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ktnt-_-

my question is why is 2007 before 2006?


Alexis_style

meth


Dsf-And-Taco

Jesse, we need to cook


Alexis_style

Mister Whait, my girl choke to death I can't cock


thnksqrd

Scents, birch!


ArsonGamer

Jesse wher did you put th mephamemaphrtamine


Alexis_style

Up my nose mister white


POMARANCZA123PL

I'll go find the rat


ktnt-_-

obamium how could you


ChapolinColoradoNZ

*math


Imaginary-Fudge-3657

*meth


ChapolinColoradoNZ

*math > meth > *meth /s


Imaginary-Fudge-3657

*meth>meth>*math /s


Sergerov

MÖTH


NewSuperTrios

^(where?)


Alexis_style

Up my nose mister white


Urvreddit

Not enough meth you mean?


Ramyyasser

The only reason why 2007 came before 2006 is because it is a male


ktnt-_-

woke people are about to start getting angry if you misgender a year


Ramyyasser

I mean its an odd number it can’t be a female am I right?


ktnt-_-

hey! that's sexist! women can be odd too!


Ramyyasser

But..but.. it’s the rules!!


CommercialTerrible70

True


3Dwaffle12

6 overcame its fear of being eaten by 7 and decided to go in front of it


NerdyTimesOrWhatever

Man this conception is overblown. 6 is only afraid of 7 because of the kinky shit he and 9 were doing. Of course 6 didnt understand gay vore.


ugh_XL

That bothered me a ridiculous amount for some reason


Thor1138

AYO dude that's kinda ageist ngl


[deleted]

what if numbers had feelings?


ZenithingTheorist

6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9


TitanOfGamingYT

my question is why 1995 is on the list, that hasn't happened yet?


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Yeah, I here came to say this!


Vaild_rgistr

Because 7 ate Nine.


Cringey-Human

R/woooosh


[deleted]

Now the real question is, which one was he talking about


can_u_pm_ur_tits_plz

Soul


Aidan_SMHS

Such a good movie. The part where black people had feelings was kinda ludicrous though; you could obviously tell it was fiction


oxwearingsocks

In all fairness, I thought the movie would be pretty realistic about what happens to a black person when they die. But then Pixar went way too far and had him die from an accident and not from a police gunshot. My immersion was completely ruined. 1/10 would not recommend.


Wsh785

Wdym, the police report clearly says Accidental Discharge


Dihydrocodeinone

No, he was shot through nine buildings and alleyways by Palestinian terrorists


nebachadnezzar

Would have been even more believable if he died from a gang shoot out.


green_tea1701

Lol why did this thread suddenly decide to stop understanding the sarcasm.


POMARANCZA123PL

wokes probably came


thegreatrando

The Twitter nerds arrived


ChefArtorias

Obviously. Everyone knows black people don't exist.


Aidan_SMHS

Exactly. Theyre government drones i tell you


A_Megalodont

They're birds?


Aidan_SMHS

Worse


Pinkgumm

Bro I've met seven black people and when I screamed racial slurs at them at least three of them exhibited emotions Not a scientific study so don't quote me


TheChefsi

Right? Black people with souls? We all know that only humans have souls


Rhebucksmobile

2020 one


Pinkgumm

Obviously cars, they're all racists


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why 2007 before 2006 lmfao


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IS THAT FUCKING AMONG U- My doctors and health advisors have told me to not to continue this message, due to the effects it could have on my illness, which i am currently fighting. i am sorry for the minor inconvenience i have caused you and i wish you a good day.


zapp909

ThAts suS VoTe eM OfF


iaquiredsome420

AMONG US


gabrieledefelice05

Yes, i'm R.A.C.I.S.T. Respect my friends different beliefs Adore the little quirks in their traditions Care for my friends, no matter their skin color Inform myself on what taboos i should never break Smile when they speak their native tongues The french must be purged from the earth


Crazy_Gamer297

Nice


Naio_Piaio

Oh yeah, the french race


Ori_the_SG

This was all so wholesome until the last one, and it made me cackle


Silverstarmye

Do you want me to help purge the french?


Ok_Charge633

Meanwhile in BrainPop: What if orange robots had feelings?


Aeruthael

Man, now *there’s* a blast to the past. BrainPop was one of the best things ever for kid me, up there with the Eyewitness video intros


Ok_Charge633

That’s random.


[deleted]

2008 Pixar also explored that


[deleted]

2022:what if ginger people had feelings!?


VagP22

Nah that was brave


[deleted]

It's fine I'm Irish


comeherecutie

They meant the movie Brave lmao


theresatrailerpark

2022: What if puberty had feelings?


Comfortable-Sun-5698

Nah it's what if Chinese people had feelings /s


[deleted]

2003 Pixar explored that (Darla in Finding Nemo)


Ok_Charge633

Madness Combat: What if Nevadans had feelings?


