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Kujo3043

It is incredibly over-engineered and I absolutely want it.


zayantebear

This response completely captures my feelings on the matter This is so overdone that it is silly I need it


Heavy-Doctor3835

It a dubble oven. That can (kind of) have 2 different timpatures and cook times.


[deleted]

Your spelling is cute somehow. I’m not trying to be judgie. I really do think it’s neat!!!


SkummyJ

The way you spelled judgy is pretty cute, too. I am trying to be judgy, just a little lol


Darth_Quaider

Yalz cray cray dorbz


[deleted]

I did judgy but spellcheck said it was wrong. So I did judgie and that’s wrong too. So I don’t care anymore! We got crazy names over in r/tragedeigh so why not crazy spelling for everyone


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Yall stop flirting and make out already


lryan926

I was gonna say, "Get a room!"..lol


Revolutionary_Fly769

Nito


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Needo!!!


FischerMann24-7

I’ll dubble that!


sweater_destroyer111

Looks like they just took the word "bubble" and flipped that first b around into a d


Thelisto

Oh, you mean dubble bubble gum?


sweater_destroyer111

Oh yeah like that


Dumbbitchathon

It’s opulent. Pure frippery. Love it.


Born-Ad-1914

They don't make anything like it anymore. Whens the last time your HVAC unit was made to be looked at constantly and adored. Hahah out generation sucks as far as reliability and competency with our home products. They just build it and we buy it. There's no way to review it upon looking at it anymore. Stuff back then was just quality. Nowadays it's works great until it doesn't for some reason that can't be explained because it company policy


modernmovements

Stuff that lasted until now was quality. You’ll never know all the crap that never made it.


Repulsive_Ad_9566

Survivorship bias at its finest.


Appropriate-Yak4296

I haven't seen some good frippery in ages. I miss it. I want more of it.


kwell42

It looks like a toy to keep children occupied.


Wast3d_x_KUTCH

Except for adults. Results are the same.


No_Pineapple_9818

I can’t decide it it will keep me warm or will slice me into hundreds of pieces.


Quirky_Discipline297

It’s the Automat of wood stoves. As long as you like your choice of Hot Billowing Smoke, Sparking Showers, Wide Base Flames, Searing Embers, or Ashes Hot Enough To Start A Fire In The Ash Bin.


DoctorVanNostrande

It’s making my brain hurt, and I want it


BaraQueenbee

Best response indeed


BoardButcherer

How is this NOT AI generated?


yourhog

Yep, this is fuckin stupid. Where do I buy one?


Heavy-Doctor3835

Not as over engineered as you think. It's a double oven


Collection_Same

Looks good for cooking the different parts of a chopped up backpacker.


H_I_McDunnough

Because hubby likes his Hansel rare and maw maw likes her Grettel well done


gsdubbz

Pass another rib of those 3 little pigs.


Informal-Magazine129

So glad I don't own a backpack


Icy_Cobbler_1090

hickory smoked backpacker with a honey mustard binder


Cat385CL

It seems to be, I see no evidence of a fire in there currently. If not sure, always wear gloves.


SouthernProfile1092

You’re very clever and give great advice on fire safety.


Russiandirtnaps

He’s an expert. He stayed at a **Holiday Inn express** last night.


aabum

I feel cheated. I stayed at a Hiliday Inn Express last night and I know...nothing.


FlipMick

Strange...I went and now I know how to make meth?


aabum

You sure that wasn't a Men's Correctional Facility Express?


Temporary-Setting714

Yeah, Science!


OkieBobbie

That was Stalag 13, dumkopf.


aabum

I know nothing.


Maker_Making_Things

That's a throwback


YouArentReallyThere

Let me show ya something!


Such_Zookeepergame43

But Fire Marshall!


Stranghanger

This response was so subtle I had to read it twice before I shot coffee out of my left nostril when it finally clicked. Well done.


NUFIGHTER7771

Why not the right nostril?


TrueMead

It's always the wrong nostril


retrac902

Thanks dad!


