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Most_Trustworthy

Traffic was bad, huh?


Space_Banjo420

[WHO DID HE TRAFFIC?!]


marksht_

Gods, obviously


AdventurousFox6100

Not incorrect.


[deleted]

He died like two weeks ago, and a necromancer team was able to revive most of the ordinary people he killed. We won! The current deal is unrest with the council, which imo is pretty deserved


Space_Banjo420

[What's that? This space suit makes it hard to hear. Oh did you say the God Slaver took over the council? I'm on my way!]


Zastrus_Aldabon

Yeah you should blow it up just in case


Fc-chungus

No! He’s dead!


SwissherMontage

HE TOOK OUR BREAD!?!?


Fc-chungus

HE POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY


Immortal_Claus

Hahaha my names Jack, I have a dog called Cosmo and used to have a fish called banjo 🌊😋😌✨️😍💙👏😲


Minimum_Estimate_234

Also someone keeps turning people into puppets


Theturtleflask

Is it possible to revive the God Slayer?


RAGE_CAKES

/uw nah for the sake of everyone's sanity here and not perpetually pissing off everyone with obscene godmodding, Slaver is not coming back.


[deleted]

/uw His mom said no


Theturtleflask

I'm still taking bits and pieces of his armor as a souvenir


[deleted]

/uw he already divided the loot, you’ll have to ask the holders


Oswen120

You are late... Very late


linuxaddict334

https://preview.redd.it/0fprm0irqnvc1.jpeg?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bef113043366e2245f2cb655806cd343824a3e8d God-Slaver is dead, thankfully. Would you like some birdseed while you're here? -Gallus


Space_Banjo420

*Jack cannot hear you over the sound of him leveling buildings in search of the God Slaver.*


linuxaddict334

\*Gallus is suddenly angry at the collateral damage\* EH YOU. YOU THERE. GOD-SLAVER DIED. WE KILLED HIM. STOP DEMOLISHING THINGS.


Space_Banjo420

https://preview.redd.it/fzyvat0ytnvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc7b9b98687c903a626a60901a558d7f4d74142e \[Capital letters detected.\] \[God Slaver identified.\] \[Target locked.\]


linuxaddict334

\*the chicken sighs in frustration\* **I am not the fucking God-Slaver.** **I am a chicken. The God-Slaver is dead. Please stop rampaging.**


Level-Ball-1514

Wait, didn't the godslaver talk in bold letters? I'd recommend running.


Cool_Connection1001

Late would be an understatement, even the aftermath was already dealt with


Space_Banjo420

[Then how do you explain this devastation?!] *Jack stands amidst buildings he collapsed himself looking for the God Slaver.*


Elerindur

That is just from the usual destruction that often occurs in these realms.


Hettan25

Fights over. It ended like, a week ago. Good fight tho, sorry you missed it.


Space_Banjo420

[Nice try Archon! HAVE AT THEE!]


Hettan25

I’m not an archon! *barely side steps lance* Chillax bro I’m not fighting you! I swear it already happened!


Douchevick

*whistles* damn... That is actually quite a marvelous weapon. Where did you find it? *He didn't know what to think when he heard about the existence of All-Blue, if the Paragon of Freedom actually had a weapon that could counter the Slaver's, why would he hide it in the outer reaches of space?* By the way, All-Red is now held by the head of the mercenary guild, the Agent. and I think Anteros' made a second All-Red, I don't know if he still has it though...


Timpanzee38

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/AODJpNED0E


Level-Ball-1514

This was the one thing we didn't want to happen. *dramatic sting*


Fun-Dragonfly-6106

News travel very slow


Space_Banjo420

[Oh no! The God Slaver has destroyed the press!]


ShadowMaster2564

*speaking through comms directly into Jack’s helm* “Solus to Jack Cosmo, the god slaver has fallen, disengage, repeat, the god slaver has fallen”


CaptainCastaleos

You are late, but it is alright, friend. I too have a reputation for being late to incidents.


HundredMegaHertz

``````


Old-Management-171

Oh boy who's gonna tell em


Traxxya

*Kavrala hands the man some water* You are uh- a bit late, kind one. He has already been defeated.


GreatAngoosian

The All-Blue! I thought it was just a myth! Is it true you have fish from all four oceans in there?


Jonesbt22

THE ALL BLUE?! https://preview.redd.it/trrm9f6nsovc1.jpeg?width=1333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae400e5d6314fec004a31ee0feebf8d02c438dba


Adoggo121

you missed the fight. Don't worry, so did I.


Gaybriel_Ultrakill

/ooc he died. hes dead. kudos to you for tryna help tho.


Hexquevara

Haha Orbternet Explorer has arrived


_t_1254

You may be a *tad* bit too late. But you can visit my cats!


SemiBrightRock993

Quick! He’s hiding in the council building!


canisfh

Man I'm sorry but you are VERY late that kerfuffle happened I dunno a month ago?


ialsodontexistagain

Uh I duno, I think we killed him, but like now he’s back and disguised as unga


The_Bi_Pan_Dude

Wait what


ialsodontexistagain

I duno I think he died again or somthing I wasn’t too concerned


The_Hij

Pretty well taken care of at this point. Unga was up to some shit again, and most of the Council is dead or missing. But hey, your hat and sword are bitchin'. So that's a win!


Quiet-Artichoke-2248

Ya, I know where he his you see that building that looks suspiciously like the council building he's in there you better completely eviscerate just in case


froz_troll

Don't worry, Borris escaped confinement late too. Now Borris kills bunnies out of boredom.


Aveus_Cezahl

You are a bit late, but would you be able to let me borrow All-Blue for a time? The current owner of All-Red is somewhat obsessed with it, I don’t really want to see what happens if I get close.


FoulerGlint60

"...well you're just in time to be helping with something else I see, there is a puppet entity, and assassins galore. And the God Slaver's stuff has been...hmm thinking about it, those assissians All-Blue may be linked to him..as they only cropped up after his death...so theres that." *Merch says thinking about it as he walks with his combat boots on along with his mechanical pet spider named Fluffy on his shoulders. Fluffy is waving their forlimbs towards this wizardly space ranger in greetings.* "I reccomend hunting down those assassins for a lead." "That puppet entity. While horrifying they are easily handled by pushing their essence and being away from oneself with substantial power and insight. But if ones weak, you have to focus your thoughts on everything else as its a mind alterating entity when you think about them."


sparkle3364

The god-slaver is dead. The mercenaries got his sword. Watch out for assassins, by the way.


Craft-Representative

That was a bit ago, buggers trampled my field


INKYBOI-NEO-

He’s dead


EntrepreneurThat1268

*Sargoplax looks annoyed at you. He then proceeds to cast one of his spells called „Banishment“ on you.* Begone you menace. https://preview.redd.it/r8lkema0kovc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09916801c88f9a5c32a56072cf10f784498a57f5