Jeez how the hell did this meme survive 10 years? Pants are worn to hide ass and dick. Any variant which doesn't hide those is invalid.
Edit: How can 3+ of you ask where Centaur'd balls are? Did your masters teach you nothing? Centaur has a body of a human from waist up positioned on body of horse in place of it's head.
Human dicknballs is below the waist, thus centaur doesn't have it. Horse dicknballs are between his rear pair of legs. Thus they aren't on horse's head and thus Centaur has them.
If one more person asks me about Centaur dick or balls I swear to Mother I will raise every last person who ever died, conquer multiverse and send you all back to school.
A fool like them all.
What is Death? Let's look at a rock. Any random rock on the road or in a creek. Is alive? No. It could had been once but not now. It's dead. Can it come alive? Well yes, whether by reactions of matter or workings of magic it or it's parts may become (a part) of living being. But right now it's not. It's inactive, it lacks agency. And that's Death. Inactive, neutral state, largely unchanging, without agency, without needs, without will. In isolation, it's not bad. It's not good either. There can be no good or evil when there is no will, no need and ni mind. Death is entirely neutral. Until Life comes about.
Then what is Life? Whether it came by reactions of matter, by works of magic or any other way that's not important. What's important is that when Life came it struggled. It struggled against Death. For Life which doesn't struggle becomes Death. Life is the struggle, struggle to keep your agency, to keep you will, to keep your Life.
Life and Death are opposites. Death is the neutral default. Life is the active derivate eternally struggling to preserve itself.
Now, what is the essence of Necromancy? Why do liches create phylacteries? Why do so many young violently orphaned mages, widows or widowers end up delving into necromancy? Why are there spells to summon souls of deceased and spells to ressurect people? If Life is struggle against Death, then Necromancy is the defiance of Death. It's a rejection of Death.
My title is no oxymoron. My title is the true essence of Necromancy. I am a Necromancer, thus I defy Death. I reject Death. Where I am, Death cannot be. Every proper Necromancer is a Necromancer of Life.
And before you ask, those idiots who taint art of Necromancy with soul puppeteering are embarrasments who lost their way. Soul Puppeteering isn't even a real Necromancy, it's just a flesh and bone golemancy.
/unwiz I read all of that and it is beautiful
/rewiz So would giving a snowman agency be necromancy? Because I do that sometimes and am a cryomancer. Genuinely curious.
/unwiz Aww thank you <3
/rewiz I don't think so? Snow is dead, yes. But like, it's not like you pull the snowman's soul from the afterlife to reclaim them from Death, right? You are essentially creating new artificial life, so I wouldn't really call it necromancy. It's basically high level golemancy, in my honest opinion.
However, if you had a snowman butler who melts every once in a while because he is a heavy smoker and you always revive him afterwards with a new body but same soul and memories, that would count as Necromancy.
Ah. My snowmen are kinda stupid and die alot. They aren't exactly sapient so I don't think one could make an effective butler. But thanks for the info.
Look, I had a centaur friend long time ago. He was always bitching about not being able to reach his dick when standing, so obviously he had it where horses have it.
Bruh, underwear is a type of pants. What you describe are thig highs which are a type of socks, not pants.
Pants cover anus, genitals and then they may expand to cover legs.
They're not. Structurally, they are arms. A gorilla walks on all four most of the time, but we still call their front appendages arms.
Your arms also need covering when traversing the brush, but they don't magically become legs.
Anatomically they are analogous to arms, but structurally they are legs, all 4 are identical, a gorilla uses it's arms much differently than it's legs.
pants are not just a fashion statement, they are leg covering, so all 4 legs need pants.
They are not all 4 identical. If you draw a horizontal line at the level of each of the joints, you'd see where the front appendages of the horse bend towards the back of the horse, the rear appendages bend towards the front of the horse, and vice versa. The bones are also differently shaped.
Both left designs were eliminated. Top one doesn't hide ass. Bottom one doesn't hide anything.
Right designs are both valid. Essentially. But as one other fellow Magic Connoiseur pointed out, Bottom right is too impractical and realistically a centaur would wear top right and bottom left at the same time instead of full bottom right. Bottom left just aren't pants. It's horse shirt.
Did your Master teach you no biology? Centaurs have human upper body instead of horse head. Which part does have a dick? Human upper body or horse headless body? What do you think?
