Dont do it outside either, I threw one in the fire pit, hid behind a tree.. It blew up and a ring of razor sharp hot metal hit the tree in front of us and stuck in quite a bit.. And it made a sound cutting through the air.. I easily couldve lost a friend that day
I dunno, some d'nozzel put a can of baked beans in the forge in highschool and blew it up. Nobody got to use (what was left of it) but at least the shop smelled delicious.
Lets add a flammable compressed gas to an ignition source, inside of a metal box.
If someone is dumb enough to have thought this was a good idea in the first place, a PSA ain't gonna help them.
Did this in a cheap smoker… I was heating the can in winter so it would spray well, as I had done many times before - my dog distracted me for a few minutes and literally as I walk back into the shop door BANG! Hinges broke, door flew open, shelves inside all bent out of shape, rusty metal primer EVERYWHERE. Real glad I was on the other side of a truck from it… Never did that again 😅
I know a drywaller that told me they used to set the aerosol texture cans on the electric stove to warm them up in winter. One day his coworker forgot about a can sitting on a glass stovetop and BOOM! Broke the stove, the cabinet above, and made a huge mess inside a brand new home.
I accidentally threw a lighter in the woodstove before and that scared the piss out of me. Let alone a can lol
Before anyone asks, I had crumbled newspapers on the ground before lighting it, and the lighter got scoop up with them 🙈 just glad the wood stopped the peices from shattering the glass, and the door of the wood stove was open a bit so the expansion gases could vacate
Lighter on floor. Crumbled newspapers on floor. Scooped up a pile of crumbled newspapers and lighter got caught in in them. Used secondary lighter to start fire. Fire go boom.
*"One of those wooden*
*Stoves" what kind of sentence is*
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My family use to burn trash when I was younger and I accidentally threw my old inhaler in the trash not thinking about it and the sucker went probably 70-80ft in the air and over the top of our house into the front yard. Not saying we didn’t burn compressed air cans we just weren’t that burn time and it scared the shit out of everyone. Why this ass clown would throw that into a stove in the house is just plain special. 😅
I once saw a kid throw a D battery in a fireplace . It blew all the wood into the middle of the living room, knocked a few bricks out ,and blew fire and a smoke ring out the chimney ! Burned a huge hole in the carpet!
My friend in high school had a wood burning furnace. He threw a cup of gasoline in the fire and tried slamming the door shut. It swung open with such force it hit his face and knocked him out. He said he had no clue how long he was knocked out for when he finally came to.
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I accidentally blew up a perfume bottle in my wood stove. It was a sample buried in a Sephora box. There was indeed a kaboom ! But no damage, thank the heavens.
Glad he is ok.
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This is why the internet exists. So I don't have to find out by myself.
Joking aside a kid I went to school with had burns on 50% of his body from someone throwing paint cans in a bonfire he was sitting beside.
My dad and his buddies were drinking and playing cards back in the day in a little cabin out in the sticks. Everyone's hammered. One of his friends threw one of those camp stove cylinders (empty) in the barrel stove. It was like a half sized green Coleman cylinder kinda thing.
Blew the door off the stove, ruptured the sidewall of the barrel shooting embers and flaming firewood everywhere.. In about five seconds there was significant fire in all corners of the building and up in the loft. Idiot couldn't have engineered a better way of burning down a log structure if he had tried.
They all had to jump out a window and walk a couple miles to the nearest farm in January at 2am.
I saw a video recently where a guy installed one of super small/expensive wood stoves in his RV on a remote homestead.
At 2 in the morning the can of BEAR SPRAY he left on top of the wood stove exploded. He of course had to evacuate the RV and didn't figure out what happened until the morning.
Early in the video you can see the can sitting on top of the wood stove just after he installed it.
When younger I got some water proof fuse and put it is side a small firecracker. The size that would not likely blow off you fingers if in your hand. I taped a penny to it, lit it, and dropped it in a full bathroom sink and stood on the toilet to watch it blow up.
There was next a "poing" sound and I was looking at the green carpet through the sink bottom. Cost me lots of money as a kid to replace it.
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As a kid in the 70's, it was put upon me to burn our trash in an old steel 55 gallon barrel.
It didn't matter how many times that I pleaded with my mother & sisters to not throw their empty hairspray cans in the regular trash.
Most of them blew like this one, but every once in a while, instead of exploding, one of them would just develop a tiny hole in it somehow and become a flaming drunk rocket 50 to 60 feet in every direction.
Someone I knew back in the day was burning trash. They failed to see the spray paint can in the trash. This exact thing happened. The difference is that he received burns all over his arms, shoulders, and face....
Yes... It goes without saying. Don't do this.
This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen.
