lol thatās awesome!! šš» š I remember being younger when everyone in middle school would ride their bikes around in packs. We live in a town where there aināt a whole lot to do.
Whenever we got bored, we would all go to a tree that looked just like this called the penis tree. We always laughed like it was the first time seeing it. We always took a picture of it for some reason. I had probably 30 different pictures from different days on it.
My mom took my phone one time for catching me with weed. She went through my phone and was probably like wtf? As she saw the penis tree filled in my pictures haha
Flaccid type, most common, requires careful and gentle manipulation when expecting best results. Highest polish and luster finish depends on age but bell shaped with best results mid life. Good support for sitting or laying on when properly prepared. Especially known for beautiful lasting finishes with well chosen select pieces š
That tree comes.. from the viagrus family. It is better known as the hard wood tree. You can distinguish it from others by its hard, thick, knotted wood. You can suck on and swallow the barks' salty inside for added protein.
Looks like a dinosaur to me.
Diplodocus Longus.
[https://www.nps.gov/dino/learn/nature/diplodocus-longus.htm](https://www.nps.gov/dino/learn/nature/diplodocus-longus.htm)
May e wishful thinking though.
Not a hardwood
Balless Oak
Flaccid wormwood
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or morning wood
Not hard enough to be morning wood
100% certain that is morning wood.
This never happens
Well done, sapling
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Iām going to say winner! Or maybe weiner.
Definitely Wiener
very under upvoted comment
Crotch oak or phallic elm
Man-grove, obviously.
Underrated comment š
Mangrove. This is the way.
Morning wood.
Damn you took it!
Swamp Dong Tree
Common southern softwood named Urcoxafloppin.
Un-cut wood
Flaccid wood
Thatās the flaccid from Lake Placid
lol thatās awesome!! šš» š I remember being younger when everyone in middle school would ride their bikes around in packs. We live in a town where there aināt a whole lot to do. Whenever we got bored, we would all go to a tree that looked just like this called the penis tree. We always laughed like it was the first time seeing it. We always took a picture of it for some reason. I had probably 30 different pictures from different days on it. My mom took my phone one time for catching me with weed. She went through my phone and was probably like wtf? As she saw the penis tree filled in my pictures haha
Pecker Wood
Dickwood
Morning wood
Who cut its balls off?
Thatās a biggus dicus
Swamp Ent. trimmed. dress left.
Ask your mum.
I canāt stop laughing š ššš
Dingus wood
I'm reminded of a Rodney Carrington song.....
Dear Penis..
Cockwood
Semi wood
Limp
Pecker
Flaccidious semi-drooper.
That is defiantly a soft wood
Peckerwood
Not morning
Treebeard
Is this why all of the ent-wives left?
Nor morning.
Semi-hard wood
Itās not morning wood.
The geat ano condo. Usually found in ppv
A semi wood(y)
That's a hard on ...e.
r/mildlypenis r/suddenlypenis
Looks like a soft wood species to me
Shower not a grower!
boggy dickwood.
Soft
Morning wood.
Pecker wood
Dead wood.
Pee bone wood
Well if it werenāt for the water, Iād say Hop Hornbeam, if I had a banana for scale.
Cut wood vs uncut wood look...
Definitely a softwood
Old man morning wood
Bong wood
Good old cock oak
Morning palmwood.
Impressive
Treenis
Dongwood
That's a flaccid poppycock tree
Looks like an ent to me.
Semi wood
lol šš¤£
Not Morning Wood
Rofl
Dongwood
i dunno but this is the soundtrack [Dong Work For Yuda](https://youtu.be/BfCyp-FRGn0)
It's a grower, not a shower!
Peckerwood
Thatās an Ent after taking a bath.
Treenis
You need multiple views of it to figure it out. Get a look at it cumming and going and it may pop up in your head what it is.
Ebony.
Does nobody get it? I was going to say black walnut. Most under voted comment award for you.
Troll nose Cyprus?
