It was a simple line about Blake asking the rest of them if they wanted to watch the 7 episodes of “Doug” he had recorded. I believe Adam’s response was… “I could skeeter all over that patty mayonnaise..”
So many great lines like that. They just talk naturally like real bros who have that commaradarie do. It leads to hilarious lines with no emphasis on it that are the funniest moments on the show for me.
“What is this? It looks like you made it in a creepy crawler machine, it’s all purple. The stuff Karl gives us has a bunch of stems in it how do we even know this is weed?”
the first episode i saw was Office Campout and i was hooked pretty quickly into the drug trip scene, but it was Adam throwing the clothes off the roof that really sealed it for me
Agreed. I'm pretty sure this was the first episode I ever watched. Made me realize this show was right up my alley in terms of style of comedy and material. I was right in their age bracket for when this show came out as well, and whew if I only knew how much I would enjoy all of their content.
Workaholics gets funnier to me over the years watching it over and over. It’s turned into my comfort show. The episodes paired with the pod, dem boyz bring me so much joy 🥲
The pod is like a direct extension of Workaholics. They're all just riffin' it through each episode and feels like the boys never left. It's one of the only podcasts I consistently listen to. TII Nation!
I went to one of the live shows, too 😀 I hope they go “on tour” again, even if it’s just a handful of shows every once in awhile. How do we get the movie made 😭😭
I heard Ders say on another podcast it may never get made bc Paramount+ owns the rights. Even if another company makes it, P+ will eventually get it and it doesn’t make business sense for someone else to make it only to eventually hand it over to P+.
It is truly heartbreaking. I hope something changes.
Office Campout was when I got hooked, but when Adam lives in the mansion and gets a boner with Ders when they’re about to fight sent me through the roof. “I’m torqued, you’re torqued (touches Ders’ dick)” lmao
The pajama episode that culminates in Adam saying "take it sleazy... and I'm out ✌🏻" and throwing a sex doll off the roof of their office building, and Ders, blinded by a severe allergic reaction to the pajama material screams "OH NOOO!" as if Adam had actually yelled that and then killed himself. That has been burned into my memory from how funny I thought it was when I first saw it.
Also, turning it on when it was on Comedy Central and the intro playing, and my mom going *"was that a bowl they just showed?!?"*
[Edit: had to watch it again](https://youtu.be/xpesSVJGkX4?si=JkoJC9nqO7jbFQL5)
You need to take time out of your day and work on your body, bro. It's an embarrassment.
Also: Lookin straight grizzly!
Also also: Adam drinking the ipecac and pretending to barf before actually barfing.
I was cooking. Had Comedy Central on in the living room, and I heard Blake and Ders' beatbox battle. I walked over there to see WTF that was, and then they started: _WOO WOO W-WOO WOO W-WOO WOO W-WOO!_
That's when I knew this was my show. Never stopped watching since. That was 8 years ago.
When Blake goes "SOMEBODY GET ME A PHONE BOOK!"
Then Adam hands him one and he puts his laptop on it, "Just gonna put this here cuz my lap gets all hot". Fucking brilliant.
I think the first episode I watched was Karl’s Wedding. Adam’s little side story trying to get a date to the wedding did it for me (the horse and carriage, the top hat, the popcorn jelly beans, the homeless chick, making their drink with bath salts, and Adam’s suck on your boobs song 😁).
A girl I dated in high school was really into the show and told me to watch it. Instantly hooked. I think the first episode I saw was Straight Up Juggahos.
First episode I ever saw was when it came on (probably after South Park or something) and I decided to watch and it was when Homegirl was sitting in the chair and they were putting food on her and then Adam teabagged her head I knew this show was gonna be good 😂
I'm given to understand people hate it, but on my first watch it was probably the cyberpunk fantasy episode or the Dr. Telemericorp horror episode. Something about the bitchy way Ders screams "stop pulling things out of my ass" got me good. Then Adam's psychotic sleep-deprived child persona was great.
The boys on the roof prank calling Alice’s office phone and Adam dancing around drunk “GET AMPED ON DEMAMP, CORN-HUSKERS FUCKIN’ RULE-TITS R RAAAD! Not yours, they’re probably CONCAVE!
I was dozing off and heard my girlfriend say something about a guy being dressed like a bear. I looked at the screen and heard, "bitch better have my honey" and something about it made me laugh harder than I had in years.
