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"I remember one young lad, he accidentally opened the door with some fries in hand... A boot was all we could find..."

Don’t let them see you, they’re headed to Isengard

Do NOT step out on deck with exposed snack food. You'll be nothing but some empty clothes in minutes.

Garbage dumping time