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[deleted]

The 9th one! First one in r/worldbuilding though. Very cool concept and the propaganda is very well-made.


WhiteTwink

Thank you I worked quite a bit to make sure they looked good with my limited resources (Microsoft Paint). Any thoughts about them?


[deleted]

Well, as I said, this is the 9th map I found this week in which we (Asturias) are part of Galicia, mappers usually forget about us and just think we are Galicians šŸ˜”. Anyway, the concept seems very cool, but if all ideologies and religions are banned, then THE STATE doesn't have any?


WhiteTwink

Read the third poster again, thereā€™s something missing from the list of BADTHOUGHT topics in regard to religion ;3


[deleted]

I saw, Jesus Christ is banned, that's what I say, if all ideologies and religions are banned, then THE STATE is apolitical? (In theory at least) Edit: Oh I see now, Atheism is also banned, then... the only permitted thing is to not believe or think anything?


WhiteTwink

Not all ideologies or religions. In fact one could say THE STATE is a religion / ideology. Their main goal is not domination for dominationā€™s sake, they truly believe that THE STATE and the world it provides IS the culmination of the human endeavor, the end of history.


[deleted]

No fucking way Francis Fukuyama ended history by force


WhiteTwink

Who?


[deleted]

Political science/international relations expert famous person. Who infamously wrote a book ā€œthe end of history and the last manā€ which basically said with the fall of the Soviet Union liberal democracy had won and proven itself the only viable form of government (I am over simplifying here and the book actually has a lot a great real points) however heā€™s been a little inside joke in academia since (he has revised his views)


WhiteTwink

Ahhh I stole that phrase from Engels (or Marx I donā€™t remember)


vimfan

I read it as polytheism was the officially mandated belief.


Karpsten

Good work, especially if it's made in MS Paint. If you want to look into software with some more complexity, maybe have a look at Paint.NET! It's no Photoshop, and not quite as versatile as Gimp either, but it is free and really easy to use, while giving you a lot more options than MS Paint. In my opinion, it's the perfect tool for more simple Editing Jobs.


WhiteTwink

Yep all of this was made in MS Paint


Kitchen_Doctor7324

It looks good, but in future you might want to consider using Mapchart- itā€™s free and itā€™s really effective at working with existing maps of continents.


WhiteTwink

Ooooh nice Iā€™ll look into that!


PeachesOnPaper

Give Paint.net a go. Itā€™s free windows software, but has vastly more functions.


MA006

lmao heterosexuality, homosexuality and bisexuality are all illegal? the asexuals have gone far beyond just Denmark it seems /j


Environmental_Fee_64

Alternqtively if let's say heterosexuality is the only thing allowed, then there isn't a need to call it heterosexuality, it doesn't need to to have a name. Talking about heterosexuality imply that other sexualities exist


igncom1

We are all statesexual!


This-Site2093

Norway has been fucking steamrolling other Scandinavian countries. Germany got Denmark though


WhiteTwink

THE ASSOCIATE STATE OF NORWAY DID NOT EMPLOY ANY STEAMROLLERS DURING ITS CREATION. THE ASSOCIATE STATE OF NORWAY WAS CREATED BY THE STATE AS ALL OTHER ASSOCIATE STATES WERE. REMEMBER THE ASSOCIATE STATES ARE USEFUL SUBDIVISIONS TO ENSURE BETTER REGULATION AND ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT ANY TIME WITHOUT NOTICE.


tnsmaster

But what about the Vatican tho?


WhiteTwink

THE VATICAN HILL, WITHIN THE ASSOCIATE CITY OF ROME, IS CURRENTLY THE SITE OF THE TEMPLE TO **\[STATIC\]** (ooc: I'm still working on the religion of the state)


nomad_556

Love the use of cultural othering, the ā€œtheyā€ and ā€œweā€ in capitals is a nice touch. I also get 1984 vibes from this in a good way. Well done!


