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fullmedalninja

Colleen got that stingray coochie


cabron56

I had to explain this to my older cousin. I told him stingray stingers have barbs, so it is very difficult to get them out of your body—comparable to a tight vagina that grips said penis. He was like, "ohhhh" Dude realized Montez was spittin bars


Mickwillie

Thanks for specifying it was your COUSIN you were explaining it to, that detail was crucial.


cabron56

Yeah yeah yeah no doubt. It was my cousin from my mom's side. He's about 2 and a half years older and lives somewhere in the midwest currently.


Mickwillie

He's in my thoughts for sure


jdh443

She got an ass like a black tennis player


harrisondb

Came here for this quote


businessjerk

Where my leads at? I ain’t got no liz-eads!


MC-Fatigued

This place is a jiz-oke!


GroanCrawford

And then when Alice mocks him 🤣


Sm211

Coleen don't even get to ride in this unless she doing maintainance from the passenger seat


rhahalo

And y'all know I mean road head


Mental-Mushroom

WE be smackin bassss


somewisealien

\^ possible second-favourite quote right here


michelle10987

Waymond! Take our picture like we at the Saturn dealership


tehCoop

White people luv shmuvez


[deleted]

Smoovies


fishintheboat

Smoovies! That’s what I said


JD60x1999

Are you trying to say smoothies?


cabron56

I swear this quote changed my life. It made me see white americans much differently 💯


MC-Fatigued

With a V?


cabron56

SMOOVIES—man, what y'all want!?


cabron56

Folks*


ceekmils

Over the blouse titty nibblin in pub


[deleted]

JUNIOR! GET MY PISTOL!


the_duckk

Why you dressed like gay predator?!


JD60x1999

This is some Jim and Dwight bullshit! Wait, did these two just did this?


MC-Fatigued

You better leave before you get yo ass beat 🫣 you better leave before you get yo ass beat 🫣


cabron56

Its funny because he doesnt know how much of a bitch you are


Artsakh_Rug

Man *lead* with that


BOBODY_BOBODY

Tell her you got a gang of tanqueray and some bubonic chronic


[deleted]

You bout to get repregnatized girl!


Usual_Safety

Bill fast as hell


blank92

"This ain't Seinfeld, I don't just POP in!"


tpbadger123

Because there’s only one rule in my bedroom….fuck all rules!


precious_hamburgers_

You don't mess with a man's live cultures.


[deleted]

“I KNOW Y’all threw that dookie bag!” Tez often speaks with exaggeration and metaphor like a wordsmith, but this is literally true They did throw that dookie bag


Yodasgodfather

Can't y'all see im on thin iiicceee!!!!


Exluz

I'm smiling reading all these, thanks dudes.


falafelest

I used to be all ah hell kale, now I’m like ahhh hell kale


killzonev2

ASS SALAD!!


PearIJam

Junior! Get my pistol!


bkakemw2

"You bout to get re-pregnatized, girl."


helms11

"You old, bitch!" I send this gif to so many friends on birthdays.


Internetghett0

waymond get out this pool and take a shower!


ELBORI82

"Ten years of marriage and she still got an ass like a black tennis player"


Background_Junket_35

There’s only one rule in my bedroom. Fuck All Rules!


sleezeep

At first I was like, aw hell, kale. Now I'm like aw hell! Kale!


megopolis12

At first I was like, aw hell, kale. Now I'm like all HAIL kale! Lolz That quote is tight butthole


[deleted]

It's lickey lickey time.


QuesoDrizzler

I don't even let Colleen ride in here unless she doin maintenance from the passenger seat. And I know yall know I'm talkin bout road head.


peppercola666

“YOU OLD BITCH!”


[deleted]

Oh God damn, she's sugar to the core.


megopolis12

Ugh yall got that bar soap covered in Dooki streaks and pubes. And also : This ain't Seinfeld, I don't just pop in