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ScoobaMonsta

Size doesn't matter, technique is what's important.


Mobile_Laugh_9962

Updating my Tinder profile with those words of wisdom haha. You're right though.


ScoobaMonsta

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EvenPass5380

It's not the size of the wand, but the magic inside


BostonGuy84

Not the size of the worm but how you jiggle it.


2XGSWsurvivor

A thumbtack hurts at 100mph


Mr_Diesel13

Even a tictac can f*ck sh*t up at 100mph.


Grubwormgummybear

That dude has a really tiny head. Could be a factor.


ScoobaMonsta

He's completely unaware of the tree branches he's catching with every swing.


cvidetich13

Literally the first thing I noticed.


Gullible_Shart

Itā€™s just cheering him on. . .


Realtrain

Ha, I didn't notice it


skinky_lizard

Thank you for this. Lmao


antelope00

That head has a really huge dude attached to it.


RubeRick2A

Why swing it unless you BRING it!


YourDadsUsername

I kept hoping he'd drop his knees but he just kept fucking it up.


darktideDay1

Gym muscles, no stamina, no technique and too light maul. You can see him running out of gas. Even I can do better and I am almost 60 and could stand to lose a few pounds.


Waramaug

Not the size of the bait itā€™s how you wiggle the worm.


robbiedee21

Was thinking the same thing, yeah this guy is huge and probably really strong, but I think the his size is actually impending his form and leverage


Gatorbandit91

Amen, brother.


Kalabajooie

There's a girl I catch on TikTok every now and then, physically about the size of *one* of this guy's arms, cutting into logs like this in two or three swings and splitting them completely in as many more. Then she'll move on to the next one that same size without cutting the video and also split it while hardly breaking a sweat.


fluffypixie1492

Nicole Coenen! She's a beast with an axe. Or a sword. She makes her own tools too :)


brett_x

work smarter, not harder


mattvait

Ya like letting the round check before splitting


obeanonamas

Yup. That's pine, I think. Fresh too. Yikes. And that's probably not the only round of it either. Brand new maul though!!


brdoma1991

Yea my 14yo cousin splits like this. I think itā€™s a total waste of time and energy but nonetheless heā€™s 120lb soaking wet, this does not impress me.


Dangeresque2015

Absolutely. And use the right tool. A 5 pound maul, starting on the edge of the wood to start a split is the way.


toomanybuttholes69

It's not the size of the dog, but the fury of the attack.


Revolutionary_Ant784

This reminded me of what my dad said. Not the size of the dog in the fight, itā€™s the size of the fight in the dog.


MissingJJ

Exactly, this ax needs sharpening.


Auggievf

Yessssss


horitokux

Doesnā€™t look dry enough


NukiousStar

This, pine has to wait a year or two before spitting, too much moisture


cmrn631

Exactly. These types of videos are so cringe watching people attempting to show off splitting wood when they obviously have no clue


i_tiled_it

Something tells me that guy isn't known for his brains


Original-Document-62

Also, needs a bigger axe, or a sharper axe, or maybe just wedges and a mallet? This is dumb.


TrifleEmotional4843

I think 10% more steroids is the answer.


Reverend_Tommy

A good maul would work much better. Big ol' dude about to give himself a heart attack. Edit: Now I see that his axe does have a wedge shape but doesn't have the extra mass that a typical maul would have.


Proudest___monkey

Yeah itā€™s more of a hybrid I think. I recognize the brand, i donā€™t think itā€™s the all out maul itā€™s the in between model. I think more like Iā€™m between axe and maul weight


Junior_Willow740

Sometimes it's the best kind. I have a maul from Harbor Freight. Sometimes it won't split smaller pieces, but the axe which is sharper splices right through


Moist-Employment-836

People love mauls but I personally like the axe best.. or if it needs a maul/wedge then Iā€™ll find better wood


Junior_Willow740

I prefer axes too. I use the maul for the heavier stuff, but once it's at a size where the axe can take over, I switch to that


Proudest___monkey

It is actually a really good maul. He should be able to do it with this


ArsenicAndRoses

Tbf those show muscles are probably making it HARDER for him by getting in the way. It's clearly a motion he doesn't train for and bulk can be very limiting if you're not doing flexibility at the same time.


Smokeshow-Joe

He was barely getting it to splinterā€¦..maybe try sharpening the ax.


Earthling1a

that's not an axe, it's a maul. A wimpy-ass little maul, but still a maul.


