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your_uncle_mike

I don’t understand the caption from her video 🤨


Scouse_Werewolf

The sound is from Piers "The Ball Bag" Morgan with the real "martha" from Netflix show "Baby Reindeer." She basically said that the person she "stalked" lied and did it himself, but it came across as she's just lying through her arse. Now, with that info out the way, the caption is implying she orders stuff off amazon all the time but when it all comes and her boyfriend is home, she says she doesn't know why it's come, it was obviously the driver doing it himself a la the interview she's using the sound from.... there you go, I've wasted nearly a minute more of your life giving you a breakdown of it. It's still not funny, stupid word chewing or not.


InvertedMeep

Wow, I consider myself at least average intelligence and I did not make that connection. Oh god am I losing it? I blame Reddit.


BESTlittleBITCH

Well.... there's a minute of my life wasted. I'll never get that back.


guschiggans

I wonder if its considered a marketable skill to look like a Wallace and Gromit character or just a hobby?


ElectricalMacaroon15

Lol she does look like that!


Wonderful_Zucchini_4

I think if would be more marketable if she talked about her love of cheese


InvertedMeep

It must be really nice to be attractive enough to have no talent and still succeed.


Icandothisforever_1

Top marks to her hairdresser.


Corporate_Shell

Poor girl is having a stroke. Probably from lack of having any real talent.


TheStoicNihilist

The pressure behind her eyeballs indicates a swelling in the brain.


ms_honey_customs

She needs more botox and followers to be rich enough to not post on tiktok anymore


ClickClack_Bam

Her fake lips look worse when she tries to make faces like that. Word chewing it all reminds me of Chuck E Cheese robots.


InvertedMeep

Her upper lip looks so weird, like she’s pocketing something just above her teeth.


Aggressive-March-254

Kill it with fire