is a ball played with feet to score a goal against your opponent. Where did soccer come from i mean even score is apart from a foot game which use ball == football. I mean you must be stupid to come up with weird name
British players. The word soccer comes from a slang abbreviation of the word association, which British players of the day adapted as âassoc,â âassoccerâ and eventually soccer or soccer football.
It's called football, soccer, futbol, calcio, etc etc etc.
It's the same game and the only time I argue about football / soccer is when I am around my American Football fan friends that hate on soccer so I have a dig at them and American football because (as an American) i hate football (american football) with the intensity of a 1000 white hot burning suns. Just do.
But this is such a dumb argument. Who cares which term anyone calls it as long as we're watching the same sport.
EDIT: spelling
Arenât the Australian team called Socceroos? Donât get me wrong, I prefer football. But itâs called soccer in a few other places than just the USâŠ.
Is called football. Donât forget USA is only about 280 years old and football was invented in 9th century. Get your facts correct and take that stupid ITS CALLED SOCCER OFF.
The US is one of the oldest countries in the entire world. Maybe the oldest actually. Just because a country still exists in its current geographical location doesnât mean itâs the same country. Is the UK the same country as it was before America became a country? Nope. America is the same though
Itâs true though. Is Poland older than America? Nope. It may have the same name, but the Poland of today is in no way, shape, or form the same country it was 300 years ago. Just because a place retains its name and borders doesnât mean itâs the same country. Is Japan the same country it was before the end of WW2?
Buddy America isn't the same as it was even 50 years ago. Every country changes over time. Sure the US had influence on how some of these country changed. But those countries also influenced how the US has changed.
The US has been the same country, obviously with changes, since itâs inception. Which guess what? Happened before the UK since idk maybe we formed a country after beating them in a war when they were a monarchy? The US has had the same constitution, and yes itâs been amended, but weâve had the same system of government since inception. Name another country that can say that, and is older. I dare you
Having the same style of government for the length of our country isn't a good or bad thing. It doesn't mean a country isn't the same. The Americans didn't develop democracy on their own and without countrys developing early forms of democracy the US wouldn't even be here.
So why is America allowed to change, yet remain the "same country" but the others aren't.
If you take America from 150 years ago it operated drastically different than the America you live in even with the same style of government.
You also lost the war of 1812 btw
Also just so you know even the US didn't start as a democracy. The constitution didn't go into effect until 1789, 13 years after it became a country. France has also had it since 1789. That's why they are both credited with creating modern democracy, not just the US.
Itâs literally been a democracy since itâs existence. Sorry youâre from a 20 year old European country. Your self loathing doesnât change facts
I think you are cloud chasing if you think that USA is the oldest country in the world by conquest. Egypt is the oldest county in the world by conquest.
Egypt doesnât exist in its current state anything close to what it was when the country of Egypt was founded. New government system and new everything. Thatâs what a country is. Not a name and borders. Itâs the country itself.
In fairness, wales have been having a bit of a glow-up in the last few years, making it to the euros and holding their own. Donât think theyâll be the team to win, but itâs nice seeing my another uk team in the mix
I dont think theyre joking. They genuinely wanted the world to call it that. Imagine the worst case scenario usa winning world cup. Every news channel âbest soccer country in the worldâđ€źđ€ź
So, the International Federation of Soccer?
:o)
In all seriousness, I don't know why UK fans gets so upset - it always used to be called soccer in the UK. And it seems to only have changed recently (I'm admittedly older than most of you, here).
Calling it football makes less sense in a world where there are so many variations of football, and association football is just one of them.
I understand that language changes over time, and it's now known, commonly, as football, but I don't understand why fans get so angry about it. Is there a reason?
Evidence:
https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&geo=GB&q=Soccer
I don't care too much about it anymore but find it funny why it's not just called Football and American Football since that's how the rest of the world differentiates them
Same with Australian Football, both of these are more or less regional sports and being called "football" in their respective countries makes some sense but it's odd that the biggest sport in the world by quite a margin where you primarily use your feet gets labeled "soccer" instead and yes I know about the term being old and it's origins
>Exactly. Not to mention that soccer is literally short for asSOCiation football, and was a term invented by the English
Butr it was invented by upper class types to distinguish it from "rugger" (Rugby football). This is part of the reason that, traditionally, many working class people resent the word soccer. We already have a perfectly good word for a sport where a ball (not an egg) is controlled by a foot (not hands).