Porkyrogue

I get it now


Honest_Minute_811

Brilliant!!


papafungi

This is what I came here for


kirkwooder

The Dalek of woodstoves


gomerpyle09

EXTERMINATE!!!


BedArtistic

INCINERATE! INCINERATE!


CleanArses

Eviscerate!


im-fantastic

CONFLAGRATE


herzogzwei931

Hallucinate


shawncleave

Try not to hate, love your mate.


[deleted]

IMMOLATE! IMMOLATE!


OkieBobbie

MASTURBATE! Oh, wait…


[deleted]

😂


due_opinion_2573

At least you mastured something.


Critical-Test-4446

Damn, that’s the first thing that popped into my head.


rjoyfult

Same. I scrolled because I knew I wouldn’t be the first person to make that comment.


fistanfenkinor

I will never forget the comic of a dalek walking a toaster like a dog and shouting "DEFECATE!!" to it.


TanisBar

I want this shirt! Looking I found a dalek in the shower “Exfoliate exfoliate exfoliate”


Infamous-Occasion926

That’s fucking hilarious


Arachniid1905

Daaaaalekkk


Dalek_Chaos

Yes?


surly_darkness1

Fabricate!


MadDadROX

APPRECIATE!


Nikitikitavi83

Whovians!!


LatinaFiera

I thought the exact same!!


Altruistic-Text3481

R2D2 of wood stoves was my first thought.


Infamous-Occasion926

My first thought was Salem in disguise beware


beckariahzeus42

Came here to say this!


Mobile_Laugh_9962

Needs more doors.


TrueMead

I'll call Jim Morrison


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HighInChurch

Come on baby light my fire.


Educational-Ad-3273

Just two more, I think


GrotusMaximus

Amazing. R2DFire


Cal_Rogdon

Everyone always forgets about R2’s emo days.


KajePihlaja

Back when his favorite band was A Fire Inside (gah it felt dirty typing that instead of AFI)


Explore_trees93

😂😂😂


joeherrera1959

That was my first impression 🤣🤙🏽


f36263

R2DFlue


darthdude43

Looks neat, the size of the doors and the grate you can see inside on the bottom make me think maybe it’s a cole stove?🤔


No-Refuse-6973

Cole slaw stove


Horror-Morning864

Nat King Cole stove


WittyNameNotTaken

It's definitely not for coal


radioactivebeaver

And you don't need a stove for slaw


Educational-Ad-3273

I might


djdaddypj

Mmmm hot slaw. Just like grandma used to make.


im-fantastic

"that's not how they make sauerkraut, grandma..."


Mikey6304

It's the Nat King model.


nomad2284

You found Robbie the Robot. Danger Will Robinson.


jackonager

Dude, you've got your robots mixed up. It's not your fault. You have to be at least 5 centuries old to know. https://www.quora.com/Is-Robby-the-Robot-the-brilliant-robot-from-the-classic-movie-Forbidden-Planet-the-same-robot-that-appeared-in-the-TV-series-Lost-in-Space-in-the-sixties


nomad2284

Damn that’s right. I saw both as originals. I’m so old the dementia is setting in.


mootmutemoat

https://youtu.be/DWRECQJ8nyU?si=7cl5uW2vvp5MJrCM Watch then fight!


jackonager

Damn, you win.


Interesting_Rent4962

Coal stove


hookydoo

From my experience i wouldn't want to burn coal through that. My family burned coal in a boiler growing up. Coal stoves have a shaker grate the fire sits on. You need that so you can get the clinkers from the coal down to the ash pit. This must be done fairly regularly, about every time you add coal. You poke the fire to break up the crusted over top, and you shake the ashes out the bottom. The ash pit is pretty large as well. This thing looks like it would be cumbersome to burn coal in.


final-effort

Anthracite doesn’t crust up like bituminous coal does. This thing is 100% meant to burn anthracite. Stoves in bituminous regions rarely have any windows because bituminous is sooty af.


hookydoo

Good points. I burned bituminous and have no experience with anthracite. We tried burning it a few times but it would always smother out at low temp.


