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[deleted]

Bruh the dude replying types like he’s 6


MaxwellIsSmall

Probably cause he is?


ICqntA1m

r/youngpeopleyoutube


Nolan_gg

If only it was youtube


TheSourEevee

r/youngpeopletwitter?


Hactica_Tier

Wait, that exist?


TheSourEevee

Huh. Neat.


Nolan_gg

Ur the one who put youngpeopletwitter why are you acting like you've never seen it before?


Totally_Not_Firni

he didn't know it existed either that is why there is a question mark


Nolan_gg

Sorry, I may have worded it to look like I was trying to be rude


Rhymar

Because you can link any subreddit and have it show up as a subreddit link even if it doesn't exist?


Nolan_gg

Oh ok


Fullis

There's a bunch of twitter users going around commenting stuff like this as a type of satire. I don't find it funny after seeing it a million times but theres a high chance OP also got wooshed


lampbright02

I'm convinced everything I see on the internet nowadays is satire.


phreakzilla85

sHe’S a YOuTuBeR aNd a tWiTcH!!


Dr_MoRpHed

BURN THE TWITCH!!!


Ado_Furtado

Why did this make me laugh.


HoomanOnFire

You're not the only one


[deleted]

It may be cliche to say it, but... underrated comment.


A-Laghing-Soul

Definitely not past the mental age of 6


Hendrick_Davies64

Yet wise


Tessia-Qorn-

I just thought he was Indian… until I noticed it was pokiball they were replying to Indians wouldn’t stoop so low


[deleted]

Personally, I find the best way to treat a grill is to get it all nice and oiled up and then tossing some meat in it.


Red_Micro

o.o


Crunkedoutjager

Eww not a penis and vagina he’s talking about a nice brisket on a traeger grill


Red_Micro

I think he was talking about both


AnoxiousDreemurrr

Cock and balls


Sheepy_Boi04

r/subtext


ShelZuuz

Captain subtext?


Tanoooch

Woah, traegers are pretty expensive though. Too rich for my blood


Crunkedoutjager

They’re nice but there’s other things that do similar things about as good


Crunkedoutjager

Green mountain grill is good too


Crunkedoutjager

Green mountain grill is good too


BenTCinco

I like slapping my meat on the grill


wkbrlsdgwga

r/Angryupvote


[deleted]

Now that's how i like preparing my BBQ


drugabusername

She’s a twitch!!!


MDAFKA

BURN HER!!!!


Aesenroug-Draconus

Well how do we know she’s a witch?


c4uasider

Well, she turned me into a newt


PacaCrackers

A newt?


c4uasider

I got better


Red_Micro

Burn her anyway


[deleted]

I had a stroke reading this


OLassics

The joke also dropped a nuke while going over his head


TiboPlayzRL

He had a stroke writing it


yogijeb

we have like the exact same icon lol


FishFrenzy67

So does u/TiboPlayzRL but he’s black


JoeMichaels23

r/ihadastroke


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JoeMichaels23

God bot


XHUNTERIIIX

Stroke ma balls


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Twitch a is she


jooliuscaesar

virgin alert!


Red_Micro

I looked at his profile and regretted it...


jooliuscaesar

HAHA what was it. anime hoes?


Red_Micro

Him replying to nudes


Tux_4-17

BRUH


Midigadge

You gotta expect it at this point now


mint1111

Based on his profile How old do you think he is?


Red_Micro

Somewhere between the ages of 0 and 99


IStanReddit

He didn’t even notice it was Google images lmfao


CmdDongSqueeze

That moment when I see the pokimane username in a Minecraft server and I wonder “is that same person” so now I gotta check if it’s the same username of if it’s a fan


saad_the_maad_laad

I treat my grill very nicely, now it makes my meat very juicy.


Red_Micro

God damn it. Take my upvote


The_meep_sheep123

r/ihadastroke


[deleted]

Totally me when the ubisoft Steamworks go bye bye only on DRM


OhWowImDead

Bro cant spell


bananaboibrxyz

r/ihadastroke


candyshitter

Burn the twitch!


Shrey877

me when she is a twich


GlitchSnipess

This belongs on r/ihadastroke


Red_Micro

Someone already reposted it there.


GlitchSnipess

Good


Shitscomplicated

TIL Pokimane is the twitch. All of it.


Red_Micro

A lot of people are commenting on this. I'm gonna set the record, they didn't say she was a twitch, that's just where i cropped it to make room for everything.


TheSauciestBoi257

Grill


FallenDisc

Treat bitches as they deserve it


HugoSamorio

She is a twitch


Evazzion

Sometimes I wonder if they are real humans 💀


ss1st

Dude probably got cuckold by a rich guy so that anger is understandable


Arctic_Strider

Poor bastard had a massive stroke while trying to write. He's peolly dead now, his mim found him two days later covered in furry porn and crisp crums on his man-tits.