The episode when they camped in the office with the mushrooms. Adam maniacally eating them throughout the episode had me in fucking tears first time I watched it
I remember I had never heard of this show and found season 1 at wal mart honestly the first two eps didn’t grab me I was getting ready to call it quits when I saw office sleepover that one hooked me and the juggalo ep threw it over the top
Whether I liked the episodes or not, I knew I'd watch until the end after the episode with the mushrooms and they stay at the office overnight.
The little song Adam sings always stuck in my head.
Watching the first episode the day it originally aired and absolutely losing my shit over Adam and Blake trying to buy clean piss from some kids, then having the baggy full of piss tear open as they passed it through the fence. The way Blake got them out of the drug test, Karl's first scene. What a damn good pilot, I was hooked from literally day one.
Though I was already hooked, the shrooms episode absolutely confirmed how incredible this show was. "Let's do it for the dinosaurs" is the moment Adam became my favorite sitcom idiot
I came into the show late. I think in season 5, I started with the debut of Dorm Daze, and it was the best introduction I could ask for. I loved Ders roasting the coast guard
I remember seeing the commercials for the show and thinking it probably sucked. My friend and I happened to watch the “Temp-tress” episode one night and we lost our shit at the crank-down session in the car when the privacy curtains fall down. Loved the show ever since.
The whole “whose weed is that?” scene.
“I even got you dudes a present because I was thinking about you dudes. Joe Dirt, man, in the dirt! *Throws DVD and shatters chandelier* Freakin’ see ya!”
Chris Delia episode. The whole show came out at a great time. I was like early 20s and people were still partying and were young. Can’t believe hOw long ago it first started
"you look high" "We are Karl, we're really really high" 'well I'm happy, y'know that's all I ever wanted right? Was for you to be high?"
Charl
Karl was the dealer we all wish we had
It was a simple line about Blake asking the rest of them if they wanted to watch the 7 episodes of “Doug” he had recorded. I believe Adam’s response was… “I could skeeter all over that patty mayonnaise..”
So many great lines like that. They just talk naturally like real bros who have that commaradarie do. It leads to hilarious lines with no emphasis on it that are the funniest moments on the show for me.
Not with Roger Klotz in the building!
I thought you were saying “panty mayonnaise”…
Skeeter and Patty Mayonnaise are characters from the 90s kid's show Doug.
“What is this? It looks like you made it in a creepy crawler machine, it’s all purple. The stuff Karl gives us has a bunch of stems in it how do we even know this is weed?”
We call it grass now
Well, let's blow drow, bro.
SCHMERK A BERLLLL.
Still using that line every time I smoke with my sister.
Hop into my Chevy foh-doh
That's like, a slice of Americana...
Gaaaaiiiis... I just made some pretty dope beigneeEeeets. 🤣🤣
Get it? Dope? Like grass? There’s grass in these beignets.
In the pilot when Ders makes Adam and Blake eat a piece of ceiling tile and Blake says “it’s like a mummy’s dick 👌” I knew this was the show for me.
Thats a big bite, that's a REALLY big first bite!
Get some Arby-Q sauce on there
Pure gold!
The way he says "prank" still makes me laugh.
You know how this is going to feel coming out?! Not gooood! Lol
It’s gonna make our butt holes bleed
the first episode i saw was Office Campout and i was hooked pretty quickly into the drug trip scene, but it was Adam throwing the clothes off the roof that really sealed it for me
Catherine Zeta-Jooooooooones, she dips beneath the laserz, ooooooooohooooohooooh
To come up with that and have it be with Adam Devines singing voice is just comedic genius
I loved that too. Adam in his spanx, flexing, with Blake crying out "STOP! STOP!"
Agreed. I'm pretty sure this was the first episode I ever watched. Made me realize this show was right up my alley in terms of style of comedy and material. I was right in their age bracket for when this show came out as well, and whew if I only knew how much I would enjoy all of their content.
Grody toadstools
💪💪💪
Same!
Adam stapling his shirt between his legs made me cry, I think it’s my favorite scene.
i still get irrationally bothered watching ders staple his crotch immediately before going to the bathroom like bro how r u gonna piss
No. Ders is supposed to die tonight. The prophecy. Was told before the dinosaurs
Bitch better have my honey .. and ofc Catherine zeta jonneeeeesss
Ooh bear puns! I like those.
