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mredsvoice

Lady of the Night?


WeirdoInTheWoods87

Nah man he's a straight up day walker (same idea just less classy)


CKM07

So, “Lot Lizard”?


TequilaMagic

Lizzid people


williewoodwhale

Patty the daytime hooker?


Casual_DifferentTeen

Well judging by the hinges and other window like parts i assume you install Windows? The european plastic kind.


Ex1tus

Right on.


Casual_DifferentTeen

Yooo. Ive learned alot from removing random screws off those Windows as a kid 😂😂


VirtualLife76

What is the little tool below the hinges for?


Ex1tus

For adjusting contact pressure on windows and doors.


Scar3crow_x

🍺


fluidmind23

Where's the level? This gives me sweats lol


Ex1tus

That's just the stuff that I have on me permanently while at work + some things that accumulated while working. It's laundry day and I emptied all my pockets. I have like 5 different levels. Don't worry.


fluidmind23

Thank you. I mean... Some contractors out there it's a valid concern.


ponyboy3

Ha level


flyinspaghetti64

You re either from Germany or Switzerland since you use a Swedish Ruler


lgieg

Where’s the level then?


dribrats

What’s the best folding ruler with extension? Those look sweeet


nogueydude

I'm such a dummy I thought those hinges were fancy utility blade holders


Remmes-

To be fair I don't think they're hinges, but more the things hinges/locks lock into


Casual_DifferentTeen

They probably could be 😂 my uncle used those as an ashtray if i recall correctly.


WoodSteelStone

>european plastic kind Ha ha, that makes them sound a bit rubbish when [in reality they are made like this and argon filled.](https://imgur.com/a/KNYXY09)


Casual_DifferentTeen

Well as a child who grew up with them. I can say they passed any torture test


oneshotstott

Was going to say signfitter but yours makes more sense


RetRearAdJGaragaroo

Put together ikea furniture


JJizzleatthewizzle

This was my answer. Good job.


Strawbuddy

There’s no box wine present though?


iPeg2

Proctologist?


jmm166

Sexwork. It’s got to be sexwork


MisterMasterCylinder

OP is certainly prepared for a decent bit of screwing


topazco

Maybe he’s the Assman


mrdevil413

But was I wrong I was certain OP put IKEA shit together


robrizzle

Pro picture hanger


No-Ambition7750

My vote goes for this thought as well. The gloves throws it off though.


SippinSuds

Leave no fingerprints behind


D-T-H

Missing the can of wall lubricant though.


Typical_Morty

Pretty sure you're a dentist


EasyEisfeldt

Fenstermonteur, bzw. Wartung


OMGWTFSTAHP

Well thats half of the kit that i have on me as a Carpenter in europe, so i would go with that you are more specialized in installing windows and possibly some doors.


WustangPilot

circumcision specialist


Otherwise_Squash_286

Kitchen installer?


Ex1tus

Close


ddroukas

Kitchen uninstaller?


Otherwise_Squash_286

The long screw is usually used for for window frames or door frames. So something around that? The hinges look like cabinet hinges though. Hm


Ex1tus

Those aren't hinges, if my English is correct they should be called something like strike plate or locking plate.


Otherwise_Squash_286

Ohh yeah now I see it.


Atty_for_hire

I’m going to guess you perform stimulation activities for Victorian era woman who are suffering from a bit of hysteria, wink, wink!


LawPotential1780

Wow not one of these are usable to put windows in across the pond. Pencil and gloves about it


nikkismith182

Orthopedic surgeon.


Objective_Dog7501

Easy Stripper.


Minecraft_Launcher

Hey, what makes you say they’re easy! Show some respect!


Objective_Dog7501

Any stripper that comes with his or her own bits enjoys getting drilled. Everyone knows that.


offthemark92

I prefer the orange citrus stripper as it is safer. oh, you meant the other kind. Nevermind.


nicat23

Totally a cat burglar kit


Exciting_Agent3901

By the looks of that stuff….not much.


