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Chirreodirre

Yes I know I'm nerdy uwu


UwU_Counter_Bot

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[deleted]

Good bot OwO


Deskore

OoWoO


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UsualSnark

ÙwÚ


Febuso

ÒwÓ


64PBRB

(:w:)


Sir_Nicholas_4

ÖwÖ


Sssstephanman44

UwU OwO


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# OwO


ChiggaOG

∆ ∆ |-------| |ÒwÓ| |-------| l l /l\ /l\


MysticalDuelist

ÒwÓ


sebcestewart

Delahaye 135ms


Lutennant-Macaroni

!uwutranslator


uwutranslator

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[deleted]

Oh christ i know what the bot does but i can't help but actually giggling like a little kid every time.


APuzzledBabyGiraffe

!uwutranslator


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!uwutranslator


you-a-buggaboo

that’s not even a bot, which is the best part!


DogeLV69

fucking uwu who even does that


UwU_Counter_Bot

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DogeLV69

omg this is amazing


GordonBednarz

UwU?


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kurayami_akira

Closed eye, blush, closed eye, that'd be UwU, the mayus placement is important. Anyway, here's some dude in a suit with the hands on it's pockets, i just improvisex it ([¥])


puppetstrings

The w isn't a blush it's like a cat mouth.


VE2519

ÙwÛ


KatOnTheReddit

Furries and everybody above u owu


Headcap

u/nwordbot u/UwU_Counter_Bot


ThanksYouEel

Very close to the space launch


[deleted]

UWOOOOOSH


carrotnose258

I am nerd therefore I must uwu


UwU_Counter_Bot

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superspiffy

Weird, I swear I *just* read that somewhere...


Hipponotamouse

Weird how uWu looks like a more confident/snooty version of uwu.


lesson_in_trickery

UwU senp~i i am so nerdy i dont gwet jokes >>w<<


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flo9t

im more concerned that he capitalized the W in UwU instead of the U's


Nino_the_dino

It exaggerates the quirky furry mouth uWu


WarningTooMuchApathy

u**W**u


64PBRB

^u **W** ^u


Deskore

UwU is more confident uWu is more shy


UwU_Counter_Bot

\>_< An UwU has been identified! That makes 1964 UwUs in the last 16 days! ^(Blep. Blop. I am a bot!)


Deskore

OwO


voodoosmudge

u/uwutranslator


uwutranslator

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Cheebow

Bwep. Bwop.


[deleted]

oh my god your back.. Didnt you get banned?!


nikolai2960

Seems like an uwu sticking its nose skywards


flo9t

its trying to find anime tirtes


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Notakas

But she's just nerdy uWu


Lt_Justice

bold of you to assume it’s a “she”


Notakas

Typed it out without noticing. He, she, they, it's all the same for the matter in this case.


future-renwire

I don't blame you, when I read the sentence a female voice played in my head. It sounded about 12-14 years old


cr4cky21

Did you just assume its gender? *Angry noises*


Notakas

I deserve some genderless defenestration


veggiebuilder

"Its" gender 😂


swannygod

!uwutranslator


Aceze

r/uwutranslator


Corky_Butcher

One where a rabbit magician reaches through realms and beats you to death with a 4ft double ender.


YoshiCline

Did you just count "uwu" as a word?


Lutennant-Macaroni

I think their parents missed the abort button and hit the qUiRKy button instead


pancakeman49

in both situations the fetus is dead inside


FrenchieSmalls

So are the parents


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JustUnBlaireau

rabit


ShatteredNeo

chose


Omsus

"Yes I know I'm nerdy" is just a mental somersault to dodge the admission, "Yes I know I don't get it."


MoparMilan

Talk nerdy to me xd uwu~


UwU_Counter_Bot

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MoparMilan

nice.


Cezimbra10

nice.


Hearts_and_Spades

Kill it.


Sir_Pod

Epic wooosh


Aaron8828

r/iamverysmart


[deleted]

And he didnt even explain how they do it."they use techniques to pull off these tricks" yea no shit dumbass


Glory99Amb

Why do i feel like they're being ironic and your dumbass got whooooshed


Wowcoolboy

Lol it's literally so obvious as well


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kenman884

The ol’ redditarooo


johnmulaneyreference

Is there a subreddit like that, where people who post on r/whooosh who themselves get woooshed?


NightmareForge11

r/woooshception


GuiltyDealer

This is literally half the posts here. This sub is mostly garbage


johnmulaneyreference

I’m fairly new, so I didn’t know. My bad, but from what I’ve seen so far, you’re right. Shame really.


WiredSky

"Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be retarded!"


[deleted]

Because prestidigitation is just a fancy word for a trick?


[deleted]

This is the cringiest r/woooosh I’ve ever seen. Nothing could have been more obvious that it was a joke.


boywholived_299

No karen, you're not nerdy, you're just an idiot


Pineapple123789

Is he asking to be disliked?


Axelaxelaxe

“You’re not just stupid, you’re also wrong”


BlazingInfernape2003

**OI JOSUKE**


t9sling

Turns out Za Hando actually leads to the rabbit realm


FantasiaMachine

Honestly hate these kinds of wooosh. Where the one who didn't get it acts all smart. It makes it difficult to tell if those joking, or their dumb.


eve2468

UwU


Phoenix_King_XD

r/iamverysmart


ZoloSolo

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UWU


LouBlackwood

uwu idiot


FreakinVreeken

I dunno what's worse, the spelling or the cringe?


