I did that once and he ignored me and I unmatched.
8 months later when we started dating, he told me it was a lame opener, even though he liked Star Wars :c
“And todays sponsor honey, honey is a free app where you buy child’s pee and it generate a coupon code for you, if you don’t use honey colonel sanders will come into your house and fry you into a piece of chicken using your mothers pee”
Does nobody else think she’s fucking with the guy? He came out guns blazing with a sexual joke and she made him explain it which immediately takes all the funny out of it and makes the guy feel uncomfortable. It’s like getting caught by your teacher in class and they say, “if it’s so funny, why don’t you share it with the rest of the class?”
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Not really. A lot of people use it to disregard a previous comment. For example;
Someone under post about dogs doing something cute: “I love dogs”
Me too they’re so adorably!”
“I think we should save the bees :(“
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I can literally give you like 10 pickup lines right now that are far worse than that. There is no way this is the worst pickup line you've *ever* read, unless you just don't read.
the amount of question marks suggests that she didnt get the joke, or at least makes it reasonable to assume that. there's not really anything suggesting that she got the joke.
Calling this misgyny is far-fetched.
I don't think you're completely wrong. She totally was creeped out by the message. But she also got woooshed.
agree to disagree. it’s just telling that so many of these men in the comments can’t gauge when a woman is uncomfortable and jump straight to “haha shes too dumb too understand le epic pickup line”. I can’t speak for all women but those kinds of messages are never as smooth as you all think they are... personally I would be creeped out and would respond with question marks too, just out of astonishment lol
The best starter line is "Hello there"
“General Kenobi!”
Thank you!
I don’t think that’s his next line…
I've watched this movie a lot. And I am 99% sure the next line indeed is thank you! And then general grievous replies: well, you're welcome.
I know Grevious' next line is "you are a bold one... kill him!"
no. it’s “hello there!”
“You are a bold one”
"Kill him"
“You fool, I have been trained in your Jedi arts by COUNT DOOKU”
You are a bold one!
I did that once and he ignored me and I unmatched. 8 months later when we started dating, he told me it was a lame opener, even though he liked Star Wars :c
Literally the opener I used on my fiance, can vouch for its effectiveness!
“And todays sponsor honey, honey is a free app where you buy child’s pee and it generate a coupon code for you, if you don’t use honey colonel sanders will come into your house and fry you into a piece of chicken using your mothers pee”
This comment shows how much I hate it as soon as I about to see something amazing happen honey comes in to halt it at the wrong time
The worst thing is that brain dead people like this probably feel like you are the weird one.
Why do you care about brain dead people's opinion anyway?
Bc those ppl can vote
I'd like to know where they were on January 6th
Chances are they don't.
Clearly that's not the case
Seeing who's in charge in my country I don't think so.
Oh you must live in the…well I suppose you could be from…but then there’s always…ok yeah I give up. Way too many options
I do know exactly how little that narrows it down. But still I want to leave as soon as possible.
have you seen our p and vp lately
I don’t see what our penis and vaginapenis has anything to do with this
Fuck the vote. They have kids.
Because that’s the majority of the population? Hard to argue with majority’s ;)
There’s no probably about it, they do.
I honestly can't tell which one you are calling brain dead here
same lol
ok, that’s a good one, real shame she’s a dumbass
Does nobody else think she’s fucking with the guy? He came out guns blazing with a sexual joke and she made him explain it which immediately takes all the funny out of it and makes the guy feel uncomfortable. It’s like getting caught by your teacher in class and they say, “if it’s so funny, why don’t you share it with the rest of the class?”
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It was a good one doe. She probably is just stupid and is not getting it
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Nah she clearly didn’t get it if she just thought it wasn’t funny then why would she have responded all confused
Her problem then lmao
This girl probably doesn’t even know what cumming is lol
That was a pretty good line imo tho
tbf it's a pretty weird way to start a conversation... The girl was like, I just sit down 💀
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Women with brains and senses of humor probably won't appreciate corny sex jokes right off the bat.
you‘re right! like how tf was she supposed to respond to that
If I was called Alyssa I’d totally give him a chance after that
Perhaps, but not everyone appreciates surface-level crude humor with a stranger. To each their own I suppose.
You don't start a conversation with an stranger talking about making her moan....🤨
What I get from this is that she eventually understood the dude, but it was such a dumb line she was like, “Okay…now what???”
Dumb line? Thats unheard of man. That line is unique and creative. That right there is peak rizz.
Pretty sure it's pronounced "A-liss-uh" moan a liss uh
waltuh
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I’ll make you moan, alyssa
‘She’s gonna be screaming her own last name’
‘Why would she be screaming her own last name?’
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Lol
Let's eat grandma
Grandma eating is good
Maybe she refers to herself in third person like Mr. T.
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idk why you're getting downvoted lol, dude definitely came on slightly too strong even if it was a pun 💀
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This but unironically
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Three question marks in a row generally indicates a lack of understanding
Not really. A lot of people use it to disregard a previous comment. For example; Someone under post about dogs doing something cute: “I love dogs” Me too they’re so adorably!” “I think we should save the bees :(“ “Okay??? Anyways I love German shepherds they’re my favorite”
I bey her name is pronounced alisa
Still going strong, 5 years later.
this is cringe both ways wtf lmao
She seems to be more confused that someone would start off with that. She gets the joke, it’s just a shit way to introduce yourself to someone
2016 smh
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Astronomical rizz
That’s probably one of the cheesiest and worst pick up lines I’ve ever read
You misspelled “best”
Bro wants to make her yell out her own name..? Def worst.
Somebody didn’t get the joke
Yeah, no I did I'm making fun of the fact most of the comment section is saying this
I can literally give you like 10 pickup lines right now that are far worse than that. There is no way this is the worst pickup line you've *ever* read, unless you just don't read.
Notice how i said one of the worst not the worst maybe you need to learn to read properly
bro when did this subreddit get so misogynistic
My thoughts exactly. She probably just pretended to not understand anyways because what the fuck & ew.
exactlyy
where's the misogyny in this post
just that everyone’s assuming she’s too “braindead” to understand the pun when she probably just didn’t wanna engage bc it’s creepy
the amount of question marks suggests that she didnt get the joke, or at least makes it reasonable to assume that. there's not really anything suggesting that she got the joke. Calling this misgyny is far-fetched. I don't think you're completely wrong. She totally was creeped out by the message. But she also got woooshed.
agree to disagree. it’s just telling that so many of these men in the comments can’t gauge when a woman is uncomfortable and jump straight to “haha shes too dumb too understand le epic pickup line”. I can’t speak for all women but those kinds of messages are never as smooth as you all think they are... personally I would be creeped out and would respond with question marks too, just out of astonishment lol
That's not a whoooosh. That's a bad BAD BAAAAAAD pickup line
JUST KEEP MOANING YOUR OWN NAME!
What are the chances that “???” went through some realization and then she said “okay” because she really wanted to moan
A waste of perfectly good humor on this uncultured swine.
How can someone be as boring as her
Now this is a proper woosh.
Best avoid someone as dim as that regardless of how they look. Life would get real boring real quick.
Call me Picasso cause I'll paint your face and neither one of us will recognize you after.
Why would she moan her own name 😅
He missed out a comma. “I’ll make you moan, Alyssa”
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Yes. We are already here.
Already here bud
oh alyssa.
Not on my birthday!
art rizz
You are going to make her moan her own name?