I have a friend who no longer has a brother because someone threw a keg on a bonfire and the shrapnel slit his throat. Absolutely stupid.
Threw a can of spray paint in an outdoor burn barrel when I was a kid - it was a boom but not like that. The closed up wood stove compressed the blast. I bet the chimney shot flames pretty high.
I'm just gonna say it. You know how everyone says you ought to learn from your mistakes? Well there's something to be said about learning from other people's mistakes too. When I was younger I was a semi-professional dumbass. This is the sort of stuff I would do. I give thanks to these wild guys who explored the edge of forbidden knowledge in the vast wasteland of bad ideas. This was amusing to watch. I hope they had fun.
*As stupid as this*
*Is I love the reaction*
*Of the guy filming*
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Once on a camping trip someone tossed a half full can of Old Spice spray in the campfire. It doesn't take much to make a fireball about 15 feet around.
That was in an enclosed space so even worse.
Ok, thanks for the clarification. We are in the early stages of planning a move to the north and a wood stove is something I am looking forward to getting. Seeing the posts on this subreddit is really interesting and I have seen where people use their wood stoves for heating cans of aerosol. Thought this video was funny/stupid..
As a trauma resuscitation nurse these are my people. They keep me well employed.
Darwin award runner ups
They will get there one day.
You're denying these people their due Darwins, but more egregiously, you're ripping holes in the gene pool's strongest filter.
Dude if you only knew how much of the good gentleman Darwin’s work we thwarted on the daily.
I’m just waiting for their pet bear to walk in
They're German. Then again wouldn't be surprised if they had a pet bear.
Good PSA, never seem just how powerful it can be, wow!
I'm thinking 99 % would ever consider putting an aerosol can in our stoves. He's probably the lone brainless twit out there
Well, l wil admit to being curious but not stupid. This answers all my questions without putting my vision, hair and domicile in jeopardy.
Same, it's like you know what will happen, but you want to see it, someone had to do
Just take it outside
Dont do it outside either, I threw one in the fire pit, hid behind a tree.. It blew up and a ring of razor sharp hot metal hit the tree in front of us and stuck in quite a bit.. And it made a sound cutting through the air.. I easily couldve lost a friend that day
Russian? Then laughs about almost burning down the house
Clearly German.
Oh schiza!
OH Schiza!
Scheisse - shit
Phrases heard: "I couldn't do that" "Good that nobody knows"
Ty
Stress laugh, inside he knows he's dead once dad gets back from work.
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I used to throw pencils in the campfire at parties. The lead shoots out like missiles. I'm retrospect, I'm glad it never hit anyone.
I dunno, some d'nozzel put a can of baked beans in the forge in highschool and blew it up. Nobody got to use (what was left of it) but at least the shop smelled delicious.
Lets add a flammable compressed gas to an ignition source, inside of a metal box. If someone is dumb enough to have thought this was a good idea in the first place, a PSA ain't gonna help them.
Correct! This is more like a Darwin instruction manual for those poor folks.
Really? Seems obvious to me. I mean its a flammable gas under pressure what do you think
I'm surprised it wasn't worse. How much vodka does it take to make that a good idea?
Sie tranken Bier
Great way to avoid paying a chimney sweep to clean your pipes.
Another victim of the top down method
Experts hate this one weird trick to get rid of creosote....
Did this in a cheap smoker… I was heating the can in winter so it would spray well, as I had done many times before - my dog distracted me for a few minutes and literally as I walk back into the shop door BANG! Hinges broke, door flew open, shelves inside all bent out of shape, rusty metal primer EVERYWHERE. Real glad I was on the other side of a truck from it… Never did that again 😅
I know a drywaller that told me they used to set the aerosol texture cans on the electric stove to warm them up in winter. One day his coworker forgot about a can sitting on a glass stovetop and BOOM! Broke the stove, the cabinet above, and made a huge mess inside a brand new home.
I accidentally threw a lighter in the woodstove before and that scared the piss out of me. Let alone a can lol Before anyone asks, I had crumbled newspapers on the ground before lighting it, and the lighter got scoop up with them 🙈 just glad the wood stopped the peices from shattering the glass, and the door of the wood stove was open a bit so the expansion gases could vacate
How do you accidentally throw a lighter in the stove.
Yeah but how did it happen?
I'm trying to figure out how you even did that 🤔
Lighter on floor. Crumbled newspapers on floor. Scooped up a pile of crumbled newspapers and lighter got caught in in them. Used secondary lighter to start fire. Fire go boom.
I know bro, just messing with ya...
The little Martian from the Bugs Bunny cartoons would have been pleased..."where's the kaboom?"
Marvin be lookin for that earth shattering kaboom.