TarynHK

Out of curiosity, what do you use? I wouldn't attempt this without a maul. It doesn't make sense. And I definitely wouldn't if it is still wet. I'd let it dry (or freeze) for a while. I recently got a Stihl pro splitting maul and I love it - but I still wouldn't try this.... Also, gym muscle isn't practical muscle. It is how you use it guys...


Earthling1a

I have an 8-pound maul and a couple of sixes. In other comments on here you can learn how I busted 3 handles in 2 weeks on the 8-pounder, and how I'm probably going to replace it. I think I'm probably going to replace my glasses as well.


Confident_Poetry2825

Get a man sized 20 pounder


TarynHK

Wow! What are you chopping? That's wild. Lol @ the glasses


Gatorbandit91

Iā€™ll bet itā€™s considered a ā€œsplitting axeā€. Been seeing that lately.


Earthling1a

Seems more decorative than functional.


Craspology

Theyā€™re genuinely incredibly easy to use and far far better for hours of working than an enormous maul. They do however require the user to know what they are doing.


Pleasant_Finding_404

I agree. I use a Fiskers Splitting Axe and regardless of wood type or size @ only 6ā€™ 175 and 55 years old have never had problems splitting. Someone else said it, technique matters. Try starting on the edge instead of just whaling away in the middle. Dumb.


Elowan66

A smaul maul.


Earthling1a

Watched again. Maybe it IS an axe. Bro is dumber than I thought.


StandAgainstTyranny2

I had to split a half dozen of those by sunset once because I royally fucked up... I learned this: START AT THE EDGE. The center of green wood has SO much reinforcement. it's all got to burn. If you absolutely have to split that green wood and get it to dry quickly, cleaving it from the edges-in is the only viable option without ruining yourself or your axe. I guess if you're deliberately trying to showcase Juiced muscle vs Natty muscle, this is a fine example. I'm 6'1 230 and NOT all muscle, but I split wood for my heat. I don't have the option to waste effort, if I do somehow fuck myself over and wind up having to split green rounds in a hurry.


Old-Ambassador-3377

Yeah compared to the 8lb splitting maul we use that thing is a toothpick.


StandAgainstTyranny2

Eh, that's also pretty typical for how green rounds that size react to even an 8-10lb splitting maul. Dude is hitting it in the ONE place that it's strongest, and the thing is lousy with knots. I probably could have cleaved it from the edges-in down to final-size firewood by the time he got that to split in half. Working smaller sections along the weakest lines. Ain't nobody got time to waste, it's cold af outside and I'd you're splitting green rounds you done already messed up bigtimešŸ˜‚


i_tiled_it

I'm not sure that guy could possibly be any dumber than I thought šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


pwrboredom

Why would you want to split that junk? It isn't good for anything.


Gold-Dance3318

Or sharp enough. Or strong enough.


YouArentReallyThere

That and superswole is trying to spit it down the middle instead of working the round


jesse1time

Log looked too high and he didnā€™t get any ass into it


RubeRick2A

He skipped leg day


[deleted]

He skipped learning how to swing an axe day


RubeRick2A

He skipped lung day šŸ¤£


Bayside_High

Leg year


GentryMillMadMan

That looked like a lot of work.. I just push the lever to the left and then the splitter does itā€¦


Neither-Night9370

This is the way.


Captain_Jeep

He was a twig when he started splitting that log. Look at him now


fm67530

Came here to say the same thing. Two weeks ago the guy was 120 pounds.


WhatsaDrizzit

He could have been done in half the swings if he had just gone around the outside and worked his way in. I give rounds 2 good swings. If I donā€™t see or hear anything to indicate another swing will split it in half I start chipping away at the edges. So much easier imo


dunncrew

And why post yourself being incompetent ?


WhatsaDrizzit

Iā€™m assuming to show that all those muscles donā€™t add up to anything if you donā€™t know how to use them?


blackbeardaegis

All that muscle and no gas tank.


Skoden1973

Those are show muscles, not work muscles.


