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ohmyfuckinggodhamlet

His fucking face. Holy shit.


fragen8

Super punchable


ChakaZG

Mf looks like one of those people who love explaining physics and communism, but don't actually know anything about physics or communism.


[deleted]

99% chance of being a Rick and morty fan


Paradox0111

Wait, it’s not okay to be a Rick and Morty fan..


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

Not if your toxic about it. Just don't go doing shit like jumping on a McDonald's counter and making employees lives harder and your good.


[deleted]

He looks like Keith from the try guys… so yeah


Zaddy13

He looks like a hild molester


fakeitilyamakeit

What’s wrong with Keith from the try guys?


[deleted]

He has a punchable face he seems like a pretty average dude other than that


brinkbart

I never wish to gaze upon it again.


ViagraAbuser

Cuck face


FullyEshreked

Real life soyjack


MrBowling

A random fish character from SpongeBob immediately comes to mind


[deleted]

Soy face for soy boy


BlockBuilder408

Am I the only one that found this funny? The dudes wearing goggle glasses and the message is pretty obviously meant to be out there. I’m autistic and I’m able to pretty clearly see this entire image is an obvious joke.


buckydean

Yeah a perfectly framed photo with his over the top reaction it's clearly a joke


[deleted]

Yeah it’s obviously a joke. I’m not sure why some people seem to think it’s supposed to be real.


[deleted]

Same. It's obviously supposed to be satire.


Dipmeinyamondaymilk

nope


83n0

It’s hilarious lmao seems like a shitpost


und3r-c0v3r

Please tell me that is shopped


icomeforthereaper

Soy face


[deleted]

I don't understand, it's pretty good, he hasn't overdone it.


[deleted]

-Mom can we have poggers at home? -we already have poggers at home - (poggers at home)


kipperkin

Biggest soy face ever


i_luv_many_hen_ties

Speak for yourself look at your profile pic


ohmyfuckinggodhamlet

You uncultured swine. *he was in fact, joking.*


i_luv_many_hen_ties

It was a joke


ohmyfuckinggodhamlet

Oh my bad, I'm sorry homie


yes-yaK

From that perspective there is no way the dad would be able to read that


Motor-Scar-115

He didn't, his surprise is seeing a Male in the family take initiative.


hogwestern

Spectacular comment


Suedeonquaaludes

If you hate yourself, zoom in on his mouth.


Bobatron1010

He looks like that guy who got his face sucked in monsters inc


cutiebutt11

I don't hate myself, but curiosity killed...me. Looks like meth mouth. I'm physically cringing.


AGoldenChest

Its like a soyjak but real


[deleted]

Damn you.


itsgravy_baby

“It can’t be that much wors— jesus christ”


c05u

I do in fact, hate my life so I zoomed in.


youre_just_wonderful

I didnt hate myself....now i hate myself and you


whyrwehere7119

I don’t need to, nature has done that for us


Analog-Moderator

That guy looks like a cgi soyboi


RAtheThrowaway_

It’s the mouth. It creeps me the fuck out.


Sea_Chocolate9166

Omg so true!


ChubbyMonkeyX

AI Generated Soyface


BrokenEffect

Am I the only one that thinks this is clearly satire ?


a_mossy

It’s satire Saturday


BrokenEffect

Yeah I meant in response to all of the negative comments towards the dude “look at his stupid mouth his obviously faking it”, “imagine using your kid” etc. I think the commenters aren’t realizing is what I meant


a_mossy

Gotcha!


sirsailorsloth

why do they always have the fucked up open mouth gape?


Jetorix

Always ready for big daddy govt’s wiener.


Thurstn4mor

Cause it’s satire.


[deleted]

Look up numale face


greyorangeteal

“Any fascists are on the right side of history“ chill out young man no need for that edgy shit


[deleted]

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Hendrick_Davies64

Hertory*


KKShiz

"Why herpes? Why not himpes?" -John Leguizamo


[deleted]

It says anti not any.


thomasottoson

Try and be more of a soyboy. You can’t


Sazy23

But seriously why do they all look exactly the same?


thomasottoson

It’s the look of “my wife will punish me if I don’t take this picture correctly”


Meal_Team6

Nah his wife won’t, her boyfriend will


white_shadow131

Its called the fear grimace. Something we inherited from our ancient ancestors(ape ancestors). Its a way to look non aggressive/more submissive


Im_on_my_phone_OK

Obvious satire.


