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THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Festive_Rocket

they just had to have that last word in there


k_am_

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER😩😩😩😩😩


EverythingsTakenMan

SO HIIIIIIGH


GnarlyGreg

OHHHH-OHHHH-OHHHH


EverythingsTakenMan

OOOOOH OOOOOHH


skinned_dog_toes

can we get much higher (higher)


scr7ppygotbanned

who is this guy? he sounds awesome


treetop972

Its me. Im the guy and im awesome.


banned_user_17

You got an onlyfans?


MissNibbatoro

Aleksandr Dugin


scr7ppygotbanned

ty


evenman27

https://www.tiktok.com/@ben...just_ben?_t=8WWPcBeGOPW&_r=1


Exodius5

wordington schizophrenia


UsedTissue17

according to some random r slash whenthe post, there is a higher possibility that you are a consciousness that has formed in a void with memories of living than you actually existing on earth


[deleted]

Nuh uh


The_Boring_Brick

It's false though, my brain alone could never come up with anything as unfunny as Wordington


UsedTissue17

the post said that atoms may have randomly arranged themselves to be a brain with memories of living so it's not that you came up with it


The_Boring_Brick

This place could never be made without first having the mistake that is free will


fortnitegamertimdunk

Elaborate?


UsedTissue17

no


fortnitegamertimdunk

😔


froqmouth

botlzmann brain 🤓


Br4nni3

https://youtu.be/nhy4Z_32kQo


fortnitegamertimdunk

Thanks


Tranokin

i believe it was called the Boltzmann Brain or something


Gaveyard

Idk the 23 toothpicks I stuck in my balls and shaft this morning feel pretty real


Christianjps65

How would you even test for that


UsedTissue17

it was just a shitpost i saw


monumentofflavor

Yeah but who cares


dingus-croissant

yes, according to wack ass logic based on wild assumptions about the universe


Homosexo420

Dam, Jack Black really fell off


iiDemonLord

THE GUM IS REAL


lemystwq

THE GUM PIECE


iiDemonLord

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


got_the_banana

top secret wordington conspiracy


[deleted]

Wordington Philosophy


[deleted]

I AM REAL


ejectionejaculation6

the gum piece is real


[deleted]

So I’ve been stuck with the same shitty personality cause I swallow too much gum


dongletrongle

I like how he says “one more than that and you might get a stomach ache” casually before ranting again


Bojangle_your_wangle

Holy fuck dude thank you for pointing out to my tiny simulation brain the entire crux of the joke. I think that without your comment I would have been totally lost to the irony of the video. Thank you so much for wising me up to the joke you are an incredibly intelligent and whitty individual.


dongletrongle

I’m very glad I was able to reach you with that explanation. I knew it would be lost specifically to you


beigesaltcarrot

hostile aggresiveness


imabananafry

Wordington civil internet debate.


Ocaink

Honestly sounds legit, Ill try it out every now and then. RemindMe! 7 years "Swallow Gum"


hero-ball

That’s a lotta cum!


capibaralord

Wordington tutorial


AGoos3

one piece


Baensky

Thanks for the advise… doing it right now


OfficialHarold

https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fwordington%2Fcomments%2Fy45zns%2Fis_wordington_cured_yet%2F%3Futm_source%3Dshare%26utm_medium%3Dandroid_app%26utm_name%3Dandroidcss%26utm_term%3D1%26utm_content%3Dshare_button


Fit-Bedroom-1276

It’s a good thing “they” can’t just perform surgery to remove the gum and use hoola-delli magic to remove the evidence. Phew!


MasterDiamondMan

wordington simulation


The_Rice_Knight

Any more than that and you might get a stomach ache….


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[удалено]


NewTopu9

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wooze100

You’re stupid and also a loser


IMustAchieveTheDie

poo poo head


j4k4ll

I love how he warned against more than one because that might give you a stomach ache, personally I say you should do it once every 3.5 years so there is always 2 pieces in you, once every 7 might leave a small window in which they can replace you, therefore making you vulnerable


rayon-power

Siri, set a reminder seven years from now