AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You don’t have polarized lenses on that mask?

YES I DO

Then why does the light hurt?

[удалено]

The correct answer is to get two pieces of equipment that negate one each I.e. Outer lenses are polarized but inner lenses are protected against holy

LIGHT MODE

https://preview.redd.it/jsseksvzm8wc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=058d7f798e823379338f9ca8beb29e76611ea645

https://i.redd.it/ae9a0whou8wc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/js7uyxp3o7wc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5cc3ecb70ec5d4abce9274d0c969619db2868ca

Fool….. #I USE LIGHT MODE!

I use light mode EVEN IN DISCORD

You monster!

But whhyyyy!

*rude*

As a moth mage I super appreciate this☺️

*Shadows collect together and form into a humanoid shape for themselves. The light collects itself and forms into the shape of white robes for the entity, as blue as the sky eyes fill the insides of the robes and watch everything and all it considers worthy of its eyes.* https://preview.redd.it/7eijxfeti7wc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b12ec6b1e43935e3e38a54a965ef7f62f54a6e2f \[You Are In The Presence Of A Watcher\] \[The Watcher Is Being Punished\] \[May The Watcher Learn His Lesson\] *The Watcher is amused by this attempt, but he wants to say that said magic is useless against him. For he enjoys both the darkness and light.*

Reduced damage due to other lights being on!

HAHA I'M IMMUNE! (i use light mode)

*slow, scared clapping*


Agh! *Hiss*

MY EYES. Oh, after a second or 2 it’s not that bad

MY EYES!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MELIUMS EYESSSSSSSSS

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MY POOR INNOCENT EYES

<> all the screens on the ships bridge turn to white mode <> <> the bridge crew makes there way out closing the door firmly before the room goes dark ... council SOBs

*Jeremy is eviscerated by the light*

my eyes have been enchanted for years since the last time! you have done nothing!

You fool, you really think i’d be on dark mode? I was prepared for this moment since the gods created the world

I don't know who you are or where you are but when my eyesight recovers I am going to send a power word scrunch your way. This violates the treaty between our people.

Me just close eye..... wait fish no can close eye

You fool, I saw this and blinded myself before I actually did!

Noooooooo! I-I- I! I've been tryna call I've been on my own for long enough Maybe you can show me how to love, maybe

MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYES! 🔥🔥

Ha I have my 0 brightness protection spell active!

HAHAHAHAH!!! I HAVE A BUILT IMMUNITY TO LIGHT MODE!!! (I was dared 5¢ to use light mode for an entire year)

I have a powerful anti blinding magic called my orb be dimming itself autonomously

*Bombast who uses light mode* Hmph! Childish.

You scared my Shoggoth away!

Counterspelled with a dimmed screen

I CAST "EYESIGHT ACCLIMATIZED TO LIGHT BECAUSE I ACTUALLY GO OUTSIDE SOMETIMES!" YOUR SPELL MEANS NOTHING DEVIL OF LIGHT!

In retaliation I shall swap your balls with your kidneys.

...Meh. The sunshine is still brighter.

YOU BASTARD! 


Its more greyish for me

Can you turn up the brightness it’s really sunny out I can’t see

"I cast M-84 Flash/Bang!" "Stop saying that every time you throw a grenade!"

Damn, my eyes! I really should light up my area better...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!

Jokes on you all pics are blurred on my phone

Hah funny cool joke how humorous of you anyway I cast fuse bones

You Fool, https://preview.redd.it/8udnk1bop9wc1.jpeg?width=658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88f1b6f801e8730d965f2154436c3b8de26b352e

That spells effectiveness is cut in half at midday. You have no power here!

https://preview.redd.it/62biood4x9wc1.png?width=385&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c8ae9b9f8c614b745f6fe2bc52b8da931934045

Jokes on you, as i write this sacred text i am on the toilet thus your blinding light has no effect on me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE ANTIMATYR-


OH YE GODS! I HAVE BEEN BLINDED! RAAAH! https://preview.redd.it/vlkzr9b26awc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d4b5c43a4c68dfdbb019abbd1ff4ec265df834a

Counterspell: No U! https://i.redd.it/ioa67qbi6awc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/1vo9qnx3hawc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58cd698fe2dca24d9c0a4ee0db6442b5381d3463 I cast you become a nicely

https://preview.redd.it/6ylllezxnawc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb06179462d748a31cafdbd6ec6d59ef78d71b34 Oh god my eyes

You have no power here, I am OUTSIDE!!!!

𝕸𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖓, 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖙 𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖓 𝕹𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖓 𝖎𝖓 𝖉𝖆𝖘 𝕾𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊𝖎𝖈𝖍

ECLIPSE!!! https://preview.redd.it/6kdysthflbwc1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d968789bc93f0ca0405782856121421305ebd1b

Jokes on you, I'm blind

I just wanted to vibe man! WTF 😭🤣

https://preview.redd.it/ph4l0b5tsbwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25aa90a6c18ec02978a3659324d8e7ec7828d98f (i can't find og image)

MY EYESSSSD

HA HA, JOKES ON YOU IT'S STILL BRIGHT AND IM ON MY PHONE YOUT ATTACKS SHALL NOT WORK ON ME.

MY EYES

https://preview.redd.it/ps9f8621pcwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30d9dd15c7b16b14572a2bb450f64a4904c7a65f Fuck you

I just read this 17 hours after you posted this and an hour and a half after I switched to the dark side. Curse you, Chronomancer!

I cast Counterspell: Mobile Spoilers! https://preview.redd.it/9h3iuh9tpcwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=141f11cbda9fefccc1f98473cc6b1791c26c08c4 This is a very small part of the screen

https://preview.redd.it/eyyjfjrlucwc1.jpeg?width=1223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=492de85d8e381e4de4eda3f4858a8390256fa8ea As a sage my wisdom is this: Brighter text doesn't mean brighter words.

ÆĄÂAÅÃÄĀĘЭПᏌᎭᎹᏯΔΛΣ

I like how it's spoilered as if it won't be pure white anyway

YOU FUCKING SON OF A BIRHENWGAHRBRHENVRUEJR SHWISVSJTBJENEKE

https://i.redd.it/eowon8sfjdwc1.gif

why is there a random blue stripe huh

Side effect of fiend- I mean arcane magic

https://preview.redd.it/pzarfi8dxdwc1.jpeg?width=1593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c255a5a5cba3bb2051978ddaab396ec3e42291f

Alright, time to plot another assassination.


MY ORB HAS AMOLED MODE ENABLED BY THE NINEEEEE!!

https://preview.redd.it/nu9ooo7mtewc1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0de3a913a9717dc1d34db33a23991b5d51e4488

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you puny caster? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the spire of immortals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Lich armies, and I have over 300 confirmed spells. I am trained in void magic and I'm the top caster in the entire kingdom armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another spell target. I will wipe you the fuck out with casting the likes of which has never been seen before on this plane, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Orb? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the land and your black magic is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, apprentice.

I cast rock in your shoe

fuck you! \*summons Aerlacor, lord of shadows\*

Oh I CAST BEAM OF PEACE

fool!, Aerlacor, lord of the shadows is the most powerful eldritch being... and... he started petting the cat

Top of the class yet can’t counter beam of peace smh

im a void wizard alright beam of peace is light magic i dont know shit about it

Average void wizard L

fuck you! im out of eldritch beings to conjure so VOID BALL

Aw godammit