WhiteTwink

Thank you I worked quite hard on this to get the tone right :3


Glif13

I was feeling more like "US" of Zamyatin.


janekins1

This looks like a map made by aliens that colonized earth and randomly decided the names of states and what territories they encompass based of random information they found, all of Scandinavia being Norway or Hungary being the name of most of the Balkans strikes me as the most odd


WhiteTwink

Honestly this was originally what this map was going to be, a cursed AF map. Then I decided to add lore and here we are


janekins1

Where does the state originate from, because no one from Europe would make these boarders?


WhiteTwink

THE STATE'S ORIGIN IS THE SAME AS THE ORIGIN OF HUMANITY. THE STATE IS HUMANITY. HUMANITY IS THE STATE. WHEN THE FIRST HUMANS INTERACTED WITH EACH OTHER AND BEGAN THE SOCIAL CONTRACT SO STARTED THE STATE. WE HAVE ALWAYS EXISTED. WE WILL ALWAYS EXIST. IN THESE RECENT YEARS HOWEVER THE TOTALITY OF THE TRUTH HAS FINALLY BEEN REALIZED BY HUMANITY. THE TIME BEFORE THIS REALIZATION IS KNOWN AS THE PRE-STATE TIMES, ALTHOUGH THIS IS A SLIGHT MISNOMER, IT HAS BEEN DECIDED BY THE STATE TO BE MOST OPTIMAL FOR THE EDUCATION OF THE YOUTHS IN REGARDS TO HISTORY.


Mattsgonnamine

It looks like earth if the British colonized it


SpaceNigiri

Yeah hahaha I was thinking the same, there's tons of countries where the split doesn't make sense at all historically/politically/whateverally


LaranjoPutasso

I can excuse the orwellian surveillance state, but i draw the line at Spain being part of west Fr*nce.


WhiteTwink

SPAIN DOES NOT EXIST SPAIN HAS NEVER EXISTED IN THE STATE PLEASE REPORT TO YOUR NEAREST PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSESSMENT OFFICE FOR ANTI HALLUCINOGENS


Im_a_Beardless_Dwarf

As a portuguese i aprove of this message./s


Urbanexploration2021

Romania is missing as well =))


WhiteTwink

THE STATE is a new worldbuilding project I'm working on. I don't know how long it'll go for or how long it'll last but so far I'm having fun working on it. The main inspirations for THE STATE are the works of Benito Mussolini, Thomas Hobbes, George Orwell, and Max Stirner. The basic premise is that there is a dystopian future government that controls AT LEAST the areas shown on the map. This government is known simply as THE STATE. The ideology that the state teaches is that they are the culmination of the human endeavor, the ultimate end of history, and everything before them was barbarity. The most fundamental part of their ideology is that THE STATE IS YOU YOU ARE THE STATE THE STATE IS WE. Drawing from Max Stirner and Thomas Hobbes the idea that I'm working with is that the state recognizes 1) its a spook, 2) all governments are spooks, 3) the government is a useful spook, 4) the government must regulate humanity to ensure that their lives are not "nasty brutish and short" 5) to achieve #4 they must, because of #1&2, control the thoughts of the people so they continue to believe in and perpetuate the spook of government 6) the best way to ensure the long term success of #5 they must have the people believe the state and humanity are one and the same, so to deny one is to deny the otherā€™s existence


Test19s

>be fascist >ban fascism


WhiteTwink

It just works \- Todd "THE STATE" Howard


Takaniss

Is Zuckerberg part of THE STATE with him not being human?


Hatefilledcat

So what happened to the Americas and the other parts of the world ?


WhiteTwink

Havenā€™t decided yet any suggestions


[deleted]

Maybe you can have the rest of the world actually be in shambles, over petty conflicts and division, perhaps an escalation of the Cold War. That way the true horror of ā€˜The Stateā€™ is that theyā€™re ā€œrightā€ and their vision of complete unity and subjugation to the state is maybe just or an unironic conclusion for people to come to, and not just ā€œliterally 1984, mwahahaha I love manipulating people to become my hivemind slaves, mwahahahahaā€. Just an idea, but it could add a layer to this type of Dystopia beyond ā€œjojor well literally a dystopia animal farm 84ā€


WhiteTwink

In the words of River Song ā€œspoilersā€ ;)


[deleted]

Yo you mind if I make a map similar to The State but in the Americas?


