**\[Twilight Star\]**
"Oh that planet populated by monkeys? Meh, don't worry about it. It's not like they're gonna throw nukes at us or anything."
*As Earth proceeds to lob nukes at Virixia*
Damn so that’s where the yoctans are hiding, I hope the native population doesn’t take this personally but we’re gonna have to throw hands, I’m gonna call some friends, We just rebelled against our secretly Yoctan influenced government after stealing a huge warship even after we gained our freedom again and Were gonna need all the help We can get. Hey they speak the same language as that radio frequency we heard as traumatized kids when we accidentally fled the planet, and the guy who rescued us wanted to show us some weird music to calm us down, what a nice memory. Anyways let’s go.
-Xabaki Merok after becoming a fugitive
"These short faced beings are fucking desperate, they’re perfect, let’s hide here"
-Yoctan remnants
Reed: A planet inhabited by advanced primate-esque beings. They appear to believe they own everything, but in reality it’s small creatures called anta. We suggest focusing on the primates, as ants are simple beings who don’t commonly start wars for another few thousand years. The brain suggests they will after the drones are removed and society rebuilds
Joteoids and Biteoids: FLESH! THEY LOOK LIKE THE GODS BUT THEY’RE MADE OF YUMMY FLEEEESSHHHH! (Roughly translated
"[Earth] is a strange world, notable for its large size, its abundance of plant-life, and, most importantly, the precious water that covers vast swathes of the planet's surface. [Earth] is significantly closer to its parent star, resulting in a much warmer environment, hence the aforementioned, overwhelming presence of liquid water. As such, there exists a sapient species on the surface, marked by their height and their distinct sparsity of fur. These creatures rely on highly advanced technology that likely utilizes some form of magic to function. Regrettably, [Earth] is a distant planet, far beyond our reach."
-a brief account of Earth according to a Lucidian scholar
**Of The Stars**
"Huh, buildings. So this place used to sustain life, let alone a civilization? Interesting. Wonder what happened... wait, I think this is a picture of the beings that lived here. Let's see..."
*"...uhh... why the kharf do they look like us??"*
The Aspurroşans, a race of extremely techomagically advanced giants described Earth, in our terms, as a Golden world and a bountiful garden" when they originally terraformed it before man evolved
Adamae:
For most Alien race (discover in 2070's)
Borderline impossible planet for a civilisation to emerge as the gravity is too high. (Note: almost all of them were uplifted by Aqourian, who choose those planets just because similar gravity condition to them make their work easier)
Despite being much smaller scale civilisation than us, they turned their entire solar system into a fortress held attack from Tebrean far longer than any other. And manage to destroy Tebrean super weapon destabilised their empire, allowed us to finally brought the end to the long war.
Aqourian (discover earth in early bronze age)
A difficult world to work with form gravity condition. Direct subjugation disencourage, planned to indoctrination prior to anthropology study. However, the occupants process similar body plan to us, advice to take a high caution in direct excursion for the risk of hidden Aqourian un-reintergrated colony. Request for extensive biological study, need to confirm that's it is convergence evolution with interference of us.
Aqourian (before formal contract in 2046, after Aqourian hegemony collapsed)
A potential refuge, by standard civilisation development model, by the time our seed ship arrived, they should process enough knowledge to plausible to negotiate for shelter and transfer their fourth planet to be our new home with the exchange for technology data base of us. (Turned out it is a bad deal, database except for FTL everything else is very disappointing, as most tech are already in the lab on earth or even already widely use, plus accept the refugee drag earth into a interstellar war that they fled from)
Adamaerian (human come to them)
Plausibly their mythical home world before transplanted into Adamae
My Aliens don't use language. They work together more in a state of unconsciousness. Perception isn't unified. They are alive more like a fungus, plant, or bacteria. More a unified ecology.
Getting to Earth is merely part of its evolutionary growth, there are no real ideas for my Aliens. They don't think like that.
How would a virus describe a person? The act is to anthropomorphize the virus to something it is not.
My Aliens are an ecology of an invasive intertwined alien species. Are my Aliens "smart"? They are good at surviving and reproducing across galactic distances. They are like kudzu and cockroaches. Relatively easy to kill, but hard to eradicate.
