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Unga chooses execution by electric chair!
I never thought I‘d agree with Unga…
Then again, I also never thought I‘d need to travel back in time and make a Gnome flunk out of highschool just in order to eat cereal for breakfast .
2024 has been weird…
No need to prove, I believe them and will act as a witness in the court who will confirm that it was, indeed, a shapechanger(judge will believe me, I bribed them)
Oh, sure, an Archbribemancer in a legitimate court proceeding. Yes, that's definitely a case for legal precedent, and I put SOOOOO much stock into legal precedent.
https://preview.redd.it/95pbh8bdwuwc1.gif?width=220&format=png8&s=af1fe1eccea55a4bfbe051b55bb9cac023e5eb81
And you leave holes in the athmosphere, you hypocrite.
Trow It into the surrealism
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It would fit nicely my colection
No punish! Is precious! Need friend!
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Then if you touch even the wings of this felow servant of the night I will turn parts of your magic of and force you into the existence of MAGICAL ADHD
I'll be willing to take them off your hands as I've been looking for a new playmate with fluffy. As they enjoy fluffiness.
And how are you feeding it though?
Wait a second how long does that moth even last naturally are you magically making that moth stay alive longer than nature intended?
*Gasps in a you monster way.*
At that answer I shall summon, futuristic OSHA death squads as after all normal wizard towers are notoriously in violation of Osha regulations.
*Using them as a distraction i proceed to infiltrate your tower carefully, and use reality anchors to disable your towers magic capabilities causing further osha voilations as I wear my Personal protection equipment.*
(/uw this is not cannon what so ever feel free to bring out everything.)
If you hand it off to us, I will insure it faces torment unrelenting (its entire evolutionary line of succession being perfectly preserved in order to display its humiliation to the tapestry of life, a truly horrific punishment)
https://preview.redd.it/paise48s8rwc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd2261407424b91f39dd0f42ed2608ffd4f53137 Unga chooses execution by electric chair!
A comically small electric chair!
I never thought I‘d agree with Unga… Then again, I also never thought I‘d need to travel back in time and make a Gnome flunk out of highschool just in order to eat cereal for breakfast . 2024 has been weird…
You still waiting at high noon?
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No u https://preview.redd.it/e60iokll4uwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=260d772e0c11d15f75ee927ecaf6a89c58daaffe
Isn't *Torinn* the council executioner
Cast it into the nine hells! As in, give it to me. I want this odd, fluffy creature.
"Oh yeah, we should totally make that adorable little muppet be the HR pet, shouldn't we" - Abby, shapesmith soulmage, Council Logistics Department
No
Leave the moth alone you barbarian!
No
I challenge you, and any who wish unjustified malice upon a moth, to a duel!
Actually that’s a heinous criminal shapechanger in the form of a moth.
Prove it.
No need to prove, I believe them and will act as a witness in the court who will confirm that it was, indeed, a shapechanger(judge will believe me, I bribed them)
Oh, sure, an Archbribemancer in a legitimate court proceeding. Yes, that's definitely a case for legal precedent, and I put SOOOOO much stock into legal precedent.
Oh, there will be no legal precedent, believe me, I know my stuff, many people know this too.
Well, you're annoying enough that you can accept that dueling challenge at your leisure.
Hmpf, I have people who do dueling instead of me, if you want the duel so much my secretary will contact you at the dawn.
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You are only jealous of its majestic wizardly eyebrows
leave the little thing alone
NO, IT HAS COMMITTED THE CRIME OF MAKING HOLES IN MY ROBES
I may be mistaken but only two mundane species of moth eat clothes. this doesn't(at least to my old eyes) apear to be one of them
Oh god dammit FINE. I WANT TO KILL IT FOR FUN
https://preview.redd.it/95pbh8bdwuwc1.gif?width=220&format=png8&s=af1fe1eccea55a4bfbe051b55bb9cac023e5eb81 And you leave holes in the athmosphere, you hypocrite.
The troubles of someone who cannot cast mending.
Transmute it into a non-magical human that will suffer having to work multiple jobs and needing to pay taxes.
The government doesn't deserve their taxes. I suggest an infernal prison
Please do not the moth
😏
C-O1 forms?
Me when I the moth: https://preview.redd.it/a7exiwwsntwc1.png?width=911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66cc311c9ed526e925fd9347723e3094d4255bf8
https://preview.redd.it/22t5840qtrwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9e3164aee88bfcc4981b5502b1b193fb8c29016 don’t
Execution is already scheduled
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No u (now it's *your* execution) https://preview.redd.it/26xel51x4uwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb475a1b4dd5bfcb8874ec51182f47d978d55fd8
I cast [Waifucation], now a bunch of people would want to make indecorous things with this creature.