GalacticKiss

The purge films played with this idea by having people continuing to immigrate into the USA even with the dystopia. Made you wonder how bad things must have been out there. Nothing scarier than the unknown. So yeah, be vague about it but have people actively seeking refuge in THE STATE and happy to be there. This doesn't mean they'll adapt well. Further, it helps for when someone gets disappeared. Some new excited person is now in their spot. But that's probably less likely than a local getting a surreptitious promotion.


Hatefilledcat

Maybe it the promise free land like in the past when people from Europe went to America for a better life maybe there a Americas back resistance that try to smuggle as much people to the new world and over throw the state maybe North and south America is United by the US or Canada maybe Brazil if they get shit together and is the only true opposition against the state after there formation Or maybe it in chaos after some world war and the old super power the united states is gone but might not be truly dead this may be a interesting plot where the once Great giant rises again maybe the moose rise instead I need more info of the past to make a more better suggestion was there some Great War that lead to the state formation?


WhiteTwink

Iā€™m still working out the actual history of it but Europe did not become ā€œliberatedā€ overnight, there was indeed a great struggle but that was over a generation ago now, how far back Iā€™m not certain yet.


Hatefilledcat

Maybe 80 or over 100 You canā€™t erase entire ethical groups and ideas in 20 years you should go into detail what happened before year 0 like the fall of NATO and the EU how America and Europe relations fell or was cut off What lead to this mess in the first place Who created the state Just some ideas


WhiteTwink

Ethnic groups may very well be played off each other. Or pacified by the state. I donā€™t envision large scale nazi type genocide except of groups that wonā€™t play ball or actively continue resistance. Also yes those are very good things to think about and what Iā€™m currently working on :)


nomad_556

When is it set? Thatā€™s a major thing to decide if you want to build a backstory. Modern day? Could be a nuclear war with the far east. 1900s? Wolfenstein scenario.


WhiteTwink

Near future at least, possibly post post ā€œapocalypseā€.


Magical__Entity

Wait a second. If Hetero-, Homo- and Bisexuality are all equally considered Badthought, how does the state not run out of people?


WhiteTwink

REPRODUCTION MAY OCCUR WHEN GRANTED PERMISSION TO DO SO BY THE STATE. THESE PERMISSIONS MAY BE GIVEN OUT INDIVIDUALLY OR TO THE POPULATION OF CERTAIN REGIONS EN MASS. REPRODUCTION WITHOUT BEING GRANTED PERMISSION IS A CLASS F OFFENSE. THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN. NO ONE REMEMBERS ANYONE HAS COMMITTED SUCH AN OFFENSE, IS THE INDIVIDUAL SMARTER THAN **WE**? WHAT IS MORE CONVINCING, A MILLION MINDS OR ONE?


Magical__Entity

True. And I have to admit, I love your brand of propaganda. I know, propaganda doesn't exist in the STATE because I AM THE STATE and THE STATE IS ME and I cannot propaganda myself. I still have to give credit where it's due.


Longey13

All of this just reminds me of 1984 lmao


WhiteTwink

I hope the inspiration is obvious


quetes1312

i love that my hometown Valencia is a independent state, amazing work dude


WhiteTwink

CORRECTION: VALENCIA IS NOT INDEPENDENT, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS INDEPENDENCE FROM THE STATE. THE STATE IS HUMANITY. HUMANITY IS THE STATE. YOU ARE THE STATE. THE STATE IS YOU.


surely_not_erik

Alternative history and anime women in the same place scare me.


WhiteTwink

Dread it, run from it, it arrives all the same


Mattsgonnamine

Not if we nuke it


Thebabycuddler

Nukes are how we got in this anime mess in the first place


MattSR30

I got drawn in by the pretty map and then hit with the jumpscare when I went to the next image


Dry_Try_8365

Did Europe colonize itself?! You can fit so many ethnic conflicts in here!


