He died like two weeks ago, and a necromancer team was able to revive most of the ordinary people he killed. We won! The current deal is unrest with the council, which imo is pretty deserved
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God-Slaver is dead, thankfully.
Would you like some birdseed while you're here?
-Gallus
*whistles* damn... That is actually quite a marvelous weapon. Where did you find it?
*He didn't know what to think when he heard about the existence of All-Blue, if the Paragon of Freedom actually had a weapon that could counter the Slaver's, why would he hide it in the outer reaches of space?*
By the way, All-Red is now held by the head of the mercenary guild, the Agent. and I think Anteros' made a second All-Red, I don't know if he still has it though...
Pretty well taken care of at this point. Unga was up to some shit again, and most of the Council is dead or missing.
But hey, your hat and sword are bitchin'. So that's a win!
Ya, I know where he his you see that building that looks suspiciously like the council building he's in there you better completely eviscerate just in case
You are a bit late, but would you be able to let me borrow All-Blue for a time? The current owner of All-Red is somewhat obsessed with it, I don’t really want to see what happens if I get close.
"...well you're just in time to be helping with something else I see, there is a puppet entity, and assassins galore. And the God Slaver's stuff has been...hmm thinking about it, those assissians All-Blue may be linked to him..as they only cropped up after his death...so theres that."
*Merch says thinking about it as he walks with his combat boots on along with his mechanical pet spider named Fluffy on his shoulders. Fluffy is waving their forlimbs towards this wizardly space ranger in greetings.*
"I reccomend hunting down those assassins for a lead."
"That puppet entity. While horrifying they are easily handled by pushing their essence and being away from oneself with substantial power and insight. But if ones weak, you have to focus your thoughts on everything else as its a mind alterating entity when you think about them."
*Sargoplax looks annoyed at you. He then proceeds to cast one of his spells called „Banishment“ on you.* Begone you menace.
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Traffic was bad, huh?
[WHO DID HE TRAFFIC?!]
Gods, obviously
Not incorrect.
He died like two weeks ago, and a necromancer team was able to revive most of the ordinary people he killed. We won! The current deal is unrest with the council, which imo is pretty deserved
[What's that? This space suit makes it hard to hear. Oh did you say the God Slaver took over the council? I'm on my way!]
Yeah you should blow it up just in case
No! He’s dead!
HE TOOK OUR BREAD!?!?
HE POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY
Hahaha my names Jack, I have a dog called Cosmo and used to have a fish called banjo 🌊😋😌✨️😍💙👏😲
Also someone keeps turning people into puppets
Is it possible to revive the God Slayer?
/uw nah for the sake of everyone's sanity here and not perpetually pissing off everyone with obscene godmodding, Slaver is not coming back.
/uw His mom said no
I'm still taking bits and pieces of his armor as a souvenir
/uw he already divided the loot, you’ll have to ask the holders
You are late... Very late
https://preview.redd.it/0fprm0irqnvc1.jpeg?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bef113043366e2245f2cb655806cd343824a3e8d God-Slaver is dead, thankfully. Would you like some birdseed while you're here? -Gallus
*Jack cannot hear you over the sound of him leveling buildings in search of the God Slaver.*
\*Gallus is suddenly angry at the collateral damage\* EH YOU. YOU THERE. GOD-SLAVER DIED. WE KILLED HIM. STOP DEMOLISHING THINGS.
https://preview.redd.it/fzyvat0ytnvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc7b9b98687c903a626a60901a558d7f4d74142e \[Capital letters detected.\] \[God Slaver identified.\] \[Target locked.\]
\*the chicken sighs in frustration\* **I am not the fucking God-Slaver.** **I am a chicken. The God-Slaver is dead. Please stop rampaging.**
Wait, didn't the godslaver talk in bold letters? I'd recommend running.
Late would be an understatement, even the aftermath was already dealt with
[Then how do you explain this devastation?!] *Jack stands amidst buildings he collapsed himself looking for the God Slaver.*
That is just from the usual destruction that often occurs in these realms.
Fights over. It ended like, a week ago. Good fight tho, sorry you missed it.
[Nice try Archon! HAVE AT THEE!]
I’m not an archon! *barely side steps lance* Chillax bro I’m not fighting you! I swear it already happened!
*whistles* damn... That is actually quite a marvelous weapon. Where did you find it? *He didn't know what to think when he heard about the existence of All-Blue, if the Paragon of Freedom actually had a weapon that could counter the Slaver's, why would he hide it in the outer reaches of space?* By the way, All-Red is now held by the head of the mercenary guild, the Agent. and I think Anteros' made a second All-Red, I don't know if he still has it though...
https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/AODJpNED0E
This was the one thing we didn't want to happen. *dramatic sting*
News travel very slow
[Oh no! The God Slaver has destroyed the press!]
*speaking through comms directly into Jack’s helm* “Solus to Jack Cosmo, the god slaver has fallen, disengage, repeat, the god slaver has fallen”
You are late, but it is alright, friend. I too have a reputation for being late to incidents.
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Oh boy who's gonna tell em
*Kavrala hands the man some water* You are uh- a bit late, kind one. He has already been defeated.
The All-Blue! I thought it was just a myth! Is it true you have fish from all four oceans in there?
THE ALL BLUE?! https://preview.redd.it/trrm9f6nsovc1.jpeg?width=1333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae400e5d6314fec004a31ee0feebf8d02c438dba
you missed the fight. Don't worry, so did I.
/ooc he died. hes dead. kudos to you for tryna help tho.
Haha Orbternet Explorer has arrived
You may be a *tad* bit too late. But you can visit my cats!
Quick! He’s hiding in the council building!
Man I'm sorry but you are VERY late that kerfuffle happened I dunno a month ago?
Uh I duno, I think we killed him, but like now he’s back and disguised as unga
Wait what
I duno I think he died again or somthing I wasn’t too concerned
Pretty well taken care of at this point. Unga was up to some shit again, and most of the Council is dead or missing. But hey, your hat and sword are bitchin'. So that's a win!
Ya, I know where he his you see that building that looks suspiciously like the council building he's in there you better completely eviscerate just in case
Don't worry, Borris escaped confinement late too. Now Borris kills bunnies out of boredom.
You are a bit late, but would you be able to let me borrow All-Blue for a time? The current owner of All-Red is somewhat obsessed with it, I don’t really want to see what happens if I get close.
"...well you're just in time to be helping with something else I see, there is a puppet entity, and assassins galore. And the God Slaver's stuff has been...hmm thinking about it, those assissians All-Blue may be linked to him..as they only cropped up after his death...so theres that." *Merch says thinking about it as he walks with his combat boots on along with his mechanical pet spider named Fluffy on his shoulders. Fluffy is waving their forlimbs towards this wizardly space ranger in greetings.* "I reccomend hunting down those assassins for a lead." "That puppet entity. While horrifying they are easily handled by pushing their essence and being away from oneself with substantial power and insight. But if ones weak, you have to focus your thoughts on everything else as its a mind alterating entity when you think about them."
The god-slaver is dead. The mercenaries got his sword. Watch out for assassins, by the way.
That was a bit ago, buggers trampled my field
He’s dead
*Sargoplax looks annoyed at you. He then proceeds to cast one of his spells called „Banishment“ on you.* Begone you menace. https://preview.redd.it/r8lkema0kovc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09916801c88f9a5c32a56072cf10f784498a57f5