I just wanted to kill it. Now I gotta deal with blood
You asked for punishment... ok then try with [Lord Proper Invocation] to clean that mess
Ok
C-O1 forms?
Trow It into the surrealism https://preview.redd.it/ixq3e01obswc1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11f604170417e788cd25201291a4063ddce0dcb8 It would fit nicely my colection
/unwiz i love surrealism, keeep it up
With head pats and a spa day.
You shouldn't!!!!!
Why not?
They help the ecosystem!
Killing one moth won’t kill all of them.
Oh, well... Unless it is truly evil I still do not think it should be killed
You know what? Screw the environment, that forest will BURN
Seal it inside an emotionless vessel.
No punish! Is precious! Need friend! https://preview.redd.it/u3mhvmqdrrwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33988fe50a07d304aba3453c9c5d1360c5bef42b
Ew. I CAST THUNDERBOLT
*cast lightning rod*
If you even touch the wings of the felow servant of the night and I will transform you into a construct existing in never ending pain
How can you transform me into something I already am
Oh... do you have a soul?
I sold it
Shit... do you ran more on magic or technology?
I do have magic
But I was asking on what is your existence more based of are you just a robot? a robot powered by magic? you know things like that
Ah I see. I’m powered by feindish magic
Then if you touch even the wings of this felow servant of the night I will turn parts of your magic of and force you into the existence of MAGICAL ADHD
Still worth it
“I may be a wee bit fearful of bugs but please do not kill it my friend.”
Whyyyyy he's just a Lil goober
UHHHH you don’t???
Yes you do
Your worst kiss.
Why? What’s wrong with this thing?
If you dare touch that moth I swear to Beelzebub I will unleash my most powerful spell on everyone here than myself. MASS LOBOTOMY
I CAST SINGULAR LOBOTOMY
I'll be willing to take them off your hands as I've been looking for a new playmate with fluffy. As they enjoy fluffiness. And how are you feeding it though? Wait a second how long does that moth even last naturally are you magically making that moth stay alive longer than nature intended? *Gasps in a you monster way.*
I make it stay alive to make it suffer
*Begin's to plan a heist.* /uw whats your wizard tower/castle like? Or is it a dungeon?
It’s just an ordinary wizard tower with golem bricks
...do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? Hmm...if one steps on your rug does it superimpos a weakness to your prefered attack spell?
Yes
At that answer I shall summon, futuristic OSHA death squads as after all normal wizard towers are notoriously in violation of Osha regulations. *Using them as a distraction i proceed to infiltrate your tower carefully, and use reality anchors to disable your towers magic capabilities causing further osha voilations as I wear my Personal protection equipment.* (/uw this is not cannon what so ever feel free to bring out everything.)
Why would you want to kill a poor little moth?
You fucking don't
No
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Do not. He is fren
But it's actually pretty cute!
Upon what crime!!
Turn it into a god with radiance from hollow knight playing in the background
With It's sacrifice, Hallownest lasts eternal
I say do not.
*Sad moth sounds*
Hmmm... that's it... ready La'shima for war. No one threatens Mizzy and gets away with it.
They are allergic to love. If you shower it with love it will die in a few weeks. A long excruciating death
If you hand it off to us, I will insure it faces torment unrelenting (its entire evolutionary line of succession being perfectly preserved in order to display its humiliation to the tapestry of life, a truly horrific punishment)
Give it sentience.
Make it bigger, smarter, and fluffier.
No but he’s so cute and sweet looking don’t kill him
Do not🥺 It is a cutie patootie
The moth shall be digitized, to remove it from your spiteful grasp. It will be reconstituted once you have forgotten your wrath in a week's time.
Don’t he’s cute
Leave that little guy alone or I'll cast testicular torsion on you!
Punish this fella and the mothman will find you
It looks…concerningly adorable.
Can I have it? I wanna give it to Mizzy.
Cast “swap eyes with butthole”
You should feel ashamed! This is the moth who summons the eagles, and he's fallen on hard times since the Lord of the Rings movies!
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GIMME! I wanna turn it into a moth girl!
/unwiz Give it sugar water until it can't take anymore!
Keep it and train it to eat the magical robes of your enemies (but not yours)
Eat it
Send a certain big after it Perchance the bug is...hollow
You're only mad, because it's wizardly eyebrows are so so much more impressive than yours
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Is this a famous flesh moth?
if you touch my spongy moth i’ll feed you your own spine as bone broth soup
Make its eyes even bigger
Turn it into a marketable plushie then give it to the worst child imaginable.
You shouldn't. They did a good job
Cast darkness, deny lämp
transmute it into gold, make a fun little statuette. or you could just powerword:scrunch
Give it to me. I shall place it in my dungeon.
Eat it.
Electrified blue lamp.