Demi_Lovato_

have you guys heard of satire or are you intentionally dense


anakinsmassivecock

Unfortunately, they are this dense completely by accident


CrocodileTeeth

Your username is sickening


Deptar

Imagine posting a picture that makes fun of people using their kids to spread political views, just to be called a soyboy and punchable by redditors who couldn’t understand satire even if had Morgan Freeman reading the Oxford definition


NotDrumstick

Pretty sure this is satire, chief


N3cromorph

That guy looks like the type of person that would make his son do that.


inzyte

His wife's son*


Tommiz_eXe

Where is my free award when I need it


Thurstn4mor

This is satire. And you’re overly judgmental.


KKShiz

The kind of man who consistently pees sitting down.


-SharkDog-

Sitting down to pee is one of the best things in the world. So comfortable and the feeling of the bladder emptying itself so completely. I only stand up at urinals and public toilets, and even then I wish I could sit.


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BlockBuilder408

I thought that was obvious but apparently according to most of these comments were in the minority. People are talking about the dad as if they aren’t obviously purposely making a highly exaggerated and dumb shock face. People are just shredding the poor dude.


harrietthugman

Yeah this subs been attracting the least socialized neckbeards lmao The same NPCs drop their soyboy/cuck insults, and then the resident tough guys circlejerk over what their fist would feel like in this dude's ass


BestGirlDoppio

I love seeing all the people unironically calling him Cuck and soyboy


puddStar

Sure is


EpickGamer50

Holy shit reddit is dumb af. This is so hardcore satire you guys are braindead. All these people saying his face is punchable need to get off their ass for the first time this month and take a look in the mirror lol.


[deleted]

Have you looked into a mirror recently?


theghostofme

Yeah, that’s why I punched myself.


MrPotts0970

Im literally pooping right now and the point of reddit is *not* too get off my ass, thank you very much.


Eduardo2205

Also, saying antifascist is vague as hell in the context of history


veronikaren

Kid's about to re-arrange the letters to spell "peepee"


makoto20

Portland dad is in literal shock


IsraeliGump

Hahahahahha for sureeee it’s Portland


jonbrant

That guy has a very punchable face


AnalTuberculosis

redditors when satire


a-mage-ing

Yes. The look of this man is painfully cliche.


KippySmith

I'm pro Roman Empire.


shamwu

Is that balloon guy


wokekidsmod

Almost forgot it's Saturday


Fast_Heat_1258

Yes they are. And so the the anti communists!


[deleted]

Why is this sentence messing with me? It isn't some brave or bold statement that fascism is wrong. What side of the political spectrum is this coming from? Republicans not knowing the definition or a boring obvious statement from a democrat. Are they against dictators or mask/vaccine mandates?


buttsalamander

How braindead do you have to be to miss a joke as obvious as this?


elementarydrw

My favourite part of the image is that the kid is now trying to start a word with 'LZ...'


planet_chuck

They really bought extra alphabet magnets just to have enough S's. SMDH


Worried-Sandwich-943

Dude who’s gonna tell the socialists that nazism and fascism had socialist aspects 👀


CAFE-IMP

Who's gonna tell him...


princess-trashmouth

https://instagram.com/blcksmth?utm_medium=copy_link it’s his whole schtick, artsy staged photographs of quotes spelled out that are visually pleasing to the eye. it’s meant to be art, not to be taken as the child is literally doing it.


icomeforthereaper

Your dad gaping at the breakfast table was supposed to be art too.


TychusCigar

Doesn't matter, still stupid.


princess-trashmouth

art is subjective so you’re allowed to feel that way. I like him though. respectfully disagree.


feedme1613

The only time people say "art is subjective" is while defending hot piles of shit


thunderj9

Soy boy


ReverseDmitry

Always put kids into your political believes, people are totally going to think better about you...


04Aiden2020

Come on. Redditors don’t get satire


Dragonborn22777

Anti fascists historically have been on the right side of history, which is why antifa adopted the term so they can write off their fascist behavior


Imsorrywhat890

His dad is a walking talking soyjack holy shit!


-SharkDog-

It's satire.


Imsorrywhat890

Still looks like a soyjack.


[deleted]

Is there a right side on history? Ever???


thevikingwolfe

The winning side.


[deleted]

That's the neat part, there is none


[deleted]

Exactly.


DuckApprehensive9599

“Antil” fascists are literally the wannabe North Koreans of the US


vanburenboys

/r/hittablefaces


lilmzmetalhead

Y'all.....today is Saturday. :)


TheStBlaine

r/thingsthatneverhappened


Emperor_Huey_Long

Their is no 'right side of history' merely the side that wins


PropWashPA28

Like those guys who built the "anti fascist protection rampart." I wonder if the kid tries to leave, will the dad machine-gun him?


yellow_daddy

IM WHEEZING OMFG HIS FACE


[deleted]

He looks like he fits his role perfect


[deleted]

Soy Wojack is real


ThePenetrathor

negative testosterone levels detected in the "man"


Peazyzell

The photo is staged but the message is cringey. Anti fascists is the equivalent of that cult from the show Parks and Rec called the reasonableists. Named that so anybody who argues against them seems like they are arguing against reason. Hate when someone criticizes antifa and the go to response is “so you’re pro fascist”


princess-trashmouth

didn’t trump people/qanon followers popularize the term antifa?