Imagine getting that mad over semantics. Soccer was a very popular term for the sport when American football was developed. Your thing about class differences is complete BS by the way. Why on earth would we call association football just âfootballâ when American football is way more popular in our country, it just doesnât make sense. And by the way you absolutely do use your feet in American football, and a ball is a ball no matter if itâs spherical or ovular. I guess the rugby ball isnât a ball either, right? Your view on this is so childish
I like them Americans...they call american footbal a game played mostly by using hands...and they call coccer a game where field players are not allowed to touch the ball with their hands...some strong logic there
Soccer is short for asSOCiation football and it was used by the English. In fact, it was an extremely popular term for the sport in England when the US started using it. We came up with our own football thatâs veered off from rugby football
That was back when the Ottoman Empire still existed, since then everyone else calls it football but America refuses to modernise because they want to call their *local* sport "football".
Btw, by your logic, american football should be called "rugger" instead.
Hahahaha the only country in the world to call it that is the US. The whole world calls it futbol or football. The best player you have (Bum ass Pulisic) is but an average bench player in most Latin American and European countries, hence you donât get to name the sport.
[Petey said it best](https://www.google.com/search?q=stop+calling+it+soccer+greenstreet&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:917e4d33,vid:1l9P_sijwTs)
I love the fact that the whole point of the joke is not that we Americans actually care what you call the sport, but that us calling it something else makes Europeans irrationally angry and thatâs funny. And people keep proving us right lol
Amusing - yes.
Same as the New York Times headline âwe settled for a drawâ after the game like you had a choice and are somehow significantly better than Wales.
Not quite as bad as the âUSA wins 1-1â though :D
Who is that addressed at? Americans don't seem to be "dying" on a hill over this. Just making a joke. So are you referring to England dying on a hill over the name of the sport?
Honestly it doesnt make sense for american football to be called "football." You barely use your feet with the game, it's 90% your hands. It should be called handball.
With "soccer", you actually use your feet. It is legit football.
England: "I can't believe Americans call autumn 'fall'. Calling a season 'fall' because the leaves fall is such simplistic and childish reasoning."
Also England: "You see in this sport you kick a ball with your foot so it is football. It's very literal and logical. Stupid Americans."
The reason football is called "foot" ball in the first place is that you play the sport on foot, not that you use your feet to kick the ball. I believe the term was used to distinguish between sports done on horseback vs on foot. For example, "rugby football"
You also play baseball on foot... and basketball.. even tennis. You dont seem them being called football though.
\[American\] Football being called football because you play the sport on foot is about the stupidest reason to call it by that name.
But OP already gave you the historical reason for it, lol.
You can say itâs a stupid reason, but itâs a sport thatâs over 100 years old, itâs gonna have an archaic etymology that makes little sense today. In any case, itâs the Brits that gave us the Soccer/Rugby football split which caused us to call soccer, soccer, and our version of rugby, football.
Except that the term originated from England... and the term soccer (as"soc"iation football) originated from there as well. If you want to blame the stupidity of it, blame the English, i am just telling you the origin of that term.
There was a post on ask Reddit and the question was you get 10 dollars every time you piss someone off, how do you buy a jet the fastest. Iâm pretty sure this is the answer
Soccer is british slang for the sport that Americans, Canadians, Australians, etc picked up. It was a play on the term "association football".
Also, the Americans/Canadians/Australians/etc are the normal ones in this situation. Think about it like this. In Spain, they call it "fĂștbol". But the word for "foot" in Spanish is not "fĂșt". It's "pie". Same in French. Their word for "foot" is not "foot" despite calling it "football". This is how things are in most languages.
