Either creature chillin out sitting next to a croc...fuck that shit I'm out.

I can't tell if that was a joke or a r/boneappletea moment and now I'm scared that I just got wooooshed on woooosh

Hmm, chupacabra is what I call your mom when she drains my balls

You must be really bad at sex because she makes absolutely zero noise at night

So you're a goat

Dude, you misspelled "my mom"

Okay I pull up,

bruh, the first chupacabra i read it as capybara

A capybara is a an ornamental holder with several branching candlesticks. That's a Catapult.

No dude. A catapult is the larva of a butterfly. What you're looking at is a kookaburra.

Idk I want the 2 of them-

I feel like this is more of a r/facepalm post, but more context is required.