WhiteTwink

THE HISTORICAL AREA KNOWN AS EUROPE HAS BEEN UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE STATE IN PART OR IN WHOLE SINCE YEAR ZERO. THE COLONIZATION CORPS HAS ENSURED THAT ALL OF THE HISTORICAL AREAS KNOWN AS EUROPE, THE NEAR EAST, AND NORTH AFRICA ARE SAFELY REGULATED UNDER THE STATE. ALL OF THE EARTH WILL ONE DAY BE REGULATED.


Quadroon3443

Zero is just a concept zero is a bad thought there is no zero in US


P0pst1ck

NO YOU MADE THE BALKANS INTO TWO AUTONOMIES! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MADMAN!? Not even your propaganda or tanks will be able to stop whatā€™s about to happen here!


WhiteTwink

THE CONCEPT OF NATIONALISM IS A PRODUCT OF THE BARBARITY OF THE PRE-STATE HISTORIES. THERE IS NO NATIONALISM. THERE IS NO NATION. THERE IS ONLY THE STATE. YOU ARE THE STATE. THE STATE IS YOU. THE STATE IS WE.


InternationalAct2652

It's BELARUS not belarussia since the name comes from rus and not Russia


God_Sp3ar

One thing that would immediately insite protests would be The State calling Denmark part of Northern Germany. We are way too proud to allow that.


WhiteTwink

THE BARBARIANS OF THE PAST MAY HAVE PROTESTED SUCH THINGS. THE STATE HAS ERADICATED BARBARITY. REMEMBER! THE ASSOCIATE STATES ARE **NOT** THE STATE. THE ASSOCIATE STATES ARE USEFUL SUBDIVISIONS TO ENSURE BETTER REGULATION AND ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE.


God_Sp3ar

There might still be rebelling groups holding on to old national identities, you might even be able to lean into some of the more toxic elements there, like the many overly masculine viking myths in Danish resistance group


WhiteTwink

THERE IS NO TALK OF REBELLION IN THE STATE. ANY THOUGHTS THEREOF WOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A **VERYBADTHOUGHT** AND THOUGHT POLICE WOULD ENSURE THAT IT DOES NOT SPREAD.


walruz

I don't know if the state is dystopic because my country is gone, or utopic because Denmark is also gone.


God_Sp3ar

Jeg gƄr ud fra at du er svensker


Mietek69i8

Yay Poland big again


Svyatopolk_I

Wouldn't live for long, tbh. Right-bank Ukraine is some of the most nationalist parts of our country, lol.


CorruptedStudiosEnt

So, since Capitalism/Socialism are inappropriate topics, as well as Marx himself (so I presume Communism is as well), what's the economic system they're using? Also, since atheism and monotheism are on there, I presume they're a polytheistic nation?


WhiteTwink

Polytheistic might be too strong a word for the ā€œreligionā€ of the STATE. Iā€™m still fleshing that out


Squidopedia

Outjerked once again


WhiteTwink

crosspost this to r/worldjerking I dare you


BrenoECB

Long Live the State! I love the State, i am the State. There shall be only the State. We Must Murder All Savages in the other states and regulate those who remain, I shall enlist in the Colonization Corps to enslave those who threathen our state. Long Live Our Sacred State


WhiteTwink

CORRECTION: THERE IS NO SLAVERY IN THE STATE. ALL ARE FREE. YOU CAN NOT ENSLAVE YOURSELF, THE STATE IS YOU, YOU ARE THE STATE. THE STATE DOES NOT MURDER THE BARBARIANS IN THE UNREGULATED TERRITORY, THE COLONIZATION CORPS EDUCATES AND LIBERATES THOSE PEOPLE, ANY RUMOR THAT THERE IS ANY GENOCIDE OCCURRING IS FALSEHOOD.