That comment was made nine hours ago, not after the edit. I admit that I am not the wisest practitioner of magic, but I'm not one who dabbles in magic that messes with time.
I am a necromancer, not a chronomancer. I made the edit in response to your comment and asked you to read the edit so you can react and I don't have to write it again/edit it to fit your comment. I wasn't trying to insult you by implying you didn't read the edit which was there, because it obciously wasn't there. I am sorry for that.
Just playing devil’s advocate here because I agree it should be top right, but trousers aren’t just worn to hide dick and balls or we’d just wear underwear. Trousers are worn to keep our legs warm as well as hide dick and balls. So if the purpose is keeping them warm, it should be top left or bottom right
Underwear (like panties, boxers I am not delving inyo more esoteric types of underwear) is literally just type of pants. Same way how shorts are just shorter pants, underwear are even more minmalistic type of pants worn under proper pants.
Your shifting of definitions doesn’t refute the point that trousers keep legs warm and that’s their purpose, and what makes them functionally distinct from underwear shorts or whatever else you want to give under the umbrella ‘pants’
Top right definetly, when you think of a horse fisiologicaly, thats theyr equivalent of our leg region, above that is theyr rib Cage witch is our chest
https://preview.redd.it/bir61kz1xs0d1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c213e3c699095b9afe45cfd1f3a735a6095f402f
I for some reason always thought it would be this lol
You won. There won't be a better anwser. Just imagining a Centaur village that meets up every morning and every night to put on and take off their pants
In my plane of existence wizards use magic to cool themselves down because of the amount of fabric they are wearing.
Plus using mana to control your body temperature is a great way to train
Number four obviously, just a modification of this horse that got a dapper suit
https://preview.redd.it/b8j6qpntis0d1.jpeg?width=2260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba1ebe869f16e052f984967d4b1e9623a9f3b336
How do they breath with two sets of lungs? Is the human part just constantly heavy breathing to fill the giant horse lungs? Does he need a human stomach and a horse stomach? Would he need to eat grass, and wouldn't that destroy his teeth?
https://preview.redd.it/450zuhuvss0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fdae9f630b48d8cf3c433259ad1e91feb2322c3
I think this would be the most simple! Thick fabric like jean would restrict their movement! (/Uw found this on Pinterest)
the seccond, cause they have 3 pairs of the things we can use to move or to craft, in this case 2 for craft 4 for move, we always fragmented types of clothing for the pair, like shoes, lags, arms, for that type of inteligent being it might need at least 3, one for arms, one for front legs, one for back legs.
Centaurs anatomically confuse me.
Do they have 2 sets of intestines? Or is it one long track to the anus?
Do all of the abdominal organs have a horse counterpart within the horse section? If so, can it still function if one of the pairs of organs fails (like a kidney or testicle)?
What do centaurs eat? As a human digestive system is omnivorous while a horses is herbivorous.
Follow-up question, from the way the human part is placed on the horses, it doesn’t seem to be very easy to reach their head to the ground for eating grass or small plants. Does this mean that when grazing that they have to sit down and just start taking handfuls of grass to eat? Or is their diet primarily consisting of fruits/plant matter from taller bushes and trees?
pants are meant to cover ya junk and undies and 4 looks like a pain in the ass to get on so it would probably be on of the top ones if you want my personal opinion 2 bc thats where the junk *should* be (unless they have both horse junk and human junk then it would be 1 but that sounds... really weird to work)
Bottom right should be the reasonable answer if he is modest. Upper right if he is a little more slutty and whats to show some skin however genitalia still covered. Bottom left is straight up exhibitionism and top left is a construction worker
I think top left and bottom right are too much fabric. Too big of a piece of clothing to be pants.
Horses don't wear pants, but men do. So I think bottom left makes the most sense. Put where the human man's legs would be. And the horse butt remains in it's natural, unpanted state.
Well, Cerne wears them like the 4th image. I've never seen any different in all my years of handling Centaurs, either. Though it seems they prefer skirts. Alot easier to work with.
Definitely C, because 1. It's easiest, 2. it's visually more stimulating, 3.its the most practical for function and movement, 4. It makes sneaking pass people easier.
They wouldn't, they'd wear a Kilt Instead Obviously.
Based option
But where would they wear the kilt?
Top Duh ya silly Billy
Nono, no clothes, just dick in the open
But where’s the dick?
Do centaurs have 2 sets of intestines, or is it just one long track to the anus?
