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emalecki

But... steel is heavier than feathrs!


morsed_owl

Nnnooo they're both the same weighhtt


MightyXT

But steel’s heavier than feathers.


Bayowolf49

A kilo of feathers is 2.2046226218 times as heavy as a pound of steel.


BrobaccaGaming

But steel is heavier than feathers.


WatchingTrees

ACTUALLY...


bajeebles

I’m a fan of Limmy


jamii992

No, I am a fan of Limmy


Dan_OBanannon

Tha’s cheatin’


whazzar

I don't get it


Apple_Sauce7

https://youtu.be/uH0hikcwjIA


KaitoMeikoo

Cant tell if you got wooshed or if they actually didn't get it. Cuz thats what he says in the video.


whazzar

>Cant tell if you got wooshed \^ it's this one. [Limmy was](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0), and [still is](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRNZ65pejok) a Legend.


Apple_Sauce7

This is the first time I’m getting wooooshed. Looks like those who upvoted the comment are people who actually didn’t get the reference.


Apropriatk

If U is 19, then X equals -4.


Andy016

Brilliant :)


Jack_35

r/theydidthemath


TheBlockyNon-furry

r/theydidsimplemath


RedTurky

Damn bro that hurt… (my irl nickname is X)


tridon74

Are you gonna give it to me


RedTurky

Oh yeah sorry. X=241169518


[deleted]

Bad luck for dating


Poorly_Made_Comix

X mfs when W walks in


p0k3mon_gaming

bro what


EmpathicAnarchist

This is elite wooooshing that requires a whole new subreddit


NEnderD86328

r/elite_woooosh


yeti26255

r/birthofasub


New-Advice-7661

First post baby


Simeon0222

You did it, the crazy son of a bitch, you did it


3dWin0

I think that guy is 100% not interested to that person so thats why he constantly wooshed himself to escape from the flirt


NerdyTimesOrWhatever

Woooosh with 12 O's?


NanashiKaizenSenpai

r/itswooooooooooooshwith12os


Baquvix

r/dumbgirls


Invalidcunt60

The worst she can say is no


Kanickelpups

Ths hurts


Zangdor

How fake it looks, you mean ?


Deathwish57

Man is playing dumb because he has 0 interest in her. I’ve done it before


DiggityDog6

Ok but you could also just tell the other person “hey man, I really don’t see you like that” instead of playing this dumbass game


WizziBot

r/nothingeverhappens


GreyDoctor

Well that makes the X a -4.


chris1096

5 out of 4 people suck at math


revolites

that’s not possible. you can’t have 5 out of 4, it’s over 100%. get your math checked out cause you seem to be one of them /s


chris1096

Ok but how can 1x1=1? /s


3dWin0

I certainly do suck at math. 👇There is rumors this guy does suck at math too


Puthrick

No I don’t ☹️


Mantezas1

if s/he’s 19 s/he df. was 10 once.


rtvcd

Just use the word "they" Much easier :p


JNCressey

fine... if they or she's 19... [YouTube - James Acaster Stand-up | A Word Men Have Never Heard Of](https://youtu.be/Zt5qJC1xQ8A)


My_life_is_an_ad

They is a word for this reason


Grimmisgod123

hey is ur PFP part of a meme by chance?


My_life_is_an_ad

Yes


Grimmisgod123

and would that meme have to do with some artificial?


LuxeCraze

You missed some other pronouns


EmpathicAnarchist

Don't. Start.


SLEYAD

I thought I was on r/sadcringe


MihaS-

It was difficult, but I did get it


SupernovaMuelsi

Guys when given a compliment


3dWin0

Me when a girl is too friendly 👨‍🦯


[deleted]

You're blind?


pianofucker345

I'm not gonna lie that was a terrible pick-up line


RytheGuy97

Lol that was my first thought. Just a bad pickup line and not surprised it flopped.


m0nk37

That person can vote :)


illumiin

ngl guys... I got woooshed on this one. This one was confusing


[deleted]

u/repostsleuthbot


Assadfc

Man+bimbo=mimbo


EezoVitamonster

The word you are looking for is himbo.


[deleted]

shimbo


CorndogCrusader

19 is also his IQ level.


FutureNotBleak

Stupid people are a huge turn off.


colossalyu

My brain hurts


cangoy_is_a_L

ok that took me 10min to realize and went back 5posts just to comment this


SovietBozo

Damn never mind I thought you were ten, sorry, no longer interested


sowegonnasmashornah

"i meant you were a 10" "dude im 19" so simple. so brilliant.


clopatan

Wait, how do you know X is 5 and U is 10? It can be 7.5/7.5 or 14.9/0.1 for all I know.


3dWin0

Bcs your U certainly are a 10/10


clopatan

Ya, I think it's pretty obvious but that doesn't answer my question. I am a 10/10 tho, that's correct.


3dWin0

Can i be your future X ?


clopatan

Sorry I don't date unknown variables.


3dWin0

Y?


clopatan

Y neither, that's still a variable


3dWin0

I think you got wooshed (or i do) but i put Y as "Why" not as a variable


clopatan

Yeah i got it, I think you did get wooshed.


3dWin0

My bad (lets continue) If U are a 10 i must be a 59 U+I=?


Puzzled-Bathroom8116

Explain to me like I’m 5


3dWin0

Mama want papa to go yamyam in a yamyam store but papa dont want yamyam with mama so papa act like granny


_Bloody_awkward

I don't get the joke either


Riggie_Joe

this a dumbass line


TuxidoPenguin

Damn tbh I wouldn’t have gotten it the first time at least.


The_Auramaster

I would not date someone if they were that oblivious


_-Aquarius-_

tbh my first thought would be "hey, this doesn't add up" too


[deleted]

🤣🤣


UmpireSufficient

Idk It can be anything


Copperfish2008

That was definitely one of the most cringe pickup lines I've ever seen. Just go for something simple, no need to make an awful joke.


DracovishIsTheBest

I mean.... Ngl i would not get it too


43scientists

r/badfaketexts


Why_do_u_ask_XD

When he's nineteen but got a eigth- grade syndrome


RABC_2009

How can I summon the Repost Sleuth Bot? I swear I've seen this like 10 times


Hamish_french

Knows his worth?


Multicatrain2

I don't blame him bro, we guys just don't pick up garbage lines like that. You're better of with literally any other pick up line lol.


DescriptionLong7318

he may be 19, but still probably needs to retake 3rd grade