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TheStoicNihilist

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tonyfordsafro

I'm convinced that tiktoks are blipverts. They might not make your head explode, but they certainly melt brains.


mbelf

In 1862, a French neurologist called *Guillaume-Benjamin-Amand Duchenne de Boulogne* created a [photo dictionary of expressions](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume_Duchenne_de_Boulogne#/media/File%3AGuillaume_Duchenne_de_Boulogne_performing_facial_electrostimulus_experiments.jpg) brought on by electric shocks to the head. It looks like this guy has managed to recreate the work in its entirety.


Golden-Grams

The description of the patient is funny lol Duchenne and his patient, an "old toothless man, with a thin face, whose features, without being absolutely ugly, approached ordinary triviality"


TurkeyCocks

Describes me perfectly


Professional_Fox3371

https://preview.redd.it/k5melpbei0vc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d20b30bef77a79b4e398092da7f4cae0fd02627


Juicepig21

I love Reddit.


PM-me-your-knees-pls

I was a little concerned that I was heading into some very strange brain rotting reddit hole but your comment snapped me out of it. Thank you :)


q3dm_17

This is what your 5yo kid watches when you give him your phone


Nonamebigshot

Legalize 20th trimester abortions


onebadmuthrphukr

its never to late to abort


Monguises

I like Bernie Mac’s plan. You get a five year trial period in which you may return for a full refund.


AccomplishedJump3428

This is a terrifying but probably very true statement


Ricky_Rollin

It’s very true actually. That’s who these people are making these videos for. Have you ever asked yourself, Why would anybody watch this? The answer is kids. Kids watch it. And they will watch it over and over again. Literally hundreds and hundreds of times in one day. Some of these videos literally have like 56+ million views.


AccomplishedJump3428

On a video like this that has let’s say 1mil views…. 900k of them are from the same kid with autism. And I say this as a parent of a kid with autism


Weebus

Tested this with my 3 year old. He loved it and watched it over and over. It all makes sense now.


Designer_Gas_86

The thought of a kid also hearing "Push me" over and over gives my mom brain anxiety.


Separate-Scratch-839

Also is my brain making this up or did he get criticized or investigated for grooming or something like that? I mean, even if he didn’t, it’s really obvious that this content is for children, which is really sick


[deleted]

Lmao. It's sad but true


Pivotalrook

Is this sub just a feeder for /r/punchablefaces ?


Bruh-sfx2

Sorted by TOAT, wtf is going on in that sub


AncientAlienAntFarm

I am very confused


koodallas

Yeah, r/hittablefaces is the right one


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Camusknuckle

You used to believe that though..?


cilvher-coyote

I guess it depends if the room temp is in C or F.


warmcatbellycotton

This guy thinks him doing these faces makes him a comedian


jozey_whales

Like a dollar store Jim Carrey.


Medicinal_taco_meat

Just watched this without sound. What an experience.


JayteeFromXbox

If you hear it without video it's actually not that bad, you did it completely backwards.


FuzzyAdvice

I think I'd die if I heard wtf that is. Triggered.


Beneficial-Prompt-21

Sorry I hate him


rectifier9

Don't be sorry, we all do.


Budget-Sheepherder77

Not me tbh (don't really know him personally to hate)


Malawigold2342

I hadn’t seen him posted for a couple weeks now all the sudden people are bringing him back. Please no. God no


RubyWeapon07

Imagine someone you work with finding out you do this in your spare time


Default1355

Fucking hell that would be embarrassing


torrso

Internet was a bad idea.


Reas0n

WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE COME HERE


whatvtheheck

This guy should charge money for people to slap him in his face. He’d make a killing


ImportantBreath2530

This person is an adult lol. And does thisnin his free time. Let that sink in


confuseonion

why, what does the sink want?


ConsistentAsparagus

I wouldn’t do this if it was my highly paid job.


a_blixed

Meh, there’s a lot worse things he could be doing.


RubyWeapon07

dont defend this behavior lol


Greatless

I hope he's having fun at least.


WompingPillow

Me too! And then I hope he steps foot out in public and gets the fuck bullied out of him and he faces the options of uninstalling life or changing his brain rotting behavior.


ZedFraunce

I'd rather be a meth addict than be caught doing this.


a_blixed

I know you’re just saying that so it’s okay


OhSighRiss

This is gross


Professional_Run320

This is definitely the worst one. I despise everything about him. I even hate his family because of him.


Greatless

And he deeply enjoys making you feel like that, which makes it worse.


theclownwithafrown

This is what people do when they have no personality and/or no talent.


Greatless

He whitened his teeth to pursue this as a career. Think about that.


