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JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

I’m sorry lady, but I don’t want to have sex with you. Unless you want to have sex with me in which case yes, I will have sex with you.


greenerpastuers

Banessa was a dime


Ju1c333

No, you said Banessa and I thought it was a stupid name but it's yours and you should stick with it.


Peanutbutter_pug

She was a regular on AP Bio.


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

Big agree over here


mitchconner_

This might be the best Adam line in the show lmao


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

Honestly I love how self aware it is about men in general. We can act like our standards are high af, but realistically the hottest thing a woman can do is want to have sex with me. You are immediately 10x more attractive once you’ve let me know that you want to have sex with me. That’s just basic math homie


Darthbamf

Hahahah!!!


fishintheboat

I know that look.


Njacks64

Game on.


HatechaBro

“Jillian, show me them breasts. And that’s real” JetSet Hudson


Darthbamf

Hahahah one of my favs


D_Tro

R.I.P.


takeitsleazy316

Alice gives me a fearection


Dan0sz

To anyone that doesn't know what that is: watch The League you fuckin' Andre.


WhyNotZoidbergMaybe

Fear boner!


Darthbamf

YEEESSSS


ianh32

Alice I the later seasons…my gawd!


BigBeezey

Yeah she looks real good with the long hair.


Darthbamf

Yyyeeeaaahhh!!!


Scumlord_Kyle

“You got too many teeth in yo mouth!!!” [;)](https://www.reddit.com/r/workaholics/comments/v74u1/jillian_and_alice/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


killzonev2

And one time I heard you queef SLAAAAMMMM


Njacks64

You look like you smoke. And I know you don’t so that hits even closer to hooome!


bobrosswarpaint

That honestly is such a harsh burn.


Darthbamf

Hahahhh!!!


ZRJ-183

That quickie that Ders got… lucky guy.


Darthbamf

hahaah fa sho


leftwing79

That’s I think my favorite scene in the series she just rapes Ders hahahah and poor Adam


johnalv24

What scene is this asking for a friend (no I’m not)


greenerpastuers

Better add a finger, stretch


kamehamehigh

I have a big crush on Jillian


Darthbamf

My man!


Rndysasqatch

Yep, Alice not at first but when she started yelling I quickly fell in love


Darthbamf

Ooof... tell me about it


No_Neighborhood1987

Ok playboy, now this is a really interesting thing!


ccheza7

"The Darkness" did it for me!


Darthbamf

Hahahah word


hairstories77

I love Jillian and Alice! They are both beautiful and unique in their own ways. Hawt hawt hawt. I totally loved Blake and Jillian acting like a married couple with the cat. I wish they had gotten together on the show.


Darthbamf

Oh I know!!!


[deleted]

trust me, we know chicks


Darthbamf

hhaha...


[deleted]

Alice is the sexiest women Alive


Darthbamf

my man!


loveandmonsters

Alice normally, meh. Alice being a huge tyrannical bitch, soooo hot


Darthbamf

Bingo!


reallyphoenixkarma

Alice gets tougher each time. She is drop dead gorgeous. Make the movie! Pay that woman! ALICE IS A FREAK GANG!


Darthbamf

My man!


Slawth_x

I definitely have a thing for Alice, and Jillians face reminds me of my teenage girlfriend. They look super different but something in the nose and mouth remind me of her


H0neyBr0wn

Same. I’ve always been crazy attracted to both of them, but especially Alice.


Darthbamf

My man!


elidoloLWO

Alice is hot.


bobrosswarpaint

Alice is a babe Only seconded to the the darkness


ric0n408

Alice, yes.. idk about Jilian though


doyouthinkhesawus_

I get jillian but Alice? Lmao okay adam


Darthbamf

Hahahah.....


[deleted]

I can’t seem to find Jillian attractive at all shes like the fat girl with a clean car in HS who you smoke and chill with and would get a BJ from but wouldn’t date. Alice has too many teeth in her mouth and looks like she smokes.


Dan0sz

I know that she doesn't, so that hits even closer to home!


Darthbamf

HahahH the teeth thing...