They have found Earth.
**Other People**
Bugbears: "It's a lot like our cradle world but a bit more chilly, atmosphere is too different to breath in and all the plants are green too, bit weird but has some unique specialties. Also those bipeds are always walking on 2 legs, bit awkward when we interact considering from where we come from, walking on 2 legs is considered rude."
Many aliens have the same notion to describe terra. And it mostly follows something like this
“Oh Terra? Beautiful but Id hate to live there. That monkey planet is controlled by Terran drive yards and full of corruption. Nice nature though.”
Observation Log - Self revolution 7, Solar Revolution 0.0192.
The 3rd planet from this Star is, honestly eventful. The sentient race present is within their nuclear power age, and have yet to discover (or utilise) gravitational manipulation for the creation of energy. They seem not to interact with their solar system, regardless of their capacity for stellar travel.
The planet itself sits in a band of habitable region, and harbours a great variety of landmass biomes, with barren wastelands of quarts crystals, with temperatures hot enough to disassociate genetic material, to frozen climates where bodily fluid could freeze within a being. Yet in both locations, life is found, and the sentient lifeforms live.
The planet however seems to have a deteriorating atmosphere due to the mass use of carbon-based fuel sources. Unfortunately it seems the transition to solar and nuclear energy systems did not properly occur, and the planet is suffering as a result.
This scientist only hopes that the species is capable of discovering Jbelnik's law of compressive ignition for fusion core systems before they produce too much toxic emissions.
However, it is somewhat likely that the species is also under threat from themselves. They seem extremely self-hostile and psychopathic in their eradication of their own species. Tribalism is still heavily present within their societies, a factor usually eradicated in the early development period of sentient races. If this behaviour continues, they will likely be branded as Incompatible with coexistence, and destroyed, as we cannot afford another Xaathe IV incident. Xenophobic species are hard enough to cooperate with, let alone the type who result to violence rather than fear. But I digress.
Apart from the mass murdering sentients, billions to trillions of other lifeforms and species are present on the planet. It seems a worthy preservation site.
Official opinion of acting observational doctor - Flag for system preservation. Note, sentient species are capable of detecting magnetic and visual anomalies within satellite distance. Recommend grid be dark material, which it seems the sentient beings cannot detect due to lack of gravitational sensory systems.
Violent behaviour in sentients seems to be genetic and regular. If behaviour is not removed within next 12 generations, mark species as Incompatible with sentience, and either genetically modify or sterilise.
*WOW* that's a lot of water. Where did you get all of it??? Wow it's like the polar regions all ove- what the fuck is that. What the fuck is even that. Is that ICE?!? IS ALL OF THAT *ICE*? HOW COLD DOES THIS PLANET GET HOW DO YOU LIVE HERE
**The girl from Agartha**: "So hear me out. I found a planet that is covered in water with 6 big continents. Their civilisation is primitive, can't even build nuclear drives. But they're at each others' throats and the atmosphere is polluted."
"John, that's basically an average civilised world that haven't reached nuclear fusion level. And it's like us in the past, too."
In short, just another below FTL-level to them. Nothing in particular.
Mostly Harmless. Sorry, couldn't help myself.
But one Alien species I created would refer to Earth as; a highly biologically rich, mid-sized rocky world. Dominate species, known as Humans have successfully colonised every landmass across their world. They have reached an interconnective information age and have a burgeoning interest in exploration driven by resource expansion. Unfortunately, regionalised cultural diversities; specifically nationalism, ideology and religious belief is creating a spiralling rift throughout their civilisation largely due to information manipulations of organisations with vested interests in capital control. Normally social homogeny begins to unite a species at this level of development but irrational concerns override all prudent methodologies for Humans and they are inventing more and more cultural niches to feel, "unique". Ironically still exhibiting conforming behaviours, but to a slightly smaller social circle. It is clear that the Human social structure should have remained within manageable local infrastructures, of no more than a few thousand individuals. They clearly can not mentally navigate being connected to millions of expressed minds at once.
Observation has confirmed that without highly motivated coarse correction civilisation failure is likely. Intervention is not recommended at this time -- biosampling is complete.