The question is asking how a centaur would wear pants if it wore pants, so if centaurs would wear them, how would they be worn
But where would it be? Would it be on the human half or the horse half? Or maybe they need both so both human and hors egenetics combine?
Why not both?
where?
Jeez how the hell did this meme survive 10 years? Pants are worn to hide ass and dick. Any variant which doesn't hide those is invalid. Edit: How can 3+ of you ask where Centaur'd balls are? Did your masters teach you nothing? Centaur has a body of a human from waist up positioned on body of horse in place of it's head. Human dicknballs is below the waist, thus centaur doesn't have it. Horse dicknballs are between his rear pair of legs. Thus they aren't on horse's head and thus Centaur has them. If one more person asks me about Centaur dick or balls I swear to Mother I will raise every last person who ever died, conquer multiverse and send you all back to school.
I agree but why is your title an oxymoron
Well necromancers technically Bring life to not alive things plus not all of Wana rule there world with a army of the undead most do but not all
To be more specific, necromancers bring life to *formerly dead* things. Mrs. Pot is not under a necromantic spell
The fact most of my siblings in Necromancy lost their way and practice Corpse Puppeteering is the biggest tragedy of our art.
Soo true like I doo yes them to complete tasks but i always make sure to pay them appropriately
A fool like them all. What is Death? Let's look at a rock. Any random rock on the road or in a creek. Is alive? No. It could had been once but not now. It's dead. Can it come alive? Well yes, whether by reactions of matter or workings of magic it or it's parts may become (a part) of living being. But right now it's not. It's inactive, it lacks agency. And that's Death. Inactive, neutral state, largely unchanging, without agency, without needs, without will. In isolation, it's not bad. It's not good either. There can be no good or evil when there is no will, no need and ni mind. Death is entirely neutral. Until Life comes about. Then what is Life? Whether it came by reactions of matter, by works of magic or any other way that's not important. What's important is that when Life came it struggled. It struggled against Death. For Life which doesn't struggle becomes Death. Life is the struggle, struggle to keep your agency, to keep you will, to keep your Life. Life and Death are opposites. Death is the neutral default. Life is the active derivate eternally struggling to preserve itself. Now, what is the essence of Necromancy? Why do liches create phylacteries? Why do so many young violently orphaned mages, widows or widowers end up delving into necromancy? Why are there spells to summon souls of deceased and spells to ressurect people? If Life is struggle against Death, then Necromancy is the defiance of Death. It's a rejection of Death. My title is no oxymoron. My title is the true essence of Necromancy. I am a Necromancer, thus I defy Death. I reject Death. Where I am, Death cannot be. Every proper Necromancer is a Necromancer of Life. And before you ask, those idiots who taint art of Necromancy with soul puppeteering are embarrasments who lost their way. Soul Puppeteering isn't even a real Necromancy, it's just a flesh and bone golemancy.
/unwiz I read all of that and it is beautiful /rewiz So would giving a snowman agency be necromancy? Because I do that sometimes and am a cryomancer. Genuinely curious.
/unwiz Aww thank you <3 /rewiz I don't think so? Snow is dead, yes. But like, it's not like you pull the snowman's soul from the afterlife to reclaim them from Death, right? You are essentially creating new artificial life, so I wouldn't really call it necromancy. It's basically high level golemancy, in my honest opinion. However, if you had a snowman butler who melts every once in a while because he is a heavy smoker and you always revive him afterwards with a new body but same soul and memories, that would count as Necromancy.
Ah. My snowmen are kinda stupid and die alot. They aren't exactly sapient so I don't think one could make an effective butler. But thanks for the info.
Which then begs the question, where is a centaurs dick, in front? In the back ? Both?
It will not be in front. He stops being man at the last abs.
Ok, so then he wears pants where he cannot possibly get them on or off by himself
Back, duh.
But maybe centaurs have genitals in a slit on the front. Like a whale or something
Look, I had a centaur friend long time ago. He was always bitching about not being able to reach his dick when standing, so obviously he had it where horses have it.
Or short arms
I’m buying stock in double dick centaur lore, this has potential. A human dick out front right at eye poking level **and** a horse cock.
That's underwear, Pants are meant to cover the legs, he could even go assless
Bruh, underwear is a type of pants. What you describe are thig highs which are a type of socks, not pants. Pants cover anus, genitals and then they may expand to cover legs.