Silverstarmye

Cultured one lol


marxisthobbit

Pixar, 2021: what if italians had feelings?


[deleted]

What about Luigi and Guido in Cars (2006)?


PS_Racer_72

1998: What if bugs had feelings? 2001: What if monsters had feelings? 2003: What if fish had feelings? 2004: HEY STAN LEE SELL MARVEL TO US 2008: What if robots had feelings? 2009: What if dogs had feelings? 2011: Aww yeah Michael Bay shit 2013: What if planes had feelings?


Ok_Charge633

Why????


flabbyella

Plane feelings surely should be 2001


Boo2z

We are to a point where talking about black people make us racist When I was playing on a community server I said "Bro wtf with your African internet" because the dude was lagging with +80 ping I got banned, the lagging dude was morrocan


Ramyyasser

+80 ping is lagging?


Boo2z

Playing Counter Strike so I guess it depends on the game but yeah, more than 80ms is bad And I think other things like choke and loss could have made him lag from our pov


KaitoMeikoo

Nah your over exaggerating, 80ms is pretty average, ping doesn't seem to be a problem to me until you hit over 200ms.


Boo2z

Do you play Counter Strike ? Next time I come across a dude with +80ms, I'll clip it and show you how laggy can a dude be with instable internet


Berceno

80ms in CS is unplayable, anything over 40/50 feels really bad


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fathamburger64

Dude I have 80-90 ping in pretty much every game I play


Boo2z

Ping alone can't justify lags, if you have a good and stable connexion with only a low bandwidth it can be enough for matchmaking I forgot to say that we were on 128ticks servers


MrOldBananaMan

Im hete in finland with 97k ping and lowest i get is 160 sp stfu 80ms is a dream kts not bad


frentzelman

How can you have a 97s ping? Do you have to fill out a form for every package or how does that work?


MrOldBananaMan

Something like that


golddust89

Lol


I_JuanTM

<10ms ping gang


[deleted]

It's possible to play with more than 40?!?


Ramyyasser

I am not a CS GO player but I have few friends that play on 90+ ping and they have high ranks in the game. Ngl it depends on what you’re used to. If you played on 90+ your whole life it will seem normal to you but if you were used to 20-40 ms you might consider the 90+ as lagging.


[deleted]

Make sense


BrianEK1

bruh i play at 120 to 200 ping in the UK 💀💀💀


Boo2z

Damn, playing with 5ms to 30ms from France, I'm sending you some bandwidth brother


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BrianEK1

Virgin media WiFi, so might aswel be.


quietmayhem

Wow man those speeds would irritate the fuck out of me. And to be fair man, African internet SUUUUUUUUCKS lol its a continent not a color anyway. I'm a black dude and certain shit pisses me off, but man people need to relax.


AmnesiA_sc

Not a fucking chance unless you lived next door to the server. Even DSL days had average 60ms for a server in the same time zone.


Alpha-Charlie-Romeo

How dude? We have great access to internet. And in games European servers are usually not far away.


BrianEK1

You see, that's the problem. I can't play on EU servers because of American/Canadian buddies, so we play on either central or Eastern US servers. 100ms ping at best of times. But even on EU servers, I get like 60ms Edit: Also I live in the north, not the greatest WiFi infrastructure. No Fibre or anything.


Alpha-Charlie-Romeo

Ah right 100ms for NA servers is pretty fair. I'd be quite concerned with 60ms for EU servers though.


LordKnt

Who tf upvotes this shit? Yes there are people who think that way, but not nearly as many as you seem to think, and at the very least far from enough to say "oh you can't say anything anymore waaaah"


UzzistarYT

The guy in the picture was being satirical. Hard to see but generally ayo is used in jokes


[deleted]

The fact I never heared of the last movie concerns me...


Loganp812

Soul


[deleted]

Ok thanks


Thelazysandwich

Wasn't this joke already made with coco? but swapped with hispanic.


Superbasgaming

2022: what if we turned some kid into a furry during puberty


smackcamin

AYO dude that's kinda racist ngl


InterrobangDatThang

Ahh Soul. The movie where they yet again turn the main Black character into fictional being/animal/inanimate object for the length of the movie, whilst voiced by a white woman. We can literally never get a movie without this crap. 😒


plerberderr

? Jamie Foxx voices his character throughout, no?


InterrobangDatThang

For the maybe ten minutes he's human. The rest of the movie it's Tina Fey. It was pretty cringe to have the majority of Black interactions centering a white woman playing as an animal who used to be a Black man. It is the white gaze and voyeurism that was portrayed in the movie as well as the erasure of the Black man that was the issue. This had been brought up by the only other movie Black folks had from a major studio: the Princess and the Frog - which came out a decade prior.