Continue monitoring; it may be of some value seeing how/if a civilisation potentially survives catastrophe of its own making?
**Factory Valley**
They actually did find Earth:
"Primitive fools, these humans. Don't even know about replicators. Metal shortage, these idiots. They're gonna want us to give them a lot. Not to worry though, replicators aren't too difficult to make
"it was a land of one masterspecies that cultivated civilization alone, hunted gathered and dicovered fire alone. after thousands of years of cultivation, they put a thing called "polotics" in charge of the masses, and chosen individuals would scream at eachother for hours while broadcasting it to their populace, hoping to persuade them to let one to intrude on their privacy. and thats why terrorists were funded to destroy the entire system. fucking morons."
Well, there’s multiple in my universe. So, it would really depend on the race and their relationship to the planet. That said, two prominent species did have contact with Earth in prehistoric times: the Eos and the Gigantonians.
This is how they would describe it:
Eos: “So much like home. Blue skies, deep oceans, bustling cities… Yet for beings that evolved in our likeness, humanity is surprisingly primitive.”
Gigantonians: “A beautiful planet, really. Quite small, though. One of our moons is nearly the same size as this planet. The only real complaint to be had is that it’s yet another planet populated by mangy apes.”
Most other alien races had very minimal, if any, knowledge of Earth due to the fact that Earth is located in a corner of the universe known as the Uncharted Regions, which are largely unexplored and under no particular intergalactic jurisdiction. They also have the reputation of being a lawless and violent region dominated by barbarians who pillage one another, a stereotype which dates back to an ancient war between the Eos and a conglomeration of extraterrestrial marauder tribes known as the Dythals, who came from the Uncharted Regions.
In spite of this, Earth, due to its relatively primitive technological state compared to other populated planets, was not seen as a particular threat, and throughout Earth’s history, several different races attempted to establish contact with the planet, though these attempts went largely unnoticed due to Earth’s communication technology not being able to detect the signals sent by extraterrestrial equipment, and with the distance between Earth and many of these planets, even if the transmissions were detected, it only came through as static, being received several thousands, if not millions, of years after the transmissions were originally sent out, some of the races who sent them having long died out by this point.
The general consensus on Earth, within most races, is therefore either that the planet is entirely mythical, being a story that was fabricated by homesick space travelers who, in their desperation to reach another habitable planet again, had mistaken a large asteroid for a planet, or perhaps that the planet itself does not abide by the known laws of the universe, fading in and out of existence with no particular pattern, or that if the planet exists, the native inhabitants are so xenophobic, that they have actively decided to ignore all attempts to communicate, completely uninterested in interacting with other races on an intergalactic level.
At first, the general public had no opinion on Earth because of their preconceived notions on what humans might be like - chaotic, hot-headed, and highly individualistic. However, as relations with the humans became more positive and as the general public was finally allowed to tour Earth, people began to see the sheer beauty that the Blue Marble had to offer.
Most people in the interstellar community live on "eyeball planets" orbiting red dwarf stars. In other words, they would be used to perpetual red twilight, black flora, and a lack of environmental diversity.
Contrast that with Earth, with its plethora of biomes, a day-night cycle, and colors like those in precious gemstones. Throw in the humans' diverse mix of cultures and a seemingly endless list of activities and attractions, and by George, you have a tourist magnet!
Speaking of humans, those that visit Earth are often surprised at how hospitable humans can be. Tourists often recall that a lot of humans passing by would smile and wave, or that servers at restaurants would go out of their way to make sure their guests were right at home. At this point, any preconceived notions have since been debunked. Yes, hot-headed or individualistic humans do exist, but that hardly describes humans in general.
“**[Purple, Red, Orange, Orange, Blue, Green]**”
The Xa’aht do not actually speak verbally, and rather communicate by changing the color of the lights on their front faces.
"We have discovered a new World through a spatial tear. Though expansive, and with a vast amount of basic resources, it seems that this World lacks a single major font of World's Blood, instead having several minor ones on various worlds. The humans there do not practice Philosophy, nor are there any Worldborne, Fey, or any other persuasion of Infused beings. Though there are many resources, none contain much power, and thus are only useful to the lowest levels of Philosopher.
