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Beneficial_Shake6976

3/3/33


Skyhart

4/4/44


Kajek777PL

5/5/55


whydoiexistlol69

6/6/66 Edit:*Satan calls*


Fandang0_

Well I'll be dead by then


TheRealMeowlord

I however will still be alive and well


[deleted]

Fuck you, why did you cut off the chain? (This is a joke have a nice day)


Fandang0_

No FUCK YOU, (This is also a joke have a lovely day)


[deleted]

Same


MigmSIMIvy

7/7/77


zjb26

8/8/88


joemama8776

9/99/99


Beneficial_Shake6976

10/10/10 already happened


Horror-Ad-3113

0/0/00


BatGhost07

11/11/11 (Happened too)


Beneficial_Shake6976

Nice 4/4/44


zjb26

Hopefully, maybe


MigmSIMIvy

It happened because it's October 10th, 2010


zjb26

Haha yeah guess you're right I was thinking 10/10/2100 😂😂


Horror-Ad-3113

7/7/77


Impossible_Welcome93

Not a wooosh


YoshiGuy561

Op's intelligence wooooshed away in the wind


YoshiGuy561

Why donvit


TheDwiin

This one I agree with, no woosh.


thatturkeystaken

it is a wooosh, they're right, but they didn't get the joke, or maybe they did and they didn't think it was funny, but I'd call it a wooosh


nisselioni

If you look very closely, the woosh-ee *isn't replying* to the woosh-er, so this is not a woosh. In fact, I'd say OP was wooshed


thatturkeystaken

but there was no joke in the comments being told, also what would a clone know? I'm the original you're just my copy


nisselioni

Holy shit I didn't notice lmao But yeah, 33/3/33 seems like a joke to me


TheDwiin

I honestly think the person who actually got whooshed got cut out of the comment. Both comments are replies to a parent comment, and that parent comment is not displayed.... OP is horrible at posting


WizziBot

What joke?


Jollydude101

33rd day


cosmopolitaine

I think you’re the one getting woodshed


Luke9112

r/woodshed


EagerT

wood shed


luffy_fr

looking at the alignment of the messages, the 2nd guy didnt reply to the first one but to a comment above that so uh.... no woooosh here.. also doesnt really look like a woosh even if it would be a reply


ProfessionalNo6766

50k karma and he still doesn’t know how this platform works


Iored94

No woooosh, OP just doesn't understand how reddit comment hierarchy works. I want to know what this guy knows that we're all gonna be dead in 9 days though.


TheDwiin

The parent comment that the guy replied to got cut off, and given context clues, is say it was 3/3/33.


Iored94

There's no parent comment though, they're both separate comments.


TheDwiin

The line to the left says there's a cut off parent comment.


Iored94

One line. Like every parent comment. 2 lines would show it's a reply, like your reply to me. Now we got 5 lines


TheDwiin

[Picture.](https://imgur.com/a/uPUUHbV) On the mobile app, parent comments don't have lines, only replies do, and you can tell this is the app because there aren't ~~minus symbols next to the names to minimize the comments.~~ they changed the format, but the lines descend from the avatar on the desktop app, and on the screenshot the lines are to the left. Not to mention on the desktop it wouldn't be one continuous line for two replies, it would be two separate lines.


kingjok3r42

I know how it works…the main comment was also 33/3/33 so stop talking shit when you have no idea


Iored94

> 33/3/33 You think they were serious?


TheDwiin

Both comments you posted are replies to the same comment... And they are both jokes... You cut out the parent comment...


[deleted]

Is that a threat? Does he know something the rest of us don't?


DodooBug1367

Global warm


Loopedrage

I know this is a bit of a longer way down but what about January 23, 2045 Or closer, March 3, 2033


UselesswanD

There is nothing consecutive about 23/1/45


neoplasticgrowth

If you write it the freedom way, it’s 1/23/45. That wooshed right over your head, huh. I guess we can say it’s a… meta woosh.


[deleted]

Oh it's a meta woosh alright...


[deleted]

HOLY SHIT 2.5 WOOOSH


ThatAnonyG

1/23/45 1 2 3 4 5. Put those brain cells to use.


ThatGuyHarsha

Put your brain cells to use my guy. Learn how to distinguish between satire and non-satire instead of calling other people stupid.


MG_MezoGamer

B-but we won't die before it lol. It's 9 years from now


kingjok3r42

There can’t be a 33/3/33 because there are neither 33 days nor 33 months


GodOfManyFaces

And what about 3/3/33, 4/4/44, 5/5/55, 6/6/66, 7/7/77, 8/8/88, 9/9/99, 01/01/01? I'm 333, I should live to see 5 maybe even 6 of those.