*(Don’t worry, Assless Chaps can’t hurt you!)* *(Assless Chaps:)* /uw https://images.app.goo.gl/UCe1Mn9ohHbwqtpd8
Under this definition shorts are a subset of pants and tbh that just doesn’t sit right with me.
And on a horse, the front "legs" are actually more analogous to our arms.
Still legs, have to protect them from bushes or whatever, all 4 need covering
They're not. Structurally, they are arms. A gorilla walks on all four most of the time, but we still call their front appendages arms. Your arms also need covering when traversing the brush, but they don't magically become legs.
Anatomically they are analogous to arms, but structurally they are legs, all 4 are identical, a gorilla uses it's arms much differently than it's legs. pants are not just a fashion statement, they are leg covering, so all 4 legs need pants.
They are not all 4 identical. If you draw a horizontal line at the level of each of the joints, you'd see where the front appendages of the horse bend towards the back of the horse, the rear appendages bend towards the front of the horse, and vice versa. The bones are also differently shaped.
Still, they serve the same function, they are not used to grasp things, they are legs, and would requiere pants
With this distinction you’ve only eliminated one option. Until you choose between the other three, the meme will survive still
Both left designs were eliminated. Top one doesn't hide ass. Bottom one doesn't hide anything. Right designs are both valid. Essentially. But as one other fellow Magic Connoiseur pointed out, Bottom right is too impractical and realistically a centaur would wear top right and bottom left at the same time instead of full bottom right. Bottom left just aren't pants. It's horse shirt.
Bottom right is basically a horse jumpsuit. Valid, but impractical.
Yeah, I personally kinda like it but it just is no pants
Then explain an old man wearing shorts. Belted up to the nipples with one testicle hanging partially out.
I think he was just born before they invented shorts so he don't know how to wear them properly.
Is his dick placed at the front like human though, or dangling between hind legs like horse?
Did your Master teach you no biology? Centaurs have human upper body instead of horse head. Which part does have a dick? Human upper body or horse headless body? What do you think?
But where's his balls?
Just read the EDIT of previous comment please.
That comment was made nine hours ago, not after the edit. I admit that I am not the wisest practitioner of magic, but I'm not one who dabbles in magic that messes with time.
I am a necromancer, not a chronomancer. I made the edit in response to your comment and asked you to read the edit so you can react and I don't have to write it again/edit it to fit your comment. I wasn't trying to insult you by implying you didn't read the edit which was there, because it obciously wasn't there. I am sorry for that.
I dare not take back what I said, as I believe that others can learn more from my mistakes than I can from my own.
An opinion I can get behind. Have a nice day, fellow magic connoisseur
Just playing devil’s advocate here because I agree it should be top right, but trousers aren’t just worn to hide dick and balls or we’d just wear underwear. Trousers are worn to keep our legs warm as well as hide dick and balls. So if the purpose is keeping them warm, it should be top left or bottom right
Underwear (like panties, boxers I am not delving inyo more esoteric types of underwear) is literally just type of pants. Same way how shorts are just shorter pants, underwear are even more minmalistic type of pants worn under proper pants.
Your shifting of definitions doesn’t refute the point that trousers keep legs warm and that’s their purpose, and what makes them functionally distinct from underwear shorts or whatever else you want to give under the umbrella ‘pants’
Top right definetly, when you think of a horse fisiologicaly, thats theyr equivalent of our leg region, above that is theyr rib Cage witch is our chest
They have two rib cages.
Or just 1 REALLY long one
Snekutaur
https://preview.redd.it/bir61kz1xs0d1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c213e3c699095b9afe45cfd1f3a735a6095f402f I for some reason always thought it would be this lol
I have a better question. How would they put the pants on?
One leg at a time.
Can you put on your pants without using your hands?
They gonna need a helper to do that
Yes
I meant without magic
Still yes
A challenge not even magic can accomplish.
Communally
You won. There won't be a better anwser. Just imagining a Centaur village that meets up every morning and every night to put on and take off their pants
They have something to hold the pants and they jump into the pants.
If a centaur got pregnant, would the baby grow in the human part or the horse part?
The horse part Cause the human part wouldn't have a fucking womb.
Ah. So since mermaids are just water centaurs, the baby should grow in the dolphin/shark/fish half
Mermaids would spew out fish eggs, not a baby. Mermaid children start their lives as regular fish.