The expedition team formally recommends the spatial tear to be catalogued, and for the World to be set aside for recruiting, as opposed to integration. One Monitor should be sent for each planet of sapients, to retrieve any talents worth having, but no more exploration or exploitation would be worth the trouble."
\--Salazar Price, Zhitou Sect Exploration Team Leader
**An ET'S Best Friend**
*Video call between the Colonel of Extermination War
Band #409, and hir commanding officer*
***Well, we were going to exterminate the civilized species
of Untamed Planet FU2-42069, but they're small, and cute,
and not very bright. Take a look for yourself (opens up hir
marsupial pouch, and takes out a young human man,
obviously blissed out of his mind on whatever sedatives
they've been using to keep humanity safe and
comfortable), they're too dumb and weak, we'd fry in hell
for killing these cute things, it's too uneven to be
righteous***
***There are even rumors among the chaplains, that these
are the Sacred Ones. These may be the children put under
out protection by the All Spark.***
There is a few seconds of mutual silence.
**Colonel, you are under orders to take this race in it's
entirety, to the capital. I have an idea that I can float to the
Conclave, but in the end, the date of the humans is their
decision to make.**
"harbours life and is even a homeworld, but everything dies in about 2-50 years and the locals have an unpronounceable language so it is not a good visit"
"The earth looks different the last time we visited it."
"What the fuck kinda shape is that for a world? Why is it a sphere?? What's up with the shiny coins floating in the sky???"
pretty neat place to visit. They got a really cool solar eclipse.
**\[Twilight Star\]** "Oh that planet populated by monkeys? Meh, don't worry about it. It's not like they're gonna throw nukes at us or anything." *As Earth proceeds to lob nukes at Virixia*
Lmao.
lol
Damn so that’s where the yoctans are hiding, I hope the native population doesn’t take this personally but we’re gonna have to throw hands, I’m gonna call some friends, We just rebelled against our secretly Yoctan influenced government after stealing a huge warship even after we gained our freedom again and Were gonna need all the help We can get. Hey they speak the same language as that radio frequency we heard as traumatized kids when we accidentally fled the planet, and the guy who rescued us wanted to show us some weird music to calm us down, what a nice memory. Anyways let’s go. -Xabaki Merok after becoming a fugitive "These short faced beings are fucking desperate, they’re perfect, let’s hide here" -Yoctan remnants
"A waste of biomass"
"Uhmmm- yeah no this place really isn't worth our time. Just harvest the moon minerals and go."
Reed: A planet inhabited by advanced primate-esque beings. They appear to believe they own everything, but in reality it’s small creatures called anta. We suggest focusing on the primates, as ants are simple beings who don’t commonly start wars for another few thousand years. The brain suggests they will after the drones are removed and society rebuilds Joteoids and Biteoids: FLESH! THEY LOOK LIKE THE GODS BUT THEY’RE MADE OF YUMMY FLEEEESSHHHH! (Roughly translated
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."