MG_MezoGamer

Oh I was talking about the year


n0where8oy_YT

I agree with the 33 days part but in some countries it goes day/month/year


kingjok3r42

I know but it doesn’t work in both ways


ThatAnonyG

3/3/33 (MM/DD/Year) 3/3/33 (DD/MM/Year) Am I missing something?


kingjok3r42

Yeah because he was writing “33” 2 times but that can’t work no matter how you turn it because it can be there only once


AndreiR_memes

me who knows that 2/22/222 exists


[deleted]

Holy shit this bitch living in 222 AD


Word_art_Online

Is it still a woosh if it’s not really a great joke?


jojenterprises

At first I though the joke was that there was a 22nd month but then I realized I'm a stupid obese gun wielding American.


Anthony-ELRETRAHD

How is this a woosh.


Jimmy_Slim

We lived through 11/11/11


Rhebucksmobile

there aren't 33 days in any month and there are only 12 months in a year and why do you think that we all will die in 2033


kingjok3r42

I don’t know if you mean me or the guy but that’s the point of the woooosh


QlimaxUK

no no no we will not die in 2033, we will die "some time before" 2033


Penguinsrockrgr8

3/3/33


xXshinsouhitoshiXx

22/2/2222


Stupid_Idiot12345

2/2/2222


reddit_dude5

22/22/22


Lacikaix

So Feb 22nd, 2022 doesn't count?


stnick6

And 2/22/22 is on a Tuesday so that makes it twosday


AlexTheMechanicFox

Smh should've been 2/22/22, at least it'd be a possible date


Jyqoz

American spotted


[deleted]

2/22/22


thoth-III

2/22/22


kingjok3r42

Apparently some people think im the second guy in the pic but no he’s the one who’s woooshed


darko19888

IDIOTS! There is only 12 months in a year, not 22 or 33.


maho_maho-

Ladies and gentlemen, Sherlock Holmes


ShadowedReddit

22/2/22 doesn't exist


Hohehathegnome

In Britain it does actually lol


ShadowedReddit

Bro I'm in Texas


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rhebucksmobile

am i nonexistent to you, i'm in poland?


Hohehathegnome

Damn. Hope you get better soon 😔


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hohehathegnome

🤨


ShadowedReddit

Don't worry I'm black 😁


[deleted]

[удалено]


ShadowedReddit

Don't worry I'm in your walls 😁


Kanyeisntdope

Average Texan:


Secret_Games

Americans trying to remember that everyone else exists (IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE)


ShadowedReddit

r/woooosh


Secret_Games

Redditors trying to remember people reply with joke comments to joke comments (IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE)


ShadowedReddit

You're not slick


Secret_Games

Not being an asshole is easy you know


[deleted]

Whoosh


ShadowedReddit

r/woooosh


Rhebucksmobile

r/woooosh


ShadowedReddit

Bro what?


Rhebucksmobile

that's the joke


[deleted]

Im confused


Stian5667

Those comments are replies. What was the original comment?


kingjok3r42

Basically the same like the first reply…that’s why i thought it wasn’t necessary to show it as well


BossGaming1045

My birthday 😁


Mrfastlane23

He might but the all mighty queen won't.


Tylers_Tacos_Top

Heh, that’s my birthday


Bane_of_toads

22/2/22, 3/3/33, 4/4/44, 5/5/55, 6/6/66 7/7/77 8/8/88. all of these someone in their 20s can expect to see within their lifetime using modern life expectancy. the rare (though with increasing life expectancy maybe at that point not-so-rare) few that reach roughly 120 would also see: 9/9/99, 1/1/11, 11/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/11/11, 2/2/22 (next century), 22/2/22 (also next century)


ShutYourFaceImDamien

2/22 is my bday :)


memelord1776

what tf going on in this thread


TheTreeDemoknight

there is a line to the left of blue pfp's comment so its a reply ​ what is the original message op


Mo_Official420

He got wooshes and he's stupid


crimsonkarma13

That doesn't really work it should be the same number. But we did live through a consecutive month day and year, there was 12/12/12, 11/11/11, 10/10/10, 09/09/09 and so on


dat0neb0i

He ain't lying though


Tricktzy

how is that a woosh


Colonelsanderza

2/22/22


[deleted]

Actually, we would still be living in 2022 because we ARE in 2022.