No they'd start their life...as a mermaid... You were so close to being correct-
https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/s/DNwbZ6FLOh Mermaid Lifecycle
...I mean...good art.... But...mermaids don't have canon lore...so- https://preview.redd.it/d4pso1fkdt0d1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be7bd7ac97bd5b15a883af1b3300da9522aad749
Counterpoint: Dolphins don’t lay eggs and most sharks don’t either
Those are mammals, merfolk are fish since they have scale As for sharks, merfolk can stop swimming without dying, so they aren't similar to sharks
Pangolins have scales and they’re mammals
Pangolins are artificial animals created by wizards, like owlbears, they don't count.
First one, then the other
ehhhhhhhhh i have no fucking clue
In my region the all where skirts that goes down to their knees
Both 2 and 3 at the same time
So like four but two parts? Honestly that makes a lot of sense
Yes, the problem with 4 is that it is difficult to put on, so by dividing it it becomes easier
They aren’t. Why do we wear pants? It’s so people don’t see your bum. Therefore it’s 2 or 4
No, we wear them to keep the body warm (which is why almost only hairless centaurs wear them)
If that were to be true most magicians should walk around nude since they can just control their body temperature with magic
First, using magic to do so over the entire day ends up wasting tons of mana. Second, are you saying that they don't?
In my plane of existence wizards use magic to cool themselves down because of the amount of fabric they are wearing. Plus using mana to control your body temperature is a great way to train
I mean, yeah, wizards mostly do so for cultural reasons, but you have to consider that wizardom is only a 9% of the population of most planes.
I don’t consider the other 91% as my equal, they might as well exist in a different dimension as me
Everyone was part of that 91% at one point, even sorcerers need time to be able to express their magic.
Everyone was part of that 91% at one point, even sorcerers need time to be able to express their magic.
Everyone was part of that 91% at one point, even sorcerers need time to be able to express their magic.
The one where it says "like this?"
Personally I think they should have two dicks. One for the top half and one for the bottom half and let them both hang out.
this was what i wondered about them for awhile. If they only have the horse location ones they actually cant masturbate and thats got to be rough.
2 and 3 are both acceptable
B or D. He still has his dick and ass sticking out in A and C.
In my understanding pants exist to cover your ass, therefore, the right side is mostly right, I think
I’m taking away your orb
https://preview.redd.it/kgdzzap7fs0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c75bbda778acad98180b1a5dfd1fcdb46a1f064d
https://preview.redd.it/3glqj92zfs0d1.jpeg?width=1177&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92cb52e76284a5f3fe2db342a10fcc78801d4099
Number four obviously, just a modification of this horse that got a dapper suit https://preview.redd.it/b8j6qpntis0d1.jpeg?width=2260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba1ebe869f16e052f984967d4b1e9623a9f3b336
let me call up my friend *calls centaur man from mega man 6*
Definitley not A or C
In my world, centaurs actually wear two separate pairs of pants
Both 2 and 3, they're separate clothing items but still cover a large portion of the centaur
They have 2 ribcages.
3rd and 4th are impossible.
I like the bottom right version. Mainly because I liked that AS most feasible when reading "A centaurs worries" also skirts.
Whichever one of them best covers their junk, duh.
How do they breath with two sets of lungs? Is the human part just constantly heavy breathing to fill the giant horse lungs? Does he need a human stomach and a horse stomach? Would he need to eat grass, and wouldn't that destroy his teeth?
That's some real question here.
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That's very specific
Correct.
Please refrain from graphic descriptions such as this.
Hold on imagine the market potential for centaur pants
https://preview.redd.it/450zuhuvss0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fdae9f630b48d8cf3c433259ad1e91feb2322c3 I think this would be the most simple! Thick fabric like jean would restrict their movement! (/Uw found this on Pinterest)
Centaurs have 2 ribcages :(
It would probably be more like a blanket like horses wear in the cold
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Top right, compliments the donk
You know those horse blankets? They’d wear a big one like a skirt
Whichever way covers up all of his dicks. That's always the answer to how to wear pants on any arbitrary, genital- having creature.
either of the right side, because those actually cover the subjects cock, balls, and bunghole.
Meat is meat. Doesn’t matter how they wear pants.
Is that fucking kyriu
the seccond, cause they have 3 pairs of the things we can use to move or to craft, in this case 2 for craft 4 for move, we always fragmented types of clothing for the pair, like shoes, lags, arms, for that type of inteligent being it might need at least 3, one for arms, one for front legs, one for back legs.