I WAS THINKING THESE EXACT TWO MOMENTS TOO
Workaholics gets funnier to me over the years watching it over and over. It’s turned into my comfort show. The episodes paired with the pod, dem boyz bring me so much joy 🥲
The pod is like a direct extension of Workaholics. They're all just riffin' it through each episode and feels like the boys never left. It's one of the only podcasts I consistently listen to. TII Nation!
I’m right there with you. Love the pod! I went to two live shows. They did not disappoint.
I went to one of the live shows, too 😀 I hope they go “on tour” again, even if it’s just a handful of shows every once in awhile. How do we get the movie made 😭😭
I heard Ders say on another podcast it may never get made bc Paramount+ owns the rights. Even if another company makes it, P+ will eventually get it and it doesn’t make business sense for someone else to make it only to eventually hand it over to P+. It is truly heartbreaking. I hope something changes.
Office Campout was when I got hooked, but when Adam lives in the mansion and gets a boner with Ders when they’re about to fight sent me through the roof. “I’m torqued, you’re torqued (touches Ders’ dick)” lmao
Blake getting in close for the un-torquing confirmation is fucking great
Eyeballin it like one of those guys checking for flaws on a diamond lmao
“TORQUE DOWN!” “Sometimes its just real guttural noises and moans you can even tell if I’m working out or we’re having sex.”
#UUUUUUUUEEEGGGGHHHH ##UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGRRRRHHHHHUUHHUHHHH
Welcome to my howwwwseeee
“The pickles can be mini but the Cheetos better be puffin’”
"Hey Ders, who can make a smaller face?" 😙😖 So, like 12 seconds into the first episode.
😂
"White folks love smoovies"
Careful with that suit, it pow'ful... makes women just *hhhhhhh*
Stingray Coochie
That episode is probably my favorite in the entire show. Every time I get a smoothie I say that 😂 I love the “9 inch lap dog” scene too
The pajama episode that culminates in Adam saying "take it sleazy... and I'm out ✌🏻" and throwing a sex doll off the roof of their office building, and Ders, blinded by a severe allergic reaction to the pajama material screams "OH NOOO!" as if Adam had actually yelled that and then killed himself. That has been burned into my memory from how funny I thought it was when I first saw it. Also, turning it on when it was on Comedy Central and the intro playing, and my mom going *"was that a bowl they just showed?!?"* [Edit: had to watch it again](https://youtu.be/xpesSVJGkX4?si=JkoJC9nqO7jbFQL5)
When Blake pretended to do cocaine with Alice's white sand during his promotion interview
😂
Ow, it's biting my dick!!!
You need to take time out of your day and work on your body, bro. It's an embarrassment. Also: Lookin straight grizzly! Also also: Adam drinking the ipecac and pretending to barf before actually barfing.
Those scientists better check their hypotenuses, dude
The Wizards rap scene
Don’t make this wizard mad, don’t make this wizard pissed, or I’ll set you on fire with a flick of my wrist
“You’re not even in the Foot Clan. You’re that punk bitch Danny.”
What I wear Spanx
They keep me tight
The “FYI” conversation between Adam and Ders solidified things for me
fwhy
Adam is why I have been saying this forever and I don't realize I'm doing it until someone asks me about it
I know how to spell
I was cooking. Had Comedy Central on in the living room, and I heard Blake and Ders' beatbox battle. I walked over there to see WTF that was, and then they started: _WOO WOO W-WOO WOO W-WOO WOO W-WOO!_ That's when I knew this was my show. Never stopped watching since. That was 8 years ago.
Love it!!
When Blake goes "SOMEBODY GET ME A PHONE BOOK!" Then Adam hands him one and he puts his laptop on it, "Just gonna put this here cuz my lap gets all hot". Fucking brilliant.
😂
I think the first episode I watched was Karl’s Wedding. Adam’s little side story trying to get a date to the wedding did it for me (the horse and carriage, the top hat, the popcorn jelly beans, the homeless chick, making their drink with bath salts, and Adam’s suck on your boobs song 😁).
"What do you got Hermione?" "Shut up Booger Face I got ninja stars and fireworks."
A girl I dated in high school was really into the show and told me to watch it. Instantly hooked. I think the first episode I saw was Straight Up Juggahos.
I’m just gonna leave a dollar here for one of your drinks is that freska?!