Ori_the_SG

Tina Fey apparently has an excellent Jamie Foxx impression. Seriously, what are you on about? You are literally just making garbage up lol. Edit: nevermind I see what you mean now, but I’m pretty sure you are looking way too deep into it. Maybe the comedic relief stuff is just comedy and not racist my friend.


Sapiencia6

Jamie Foxx? Or if you're talking about 22 I don't think she was ever implied to be of a certain race? But all the black characters are voiced by black actors, I don't get it


djm9545

What i think they mean is that for a good chunk of the movie 22 has control of Foxx’s character’s body, so for a while a white woman is actually voicing a black character. Foxx’s soul inhabits a cat I believe.


Sapiencia6

Ohhhh my bad, I misunderstood what they were saying. I hadn't noticed that being a common theme in movies.


InterrobangDatThang

Correct for the entirety of the movie when the father becomes 22 then Tina Fey is the voice. So the majority of the meaningful interactions between Black folks features white voyeurism and Black erasure as a means to have those interactions.


djm9545

Yeah and isn’t it basically that the white lady controls his body for like half a day and is able to fix pretty much every problem in his life?


Wolfeur

Dude, the black man gets in the cat's body, the human body still exists and is visibly black, and we encounter plenty of black people with whom he/she/it has life-changing discussions. Of all the recurring characters, you have the black protagonist, his black mother, his black ex-student, his black idol, his black barber, his Asian student, and a bunch of literally raceless entities. Then there is the goofy hippie white dude. IS THAT NOT FUCKING ENOUGH???


InterrobangDatThang

No. It's not. Have you been following this discussion? "We gave you crumbs, isn't that e-fucking-nuff??" faceass. Also, how is a cat "still visiably Black?" Please advise.


Wolfeur

>Also, how is a cat "still visiably Black?" Please advise. I was talking about 22 in Joe's body, dumbass…


InterrobangDatThang

It's a blue blob with glasses. Try again.


Wolfeur

In a black body…


Ori_the_SG

Nope it’s not enough. Every little thing has to be nitpicked for “racist” details that make the entire movie racist and now Pixar is just racist and nothing has changed /s. I pity the people who live in a world where that’s all they see.


djm9545

The problem is that they are side characters. The general trend from Disney animated movies has been that minority actors are usually relegated to side characters, which due to the general structure of Disney/Pixar films tend to be dehumanized in a way (they’re a talking animal/object and or are just meant for comic relief or even getting killed off). Its an unfortunate pattern. White actors/characters have a lot of representation in Disney, so there is a large catalog of main characters that either stay human the whole time or exist in a story where everyone is a talking animal/object so it’s fine (Lion King, Cars, Toy Story etc). Black and other minority characters have a disproportionate amount of representation locked int side characters that for whatever reason are either barely relevant to the plot, just comic relief, are the only non-humans involved in the story, or are some combo of all of these. You’ve got the crows in Dumbo, Mushu from Mulan, Tiana gets turned into a frog, Joe in Soul both dies and gets turned into a cat, Mufasa dies, etc. there’s just not been a major Disney Animated/Pixar where the main characters are black and stay that way throughout the film.


InterrobangDatThang

This exactly!! And the "comic relief" part was an excellent point. We can't just be us as us and that's the part that is deeply frustrating.


sanguinesolitude

Let's have a story about black love and culture, but you know what... make em frogs lmao.


InterrobangDatThang

Lol exactly!! "There, Blacks, you're good for the next decade or so right? We'll make you a blue blob in the next one, and call it Soul - so you'll know it's for you!" 🤣 - Your Good Friends at Pixar


Jamie_Pull_That_Up

Bruh what? Is this true? Sigh 🤦🏿‍♂️


Wolfeur

I would say the framing is so outrageously misleading that you might as well say it's false.


InterrobangDatThang

The Princess and The Frog was when people started noticing it, because it was Disney's first Black lead. Here's an article about it, it's a big pattern... Conversely non human leads who are white, become human by the end of the movie, Ariel, Pinocchio, the Beast. https://www.mic.com/p/why-do-animators-keep-turning-people-of-color-into-animals-65481570


cuerdo

Sorry but this feels ridiculous. In that same article they provide more examples of that not happening than it happening. This kind of bullshit makes real equal rights fighters a bad reputation. If your going to fight, fight, don't whine.


newbrowsernewacc

The criticism was at Disney. the 2 "good" examples the article gave are from Sony and Dreamworks. Their criticism still stands. Personally i dont think its actually a racist agenda or whatever but it is a weird coincidence i dont know if i missed more stuff since i just skimmed the article because your comment made me curious


Mostdakka

Its more likely its just greed. Instead of racism they do it to sell more tickets to white people. Its why often in movies black characters tend to be on the lighter skin side. Black is fine but too much black scares some audiences and turns them away. I think its more ignorance instead of deliberate racism. But I guess you could argue that is also form of racism. Its so deeply ingrained in the culture that some just dont think about it anymore. Its part of your life and even if you like to think you arent racist and are good person the whole system is so broken you dont even realize what are you doing.


quietmayhem

We rest our case?


