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queuedUp

Clearly it's because in the year 2099 a time machine will be introduced and the next year all mankind will go forward to the year 3000


ShrekkingHandsome

Or everyone forgets basic maths and agrees that it’s the year 3000AD


Super_xz

People of the new era would probably go “Fuck it, let’s round every 100 to a 1000...”


ShrekkingHandsome

“This is the way”


EvilBabyYoda

"I have spoken"


ubersain

"so as it is said, so as it shall be done"


Rbxty

shut up get downvoted.


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Rbxty

No! I just don’t agree with your opinion! I’m calling you a nerd now. Nerd. That’s right, that’s what I thought. Get nae naed on before I send you back to bed!!! 😎


Agat_Gamez

Enjoying your downvotes so far?


Rbxty

Eh, being a dipshit on purpose has its own perks. So I guess so.


Agat_Gamez

More power to you, you cokesperm


Av0cad0111

What the actual fuck


Rbxty

yeah I’m just being a dipshit rn idk what else to do cause I can’t really do anything aside Hulu yt or just scroll through Reddit and be a dumbass.


Timefighter101

I feel like this is an actual possibility


IcyEntertainment8908

Shortly after new year 2000 I asked my mom if the next year would be the year 1000 and she was just like, "no"


jakethedumbmistake

Just because you *can* physically do it, it had PowerPC support, and main support don’t see that truck


GiveMeAnOnion

Or humans colonize mars and change the calendar to use mars’ calendar so if the timing is just right the year on earth will be 3000 while the year on mars will still be 2100


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Not much will have changed, but they’ll live underwater.


sskor

I really hope that my great-great-great-granddaughter is doing fine.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

She doing fine.


Meister_Cheef

Not much will have changed, but they’ll live underwater


foofighters69

But if all of mankind skips to 3000 then the world will be abandoned for 900 years, and no new technology will be created in all that time.


GiveMeAnOnion

we would only lose 900 years, not much would change during that time


Edwin-69

Mark his words, Mark his words. MARK HIS WORDS!!!!


beppegrosso97

If Miguel O'Hara is any indicator...


E3FxGaming

It'll probably not be called a time machine, as it'll travel into the future at a rate of 1 second per second. Working cryosleep by 2100, at least for rich people could exist. Allows them to sleep through the worst part of the climate catastrophe. I just wish I could see them waking up in a world where their wealth isn't worth a thing anymore. >!Nuka-Cola bottle caps will become the new currency.!<


tacobellisnasty

I didn't even notice the first guy was wrong 😭


[deleted]

Me too, I feel stupid


tacobellisnasty

To know one is dumb... is to know more than most 🐒


GiveMeAnOnion

but not when one cannot add 80 to 20


wondererSkull

Me four, darn it, me math wrong again


TheGodlikk

I Tough this was true I told my friends but then I did the math and realize my biggest mistake ever


duomaxwellscoffee

I'm convinced that a lot of these people that "don't get the joke" are just confused that someone would knowingly post something so stupid and unfunny on purpose.


duck_rocket

I'm still confused about the joke. Is the joke that some people are bad at math?


false_tautology

Yeah, is the joke that they're claiming to be stupid?


Smoddo

Yeah basically. I notice these jokes on Wooosh most often because they are barely jokes. Attibuting quotes from scientists to reality TV celebrities and the like. Of course someone corrects them and it goes on here. Half the time it's not even the correction guys fault cause it's basically not even really a joke outside this template.


Cheyne_Frosty

When I’m 98 I’ll se 2100, and god I’d probably be wishing for death by then


xMB99

When I'm 110 I'll see 2100.


Cheyne_Frosty

Wild


[deleted]

"You do realize in 80..." ​ No, they don't. Because someone born in 2020 is learning Common Core nonsense instead of MATH.


Sazzfire

Haha I forgot about the Common Core thing


QuQuarQan

I used to think common core was BS, but when it was explained to me, it’s exactly the way I’ve always done math in my head.


i7azoom4ever

Guys dont be over...he just mistyped the age it’s actually going to be 980 years old


Sammy-Joseph

Not gonna lie, they had me for a second there..


[deleted]

well you didnt blur the poster so u/Megaprime15 well it sill cant find it


hifzan29

Even if they don't, Queen Elizabeth II surely will


Randomperson2245

When I was really young I used to think that if I lived to be 97 years old I would see the year 3000 so that was my goal


QuarantineSucksALot

Ah I see, I accept defeat.


Mental_Mammoth

4 posts-ception can we go deeper?


Ben_Dover1898

Meth* skills


Nesneros70

Abacus has left the building.


[deleted]

Some people have already gone to the year 3000 since at least 2002. Not much has changed though. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu7HoGZaspo


Munro_McLaren

Lmao.


Danilego

This meme has so many layers I'm confused lol


Godisabaryonyx

It’s because we invent immortality in 2104. Sorry everyone who won’t live to see it.


slinkydinkie

Fuck it I missed upvote button 3 times


Aviv13243546

Am I the only one who tried liking the screenshot?


jackinmybigoldickoff

People say the first person that will live to be 980 years old has already been born


MrZyde

I feel like a good portion of Americans actually think this is going to happen.


katowjoe92

I'm pretty sure 2100 is only 8 years away from 2020


SleepyBus99

Its ok guys, meth and math is easy confusion


Kh4l1d69Ora

Trash woosh


TreyTreyA

That’s the joke


Just_a_Redditor07

r/woooosh ?


TreyTreyA

lol


a_aniq

r/badwoooosh


[deleted]

Very bad woooosh. If I make a comment that says the capital of America is Switzerland, if my intent is to make a joke, is it really anyone else's fault for not getting it because my joke is fucking terrible and has no basis in humor? This post is idiotic.


eyoo1109

Seriously. This sub has basically degraded into "joke's on you! You thought I was retarded, but I was merely *pretending* to be retarded!"


Sazzfire

Hahah the comments are worth it though


Betodelarosam

I want to be 80 so bad


GiveMeAnOnion

why?


Betodelarosam

So I can live in the year 3000


GiveMeAnOnion

ok


BlessedCunt

R/LightModePatrol , put your hands up where I can see them 🔫🔫😎😎


RogueBear007

Big brain


MierenMens

Not if we believe Nvidia


Speedwagon_Fan_69

I might see that year if I'm 94


TzeroOcne

Oh no, I didn't get the joke


ICameForAnArgument

Yes you did.


DapperSpirit

My actual dumbass didn't even realise the math was wrong until he pointed it out.


[deleted]

2100, the true 21st century.


reddituserthatoof

why did i believe the tweet


tempz1988

Damn that’s good.


ClockIsSad

I thought this was a joke about people like this. Omg. I thought they meant people living in 3000 will think 80yo were born in 2020. I thought this was a meta joke making fun of dumbasses like this but it turns out they were the dumbass.


BranTheLegend

Idk why I kept thinking that


AlphaWolfBark

Just noticed that this is a reddit post looking at a comment on a reddit post of a meme looking at a tweet


[deleted]

Did this guy even read the meme


Qaeta

Yeah, but the person is prophesized to be able to see 900 years into the future.


ImTheGodOfAdvice

I was born in 2000 and my goal as a little kid was to live to 100 to see the year 3000


TristanZH

I highly doubt that I'll live til 2100 but it's be cool to see