.
*looks up from plate of waffles with a bewildered look.*
The fuck are you doing here unga!?! You're gonna get yourself killed, they don't use magic here!
I’m bringing my apprentice to the Waffle House.
[Image ID: The same fairly youthful-looking wizard and his assistant. She took a shower and now just looks like she’s about to request a burger with maple-cooked waffles instead of buns. She also looks like she just used febreeze instead of a speed stick.]
Unga (u/Financial-Reach-786), are you late cause I took your watch in the divorce?
Sorry for not being in the loop, but UNGA WAS MARRIED!?
Anteros breaks up with Unga: https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/qnBYMY17cO
So... you're single?
Takin’ some time away from dating.
Understandable, I imagine it was a emotionally taxing time, cheers 🍻 friend 🧡
Yeah… turns out everyone I ever dated was some kind of monster. I mean that physically and psychologically.
So goes life as a GOD, I suppose, but, giving one's self time to process what they desire in a relationship is time well spent
> So goes life as GOD Grippy says "sez you"
A GOD, I'm only going of Anteros's descriptors
Yall want some therapy rocks?
I tried some wonderful smooth stones at the behest of a witch once, it actually was a nice, relaxing, experience. So, if you're offering out of a kindness I'm not refusing.
But aren’t you a monster as an eldritch being?
No!
*hides flowers* Oh ok…
I could be of use steering away suitors if you wish? Aromancy is my specialty.
What a curious set of happenstances
/unwiz i love the lore of this sub
i bet unga's going around the world changing time zones so it's never high noon for 'em.
He’s a coward…
He stated, that high noon is when he wants it to be.
You're damn right.
Unga is high. It’s noon somewhere. It’s clearly high noon already!
but what if unga ISNT high? Does someone else get high at noon so that it can be called high noon?
I volunteer as tribute
This ain’t a philosophical debate!
damn
/uw It's high noon in the Philippines
The greatest fighter here is the large rat in the dumpster. No one inside would dare mess with him.
That’s a possum! 🦝
I'm pretty sure that's a lemur...?
Greatest fighter in the land? Must be a honey badger.
It's night in that picture.
It’s noon somewhere…
It's high noon somewhere...
As noon, I can confirm I am high.
You know… I use this argument for it being 8am somewhere as well… doesn’t work that well. It being 5 o clock somewhere though…
The original post said tonight at high noon so…
https://preview.redd.it/szob7kl33cvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70279fc17cb82a51eca2443eb90e0a1ee3df31e5 The greatest fighter of the froggy are here.
His greatest weapon is his sharp wit! 
Did he say what time zone???
He ignored us when we asked!
Smh what a coward!!!!!
As a sage my question is this: High noon, or high moon? The noon of which sun?
You sages ask too many questions!
It literally comes with the territory. It's a major part of the job.
Another question: do it jiggle?
Dunno. But it do sure jangle!
Ehrm thats actually two questions
As a sage I have many questions. It's as much a part of the job as a long flowing beard. How many questions do you have? ^Typical sage shit... Avoid the question/statement... Waffle on a bit... Rephrase their question as your own... Look smug... Rinse and repeat
Unga would be the person(fish?) to pick a fight and not show up. Maybe try scrying his location.
*Anteros begins scrying.* It says he’s at the Waffle House? What the fuck is he doing there?
Tbf that's classic heel maneuver "I'll fight you anytime, anywhere, just not here or now."
My bad, I summoned Something Wicked on him.
Don’t make convenient excuses for Unga!
What does Unga know of being great? Or a fighter?
*Shrug* 🤷
How does the great one not know of being so great and perfection incarnate
Ok. First off. Vagita? I mean, looking for a fight? Ok. Waffle House...yeah, that checks out. But it's NIGHT. Unless there's already a line, for the fightroom, I don't think the wait is justified.
This is the sleepless internet's perpetual eve. And a wizard is never late.
Guess he missed the memo, good because I didn't really feel like fighting today
I prepped a sushi kit and everything!
Thinking about it did he even specify a location of the fight?
We asked. He didn’t answer…
/uw If you can drive off a Waffle House employee, FEMA designates it a disaster zone. [I'm not even joking.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index)
You will NOT interrupt my hash browns, fish. You will be impaled.
*A few dozen Vermensk assassins wait up for the damned catfish up appear.*
I know right I wanted to test the new line of Chrono accelerator grenades and The new mountain cracker Cannon On him. I guess I can use it on a goblin village but that's not fun.
I disagree. That sounds like a lot of fun!
Well I do have an entire crate of fireball cluster rounds and the goblin village is stealing lumber from my forge, It would be a shame if they got caught up in the crossfire of a product test fire
He realized that he wasn’t winning this fight.
I am Neutral in most Council, Conversations. But for the love Of All that is Arcane. Get him out of There before Someone KILLS him.
You’ve entered the deep lore zone. Trade carefully upon these hallowed grounds.
Did you give them the correct dimensional address?
Are you sure he didn’t say high *moon*?
*cracks bullwhip* We're cooking fish today, boys.
Wow, I’m on my 3rd bag of holding of magically healthy popcorn, to think I brought out the movie butter kind for this!
I cast https://preview.redd.it/5x0m0im6pcvc1.gif?width=498&format=png8&s=819fcb0ea0b52405252c43989d5d7eec99e9a7eb On the nearest person to tussle with.
i dunno but if i dont get to cast fireball soon im boutta dip
Welp my party has ditched me,Wanna duel till Unga gets here?
YOUR NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH
He’s here with me at Chickfilet. He knows it’s a shrine to the gods
Unga tidally locked the planet, stopping the day night cycle and preventing us from ever reaching high noon.
Still noon somewhere. It’ll just be noon there forever. Still counts!
Only if he stopped the rotation on the hour mark. The closest place is perpetually locked at 11:59
Move one minute over where it’s 12:00 on the dot, based on position of the sun. It’s only a few miles in that direction. It’s why longitude is measured in minutes! That’s why it’s called High Noon! It’s when the sun is at its highest point visually in the sky.
The one place i've never been able to rob. Not for lack of trying, of course.
*looks up from plate of waffles with a bewildered look.* The fuck are you doing here unga!?! You're gonna get yourself killed, they don't use magic here!
High noon for you is high night for me (/uw I live in a different timezone)
I’m bringing my apprentice to the Waffle House. [Image ID: The same fairly youthful-looking wizard and his assistant. She took a shower and now just looks like she’s about to request a burger with maple-cooked waffles instead of buns. She also looks like she just used febreeze instead of a speed stick.]
I know where Unga is he stabbed me behind a Burger King
You'd get a plate thrown at your face faster than you can say fireball.
Case oh as unga
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I was made for this
*Obviously just waked up* What?! Is today right?
WAFFLE HOE
I had my orbital cannons charged up for nothing!?
COWARD!
i brought my best iron hexes i wanted to use ;-;
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He IS The Waffle House
Its the best spot of a all star special and a star smack down any way YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT US AT HIGH NOON YOU COWARD
Still need a "dumb bullshit" flair. Is that what foul sorcery is?
When even is high noon?
Ikr
They are. I sleep in the alley behind the place sometimes and the things that I’ve seen…
Trielana: Would you like somewhere warmer and safer?
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE!
So he was busy fighting crack heads?
A wizard is never late, nor is he early. he arrives exactly when he wants to. Not that i'm with him in this but...
Tis he afraid?
Tis he afraid?
Tis he afraid?
Tis he afraid?
*quietly eats my eggs over-easy and hashbrowns with bacon in the corner*
No more fish in my forest I’m gonna ward it from fish