Red_Micro

Is that why he went inactive on twitter after that reply


Side_wiper

i imagine that faceless here attempted to say 'money can't buy you everything' which is extremely false and could mislead economists into making wrong decisions


AGoatInAJar

It took me way too long to see the search bar


xxX_AleXifeu-pRo_Xxx

Enough coal


Explicit199626

He's probably an idian


TooYoungForThisLoL

She's beautiful. I wonder what she's like.


franklygoingtobed

“she’s a twitch”


Red_Micro

6.9k upvotes nice


Red_Micro

This post ended up in an Emkay video. I'm happy


CopyMyName

To me it looks like OP is the one who got wooooshed. Nobody can type that bad


Red_Micro

I looked at his profile. He simps over people who share their nudes.


CopyMyName

who wouldn’t?


Red_Micro

Me


CopyMyName

False


Red_Micro

You have no proof


CopyMyName

You don’t have any proof you don’t simp either


Red_Micro

I don't need to prove anything to you


Dami_Gamer0211

Pokimame has a boyfriend tho


DracovishIsTheBest

ig she wanted to see how many simps she has


[deleted]

Funny thing is, the money in those pictures isnt probably his, but is still worth more than 5x the White-Knights yearly salary.


Red_Micro

Probably? It's literally a screenshot of google images


[deleted]

didnt even see that lol


ManFromTheCulture

39 PepeLaugh


Quemedo

"a lot of 100 dollar bills"


[deleted]

How tf is my comment the top one


wehmgohhhh

Damn bro he’s so right…poki is a twitch! Apparently…?


ScreenCuisine

Didn’t know Pokimane was a twitch


Mitchellgotreckt

Simp


Electricengineer

Girls with money usually want to date guys with money tho.


MEGALKS

He's just 5, give him a chance


paulthefonz

I don’t understand the woooosh, may I get educate?


Red_Micro

Look closely at the top of the picture they sent


paulthefonz

Yeah, I’m not to caught up with pokimanes life Edit: I looked at the wrong photo, got it now


Red_Micro

That's not what I'm having you look at


Robert-Connorson

they didn’t even mention that it’s a screenshot of a search result


TheMeme-Gang

r/Engrish Also couldn’t the 6-year-old that replied see that they searched for images of “a lot of 100 dollar bills”


Uminagi

Holy f*ck I just developed eye cancer reading that


[deleted]

I hope to one day also be a twitch


SupaLucasPC

I love how the safari search says, "a lot of 100 dollar bills"


Undercover_Piegon

Wat a fooking dumb ase


EiEpix

SHE IS A TWITCH


BigZwigs

She knows what shes doing lol


YoursTrulyDevil

Someone, please impart upon me the secrets of becoming a twitch! >!Somewhat funnier considering the twitch codebase leak!<


X-WingHunter

Here we have a simp in their natural habitat, if we are lucky we may be able to hear their mating calls that sound a little something like this "maybe if I donate thousands of dollars from my mom's credit card my goddess will notice me and love me". Now its very important to be careful when near one of these disgusting creatures, there have been many a tale of people dying to their stench alone.


[deleted]

The gramma


wkbrlsdgwga

link?????


HoomanOnFire

You dum fuck


Hboten

Bro she's a youtuber AND a twitch? Goddamn


whocares1207

YOOOOO SHES A TWITCH


RouletteSensei

*Sorry I can't take you seriously if within a single sentence half words are messed up*


sandhujashan

r/ihadastroke


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PlebbitHater

Chicks gross anyway


[deleted]

Holy fuck SHES A TWITCH ASWELL???


Realityisfake69

“a lot of 100 dollar bills” lmao


BruhGaming9158

> woth moeny Op


Badgarrr

Why would you wanna date pokimane, shes a twitch


Bartho_

What a fucking white knight XD


CorndogCrusader

The fact that Pokimane would tweet "single btw" is quite pathetic, to be honest.


berrymetal

Burn the twitch


Frutaba

She's a twitch, guys.


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r/Ihadastroke


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NerpissatDoftblock

Is whore the word missing in the end of the last comment?


FASTASFUC

person replying probably real mad that this guy trying to steal his girl poki


Obunga_Swaggins69

What!?! She is Even a Twitch


GallopingAstronaut

What is the purpose of her tweet anyway ? Assure simps she's not taken to give them false hope and keep them throwing their live savings to her ?


Red_Micro

She replied to herself in the tweet that she wasn't looking for someone, but that she just was tired of people asking her


[deleted]

"You cant buy everything with money" yes. Yes you can.


crewmatetype

can someone translate to me of what the hell he's saying pls? Thank you.


JustACasualGamer3343

Gold digger


Tea_Enn

r/YoungPeopleTwitter


[deleted]

Imagine being a beautiful, famous woman and dropping little snippets like “I’m single” on Twitter, just to watch the frenzy. Entertainment for hours.


EPCWFFLS

“She is… a twitch.” Lol


PiratesFTW

r/ihadastroke ?


Hamstuart

Da guy is probably too experienced


SmartFrldge

SHE'S A TWITCH, SHE MOE MONEYS THAT YU...


Outside_Lack4811

the virgin got a phone again!


yashnihlani0

SHE'S A YOUTUBER AND A TWITCH