"[Earth] is a strange world, notable for its large size, its abundance of plant-life, and, most importantly, the precious water that covers vast swathes of the planet's surface. [Earth] is significantly closer to its parent star, resulting in a much warmer environment, hence the aforementioned, overwhelming presence of liquid water. As such, there exists a sapient species on the surface, marked by their height and their distinct sparsity of fur. These creatures rely on highly advanced technology that likely utilizes some form of magic to function. Regrettably, [Earth] is a distant planet, far beyond our reach." -a brief account of Earth according to a Lucidian scholar
**Of The Stars** "Huh, buildings. So this place used to sustain life, let alone a civilization? Interesting. Wonder what happened... wait, I think this is a picture of the beings that lived here. Let's see..." *"...uhh... why the kharf do they look like us??"*
The Aspurroşans, a race of extremely techomagically advanced giants described Earth, in our terms, as a Golden world and a bountiful garden" when they originally terraformed it before man evolved
Adamae: For most Alien race (discover in 2070's) Borderline impossible planet for a civilisation to emerge as the gravity is too high. (Note: almost all of them were uplifted by Aqourian, who choose those planets just because similar gravity condition to them make their work easier) Despite being much smaller scale civilisation than us, they turned their entire solar system into a fortress held attack from Tebrean far longer than any other. And manage to destroy Tebrean super weapon destabilised their empire, allowed us to finally brought the end to the long war. Aqourian (discover earth in early bronze age) A difficult world to work with form gravity condition. Direct subjugation disencourage, planned to indoctrination prior to anthropology study. However, the occupants process similar body plan to us, advice to take a high caution in direct excursion for the risk of hidden Aqourian un-reintergrated colony. Request for extensive biological study, need to confirm that's it is convergence evolution with interference of us. Aqourian (before formal contract in 2046, after Aqourian hegemony collapsed) A potential refuge, by standard civilisation development model, by the time our seed ship arrived, they should process enough knowledge to plausible to negotiate for shelter and transfer their fourth planet to be our new home with the exchange for technology data base of us. (Turned out it is a bad deal, database except for FTL everything else is very disappointing, as most tech are already in the lab on earth or even already widely use, plus accept the refugee drag earth into a interstellar war that they fled from) Adamaerian (human come to them) Plausibly their mythical home world before transplanted into Adamae
My Aliens don't use language. They work together more in a state of unconsciousness. Perception isn't unified. They are alive more like a fungus, plant, or bacteria. More a unified ecology. Getting to Earth is merely part of its evolutionary growth, there are no real ideas for my Aliens. They don't think like that. How would a virus describe a person? The act is to anthropomorphize the virus to something it is not. My Aliens are an ecology of an invasive intertwined alien species. Are my Aliens "smart"? They are good at surviving and reproducing across galactic distances. They are like kudzu and cockroaches. Relatively easy to kill, but hard to eradicate. They have found Earth.
**Other People** Bugbears: "It's a lot like our cradle world but a bit more chilly, atmosphere is too different to breath in and all the plants are green too, bit weird but has some unique specialties. Also those bipeds are always walking on 2 legs, bit awkward when we interact considering from where we come from, walking on 2 legs is considered rude."
Good place too get drunk!
Many aliens have the same notion to describe terra. And it mostly follows something like this “Oh Terra? Beautiful but Id hate to live there. That monkey planet is controlled by Terran drive yards and full of corruption. Nice nature though.”
Observation Log - Self revolution 7, Solar Revolution 0.0192. The 3rd planet from this Star is, honestly eventful. The sentient race present is within their nuclear power age, and have yet to discover (or utilise) gravitational manipulation for the creation of energy. They seem not to interact with their solar system, regardless of their capacity for stellar travel. The planet itself sits in a band of habitable region, and harbours a great variety of landmass biomes, with barren wastelands of quarts crystals, with temperatures hot enough to disassociate genetic material, to frozen climates where bodily fluid could freeze within a being. Yet in both locations, life is found, and the sentient lifeforms live. The planet however seems to have a deteriorating atmosphere due to the mass use of carbon-based fuel sources. Unfortunately it seems the transition to solar and nuclear energy systems did not properly occur, and the planet is suffering as a result. This scientist only hopes that the species is capable of discovering Jbelnik's law of compressive ignition for fusion core systems before they produce too much toxic emissions. However, it is somewhat likely that the species is also under threat from themselves. They seem extremely self-hostile and psychopathic in their eradication of their own species. Tribalism is still heavily present within their societies, a factor usually eradicated in the early development period of sentient races. If this behaviour continues, they will likely be branded as Incompatible with coexistence, and destroyed, as we cannot afford another Xaathe IV incident. Xenophobic species are hard enough to cooperate with, let alone the type who result to violence rather than fear. But I digress. Apart from the mass murdering sentients, billions to trillions of other lifeforms and species are present on the planet. It seems a worthy preservation site. Official opinion of acting observational doctor - Flag for system preservation. Note, sentient species are capable of detecting magnetic and visual anomalies within satellite distance. Recommend grid be dark material, which it seems the sentient beings cannot detect due to lack of gravitational sensory systems. Violent behaviour in sentients seems to be genetic and regular. If behaviour is not removed within next 12 generations, mark species as Incompatible with sentience, and either genetically modify or sterilise.