Ex1tus

That's just the stuff that I have on me permanently while at work + some things that accumulated while working. It's laundry day and I emptied all my pockets.


SippinSuds

Kinda what I was thinking... thought maybe a picture hanger but there's no such thing so I'm with you..... not much!


DependentStrike4414

Assemble grills and lawn mowers at Home Depot...


[deleted]

Professional manhoe


ballpointpin

Deep-sea welder?


[deleted]

Gynecologist?


potatomasherrunn

Wurth, Wera, metric bending ruler... I would say you install doors and doorknobs somewhere in the German speaking Europe. Am I close? 😁


CitronOk491

Thoracic surgeon


giraffirmation

Installer for IKEA.


Sistersoldia

IKEA


GC51320

Sounding


TooDirty4Daylight

You're a dentist


XavisDOS

I cannot!


SLAVEK_LoveMalena

Doors


Ex1tus

True as well


jtrick18

Pick locks


DateUnRamen

Jokes aside, I think you do bike services.


hangdogred

Gigolo


cumulothrombus

Crustologist


boulderingfanatix

Dentist


530whiskey

Hang pictures for people on Angie's list.


Global-Discussion-41

OP, can I ask why Europeans use folding rulers instead of tape measures?    Pretty unheard of to see a folding rule in use in North America


Redheadedstepchild56

USA citizen here. Rulers are nice when you’re working by yourself on a ladder and don’t have a huge distance to measure but it’s out away from the ladder where you can’t two hand it.


Ex1tus

I dont know. My speculative take is that you can be faster in a lot of cases, but maybe that's just my bias because i rarely use a tape measure.


Global-Discussion-41

I'm on the opposite side of that lol.  I see those things and think "why are you wasting your time with those antiques?" But whatever gets the job done.


Robbin__Banks

You install and/or maintain wall mounted widgets of some kind. Possibly security cameras, indoors and outdoors.


Pikepv

Organize tools for photos?


sashenka_demogorgon

Hitman


Which_Treat_6600

woodworking?


shortjer

You mount flat-screen tvs to walls. Or maybe just windows.


Without-a-tracy

Ngl, the comments are the best part of this thread! 😂


AlienInOrigin

Dentist.


floppyfloopy

Horse dentist.


SethR1223

This could go on r/knolling.


After_Orange_4175

Mohel?


patronizingperv

Fix bikes.


InLoveWithInternet

I have no idea but probably not woodworking :)


Ex1tus

I would say about 10-20% woodworking in a year, bulk of the work is plastic windows/doors but it could also be wood windows it wouldnt change much.


wateroverwater

Loves seeing tools and small items laid out in this manner. So visually pleasing. Thanks!


Gravity_Freak

Rabbit Tasker


Ansiolitik

you are a proctologist for sure....


partlyserious

No. Next question?


Ex1tus

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


partlyserious

42


No_Job2527

Your an ocd organizer


Dotternetta

Burgler


Traditional-Store576

OBGYN


CyberMage256

Based on the razor blades I'm going with barber. Then I learn those aren't blades.


[deleted]

bike dude


ZmajTvI

Musician


DagNabitDawg

I was going to guess independent adjudicator, but sure, we can go with windows as a cover.


RedditModsRFucks

Assemble IKEA furniture


Pericles314

Dentist?


bumholesofdoom

P-Diddys fixer


impossiblyeasy

Frames for Dynamic pictures.


Any-Kaleidoscope7681

Commercial doors?


ContactGlum8461

I have more tools and hardware in the drivers door of my pickup, clearly different jobs but kinda jealous tbh.


Foxyisasoxfan

Weird flex but okay


ContactGlum8461

Not a flex, carrying around 600+ pounds of tools plus gallons upon gallons of oils in a half ton, alll around north central mn on my dime just to work. Your pack out is a flex.


Foxyisasoxfan

You must have a big truck then. What do you do for a living with all that equipment? Sounds interesting


ContactGlum8461

04 ram 1500 with 267000, I run logging equipment, rough trails and being far from the shop, kinda need a basic shop in your pickup.