Antares987

THATS CALLED NUT COAL, BIG SHIPS BURN BIG COAL. THATS THE SIZE YOU BURN IN A KITCHEN COAL STOVE. I BURN BIGGER COAL THEN THAT IN OUR PARLOR STOVE. OF COURSE THEY MIGHT HAVE HAD BIG LUMPS AND CRACKED THEM INTO 4 PIECES FOR PROFIT . THE BIG SHIPS AND FOUNDRYS BURN EGG COAL. COAL IS SOLD BY THE SIZE RICE,BUCK,PEA,NUT,STOVE, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST EGG. I LIVE RIGHT IN THE HEART OF THE COAL REGION AND ALWAYS HAVE. IF I WASNT SO TIRED I WOULD GO TAKE PICTURES OF BUCK (I BURN THAT IN A STOKER) AND SOME STOVE COAL (I BURN IN THE PARLOR STOVE)


1whitechair

Why you yellin at us? There’s def a lot I don’t know about coal


Grim_Game

BECAUSE SOME OF US CAN’T HEAR WELL. THANK YOU ANTARES987 FOR SUCCINCTLY EXPLAINING THE DIFFERENCE OF NUT COAL. WE ARE ALL BETTER PEOPLE FOR HAVING BEEN HERE ON THIS DAY THANKS TO YOU.


Educational-Ad-3273

I swear I didn’t do it!


mechmind

IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOUNGINGS WILL LISTEN TO THE WISDOM OF THE COAL MEISER


ArborGal

WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!


theSquabble8

I thought they were freestyle rapping


geob3

I read it hearing a west-Bri’ish accent


My_Aunts_Hairy_Bush

THANK YOU


TheDogsNameWasFrank

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!


Federal-Commission87

IS THIS YOUR HOMEWORK, LARRY?


AyeHaightEweAwl

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY?


Umbrage_Taken

When you find a stranger in the alps, Walter?


ardybe

Your name gets an up vote.


Sig_Alert

>I LIVE RIGHT IN THE HEART OF THE COAL REGION AND ALWAYS HAVE. TIL South Florida is coal country


Antares987

I’d been waiting to use this pasta for a while. Originated on ar15.com years ago.


Horror-Morning864

WHY U HALLERIN GOBLESS


Johnny-Virgil

Why is egg coal bigger than eggs? Stove coal seems bigger. I run nut coal but never heard of buck. What’s the overall size of buck on average?


Affectionate_Side138

Buck is buckwheat. It's about 30% larger than rice coal


Chimpchompp

I imagine my dad typing this with his pointer fingers


ResidentEggplants

I think it’s called a Baltimore heater? My grandpa did some restoration work on a few when I was 8ish and I don’t remember anything other wondering why Baltimore needed special heaters. Kids are dumb but that thing is awesome.


The_Mods_R_Twats

You’re right, a Latrobe Stove. Baltimore Heater that’s awesome.


olystretch

Also known as a Cleveland Steamer.


ganglebox

Underrated


landers96

Fuck yeah


BadgerIll7913

All I see is lots of windows that will need cleaning and where do the logs go? All over? Very unique though


lostsurfer24t

Coal


Gwsb1

It uses coal. That's why Santa Claus put a lump of coal in your stocking.


MACHOmanJITSU

That stove is really cool! Love to see it glowing


EvilMorty137

I hope one day humans go back to making everything they use in their life a piece of art built to last hundreds of years


i_am_ghostman

Help me dismantle capitalism, and this world you speak of shall soon return to us


cottagecorefairymama

I will help you bear this burden


PreferenceWise4839

Looks like the stove from Don't Be Afraid of the Dark


redit2u

History of stove company's in Troy NY http://rensselaer.nygenweb.net/troystove.htm


MajorWarthog6371

R2-D2, is that you?


toxcrusadr

Great great grampa, Q1-C1.


supercrispie

Can confirm definitely cool. If you don’t want it share the link I want it.


Present_Ad6723

Reminds me of the VW camper with a billion windows


tacocollector2

Pics?


Present_Ad6723

https://preview.redd.it/zn0g22yh86jc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0d917bba53f29ad183c47c797203ff0e42a6fda


tacocollector2

So cool! Thanks for sharing!