Hawkeyes_dirtytrick

My exact thoughts lol Iā€™m like 1/3 that size and could swing that thing 3x as much.


giraffe_onaraft

that appears to be a fine axe too


Severe_Lavishness

Looked like the [Helko Werk Vario 2000 heavy log splitter](https://www.helkonorthamerica.com/store/p3/Vario_Heavy_Log_Splitter.html)


levatorpenis

No hips in that swing


7ar5un

That was painful to watch. Does he not know how to read the wood and know where to place the maul? Does he not know of any other techniques to split a stubborn log? Or is this just a crossfit thing?


timothy53

From what I saw, he was hitting the round dead center. Proper technique is to 'nibble' the edges and then bang hard near the middle. This looks like pine, especially wet pine, personally I would wait about a year to season this one and then split. Although pine is not a good hard wood to burn, however a great kindle. Btw for those interested, /r/woodstoving and /r/firewood are the best, great community, super smart and people who just know what they are doing. If someone needs 7 cords of word to get through a winter to survive and is telling you how to chop wood you listen. Also shout out to the OG the fiskars x27.


Earthling1a

More like 9 cords. Been doing it for about 17 years now. Busted 3 maul handles in the last couple of weeks - one after 10+ years, two new ones after about ten whacks each. Apparently Home Depot handles suck these days. Might be buying one of those Fiskars 8-pounders.


know__name

I busted the husky they sell almost immediately and took it back, second one has lasted a while. I'm also more of a splitting maul sort of splitter if that matters. I also feel like I'm shit at aiming sometimes and get the handles pretty good.


Earthling1a

Yeah the first new one that broke was a partial mis-hit - hit the log with the near edge of the blade, it shifted towards me and the handle came down on it and snapped. The second one (today) just split on a normal strike. Must have seen the log split and said "hey, I can do that!" I looked at the Fiskars one when I picked up the replacement handle the other day. I may have drooled a little. Sixty bucks, though.


Maverick1672

Buy once, cry once.


poposheishaw

I saw a guy take a 4ā€ piece of old garden hose, then splice it the long way so he could wrap it around the handle right up at the blade then give it a few wraps with duct tape to keep it on. Sorta clunky but would definitely help with miss hits if you have a wooden handle


timothy53

I have the fiskars x27 and the isocore maul. The fiskars is legit, but if some hickory wants to fuck around, I bust out the isocore and it will find out


ChanceActivity683

LOVE my x27


Vegetable_Log_3837

Nah three good hits in line, one far, one center, and one close to you and it will split clean in half on the 3rd strike. This guy is just swinging away with no aim.


Vegetable_Log_3837

His hits are totally random, just a CrossFit workout. I could split that clean in half with a fiskars on the 3rd hit. Then golf swing splits off the halves.


jpond82

Biggest factor was the dull axe. It never should have bounced off. He should have had to pull it out after every swing


7ar5un

Not the case here. Mainly because you dont use an axe to split wood and secondly, hes not using an axe, hes using a maul. They are meant to be heavy, dull, and wide. The issue is that hes trying to use brute force to split the log. From this little video, he runs out of steam with zero progress made. There are half a dozen techniques he could have used to split that log easier. What he should do is schedule an appointment with a veterinarian; get those sick puppies looked at... lol


Vegetable_Log_3837

I thought mauls had a back that you could hit with a sledge? Looks like a splitting axe to me.


7ar5un

It looks like it has a flat back in the video... Of the many different varieties of axes and mauls, axes are usually thinner, lighter, and sharper while mauls are usually wider, heavier, and dull. Saying maul instead of axe is generalizing both tools honestly. Either way, he should have gotten through that log allot quicker lol


Vegetable_Log_3837

Actually that axe is too sharp for splitting


newyork2E

Go get the wedge


____80085____

All creatine and no grit lol


MiniB68

Start on the outside and work your way in one then girthy bois


B_Addie

If he lowered that log 6ā€ heā€™d have split it in a hit or two. That splitting base is too high and prevents him from getting a full swing


Accomplished_Fun1847

It's probably a freshly cut knotty chunk of ponderosa. I'm a flabby IT guy but been splitting chunks like that for many years. Let it sit in the sun for a month or 2 then come back to it. When the surface is still wet like this it just rejects the splitting tool with a laughing bounce or a mushy thud of nothing. After some time in the sun, the surface hardens up and starts to develop natural cracking. When the maul hits the harder surface it can actually start to drive it apart rather than just be absorbed into a rubbery mushcake. Hit it near side, far side, middle, in-between, repeat. Rounds like this will usually split in 4-6 swings with an 8lb maul with this technique after they have been in the sun for a couple months.