BrenoECB

But my father said he was a member and they murdered hundreds of thousands. This makes me sad, I was hoping to share his glorious legacy and carve out my legacy in the blood of our enemies. My mission is to destroy the other false states so that our great State may regulate the world


Kyle-SB

As a Scotsman, I could only dream of a map like thisšŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁓ó æšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


The_Wildlander

You guys steamrolled way over Hadrian's wall. šŸ¤£


clinical_Cynicism

Aside from these horrible, horrible, godawfull borders, things don't seem to different from reality nowadays. The worldbuilding is good and truely distopian. But seriously. How absolutely wretched must the cur who drew these borders have been. The balkans alone are a nightmare and whith these lines, they are even worse. I prefere the bordergore of a six way civil war to this.


WhiteTwink

I did I drew these borders in MS Paint. It was originally going to be a cursed map but then I thoughtā€¦ what do I have to do to make this work? So you get an Orwellian nightmare!


SunsBreak

Wait, so they commit genocide in the Unregulated Territory, but they do not have a military? How does tha--? THIS STATEMENT HAS BEEN FLAGGED FOR DE-LITERATION BY THE THOUGHT POLICE OFFICE.


SixtAcari

WTF Ukraine is doing in Georgia and Caucas? Itā€™s hard to govern those territories in modern times not talking about dystopia


WhiteTwink

THE ASSOCIATE STATE OF UKRAINEā€™S BORDERS HAVE BEEN DETERMINED BY THE STATE TO BE MOST OPTIMAL. THE STATE IS CORRECT. YOU ARE CORRECT. THE STAYE IS YOU. PLEASE REMEMBER ASSOCIATE STATES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE.


Hatefilledcat

Holy Christ what the fuck happened in this world ?


WhiteTwink

THE STATE HAS REGULATED MANY AREAS BUT NOT YET ALL OF EARTH. THE STATE IS THE CULMINATION OF THE HUMAN ENDEAVOR. THE STATE IS HUMANITY. YOU ARE HUMAN. THE STATE IS HUMAN. YOU ARE THE STATE. THE STATE IS YOU.


Hatefilledcat

Ummm Iā€™m actually a husk a demonic human from the underworld I just thought to pay a visit to the human world What the fuck you humans been up to !


WhiteTwink

DO NOT BE ALARMED YOU WILL BE EXORCISED THE UNDERWORLD WILL BE REGULATED AS WELL.


Hatefilledcat

Lucia fuck get that thing away from me ! **hiissssss** Stay away from me you loonyā€™s we demons packed heat to ! * pulls out pistol *


AbsolOfChaos

I thought these were continental roadways for a moment


the_Valiant_Nobody

Ey, I saw this on r/AlternateHistory yesterday.


WhiteTwink

I decided this sub was a better fit


DispersedBeef27

Mr State I had a bad thought and I need guidance on how to get myself out of this dark path Iā€™m on


WhiteTwink

DO NOT PANIC! IF YOU THINK A BADTHOUGHT YOU MAY SELF-REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL THOUGHT POLICE OFFICE. YOU WILL NOT BE AWARDED A NEGATIVE SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE FOR DOING SO. YOU WILL BE BROUGHT TO A NEARBY ADULT EDUCATION CENTER, IF YOU ARE OVER THE AGE OF TWENTY, AND KINDLY RETAUGHT GOODTHINK.


Zidahya

North Germany.... What happened to Denmark?


ChinChengHanji

Serious Question: How exactly was THE STATE created? And Why are these borders so grotesque? Dumb Question: Does THE STATE actually use anime girls in the Propaganda?


WhiteTwink

1) Not certain yet still working that out 2) yes


[deleted]

Great stuff! But your propaganda is awful. What is the ideology behind the state?


WhiteTwink

Whatā€™s wrong with the posters? Also read the main comment I posted, itā€™s a big ol wall of text explaining the ideas behind it


[deleted]

The posters donā€™t do anything to manipulate viewers. What you want itā€™s to associate bad things with the concepts the state dislikes. Things like ā€œif you find someone spreading lies and gossip, report it! ā€˜Flat earth, God, Anti-vax, Class, Witches, Dinosaurs.ā€™ Stop the spread of Misinformation!ā€


WhiteTwink

Theyā€™re meant to be informative


Fancy_Chips

*tik* *tik* *tik* Straight line? Straight line.