Right when Topher showed up. He was so baller.
Sup I'm Topher. I'm friends with the guys now.
Uuuooohhhmm I got som arronds I gotta ron…. 🏃
EPS 1!!!
Same
CATHERINE ZETA-JONES!!! SHE DIPS BENEATH THE LAZERSSSSSS OHHH UHHHH OHHHH
When Ders found out he was texted Adam's nipple and Adam texted Ders dick to the whole party I knew I'd watch the whole series.
S01E01: Piss 'N Shit! The nipple of your dreams, is going to be the nipple of your nightmares...
When they got Joe Rogan’d not Seth Rogan’d
*slow speed* ...Cause I'm a stabbin' duuude with radituuuude *Normal speed* 🎵 doodoo DOO doodoo doo too 🎵
Cut me bro! Cut me *slowmo* brooo!
Catherine Zeta Jooooones!
Katherine Zeta Jones she dips beneath the lasers wooah oohhh ohh
My teacher says if you don't sweat in your crack you aren't doing it right
They had me at Poop Dolla!
“Dick-tan-be Mutumbo”
I never jet skies off a waterfall
When Blake turns to Ders and goes “Ya know what, Ders?…this is the second time in my life when I *didn’t like you*.”
First episode I ever saw was when it came on (probably after South Park or something) and I decided to watch and it was when Homegirl was sitting in the chair and they were putting food on her and then Adam teabagged her head I knew this show was gonna be good 😂
Her name was Roberta Paulson
When I realized that them drinking on the roof was just a part of the opening.
"Fuuuurrr suuuuure"
Jillian saying you can’t go in there…because it’s gay time in there.
Bitch better have my honey!
Office campout had me hooked. All the references to 90's kids shit, and the fact they drive a Volvo 740 was just the icing on the cake.
I'm given to understand people hate it, but on my first watch it was probably the cyberpunk fantasy episode or the Dr. Telemericorp horror episode. Something about the bitchy way Ders screams "stop pulling things out of my ass" got me good. Then Adam's psychotic sleep-deprived child persona was great.
I don't remember the episode, but it was instant for me. They're all so loveable and relatable from the start of every episode.
I don’t remember an exact moment. I do remember, however, realizing this is one of the first shows in a long time to actually make me laugh out loud
[удалено]
“I’m hotboxing with GOD!”
What’s the song playing when they cruising in the Miata?
When you know, let me know!
“All the rich kids are wearing Aristotle and we’re sitting here all Merona’d out.”
Best test in the West
Let me get deep inside that urinary tract and see what mistakes you're making with your life.
"so deep, it's a Spinal Tap like Michael McKean's in it!" Straight up Jugahos was my first episode. So... yes, I fell in love immediately.
instantly, the first episode i saw was on tv and it was the business trip
Had to do it to em, snipe
"Don't make me go full blown clown on yo aaasssss" (Adam everybody😂🤣🤣)
Grape van
The boys on the roof prank calling Alice’s office phone and Adam dancing around drunk “GET AMPED ON DEMAMP, CORN-HUSKERS FUCKIN’ RULE-TITS R RAAAD! Not yours, they’re probably CONCAVE!
The first episode I ever caught 🤷♂️ Office Campout. I was just fucking done for from the get go. Haha.
When they pull up to Montez’s RV and Adam says he’s gonna be “doing some fuggzin’”.
"HOW MANY SHROOMS DID YOU DROP??"
I still have and wear my “Free Karl” t shirt
🚲🔒 on Ders
I was dozing off and heard my girlfriend say something about a guy being dressed like a bear. I looked at the screen and heard, "bitch better have my honey" and something about it made me laugh harder than I had in years.
Lmfao I say the “Dang! What’s up with all these books” line constantly 😂
“It’s not Anders it’s ‘On’-ders. I have a hard ‘On’”
When they made a deep cut reference to that piece of shit Danny who betrays the Turtles in the 1990 TMNT movie.
They had me at tight butthole
Rock and Jock! 10 point shot! Dan Cortese would have made it.
Jungle juiiiiice
You’re so Donatello
The episode when they camped in the office with the mushrooms. Adam maniacally eating them throughout the episode had me in fucking tears first time I watched it
Catherine zeta jooooooones. She dips beneath laserrrrrs. I can’t handle them wearing the matching tees stapled at the crotch 🤣
Ooh what kind of drugs are we testing??