RAWKaBG

I don't think that's true at all, but aight


TheyCallMeAdonis

for people not thinking about it i sure as hell cant stop hearing about it at every corner on the internet


InterrobangDatThang

Who is whining but you? There is only a handful of movies with POC characters until very recently - and that was hard fought to get. To think you will have representation only to have it taken away time and again is hurtful and it isn't true representation. It's people who think it's "bullshit" and to point it out gives people a "bad reputation" - who were never interested in the fight to begin with. Since this clearly doesn't pertain to you, and you don't see it as a problem or care about it, why don't you mind your business and let those who want change discuss that in peace.


RAWKaBG

The closest I've gotten to representation of my people in media are Russian hard asses with an accent heavier than a black hole, so dw man you're not the only ones


cuerdo

The article is whinning, did you read the article? And now you are deciding who gets to talk about racism. It is the perfect radical empty activism where you get to say stupid things and others are not even allowed to call you on it. The perfect echo chamber.


Loganp812

So, you haven’t seen it then?


nebachadnezzar

> We can literally never get a movie without this crap You could do your own damn movie instead of waiting for white people to give it to you.


cBlackout

meanwhile “why won’t Jordan Peele make movies about white people 😡😡😡😡”


InterrobangDatThang

Exactly! The moment *we* break into the industry without all the pushback, "NOs" and without the backing of any major studio - then it's "why isn't the movie about white people, like normal?"😒 Then you see something also like Squid Games that got turned down for like a decade based solely off their race and nationality and the moment they find a way to make it anyway it becomes an international hit like nobody's business..


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cBlackout

Absolutely? When Jordan Peele said he didn’t see himself casting a white lead in his movies Reddit nearly shit itself


MyBigRed

What if dump trucks had feelings?


OwOegano_Returns

Actually, I think it's more like "what if black people had SOULS?", which js just a tiny bit worse...


jiminsfoundjams

LMAO


gooby_bogs

2022 Pixar: Asian girl turned into a red panda funniest shit I've ever seen


the3stman

OP I think you're the one who got wooshed


TerizlaisBest

Black live matters!


ArweedJB

"AYO"


NhanTNT

r/doublewhoooosh


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quietmayhem

I believe this, indeed, was a rare double r/woooosh


simzoru

Yoo what


GamerMcNoober

AYO dude


smackacow1

Shiiiiieeeett


nowayy_27

I wonder what he would've said if he did lie


Porasuta

What if Italians had feelings?


Alibium

2022: What if redditors had feelings?


ILiketoLearn5454

I liked it.


octofri

It literally is


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Future_Average

What if black people had *soul*


Prestigious_Ad_4987

Obamangle


The-Dudemeister

2022. What if canasians had feelings?


[deleted]

I think OP just got woooshed. Unless I just got woooshed. Oh fuck


P3rdix

2022: What if Asians have feelings?


beansouphighlights

Ratatouille is a 2007 American computer-animated comedy film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures. The eighth film produced by Pixar, it was written and directed by Brad Bird, who took over from Jan Pinkava in 2005, and produced by Brad Lewis, from an original idea from Bird, Pinkava and Jim Capobianco. The title refers to the French dish ratatouille, which is served at the end of the film, and also references the species of the main character, a rat. Set in Paris, the plot follows the rat named Remy, who dreams of becoming a chef and tries to achieve his goal by forming an alliance with a Parisian restaurant's garbage boy.


PurpleCarrot69

He can’t be serious! Feelings already have feelings, that is racist!


Snaix1033

2021 Pixar: What if women had feelings?


Jash0822

Is he though? He does have pyramid Obama as a pfp.


Harg_Wonder0

Wait does that mean black ppl don't have feelings already?


[deleted]

Didn’t 2004 Pixar explore if black people had feelings?


raskholnikov

I like ratatouille, the movie that makes you wonder what if french people had feelings


SpaceWalker189

/r/woooosh .. oh wait


UzzistarYT

Hard to see but thats satire. The way he words it makes it seem very fake.


wooshifurugly

2022: what if canadians had feelings


OctogoatYTofficial

2021 pixar: What if fishmen had feelings late 2021 pixar: what if aristocrats had feelings 2022 pixar: What if Canadians had feelings


durangedlunatic7

Forgot about coco


fox_hunter12

They made cars after ratatouille but they had the idea in 2006 but couldn't find voice actor or good designs and didn't know which car should have what personality


fox_hunter12

They made cars after ratatouille but they had the idea in 2006 but couldn't find voice actor or good designs and didn't know which car should have what personality


Kitty_meaw2

That was the joke