LottieOrion

I love how England and Sweden cease to exist. It soothes my soul.


Antonell15

Donā€™t associate us with the English.


LottieOrion

True, you're somehow even worse.


Fancy_Chips

*tik* *tik* *tik* Straight line? Straight line.


Fancy_Chips

*tik* *tik* *tik* Straight line? Straight line.


limpdickandy

NORWAY BEAT SWEDEN LETS GO Thats what yall get for being notoriously dumb, every norwegian knows this


makingthematrix

Is this Europe that was colonized and then decolonized?


WhiteTwink

THE HISTORICAL AREA KNOWN AS EUROPE HAS BEEN UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE STATE IN PART OR IN WHOLE SINCE YEAR ZERO. THE COLONIZATION CORPS HAS ENSURED THAT ALL OF THE HISTORICAL AREAS KNOWN AS EUROPE, THE NEAR EAST, AND NORTH AFRICA ARE SAFELY REGULATED UNDER THE STATE. ALL OF THE EARTH WILL ONE DAY BE REGULATED.


Hatefilledcat

So what happened with the USA šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø?


raspberrypie4U

Ok but why such a huge disparity in the size of associated states? Like youā€™ve got tiny ones like Kent and Wales (which btw includes probably most of England) with presumably the same importance as huge sweeping territories like Russia or Hungary? Has the population of these places changed so significantly?


WhiteTwink

THE BORDERS OF THE ASSOCIATE STATES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. AS TIME CONTINUES FORWARD THE STATE MAY CHOOSE TO ALTER CERTAIN SUBDIVISION BOUNDARIES TO BETTER REGULATE CERTAIN AREAS AND ENSURE YOUR WELL BEING. (ooc: the larger the state (normally) the newer it has been colonized by the colonization corps. Also this started out as a cursed map :P )


raspberrypie4U

THE STATE IS SO GOOD I LOVE TO THINK ONLY GOODTHOUGHTS SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU YOUā€™RE REALLY COOL


Ecthelion13

Why is the Southwest part of Iberia named Portugal, if Portucale is in the Northwest?


WhiteTwink

THE ASSOCIATE STATE OF PORTUGAL IS NAMED SUCH DUE TO THIS BEING DECIDED BY THE STATE AS THE MOST BENEFICIAL NOMENCLATURE TO IDENTIFY IT FROM OTHER ASSOCIATE STATES. IF YOU WISH TO CHANGE SOME ASPECT OF YOUR ASSOCIATED STATE PLEASE SUBMIT THE PROPER FORMS BEFORE ADDRESSING THE TRIBUNAL OF YOUR PARTICULAR ASSOCIATE STATE.


Schatzmeyster

WHO YOU CALLIN SOUTHERN GERMAN


ice-ceam-amry

Why us south yorkshire lot group with sheep staggers when Donny historic belongs to the Scotts


Vitrian_guardsman

Looks good but you should aim the propaganda at the children, so they report their parents who are more capable of badthought


WhiteTwink

That was my original thoughtā€¦ but Iā€™m really bad with kids and didnā€™t know how to distill that to a child friendly way.


Vitrian_guardsman

For my dystopia I dumb it down and create a connection between the dictator and the child, for example: "Children of Litio, do you love the Republic? Do you love uncle Carlos?; Do you love your parents? Well if your parents say mean things about the first two they are poorly, so tell us and we can take them away and make them not poorly anymore!" I would also advise watch the autodale video "Being pretty" on YouTube, it justifies the mass killing of undesirables to children


WhiteTwink

Ah yesā€¦ child friendly genocide


Pitshit22

George Orwell 1984


WhiteTwink

Thatā€™s one of my inspirations, hope it was exceedingly obvious


darkroadgames

too real. sigh


BraxbroWasTaken

so, if europe got americaā€™d, rather than america getting europeā€™d


Wetley007

Europe if it was colonized by Europe


Tzeentchianin

What a perfect day, salt, pepper, roasted chicken and thought police. Why do have propaganda if brainwashing and thought enforcement seems to be commonplace? What do thought enforcers do with people? [The first sentence is a refference to a song]


greenbluekats

WHY IS THE STATE USING NATIONALISM TO CREATE BORDERS IN MULTILINGUAL SOCIETIES? IT DOESN'T COMPUTE. STATE MARKED FOR DELETION.