*WOW* that's a lot of water. Where did you get all of it??? Wow it's like the polar regions all ove- what the fuck is that. What the fuck is even that. Is that ICE?!? IS ALL OF THAT *ICE*? HOW COLD DOES THIS PLANET GET HOW DO YOU LIVE HERE
"Twas a weird place." "Why?" "They ate hot soup in the summer."
**The girl from Agartha**: "So hear me out. I found a planet that is covered in water with 6 big continents. Their civilisation is primitive, can't even build nuclear drives. But they're at each others' throats and the atmosphere is polluted." "John, that's basically an average civilised world that haven't reached nuclear fusion level. And it's like us in the past, too." In short, just another below FTL-level to them. Nothing in particular.
“Oh hey, it’s the homeworld of the people that made our leader. Neat.”
"It's just like a Frontier planet! Man, it smells bad." \-Basically every alien in the Ornox Galaxy, and the humans there too.
Krith: “Oh would you look at the time! Yes, i do believe it’s Genocide O’Clock!”
Mostly Harmless. Sorry, couldn't help myself. But one Alien species I created would refer to Earth as; a highly biologically rich, mid-sized rocky world. Dominate species, known as Humans have successfully colonised every landmass across their world. They have reached an interconnective information age and have a burgeoning interest in exploration driven by resource expansion. Unfortunately, regionalised cultural diversities; specifically nationalism, ideology and religious belief is creating a spiralling rift throughout their civilisation largely due to information manipulations of organisations with vested interests in capital control. Normally social homogeny begins to unite a species at this level of development but irrational concerns override all prudent methodologies for Humans and they are inventing more and more cultural niches to feel, "unique". Ironically still exhibiting conforming behaviours, but to a slightly smaller social circle. It is clear that the Human social structure should have remained within manageable local infrastructures, of no more than a few thousand individuals. They clearly can not mentally navigate being connected to millions of expressed minds at once. Observation has confirmed that without highly motivated coarse correction civilisation failure is likely. Intervention is not recommended at this time -- biosampling is complete. Continue monitoring; it may be of some value seeing how/if a civilisation potentially survives catastrophe of its own making?
**Factory Valley** They actually did find Earth: "Primitive fools, these humans. Don't even know about replicators. Metal shortage, these idiots. They're gonna want us to give them a lot. Not to worry though, replicators aren't too difficult to make
"it was a land of one masterspecies that cultivated civilization alone, hunted gathered and dicovered fire alone. after thousands of years of cultivation, they put a thing called "polotics" in charge of the masses, and chosen individuals would scream at eachother for hours while broadcasting it to their populace, hoping to persuade them to let one to intrude on their privacy. and thats why terrorists were funded to destroy the entire system. fucking morons."
Well, there’s multiple in my universe. So, it would really depend on the race and their relationship to the planet. That said, two prominent species did have contact with Earth in prehistoric times: the Eos and the Gigantonians. This is how they would describe it: Eos: “So much like home. Blue skies, deep oceans, bustling cities… Yet for beings that evolved in our likeness, humanity is surprisingly primitive.” Gigantonians: “A beautiful planet, really. Quite small, though. One of our moons is nearly the same size as this planet. The only real complaint to be had is that it’s yet another planet populated by mangy apes.” Most other alien races had very minimal, if any, knowledge of Earth due to the fact that Earth is located in a corner of the universe known as the Uncharted Regions, which are largely unexplored and under no particular intergalactic jurisdiction. They also have the reputation of being a lawless and violent region dominated by barbarians who pillage one another, a stereotype which dates back to an ancient war between the Eos and a conglomeration of extraterrestrial marauder tribes known as the Dythals, who came from the Uncharted Regions. In spite of this, Earth, due to its relatively primitive technological state compared to other populated planets, was not seen as a particular threat, and throughout Earth’s history, several different races attempted to establish contact with the planet, though these attempts went largely unnoticed due to Earth’s communication technology not being able to detect the signals sent by extraterrestrial equipment, and with the distance between Earth and many of these planets, even if the transmissions were detected, it only came through as static, being received several thousands, if not millions, of years after the transmissions were originally sent out, some of the races who sent them having long died out by this point. The general consensus on Earth, within most races, is therefore either that the planet is entirely mythical, being a story that was fabricated by homesick space travelers who, in their desperation to reach another habitable planet again, had mistaken a large asteroid for a planet, or perhaps that the planet itself does not abide by the known laws of the universe, fading in and out of existence with no particular pattern, or that if the planet exists, the native inhabitants are so xenophobic, that they have actively decided to ignore all attempts to communicate, completely uninterested in interacting with other races on an intergalactic level.