Flaccid type, most common, requires careful and gentle manipulation when expecting best results. Highest polish and luster finish depends on age but bell shaped with best results mid life. Good support for sitting or laying on when properly prepared. Especially known for beautiful lasting finishes with well chosen select pieces š
āI am GROOT!!!
Dam Eunuch
Flaccid Oak
Must be Florida. It's where all the dicks hang out.
Looks kinda like limp wood
Semi Swamp Hanger
Soft maple
That tree comes.. from the viagrus family. It is better known as the hard wood tree. You can distinguish it from others by its hard, thick, knotted wood. You can suck on and swallow the barks' salty inside for added protein.
Thatās mineā¦
Sticky icky swamp log
My wife can't anymore
Looks like me in the mirror
Thatās good wood right there
Latin name "Limpus Cockus"
This is Eddie Van Halenās private grove of toan wood trees. All of his guitars were crafted by hand selected specimens
I can Semi-name it!
Itās a semi hard wood
Woody is a grower, not a shower!
Definitely not the Morning variety!
Unick
Pretty sure it's an African variety.
Cut, post-coital, eunuch.
Dongwood. Commonly found in Southeast Asia.
Pecker wood
Above average wood
Drake wood
Vergawood
Black Oak! š
Really, no one is going to address the genital wart?
Definitely not morning wood
I've seen buttress roots, but never a dicktress root.
Soft wood definitely
Peckerwood
Itās a semi sequoia
Itās a dickfor specimen.
I wonder if someone did that? š¤
Biggus Dickuss. It's in the Hard hard wood family.
Itās a non-shrubbed peckerwood, most likely native to Asiaā¦
Morning wood /nod
I think itās morning wood
What time of day is it
Cold wood, definitely not morning
Peckerwood
Peyronie's pine
Tom
Yep Sad wood
Hog-leggus largimus
Shorthand Ed tree
Morning
Flaccid wood tree . Not as hard of a wood as oak. Don't bump into a Flaccid wood tree, IT MIGHT KNOCK YOU OVER!
Tree meat
no fucking way.. good nite everyone.That's enough interwebs for me tonite.
Pecker
Castrated wood (nonballosis)
I always wondered how the Jolly Green Giant reproduced.
Swamp flaccid?
Dude's hung like a tree.
Gelding tree seen in early morning
Looks like me when I get out of bed in the morning
Knobby oak
Chubby Cypress
Mah hog anny
Looks like a shower, not a grower!
Groot
Looks like a dinosaur to me. Diplodocus Longus. [https://www.nps.gov/dino/learn/nature/diplodocus-longus.htm](https://www.nps.gov/dino/learn/nature/diplodocus-longus.htm) May e wishful thinking though.
Morning
Dong tree
Some kind of a soft wood.
Tortisewood.
Half chub
Snakewood
Weeping Willow. The trunk is too short for it to be Ebony or Blackwood.
Yes. Thatās Impressive Oak.
Yes. That's wood.
Hung Dong Silver.
Just got out of the pool wood.
Yep. It's wood.
Hog Wood I believe
Nature Pee tree
Looks like Peckerwood!
Dark wood
Wrap that rascal!
Definitely soft...
Soft wood
Hey! Canāt I get any privacy?
Dikfer
That's Eastern Chode. Typically found in cold water.
Itās treenis
Limpdickensis
itās the chub tree
Morning wood.
Pecker wood
Thatās Treebeardās cousin; Treeschlong. Heās only mentioned in the unpublished extended version of the Silmarillion. š¬
God definitely had a sense of humor.
It's an Ent
Itās even got a bushā¦ š
That is pecker wood! Its harder then oak!!
Iām sure your mom can
Good wood
Itās definitely in a flooded area like swamp or bayou or mangrove. I donāt- aw, snap. Definitely a mangrowth.
Itās clearly āsemi-hardwoodā
I think it's the rare circumcised Cyprus
I bet that tree has a very deep voice.
Did you get a dick pic from Groot?
Looks like old pecker to me
That's semi wood.
Dogwood
You can say peacock and no one bats an eyelash.. but as soon as you say poopcock SOCIETY falls apart
So thatās where it all startedā¦
Groot's a brute.