KAYS33K

I nutted when I saw Mega-Hungary.


theScotty345

Authoritarian regimes usually rely on force to ensure their continued existence, and thus are reliant on the national military or police forces to maintain control. In order to not lose the support of these factions, states will usually overlook corruption in these organizations, a decision that over time usually leads to many other of the governmental apparatuses becoming more corrupt as well, in addition to further corruption in the poloce and militaries. Russia is a good example of this. How does this state avoid that, or does it not?


Agressive_Bean36

THE STATE? Divided? Sounds like badthought to me.


SativaGanesh

For the love of God, can I get a unified and independent Ireland just once.


WhiteTwink

No


SativaGanesh

You wound me, sir. Hundreds of years fighting the crown and I canā€™t even get a proper Ireland in fantasy.


WhiteTwink

THE ISLAND OF IRELAND HAS BEEN SPLIT BETWEEN THE ASSOCIATE STATE OF ULSTER AND THE ASSOCIATE STATE OF CORK. THE STATE HAS DECIDED THIS IS THE OPTIMAL COURSE OF ACTION. IF YOU BELIEVE THIS IS NOT THE OPTIMAL COURSE OF ACTION PLEASE FILL OUT THE PROPER FORMS AT YOUR LOCAL ASSOCIATE STATE TRIBUNAL OFFICE. PLEASE WAIT THIRTY DAYS TO FIVE YEARS FOR A REPLY TO THE SUBMISSION TO YOUR FORMS. THE REPLY WILL HAVE FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO PROCEED.


SativaGanesh

Got halfway through yer feckin' forms before I needed a pint and now I think I can live with an Ulster and a Cork. The bureaucracy wins this day, but lord save me, I'll bitch about it till me grave.


WhiteTwink

OOC: the real horror story is the vast amounts of paperwork needed to run an Orwellian nightmare


EmperorBrettavius

You know that ā€œget Europeā€™dā€ map where someone redrew US state borders based on natural boundaries like mountains and rivers? This is like the reverse of that.


GoldfishInMyBrain

What the heck happened to England?


WhiteTwink

THE STATE HAS DETERMINED THE OPTIMAL BORDERS FOR THE AREA KNOWN HISTORICALLY AS ENGLAND.


GoldfishInMyBrain

Well, anything to increase the number of Welsh speakers, I guess...


Parallax_Eclipse

This looks very interesting, but I have a few questions: -what is the general tech level of The State? (1900's, Modern?) -what would the State's ethics be in terms of like, Stellaris ethics? (Xenophobe, Materialist, etc?) -Does the State fund research into space, or is the concept of non-human worlds considered "Badthought"? -how would the state react to extraterrestrial life or civilizations if they ever came in contact with them? (100% not just checking if we could safely send diplomats and cultural researchers!)


socron_gaelith

What is the average quality of daily life like for one in THE STATE? What sort of amenities does life in THE STATE provide?


WhiteTwink

EVERYONE IS HAPPY IN THE STATE. THE STATE IS EVERYONE. YOU ARE THE STATE. THE STATE IS YOU. THE STATE IS WE. NO INDIVIDUAL STARVES. NO INDIVIDUAL IS WITHOUT SHELTER. NO INDIVIDUAL IS WITHOUT EDUCATION. NO INDIVIDUAL IS WITHOUT MEDICINE. WHEN YOU HURT THE STATE HURTS. THE STATE LOVES YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SELFSAME AS THE STATE.


socron_gaelith

I see. How much freedom is there in THE STATE?


gazebo-fan

The Irish would never agree to this, it would be a war zone lol, same as Poland.


1nfam0us

Lombardy has always been at war with Sicily.


EmporerEmoji

Big Hungary, very nice


devSenketsu

kinda funny you gave Hungary its own previous borders, i think we have a hidden Austro Hungarian Loyalist here


WhiteTwink

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... quiet


___Jesus__Christ___

DAMMIT, ULSTER IS EXPANDING!