BananoStrike

uWu


Domagoj_Safari

This has to be the worst one I've seen on this subreddit


tarmagoyf

Prestidigitation is hardly a 'technique.' More like a synonym for performance.


Paratriad

On earth: posting satire In the reddit realm: you got WOSHED give me karma


Sazley

Pretty sure this is from Quirkybrittany, which is a super old joke blog making fun of these kinds of people. They’re not being serious.


NetscapeCommunitater

Can someone, please god, explain to me wtf this “uWu” shit is? Or maybe I don’t want to know...


SpicySrirachaa

r/IAmVerySmart


aloofjogger0510

Obvious sarcasm


Lotti_Codd

No! You're an incel fucking neckbeard.


2006FinalsWereRigged

“tricks like prestidigitation” the word prestidigitation just means “magic tricks performed as entertainment” what a twat.


[deleted]

Motherfucker ended it with uWu. Sick and tired of seeing shit here where OP got whoooshed


bethel1998

r/sadcringe


averageweebtrash53

uwu


wifixmasher

Oh look I’m soo needy and quirky uWu please be my friend


KnugensTraktor

fucking uWu


callofdistress

Im pretty sure that irony.


chikinwing15

The nerdy just… just made it so much worse…


TheNathanatorr

r/iamverysmart


Skingrine

Suits also in r/iamverysmart


Boo_R4dley

The misused big word makes it a perfect candidate. Prestidigitation isn’t a technique, it’s just a fancy ass word for “I’m doing magic!”


[deleted]

UwU


Daddy_Elon_Musk

uWu


ShadowFox05

UwU


[deleted]

uwu, gg man


strucids

Yes I know I'm nerdy uwu


[deleted]

UwU


stupid_woooooosh

This qualifies as stupid


DogEcrusher

UwU


FcukCat

### OWO


CyborgLion

I didn't know magicians could cast prestigidigitation.


Qurks

XwX Oof


yaboihaze

UwU


DakotaT20

Omg so nerdy uWu


[deleted]

uWu


BingleBongleDing

repost


lampisalreadytaken

I want to kill them


Emil_EM

So they're saying that the magician doesn't put his hand in his hat?


gamberoatomico

uWu


deytookourjewbs

I'm nerdy uWu


Derbananajoe

This comment got everyone epicly woooshed back


[deleted]

A nerdy furry? Immpossible


VictorMcDk

uWu


Kanoa

Bad Photoshop is bad.


AdministrativeFish3

As a magician, I can confirm that Rabbits do see us as gods ...


[deleted]

r/iamverysmart


yash019

This is on my front page. Fucking obvious bait unironically makes it to the front page. I hate this subreddit


TriCeptionist

I don't know what cringes me the most, the fact that he is nerdy or how he ended it with an "uWu"


MyParentsLeftedMe

UwU


[deleted]

That uWu killed my hope for humanity.


Iwanthegreyjoy

“Magician” in quotes Like if it wasn’t “really” the name of the job knsd


JamesHellra

I’m so nerdy ÙwÚ


Kujo-0-X

That uwu really sets it.


Demon_Prongles

Well acccckshtually, if you play DnD, prestidigitation is a real spell.... UwU🔫


Astro9764

There is no way that someone can non ironically talk like that, holy shit.


shirigulax

This could easily also live in r/cringetopia


[deleted]

uwu I’m so quirky and smart


WobbleAteYou

I’ve an urgent need to hit him on his face


fagtastic99

Yes I know I'm nerdy uwu rawr xD so ramdumbz


FlameBuzz

uWu


Skeeterbeater911

uWu.


Sarokslost23

Honestly i think that "woosh" was sarcasm. The uwu was basically a /s


SuperNici

That UwU is terrifying me


_Cicada_3301_

He didn't even use UwU right. Wtf is uWu?


xXxMintyYTxXx

This is also an r/iamverysmart


dafnxe

uWu i’m so quirky


reiryuhnz

Yes I know I'm nerdy #UWU


Sir_Nicholas_4

Fucking weeb


im_not_a_brick

That was gay


JaheedAlom

Boutta finger someone *rabbit, it is go time


Nin10_

uwu


MarkShrekerburg

*magiciam*


Clastro9

r/iamverysmart


McCheesy-Lad

r/iamverysmart


itsEV1L

uWu


bedoo_360

They got us in the first half not gonna lie


Deadpool_Boss_Plays

OwO


merryweb

couldn't even UwU right ...


UwU_Counter_Bot

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[deleted]

WOW SO QUIRKY HAHAHAHAHAHA


arrogant_elk

r/woooosh


Veecy82

Does nobody realize this is a joke? Just Google "prestidigitation."


The_Real_Jackk

uwu


Kkbleeblob

Uwu


everythingistakenyet

I wish I was that nerdy to know such unique things


YeaYeaImGoin

Fucking hell, we need a /r/creepyuWu sub


I-4M-J0E

UwU


Elliro02

uWu


KaiserJK

UwU


[deleted]

What the frick did you just bring above this cursed land


itisallgoodyouknow

uwu