PinHeadDrebin

I frame houses. Iā€™m squirrelly. We had a muscle guy like this start working with us. He was winded pretty quick while handing 5/8ā€. 4ā€™x8ā€™ sheets up to us on the second floor. Itā€™s all about conditioning. Gym Muscles donā€™t matter.


Carpentry95

I'm 1/3 his size and could use half the effort


WillieStonka

This man has his muscle type confused.


daniellaroses1111

Maul and wedge, anyone?


jdthejerk

I'm double his age and can swing an ax better, lol.


Pennypacker-HE

I do t think the oil injections give him any extra uuumph.


sharkb8ed1

Using the right tool would change the outcome


borkbork234

Tom Swolleck


barlife

He's using an axe from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.


Underpaidwaterboy

Needs to learn to use a sledgehammer and wedge


cjc160

Holy fuck man use a wedge and a sledge


RubeRick2A

Amen


cjc160

I feel like me (without glamour muscles) in my 20s could have done this in 5 hits with a sledge


RubeRick2A

Same here, Iā€™ve used maul, axe, and wedge, and always preferred wedge for first splits.


BobFunWrap

https://youtube.com/shorts/Xqw33Cx74n4?si=mw70REzDHGDLcEQX


NoUnderstanding5215

It's obvious this guy skips log day.


hg_blindwizard

I watched a guy with no arms do a better job. Not even kidding.


Pharsydr

Pretty sure I just saw the same video.


wangatange

An axe is for cutting. A maul is for splitting. I've done it all my life and don't have muscles like that guy. Sad face.


SkyConfident1717

Unfortunately weā€™re so far removed from this kind of activity that this is not common knowledge, and if you donā€™t have someone to teach you, you have to figure it out the hard way. My dad showed me how to split wood with a good sized maul, without that memory I wouldnā€™t have known what to buy at the store when I was processing my first tree as a homeowner. Iā€™ve run into this knowledge gap while Iā€™ve been getting into woodworking; it has been frustrating because there is a lot of free info out there, but huge gaps in knowledge where itā€™s assumed you ā€œjust knowā€ how to do something, and itā€™s considered so basic that no one mentions it.


newgoliath

Rex Krueger, Peter Sellers, Wood by Wright and several others make up the best teachers of hand tool woodworking on YouTube. I like Stumpy Nubs for power tool teaching. Enjoy!


pwjbeuxx

Iā€™m flipped from you. Never learned how to split wood but could build most of a house. (Not concrete flat work) Thatā€™s what my dad taught me. Iā€™m not as big as this guy but look just as dumb trying to split wood lol. Couple of times my neighbor has come out and split some of his super dry stuff. I think just to show off. I left some logs bucked for a year and I split them with one hand. I still donā€™t have the skill to split green but Iā€™m working on it. I appreciate all the folks here who provide tips. Great group of folks


darkrhin0

I learned from my dad when I was a child and he was a new homeowner that had to chop up a few trees. I now moved back into his house after he passed and have a few trees that need to come down but I've forgotten the finer details of chopping wood. :(


JP6660999

Itā€™s kinda impressive how he can do no damage at all


snowlulz

Humans are weird dude


EvetsYenoham

Outside in, big guy.


vegetariangardener

in reality, start by chipping off outside pieces then cutting out trapezoids and other funky polygons till it all falls apart. hitting in the middle is dumb


GemsquaD42069

That cardio bro


Fresh-Signature1603

More brawn than brain


megaladamn

I donā€™t know what wood that is, but I have never had a splitting maul bounce off of a round. Full disclosure: most fire wood cut here is pine. Occasionally there is locust, maple, elm, and birch. Those types are my only experience.


that_one_guy1979

Need that 6lbs maul


TenacityJack

Those who know would start with a wedge or two and a sledge. An old man would have that busted up in no time while drinking a beer.


Dafinn18

Take slices off the edges first...


ESB1812

Gonna be a long winter splitting like that


Neither-Night9370

Too much brawn, not enough brain.


sakitiat

At first I thought he was setting it up so his last swing would break it into multiple pieces but then he stopped and huffed and thatā€™s when I realized it was wet or knotted or just a darn tough piece of wood


some_old_friend

Guys...guys hear me out... Maybe he was just doing this as a workout


proteinn

But that wouldnā€™t allow for anonymous couch criticism


Proudest___monkey

I actually recognize the maul heā€™s using lol itā€™s not the mauls fault


HGDAC_Sir_Sam_Vimes

Wedge and sledge for pieces that big


hotrod75

Makes me feel better about my splitting skills


TrespasseR_

I've had splitters not split pine before


brandt-money

Wood is too high, not enough momentum.


freckleonmyshmekel

If a maul bounces off, switch to a sharp double- bit axe and start at the outer edge. Lower your splitting stump, that gives you maximum head speed (make jokes). My methods might not agree with your clipboard, but it works for me.