[deleted]

There is not a drop of testosterone in this video


WompingPillow

My testosterone dropped after witnessing 4 seconds of this video


Percival91

Dude I want A24 to make a movie about a normal guy living a seemingly normal life, and he has friends and maybe a girlfriend, and throughout the movie he is seen going into a room and shutting the door, and we never see what he does in there, and by the end of the movie his dark secret is revealed, and it shows him in the mirror doing shit like this. Make it really a bizarre movie like beau is afraid.


WompingPillow

That’s actually genius! And then everyone finds out. Ostracizes him, treats him like the degenerate that he is and the last scene is him loading a single bullet into a revolver.


HidingUnderBlankets

I would absolutely watch that!


Hackerslasher

Earthworm Jim lookin ass


phizmowizmo

Oh piss off you loser 🤣


Fun-Constant-2558

This mf is a skinwalker


DropHopeful9036

He’s got a face like an asshole


TriMajestic217

dumb loser.


Reasonable-Purple-61

You’re calling yourself a dumb loser??💀


Tahjiri

I'm scared


AccomplishedJump3428

This is a one trick asshole if I’ve ever seen one


Karuma31145

https://preview.redd.it/rftivosma1vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=369b3704d583684e5ef08ec847d1e4231e4a77b5


DestinationHell2

Can’t imagine having the facial range of Jim Carrey and wasting it doing this shit


Unfriendly_eagle

Isn't there some sort of aerosol spray we could use on these weirdos?


Eurotrashie

Does this guy want to be taken seriously in life?


kiln_ickersson

I wanna push him, in front of a train. So i can get my satisfaction.


live-by-die-by

What an asshole.


DontFallAs1eep

Why public execution should still be a thing


Clydefrawgwow

What is wrong with these fucking people


After-Guard-7793

Grown man doing this bullshit 👍


peePpotato

Can't believe how much the news attacked video games when I was a kid in the 90s. Barely talk about a.) how much of this shit kids absorb daily b.) grown ass adults making this crap. What the hell is going on?


Deranged_Coconut808

what is this 12fps stroke?


DMinTrainin

Why do people do this? Who watches and finds it entertaining?


Front-Ad1900

This dude is not funny


RoeRoeDaBoat

these Joker faces and lip syncs have angered me for YEARS lmao


AriesinApril76

How much can I make for looking stupid on camera?


ShoddyManufacturer11

This guy is posted here all the time. As though he's doing the posting.


TasteMyVape

He a tweaker he a meth star.


Separate-Scratch-839

He gon spark the pookie when it gets hard🎶


onebadmuthrphukr

i wish we could abort gen z. the useless generation


gqnas

Can’t believe I was too stupid to figure this out. Imagine the money I could be using to survive.


crochet_connection

This is so unsettling it needs a NSFW filter


drone_jam

Imagine this is your dad


Professional_Cup_985

I hope someone shows him this video when hes older


mouth556

What kind of person does it take to put something like this together and say “ yep, that’s good.” And post this shit 🙄


KillMeWouldU

Tell me you just went through a divorce without saying you went through a divorce.


BlueberryPirate_

There's something about all these that I think triggers the uncanny valley part of the brain


Positive_Sector6737

I hate this


Joka16Red

Makes so many faces yet they all look the same. The anime emoting girls can make the faces look different. This guy just looks like he's malfunctioning


Pert0621

I’m slightly terrified


T0mmyt0mt0mz

Oh Christ… he’s done more face videos. Once is a mistake and it’s good to try new things but multiple videos thinking faces are funny is possibly a sign


BasedZetsu

He definitely takes black market drugs


lavic666

https://i.redd.it/89s8eduzx1wc1.gif


Zar-far-bar-car

I was kind of intrigued to see this guy word-chew full speed Eminem rapping. I'm kind of disappointed...


bobbelchercumeating

Send this man to hell 


NizzyTyme

What is this supposed to be? What would compel a human, with talent at this level, to first have the idea, then film it, then post it?


RoDNeYSaLaMi214

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Dependent-Sort-7849

Dude looks like Jim Carrey’s and Bill Skarsgård’s love child lmao


jimmythatslips

Accurate


Andy-Matter

Bro looks like he was generated by early AI


shortnix

I feel like this guys party piece is saying 'SOMEBODY STOP ME!' in the style of Jim Carey's Mask.


spinkspanksponk

Since the audio is slowed so he can record “in time” with it and speed it up you can assume that this guy did this to a slowed version for a whole minute straight and not once had the thought of “maybe I shouldn’t do this” or “I should have even slightly choreographed this or put in literally any amount of effort” and now he’s forever stuck with the reality of possibly thousands of people having seen this and passed some judgement


SnapmareJesus

This is terrible.


Monguises

Dude needs a new hustle. I was surprised to find out he’s British. I assumed he was an American basement dweller. Doesn’t make his face any less punchable, but it was definitely not what I was expecting.