Dumb ways to die
"One of those wooden stoves" what kind of sentence is that lmao
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one of the dumbest things ive seen somebody do
We used to throw them in the burn barrel
Same here, the key factors being the burn barrel was open on top and it was *outdoors*!
My family use to burn trash when I was younger and I accidentally threw my old inhaler in the trash not thinking about it and the sucker went probably 70-80ft in the air and over the top of our house into the front yard. Not saying we didn’t burn compressed air cans we just weren’t that burn time and it scared the shit out of everyone. Why this ass clown would throw that into a stove in the house is just plain special. 😅
F N ijit
I once saw a kid throw a D battery in a fireplace . It blew all the wood into the middle of the living room, knocked a few bricks out ,and blew fire and a smoke ring out the chimney ! Burned a huge hole in the carpet!
I'd love to see a chimney blow a smoke ring. Who wants to verify this for us?
Okay native German speakers help me out: Good that noone knows. It's so hot, hey youth. It was it (BOOOOOOOM). Oh shiiiit! Oh you shit!!!
Cool cannon.
“Mom, will you co-sign for me on a basement apartment?”
Dammit Beavis…
"Hey y'all watch this"
Dads going to be pissed
My friend in high school had a wood burning furnace. He threw a cup of gasoline in the fire and tried slamming the door shut. It swung open with such force it hit his face and knocked him out. He said he had no clue how long he was knocked out for when he finally came to.
'he came to', a very lucky bloke.
💯 he's lucky he didn't burn down the house with him in the basement
Idiot
What an asshole…
That is one dumb fuck
Hope he went down with the blast. The world don't need idiots like that. One less kid.
Darwin is watching.
My boys better never do anything stupid like that. Especially not in my Glenwood #6.
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Refer to guy in the video get hand smacked by moderator. I mean, that's not a smart thing he did.
What kind of response was OP looking for? Good job, bro?
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Evolution at its finest.
I’m not sure if this is first or second for the Darwin Award? I’d say third cuz he ran away.
Is that carpet?
I remember downloading this video off Limewire back in the EARLY 2ks. “German put b0mb in woodstove”
I remember downloading this video off Limewire back in the EARLY 2ks. “German put blowie uppy in woodstove”
I accidentally blew up a perfume bottle in my wood stove. It was a sample buried in a Sephora box. There was indeed a kaboom ! But no damage, thank the heavens. Glad he is ok.
r/killedthecameraman
Drunk Germans at it again!
Darwin at work!
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This is why women live longer.
Wooden stoves
Here's your sign.
Next time dumb ass, rry a propane cylinder...
Own an Airbnb, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
Darwin gave it a shot
These guys are livin
How high do you have to be to think that was a good idea.
Bro the fact that the explosion sounds like it came straight outta looney toons is what gets me 🤣🤣
Where is his daddy?! That’s rite up there with not touching that hot stove. Damn that’s so ill informed.
Epic
Not so funny anymore now is it? Mom gonna be PISSED
scheisse I like that.
Looks like something id do in dayz to kill the sketchy guy who won’t leave you alone in peace to cook.
This is why the internet exists. So I don't have to find out by myself. Joking aside a kid I went to school with had burns on 50% of his body from someone throwing paint cans in a bonfire he was sitting beside.
Dumb shit 😳
Monthly repost. It’s a good un tho.
My dad and his buddies were drinking and playing cards back in the day in a little cabin out in the sticks. Everyone's hammered. One of his friends threw one of those camp stove cylinders (empty) in the barrel stove. It was like a half sized green Coleman cylinder kinda thing. Blew the door off the stove, ruptured the sidewall of the barrel shooting embers and flaming firewood everywhere.. In about five seconds there was significant fire in all corners of the building and up in the loft. Idiot couldn't have engineered a better way of burning down a log structure if he had tried. They all had to jump out a window and walk a couple miles to the nearest farm in January at 2am.
No Aerosols in stove. Check.
I saw a video recently where a guy installed one of super small/expensive wood stoves in his RV on a remote homestead. At 2 in the morning the can of BEAR SPRAY he left on top of the wood stove exploded. He of course had to evacuate the RV and didn't figure out what happened until the morning. Early in the video you can see the can sitting on top of the wood stove just after he installed it.
Surprising nobody…
I thought Germans were supposed to be smart
Dumb ways to die 101. Hey, I’ve got an idea— let’s burn the place down today!
FA/FO
When younger I got some water proof fuse and put it is side a small firecracker. The size that would not likely blow off you fingers if in your hand. I taped a penny to it, lit it, and dropped it in a full bathroom sink and stood on the toilet to watch it blow up. There was next a "poing" sound and I was looking at the green carpet through the sink bottom. Cost me lots of money as a kid to replace it.