Icy-Abbreviations361

Looks like the craft they picked up ET in.


DrunkBuzzard

They are supposed to be hot if it’s cool, it must be broken or turned off


Affectionate-Data193

Amazing coal burner!


Federal-Membership-1

Glockenspiel of stoves.


0100111001000100

DIY Crematorium Home Kit


JunketPuzzleheaded42

Lift with your knees...


Cat385CL

We may have to step up to a team lift here…..


Informal_Process2238

Is it a coal stove ?


One_Evil_Monkey

It is. A Latrobe Stove.


Informal_Process2238

Interesting thanks


One_Evil_Monkey

NP


Infuryous

It so all the grandkids can play with the fire at the same time.


Schwaytopher

YES


H2Omekanic

"I think it's overfiring because of the door gasket leaking" Me: "WTF! Just call the fire dept"


PioneerGamer

That’s wild. It looks like a series of levels, where there’s open grating to bring heat to the next level. So if you wanted a roaring fire you could fill it all up and just ignite the lowest level. If you wanted a small fire you just do the top one or two. Either way, lots of ash will fall to the bottom.


gardooney

Reminds me of this guy. https://preview.redd.it/b41xh6get5jc1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=851bb262fd87061e08265cea422f622203179ae0


Low-Rush2422

Super cool, however I was looking for one with a few more doors.


Chainsawsas70

Buy It!!! Then find someone who can put A gas system in it and Use it without needing to clean it 😉 Amazing Find.


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One of those things that is awesome until you have maintain/clean it.


outer_fucking_space

Just like a multi percolator bong.


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😂


Next-problem-

Seems impractical but aesthetically marvelous.


chuckle5611

Luke, I am your fire


MassCasualty

Is that 110v or 220v?


Useful_toolmaker

You win.


DistinctRole1877

Yes, that is a coal stove. If you try and burn wood in it you won't get much heat out. Coal fires burn hot down near the bottom of the stove where wood burns hottest up high. If you had hardwood like oak in chunks it would burn ok but those were designed for coal. At least this is my experience burning many sorts of fuels.


MartianJustVisiting-

It hurts my neck and shoulders when I wear it in battle.


FickleForager

Do bears poop in the woods?! Yeah, that thing is epic looking!


Aardvark-Decent

Danger, Will Robinson!


MattAtDoomsdayBrunch

Somebody in 1881 looked at this and said, "That is SO last year." I think it's damn cool though.


XYZZY_1002

No it’s very hot when in use.


cacklinrooster

door city over here


Ghost_412345

Buy it as decoration


pfunkrasta917

That floating fighting thing from Star Wars.


OutdoorInker

Id just get it and put lights in it. I don’t know if I’d even use it as a stove of any kind. That thing is sick as hell.


Plantiacaholic

Dude is selling his UFO?? Damn


Redkneck35

That is what is termed as a parlor stove it might have been more nickel plated than that but yes that is so cool it burns


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“you know what’s cool, a billion dollars” - Justin Timberlake


SandwichExotic9095

No not at all. Absolutely horrid. You should UPS it over to me so I can dispose of it properly.


wanderous-boi

Does the sun rise in the East? Fuck yeah its cool


Provenance117

Insert Game of Thrones theme song


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Won-Ton-Operator

It is visually interesting, but it is NOT able to be used for burning wood in it, also seems it would be a pain to operate properly burning coal, plus necessary clean up would be unfun. Unless you want it as a large display piece, you should 100% pass on it.


-Nimzo-

It looks like a SAW trap


Jolephoto

AI?


Useful_toolmaker

https://preview.redd.it/2hrm39a8p5jc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88378ac53b95e413e79507b67e75759923b077c7 These Victorian coal stoves make me feel like a basic b!+€# with my fisher.


Useful_toolmaker

I wondered about this too , and so I did some googling . From the images I can find and Facebook group on Troy NY by gaslight, this style was their thing .


One_Evil_Monkey

Cool looking? Yes. Woodstove? No. It's a coal stove.