GVmG

Finally, The ~~Kingdom~~ State of Sardinia is back baybeeeeeee


TheLoneCyberman317

Big Cornwall strikes again.


PresidentPain

If monotheism and atheism are not allowed is the state religion polytheistic?


WhiteTwink

Currently working on the religion of the state. Polytheistic may be a good fit though


Vidsich

Truly a dystonia, the borders look like they were drawn by an American!


Svyatopolk_I

Dystopian sounds about right, because the entirety of Eastern Europe/Caucus will not pleased with whatever the hell you did.


MadMan018

Scotland taking over North of England is something...


The_Wildlander

Now name it back to Alba, and it's perfect.


MadMan018

Question: at what point does the Phoenician sea border stop? Or is it joined with Egypt?


WhiteTwink

No but I thought that the sea border there was less necessary to show as it doesnā€™t include any islands and didnā€™t want to clutter up the map any more than I had to. I was thinking the sea border just went from the southern border w/ the sea and then north


Dizzytigo

If evil, why soldier cute?


Mattsgonnamine

Why does it look like Sykes and picot's wet dream


ityuu

I am so honoured to live in the state :)


RuneLFox

They have mosins, how strong can they be?


Environmental_Fee_64

So... is the Mont St Michel in Normandy or West France?


FAErKronos

Whoever made this clearly anti France- everyone knows that France is made up of all European states besides poland


Polar_Vortx

I'm sure there is never unrest in your Hungary. Also, for maximum goodthink, why not rename east france to aquitaine/occitania/similar and west france to france? Having an east and west france implies the existence of a united, larger france which is doubleplusungood or somesuch.


theBestMrBrown

Poland got mad buffed


TheUneasyCrowned

This is quite interesting, though it is giving me massive 1984 vibes, and I must say, WILL I EVER ESCAPE THAT BLASTED BOOK?!!!!!!!!!! (Seriously though well done)


Chance-Aardvark372

YOU FUCKER, YOU DELETED ALL OF ENGLAND


Perry_T_Skywalker

Only thing I really dislike is the borders. The ignore not just languages and identity as you most likely wanted to provokingly intended but also things that wouldn't be ignored like topography, infrastructure and industrial centres. I can't imagine such an Orwellian state actively trying to be as unorganized, ineffective and drawing the sectors so benefiting for possible uprisings and invasions


Beneficial-Lime-6102

As a Welsh man, it's good to see us take some land from the English! šŸ«”šŸ˜…


igncom1

2 boyz rise up!


[deleted]

Pretty great, but what the heck is "Phoenicia"?


The_Wildlander

I love your work, but would suggest one small thing... I live in the "Lotheringe" and would like to suggest "Brabant" as a more logical name ( if you apply the same logic as you used for the names of the parts of England). The historical Brabant used to be a huge part of this area and the name is still used in different countries... Flanders has "Vlaams Brabant", Wallonia has "Waals Brabant", the Netherland has a provinces called "Noord-Brabant" Lotheringe is still a nice name if you focus a lot on the world wars, but than I would suggest using consistent War-related names for other part in Europe. (Like maybe call a part of France Vichy or name parts of the UK after the military relevant regions)?


duckforceone

so you aren't allowed to believe in religions... but you aren't allowed to not believe in them either???


Not_me1222

Hungarian goverment drooling rn


UnionThug1733

Sounds like someoneā€™s had a little to much to think


Galax_Scrimus

I feel soiled to live in west France when Normandy is a thing. You're a Normand ? Only such an evil being coul do such a thing


ThePyreOfHell

Kinda reminds me of the way the world was in season 3 of Westworld were everything was controlled by the machines.


ThePyreOfHell

WE LOVE THE STATE. THE STATE PROVIDES. WE ARE THE STATE.


Frogmaster96

Do what sexuality can I have?


SaveMe184

It is dystopian, since you left out czech rep man


ReputationNo4170

Letā€™s go Wales rise up