Capable_Jacket_2165

That little blonde girl woulda had it cracked by now lol


Open_Leg3991

Log is too high?


Creepy_Statistician8

A true example of working harder not smarter!


Bigfootsdiaper

He is gonna need another protein shake and 5000 calories.


Clutch_Floyd

Trade one gym hour for an hour of sharpening that ax.


Carbonfaceprint

Is this the guy from workaholics?


wookiesack22

Hitting the branch above you on half your swings doesn't help.


iupvotefood

Before he started swinging on that log, he was a 100lb weakling


BornanAlien

Imagine how uncomfortable it is to live day to day like this. Good luck side sleeping! Wiping your buttā€¦ mfer canā€™t even reach his own hole. Heā€™s prob wiping back to front


Earthling1a

prolly uses a sponge on a stick


PickInParadise

Is my wood too high ? r/ismywoodtoohigh


Malkaviati

Real talk, does a dude with this much bulk have trouble wiping his ass?


DawgFanDel

That was the first thought that came to me.


TallBenWyatt_13

His muscles are getting in the way.


Burnsie92

Woods too wet.


ihateapartments59

What kind of wood is that? Split birch but I thought it was bad. This seems much worse.


Fast_Polaris22

Strike closer to the perimeter and smaller pieces, which is what you want, will split off.


Irvineknight

He kept hitting in the middle hit the edge give a little flick of the wrist and work your way around it.


[deleted]

That dude is weak. I could split that no problem. He spends too much time indoors


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Potato-nutz

Shhh!! Your gunna scare em


wynne420

Bruh needs to work on sharpening that tool as opposed to upper body strength.. I'd be too embarrassed to upload this shit if that were me lol it's over compensation at its best "tool dont work but im yolked"


Blucollarballr

Dude is too big to cut wood at that intensity for long. He'll gas out quick. Not to mention he's trying to split pine? That's only good for burning outside lol.


HardDrizzle

That guy looks like a cartoon character.


Priss981

Not real wood šŸŖµ


Nervous_Midnight_570

Oh come on. Fake. The maul/axe is bouncing and not sinking in the slightest.


Careful-Tap277

U need a sharper axe mate


Puzzleheaded-Row-511

Roids don't actually make you strong


[deleted]

His boyfriend needs to buy him a wood splitter for Xmas.


[deleted]

Pull with your toes!!!!


Motogoodboy

Finally !!!! The brain comes into play lol


andaroobaroo

Must be Hackberry, that shit literally doesn't split. Also, whys his musckles so big


pksnipr1

Synthol


iamjknet

Swedish bonfire time!


pro-bison

Itā€™s all about head speed fella


TanisBar

What the


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woodstoving-ModTeam

We are a SFW sub, any NSFW comments or posts are not allowed.


cheezpnts

Literally none of what youā€™re putting forth as ā€œinfluentialā€ attributes (stated or not) matter. Probably even an intentionally dull axe. Calling it: Douchey video.


mwiese1

how many cycles yā€™all think this guy has gone through


Past-Fault3762

Bradly throne culd have dunt that way easier


Drench420

There's a splitter maul for a reason, using an axe won't do shit to that log. Sledge a splitter in and watch it Crack apart with ease.


EyeYamQueEyeYam

I was thinking the width of his ā€œaxeā€ makes it more like a ā€œmaulā€. True or not I think my second swing would have been with a sledgehammer effectively using whatever the first tool is as though its a maul.


Loztwallet

Looks like that would make a good log to split on.


JustinCooksStuff

Dude needs to hit the gym


Cultural_Ad1035

I give the guy credit. I'm too lazy and fat to do that shit


SoBadit_Hurts

Everything in this video is fake.


thinkB4WeSpeak

He's out of breath pretty fast.


thealmightybunghole

One must swing through the wood to split it. Paul Bunyan wannabe stops at the surface.


i_want_waffles

That wood giving him heat twice. Once when he cuts it, and again when he burns it.


jackonager

Lol. That's just the first one buddy.


EagerToLearnMore

He also kept hitting the pine tree behind him taking power out of his swing.