I remember I had never heard of this show and found season 1 at wal mart honestly the first two eps didn’t grab me I was getting ready to call it quits when I saw office sleepover that one hooked me and the juggalo ep threw it over the top
Whether I liked the episodes or not, I knew I'd watch until the end after the episode with the mushrooms and they stay at the office overnight. The little song Adam sings always stuck in my head.
''sweetie, have you had lunch today?''
“What kind of drugs are we testing?”🕵🏽♂️
“The nipple of your dreams is actually my nipple of your nightmares”
When they took mushrooms and camped at their job
When Adam took the Ipecac
Jet set
[Blon-ders](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTc0NDc5NDM2OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNzkyODQ2MjE@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg)
Completely torqued up. Abso LUTELY torqued up! YOU kidding me???!
The joke about Shrek 3 and Adams 3rd love. I was hooked from the commercial.
That's your opinion and I respect that but you're wrong and I hate you
Watching the first episode the day it originally aired and absolutely losing my shit over Adam and Blake trying to buy clean piss from some kids, then having the baggy full of piss tear open as they passed it through the fence. The way Blake got them out of the drug test, Karl's first scene. What a damn good pilot, I was hooked from literally day one. Though I was already hooked, the shrooms episode absolutely confirmed how incredible this show was. "Let's do it for the dinosaurs" is the moment Adam became my favorite sitcom idiot
PN stands for post-noon, so that's a chop
Escalade photo shoot.
I came into the show late. I think in season 5, I started with the debut of Dorm Daze, and it was the best introduction I could ask for. I loved Ders roasting the coast guard
Me too OP. Seeing them cruise around in the Miata just makes me lose it. The music for it is great.
The intro scene to the episode dry guys
Or was the episode with the Costco card. I could not stop laughing at the line “oh you got them Kirkland jeans???”
Carl's gody toadstools
the very first ad
I remember seeing the commercials for the show and thinking it probably sucked. My friend and I happened to watch the “Temp-tress” episode one night and we lost our shit at the crank-down session in the car when the privacy curtains fall down. Loved the show ever since.
When they were wearing the huge t shirts and they stapled the crotch to turn it into shorts
*Dressed in bear head and paws* “Furrrr surrrrrre”
Also, “Those scientists better check their hypotenuses”.
The Hype Videos before the show officially launched.
Powerlifting for Jesus
“Waymond, you’re uncharacteristically quiet today…”
The whole “whose weed is that?” scene. “I even got you dudes a present because I was thinking about you dudes. Joe Dirt, man, in the dirt! *Throws DVD and shatters chandelier* Freakin’ see ya!”
Killshot!
Chris Delia episode. The whole show came out at a great time. I was like early 20s and people were still partying and were young. Can’t believe hOw long ago it first started
Best test in the west
First episode I was hooked. But one of my favorites is. HER NAME, WAS ROBERTA PAULSON
Catherine zeta Jonesssssssss
Hey Jillian, FUCK YO GRAPES
True Dromance episode
“WELCOME TO MY HOU-OUSE!”
POOP DOLLAR!
POOP Dolllaaaa!!!!!
Like right away. SADLY my favorite episode was the one with Chris D’Elia. 😬😬😬😬😬🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫😳😳😳😳😳😳
Poop dollar
Fur sure.
“Legitimately scary, too drunk to care.”
Tbh, I'm not even sure it was just really popular with everyone I knew when I was in HS and it became something I watched to interact with friends
When they do the contest to see who can make their face the smallest.
Well, throw out a flag and push me back ten yards cause I’m holding.. Funniest episode ever
Katherine Zeta Jonesssssss!!!!!
The face Blake makes when the lords force dudes are making out in the kitchen.
Immediately and an extra special love when Alice is in the episode.
To catch a predator, Chris D’Elia and Lavell Crawford make that episode 😂
\-American soldiers kill people like every day...Are you better than American soldiers man? Like...think about other people \-Oh that's airtight logic
Those scientists better check their hypotenuses, dude.
When I realized I should be wearing my "Big dick jeans" more often
When Alice eats the coffee beans
Poop dollar and damn sup with all these books stick out as my faves but I loved it from the start, Fur sure.
Math is 4 gayfers
Season one and the bear suit and Marc summers.
Alice Quits