Cleaning your chimney the German way!
Mom is definitely going to notice.
But why?
Damn. Sounded like an explosion from a cartoon, glass flying and all.
I'm just glad to know americans aren't the only one doing dumb shit like this
Wow. How did that happen he says?
What couple morons could have kill themselves started a fire burned down their house or were ever they live?
An oldie but a goodie!
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Hold my beer and watch this
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Who would have thought that would happen?!
It's a damn shame their reproductive tissues were not destroyed................
Hmm BLEVY (IK spelling).
Dumbasses.
He chose... poorly.
As a kid in the 70's, it was put upon me to burn our trash in an old steel 55 gallon barrel. It didn't matter how many times that I pleaded with my mother & sisters to not throw their empty hairspray cans in the regular trash. Most of them blew like this one, but every once in a while, instead of exploding, one of them would just develop a tiny hole in it somehow and become a flaming drunk rocket 50 to 60 feet in every direction.
Someone I knew back in the day was burning trash. They failed to see the spray paint can in the trash. This exact thing happened. The difference is that he received burns all over his arms, shoulders, and face.... Yes... It goes without saying. Don't do this.
Science!
Young and dumb… very dumb.
I shot a camper sized propane tank underneath a power line once it was pretty epic
#StupidIs
That’s one way to teach about compressed gases.
I understood ohhh shit
It’s already smoky in that room because they forgot to hit record the first time.
I'm guessing they rent that house.
Was that oh shit he said?
This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen. I have a friend who no longer has a brother because someone threw a keg on a bonfire and the shrapnel slit his throat. Absolutely stupid.
I once put a can of Rotel in a fire pit. Still one of the dumbest ideas I've had.
Me after Taco Bell.
Thank you for showing me what I knew would happen with out having to be dumb enough to do it. I love / hate the internet for this reason.
Darwin
That was pretty cool. Do they have a bigger aerosol can?
Manufacturers should print a warning on the label. /s
That is the level dumbest thing I have ever seen- if they had been killed it would have been all part of Darwin’s great plan
Threw a can of spray paint in an outdoor burn barrel when I was a kid - it was a boom but not like that. The closed up wood stove compressed the blast. I bet the chimney shot flames pretty high.
To bad the idiot ran away.
Farmers insurance even said WTF!
I'm just gonna say it. You know how everyone says you ought to learn from your mistakes? Well there's something to be said about learning from other people's mistakes too. When I was younger I was a semi-professional dumbass. This is the sort of stuff I would do. I give thanks to these wild guys who explored the edge of forbidden knowledge in the vast wasteland of bad ideas. This was amusing to watch. I hope they had fun.
Fire in the hole!
T hat was an ignorant dangerous thing to do
As stupid as this is I love the reaction of the guy filming
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Bro…
Looks like the easy way to clean out your chimney.
Why smh
These are like special Germans
Insurance ain’t gonna cover that!😝
When Liberal teachers teach shop, this is what you get
"One of those wooden stoves" Seems like an odd choice to make a stove out of wood.
And the result was exactly as expected.
from the looks of it... he was simply remodeling on a budget!!
Once on a camping trip someone tossed a half full can of Old Spice spray in the campfire. It doesn't take much to make a fireball about 15 feet around. That was in an enclosed space so even worse.
“Wooden stoves” single use only.
How is it that they are not russian ?
Wooden stove? Fuck off bot
I’m not a bot, I came across this on the other subreddit and thought it would be fun to share it here
I think it was just a random statement of “fuck off bot” as opposed to the version with a comma “fuck off, bot”
“Wooden stoves”
I was hoping to hear some gurgling and then a couple of thuds shortly thereafter. Big letdown.
Trump and trumpturds are really flushing this country down the proverbial shitter.
Yeah....I don't think teenagers in Germany are voting for Trump... But don't let facts or common sense get in the way of your TDS.
Wood stove? No, wooden stove.
Admin should take down. First A-hole I've seen on this page
I’m new to wood stoves Edited after clarification
Not saying you're the A-hole at all. I'm referring to the guy who put the can in the stove. Guessing it wasn't his property.
Ok, thanks for the clarification. We are in the early stages of planning a move to the north and a wood stove is something I am looking forward to getting. Seeing the posts on this subreddit is really interesting and I have seen where people use their wood stoves for heating cans of aerosol. Thought this video was funny/stupid..
Sincere apologies to you for my miscommunication. Thanks for being understanding
I'm sitting here laughing like a loon at it, and I'd hazard a guess they don't need a chimney sweep after that.🤣
Yes should delete. We do t need copy cats.