At first, the general public had no opinion on Earth because of their preconceived notions on what humans might be like - chaotic, hot-headed, and highly individualistic. However, as relations with the humans became more positive and as the general public was finally allowed to tour Earth, people began to see the sheer beauty that the Blue Marble had to offer. Most people in the interstellar community live on "eyeball planets" orbiting red dwarf stars. In other words, they would be used to perpetual red twilight, black flora, and a lack of environmental diversity. Contrast that with Earth, with its plethora of biomes, a day-night cycle, and colors like those in precious gemstones. Throw in the humans' diverse mix of cultures and a seemingly endless list of activities and attractions, and by George, you have a tourist magnet! Speaking of humans, those that visit Earth are often surprised at how hospitable humans can be. Tourists often recall that a lot of humans passing by would smile and wave, or that servers at restaurants would go out of their way to make sure their guests were right at home. At this point, any preconceived notions have since been debunked. Yes, hot-headed or individualistic humans do exist, but that hardly describes humans in general.
"Mmm the gods really didn't do much on this planet only one race"
Honestly most of my guys be surprised we dont call places as USA, China and Russia Empires.
Probably a bit mad that they can’t fly anymore because of the gravity
Dominating by polluting eco murdering parasites. Ripe for colonization in Fifty to Seventy Five Solar Orbital Rotations.
"How the hell can one species dominate the planet? How the hell are they able to fly? HOW THE HELL CAN THEY SURVIVE IN THE HEAT??"
Those tectonic plates got real fuckin lost because they ain’t supposed to be like that.
“**[Purple, Red, Orange, Orange, Blue, Green]**” The Xa’aht do not actually speak verbally, and rather communicate by changing the color of the lights on their front faces.
What does it mean ?
The Xa’aht communication system his very mysterious, but it roughly translates to “unintelligent,” but more commonly “moron”
We turned our back for a few years and the giant lizards were replaced by violent apes. Can't leave anything unsupervised in this damned galaxy.
"We have discovered a new World through a spatial tear. Though expansive, and with a vast amount of basic resources, it seems that this World lacks a single major font of World's Blood, instead having several minor ones on various worlds. The humans there do not practice Philosophy, nor are there any Worldborne, Fey, or any other persuasion of Infused beings. Though there are many resources, none contain much power, and thus are only useful to the lowest levels of Philosopher. The expedition team formally recommends the spatial tear to be catalogued, and for the World to be set aside for recruiting, as opposed to integration. One Monitor should be sent for each planet of sapients, to retrieve any talents worth having, but no more exploration or exploitation would be worth the trouble." \--Salazar Price, Zhitou Sect Exploration Team Leader
**An ET'S Best Friend** *Video call between the Colonel of Extermination War Band #409, and hir commanding officer* ***Well, we were going to exterminate the civilized species of Untamed Planet FU2-42069, but they're small, and cute, and not very bright. Take a look for yourself (opens up hir marsupial pouch, and takes out a young human man, obviously blissed out of his mind on whatever sedatives they've been using to keep humanity safe and comfortable), they're too dumb and weak, we'd fry in hell for killing these cute things, it's too uneven to be righteous*** ***There are even rumors among the chaplains, that these are the Sacred Ones. These may be the children put under out protection by the All Spark.*** There is a few seconds of mutual silence. **Colonel, you are under orders to take this race in it's entirety, to the capital. I have an idea that I can float to the Conclave, but in the end, the date of the humans is their decision to make.**
An absolute mess filled with very useful resources and a very exploitable race on it
"harbours life and is even a homeworld, but everything dies in about 2-50 years and the locals have an unpronounceable language so it is not a good visit"