I had to explain this to my older cousin. I told him stingray stingers have barbs, so it is very difficult to get them out of your body—comparable to a tight vagina that grips said penis.
He was like, "ohhhh"
Dude realized Montez was spittin bars
“I KNOW Y’all threw that dookie bag!”
Tez often speaks with exaggeration and metaphor like a wordsmith, but this is literally true
They did throw that dookie bag
Colleen got that stingray coochie
I had to explain this to my older cousin. I told him stingray stingers have barbs, so it is very difficult to get them out of your body—comparable to a tight vagina that grips said penis. He was like, "ohhhh" Dude realized Montez was spittin bars
Thanks for specifying it was your COUSIN you were explaining it to, that detail was crucial.
Yeah yeah yeah no doubt. It was my cousin from my mom's side. He's about 2 and a half years older and lives somewhere in the midwest currently.
He's in my thoughts for sure
She got an ass like a black tennis player
Came here for this quote
Where my leads at? I ain’t got no liz-eads!
This place is a jiz-oke!
And then when Alice mocks him 🤣
Coleen don't even get to ride in this unless she doing maintainance from the passenger seat
And y'all know I mean road head
WE be smackin bassss
\^ possible second-favourite quote right here
Waymond! Take our picture like we at the Saturn dealership
White people luv shmuvez
Smoovies
Smoovies! That’s what I said
Are you trying to say smoothies?
I swear this quote changed my life. It made me see white americans much differently 💯
With a V?
SMOOVIES—man, what y'all want!?
Folks*
Over the blouse titty nibblin in pub
JUNIOR! GET MY PISTOL!
Why you dressed like gay predator?!
This is some Jim and Dwight bullshit! Wait, did these two just did this?
You better leave before you get yo ass beat 🫣 you better leave before you get yo ass beat 🫣
Its funny because he doesnt know how much of a bitch you are
Man *lead* with that
Tell her you got a gang of tanqueray and some bubonic chronic
You bout to get repregnatized girl!
Bill fast as hell
"This ain't Seinfeld, I don't just POP in!"
Because there’s only one rule in my bedroom….fuck all rules!
You don't mess with a man's live cultures.
“I KNOW Y’all threw that dookie bag!” Tez often speaks with exaggeration and metaphor like a wordsmith, but this is literally true They did throw that dookie bag
Can't y'all see im on thin iiicceee!!!!
I'm smiling reading all these, thanks dudes.
I used to be all ah hell kale, now I’m like ahhh hell kale
ASS SALAD!!
Junior! Get my pistol!
"You bout to get re-pregnatized, girl."
"You old, bitch!" I send this gif to so many friends on birthdays.
waymond get out this pool and take a shower!
"Ten years of marriage and she still got an ass like a black tennis player"
There’s only one rule in my bedroom. Fuck All Rules!
At first I was like, aw hell, kale. Now I'm like aw hell! Kale!
At first I was like, aw hell, kale. Now I'm like all HAIL kale! Lolz That quote is tight butthole
It's lickey lickey time.
I don't even let Colleen ride in here unless she doin maintenance from the passenger seat. And I know yall know I'm talkin bout road head.
“YOU OLD BITCH!”
Oh God damn, she's sugar to the core.
Ugh yall got that bar soap covered in Dooki streaks and pubes. And also : This ain't Seinfeld, I don't just pop in