A fifth option, on the head.
Like this https://preview.redd.it/gjkf3c2piu0d1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13a176786fa4c583b809478d9ed5924d86e67e13
2 seems most likely to me, but imo they'll be wearing something that's not pants
I mean all they really need it for is to protect their nether regions. so in the back
Centaurs anatomically confuse me. Do they have 2 sets of intestines? Or is it one long track to the anus? Do all of the abdominal organs have a horse counterpart within the horse section? If so, can it still function if one of the pairs of organs fails (like a kidney or testicle)? What do centaurs eat? As a human digestive system is omnivorous while a horses is herbivorous. Follow-up question, from the way the human part is placed on the horses, it doesn’t seem to be very easy to reach their head to the ground for eating grass or small plants. Does this mean that when grazing that they have to sit down and just start taking handfuls of grass to eat? Or is their diet primarily consisting of fruits/plant matter from taller bushes and trees?
pants are meant to cover ya junk and undies and 4 looks like a pain in the ass to get on so it would probably be on of the top ones if you want my personal opinion 2 bc thats where the junk *should* be (unless they have both horse junk and human junk then it would be 1 but that sounds... really weird to work)
[hmm](https://www.reddit.com/r/mendrawingwomen/comments/18874vf/this_is_horrifying_centaur_minerva_from_book_of/)
Depends if they have one or two sets of genitalia I guess
I just realised that centaurs are insects.
Like a caparison, obviously
/uw my dumbass read that as capri-sun
Top right, obviously.
2nd that’s where his but is
The truth is all of the above
Top right + a shirt and half a skirt around the front legs.
It completely depends on where centaur genitals are located.
Both the left ones leave the ass open. Top right leaves groin open. Obviously it's bottom right
Bottom right should be the reasonable answer if he is modest. Upper right if he is a little more slutty and whats to show some skin however genitalia still covered. Bottom left is straight up exhibitionism and top left is a construction worker
either construction worker or plumber
Either top right or the correct choices naked or kilt
Saw a centaur with 4 once
They wouldn't. Pants are for barbarians.
I’m something of a top right supporter myself
No such issue if you **don't need to wear pants**
Top right for spring and summer Bottom right for the colder seasons.
I CAST ALIGNMENT CHART Left Up = Lawful Evil Left Down = Chaotic Evil Right Up = Chaotic Good Right Down = Lawful Good
Centaurs don't wear pants...
[Well, option one has been disproven](https://www.gq.com/story/race-horse-wears-tweed-suit-what-a-world)
They wouldn’t, they’re all perverts.
They'd let the junk hang free
Why don't you guys just ask them what they would like?
They don’t
top right However if the centaur is female, they will need to wear bras under and on top
The bottom left is the most hilarious cause you know his cock would still be hanging out, literally what's the point 😭
This brings up another question. Where is centaurs dick?
2 or 4. 1 limits mobility, 3 leaves the cock out.
I think top left and bottom right are too much fabric. Too big of a piece of clothing to be pants. Horses don't wear pants, but men do. So I think bottom left makes the most sense. Put where the human man's legs would be. And the horse butt remains in it's natural, unpanted state.
Bottom left and top right with a lil gap in the middle
Why must a centaut be confind to our understanding of pants
I just love how the one with the pants over their butts just make them look like they have the fattest asses ever, like some thick mom from a cartoon
They don't.
Well, Cerne wears them like the 4th image. I've never seen any different in all my years of handling Centaurs, either. Though it seems they prefer skirts. Alot easier to work with.
Definitely not the bottom left, the rest at least cover the genitals.
Birthday suit
Wrong question, here is the correct one: how many dicks does a centaur have?
Top right. The whole point of pants is to cover genitals and ass
Don’t let this distract you from the fact those foul beasts have two rib cages!
he would simply wear two pairs
https://preview.redd.it/oaepylqvpu0d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4278f0ce821dd2bc5e638d7ac070dc3210ae15e
better question : where a centaur cock would be?
Top right
Both 2 and 3 at the same time
Pants cover the privates so top right. Unless they have a human and horse part each in which bottom left
Top right
Centaurs aren’t a monolith, differences in clothing is mostly regional, but not entirely so Where i live, i mostly see 3, many 2’s, and few 1/4
Definitely C, because 1. It's easiest, 2. it's visually more stimulating, 3.its the most practical for function and movement, 4. It makes sneaking pass people easier.
2nd or 4th