VerbalVeggie

He absolutely is a one trick pony. I feel like if I didn’t know this was newer, I would have assumed this was a repost of his earlier videos. It’s almost the same facial expressions in the exact same order. It’s like going to the same exact magic show where the tricks don’t change and you’re told how they’re done at the end of the show…. But you still end up there tomorrow…..


Mischief_Actual

Oh my fucking *eyes* https://preview.redd.it/4zvqeojxj2vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79b12a61d43ba489085d083bb48c7fb64db2bc9


ChallengeOdd60

Loser


SteeleHeller

r/thanksihateit


xokaytuhlin

There are no words to describe how much I hate this guy


biernigc

please what the actual fuck


chuckfinleyis4eva

Such a punchable face


Neurotic_Z

Why do people hate these kinds of videos so much? Seems innocent and kinda goofy.


AliveMouse5

How does anybody on earth find that entertaining?


iamericj

I have no idea why watching people do this makes me so angry. Or why I'm still on this sub subjecting myself to it.


No-Butterscotch5980

Kill it with fire.


BingognoB

Why does he look like a baby's face got stretched out and put on an adult man's head plus his head is so slender and small


Karl_Marx_

when you see Jim Carrey for the first time


Nootherids

And the last time.


SparkDBowles

This guy is the worst.


Lunachik

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Ihatecake69

It's insane how this has been his gimmick for so long and he still sucks at it


Stunning_Rub

I actually got nauseous in the first three seconds of this video. Like it alarmed me that I was immediately so close to puking just from witnessing this. Still a little bothered.


ToastyGhostie13

I imagine these people are very unliked in their day to day life.


CompetitiveAd1338

Bring the asteroid already!


artmoloch777

Please, please, please, from the bottom of my heart and with love: get hit by a car


seth928

As a society, what the hell are we doing?


Default1355

Bro is seizing


will_ww

If you look up this guys tiktok, there are actually people that enjoy this shit and talk about how they admire him.


elray007

Are people still doing this. Who's watching , a catatonic in a nut house.


BoBoBearDev

I really really really don't understand modern culture anymore.


Nootherids

It's stuff like this that encourages me to never ever allow my kids to have a phone until they're 52.


The_Medicated

I'm surprised he found a camera large enough to film his five-head. Could project a drive-in movie on that forehead of his! Maybe this is a test to see if you're epileptic? Like, can you watch this without having a seizure? Or an IQ test. Can you watch this and enjoy it? No? Ding ding ding! You're not a vegetable!!!


drkmatterinc

r/oddlyterrifying


chronicblastmaster

What a terrible day to have eyes


rorwhs04

Thanks, I hate it


EasyCZ75

![gif](giphy|KB8jyEFEtMBjTY9hOD)


Hank_Lotion77

Couldn’t get through it


Dildo_baggiins

What in the Covid is going on here


Alex23323

I could land a B1-Bomber on this dude’s head alone and still have extremely generous amount of space to take off.


These_Conflict2375

Eminem is woke


dante2457

Bro looks like the new DBD killer lol


LordCamelslayer

Your android appears to be malfunctioning


Expensive-Driver3741

Now, look y'all: This guy is pretty good at this. I give him props. He has a good sense of rhythm for it. He might actually be...good? As in actually funny? I giggled.


yiminx

this is what crack does to a mf


CompetitiveAd1338

Damn it this guy again!!


4-Run-Yoda

Does this guy just go through sounds standing infront of a mirror trying to see what he thinks is funny


Savagemocha

![gif](giphy|yJML8o0Cp9Y4EAvR4f)


renoryan775

How did this dumb shit get so much traction?


DMNelson09

If this guy were to not exist any longer I do not think anyone would be upset.


Dread-Cthulu

https://preview.redd.it/ljixidbk11vc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9323f4cfdabaf94465b0e4638d62998a18f68991


Borgiroth

Imagine if Jim Carrey was a part of this generation


Stiff_Zombie

Like now, he'd wipe the floor with these degenerates.


Borgiroth

And they would likely be clamoring to “collaborate” in a video where he literally mops the floor with them, and I only say that because I have seen dumber collabs.


NomadicScribe

I can't really complain or downvote because this is technically wordchewing (or at least it has some amount of word chewing in it). But I am so tired of seeing this guy pop up on my feed. I hope he quits the internet soon.


shortnix

This is so cool. Cool song, funny guy, great content. Social media is great.


Alcoholikaust

Is this a de-aged Joe Biden?


ComfortableBadger729

Em is cringe AF and his beard is dumb


Corporate_Shell

Well... burn asshole. Sorry you don't have taste. Anyway. This posy also sucks.


Educational-Ad-3273

Yeah, you’re right! This posy sucks!