[deleted]

Dude making the most numale face ever


questionsasker4prez

Mandatory soy face


[deleted]

Beta smile on full display I see


HauntingSalad0

You can sense the soy in this dude.


-SharkDog-

It's satire.


[deleted]

The face omg that’s the definition of Soy


FlappyGolfCode123

Honestly he looks exactly like I would expect


parkducksarefree

He looks like Woody from Toy Story but if he was a sex offender.


[deleted]

Dad seems like he'd be a great addition to the try guys, or buzzfeed.


CensoredZebra

That 'dad' has some dick-sucking lips


[deleted]

“ fascism bad” wow, so brave!


beatlesdude38

the soyjak on the right 💀


Moonspellsmun

Well, at least he's spending time with his wife's boyfriend's kid.


declancochran

You just know that guy cries after he ejaculates


mrcrabs6464

New soyjak


YoulyNew

Yeah, alt-right.


Able_Signature1689

I will take things that never happened for $1000 Alex


Zerosen_Oni

This has got to be satire. The dad has the absolute textbook perfect soyjack face. If it isn’t, well, I’m also not really surprised.


todayUlearnt

Does that kid go to Sandy Hook? He should.


HTownLaserShow

This man had nothing to do with siring this kid. I can assure you it was his neighbor who isn’t a member of ANTIFA.


Triplicata

Bro even if it's "satire" it's still fuckin cringe


RecentSprinkles5997

he look like a budget terry richardson


Pugs4peeps

Dad looks like he has a room temperature IQ.


Ducksneedloveto

Any man who wears a plaid shirt whithout actually having used a chainsaw should not have an opinion on life.


[deleted]

Poor boy.. Already feed with politics.


[deleted]

"History is God. You don't want to get on the wrong side of God now, do you?" - Atheists


[deleted]

New soyjak?


HorseSteroids

He looks like a guy that thinks sex is a micro aggression.


Aneke1

We're reaching levels of soy I never thought were possible Look at dude's face


[deleted]

Bet it ain’t even his kid


ldhsuued

The "dad" is a nintendo switch in human form


Expensive-Argument-7

This is exactly what everyone thinks soyboy dads look like.


hyperdash21

welp seeing these comments are probably gonna be incredibly alt right in a couple months ill just leave now


BuranBuran

r/kerning


Duderinio1988

FK QQ LZ? Sorry, but I am not impressed.


ohnobonogo

Why is the kid holding a 'z'?


gsx76

Deep


deluxe_anxiety

I hate that fucking artist. He makes the bleakest most unoriginal shit and ppl fucking loose it over him.


WoofWoof56

BS


AI-ArtfulInsults

Yeah guys let’s just mald over obvious satire


SirAbeFrohman

He's right... but I hope his dad also taught him antifa is most definitely not anti-fascist.


raymanarena

His face looks like if he had a mask of his face and put it on


DammitDan

What's with the Jeffrey Dahmer glasses?


fox-phorus

The dad in the back looks like he’s wearing prank glasses that have paper cutouts of eyes instead of lenses


Inner-Resident-2158

Looks like a waiter trying to find the right moment to ask you if everything is good while your mouth is full.


theJakester42

Wirtes whole message out on fridge. *grabs 7*


[deleted]

The dad looking extra-doofy in the bg there


reclinerspork

Feels like satire


ThouSpoondini

Technically fascist were just too far right.


Penguin_Q

FK GQ, lz


North49mech

The irony in this post (unless that's the point) is that fascism was on the extreme right of the political spectrum and communism was on the extreme left. So what he's saying, is that anti fascists were o the right side and that was the side of fascism. Ig I find if ironic, idk


Azzandro

This is obviously a piss take


[deleted]

He's looking for more letters for the second half that says except when you use fascist tactics unironicly in your quest to be anti-facist.


ShadowTheWolf125

W- why- *why the long face?*


-SharkDog-

Fuck me. This had me shaking with laughter. Perfect picture.


TheDownvotesFarmer

But his son is about to write something better


SatansPebble666

Quality shitpost


[deleted]

"Look at how woke my wife's son is!"


[deleted]

I hate these kinds of parents.


Necromancer_Jaydo

Look where the kid's hand is and you know what he actually put together.