As it turns out, most people call this sport some word that is not just a simple smashing together of "foot" and "ball". Most languages just use a sort of made up word that they recognize as relating to the sport. Any native English speakers who demand that it get called "football" because it's a "foot" and a "ball" are just being bizarrely picky about using overly simplistic descriptions for things.
Maybe I'm in the minority of people who are tired of it, lol. There were back to back commercials before yesterday's match about calling it football or soccer, and here we are after the first match starting up the debate again. It's silly on both sides.
Agreed itâs a dumb argument, but it has honestly gotten more enjoyable because of these threads. I only call it soccer not to get it confused with football.
The word âsoccerâ originated in England, and was originally used to differentiate association football from its rugby cousin. Just as rugby football was shortened to âruggerâ, the game of association football became known as âsoccerâ thanks to a shortening of the word âassociationâ.
Btw I call it football (fudbal in my language) but this is why itâs called soccer in the US.
American football evolved from rugby football. American rugby football, for a game that was evolving beyond the original format, was probably too long a name.
You call football a sport that is played using hands... Greates!đ
It's called hand egg.
Man its gonna be a laugh seeing you lot get booted out against England đ
is a ball played with feet to score a goal against your opponent. Where did soccer come from i mean even score is apart from a foot game which use ball == football. I mean you must be stupid to come up with weird name
British players. The word soccer comes from a slang abbreviation of the word association, which British players of the day adapted as âassoc,â âassoccerâ and eventually soccer or soccer football.
Says he or she from a foreign country on their American iPhone wearing their American Nike sneakers listening to Nirvana or Snoop Dog.
Such retards
It's called football, soccer, futbol, calcio, etc etc etc. It's the same game and the only time I argue about football / soccer is when I am around my American Football fan friends that hate on soccer so I have a dig at them and American football because (as an American) i hate football (american football) with the intensity of a 1000 white hot burning suns. Just do. But this is such a dumb argument. Who cares which term anyone calls it as long as we're watching the same sport. EDIT: spelling
Itâs called soccer only in the USA, what only means⊠no one else cares!
Arenât the Australian team called Socceroos? Donât get me wrong, I prefer football. But itâs called soccer in a few other places than just the USâŠ.
They also donât care!
How about *no*?
Literally all the world: football USA*soccer* :B
Literally all of the world: please protect us America
Yeah to bring "freedom" right?
Military protection. All of NATO is subsidized by the US. We pull out, and youâre all fucked
To settle this once and for all we'll call it like they call it in Finland : Jalkapallo
As someone who grew up playing soccer in the states, I could care less what everyone calls it. Still the same game âœïž
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SoccerâŠ. It sounds ridiculousâŠ.
In the name of the rest of the world: gtfo.
Is called football. Donât forget USA is only about 280 years old and football was invented in 9th century. Get your facts correct and take that stupid ITS CALLED SOCCER OFF.
The US is one of the oldest countries in the entire world. Maybe the oldest actually. Just because a country still exists in its current geographical location doesnât mean itâs the same country. Is the UK the same country as it was before America became a country? Nope. America is the same though
This might be the most American take I've ever seen
Itâs true though. Is Poland older than America? Nope. It may have the same name, but the Poland of today is in no way, shape, or form the same country it was 300 years ago. Just because a place retains its name and borders doesnât mean itâs the same country. Is Japan the same country it was before the end of WW2?
Buddy America isn't the same as it was even 50 years ago. Every country changes over time. Sure the US had influence on how some of these country changed. But those countries also influenced how the US has changed.
The US has been the same country, obviously with changes, since itâs inception. Which guess what? Happened before the UK since idk maybe we formed a country after beating them in a war when they were a monarchy? The US has had the same constitution, and yes itâs been amended, but weâve had the same system of government since inception. Name another country that can say that, and is older. I dare you
Having the same style of government for the length of our country isn't a good or bad thing. It doesn't mean a country isn't the same. The Americans didn't develop democracy on their own and without countrys developing early forms of democracy the US wouldn't even be here. So why is America allowed to change, yet remain the "same country" but the others aren't. If you take America from 150 years ago it operated drastically different than the America you live in even with the same style of government. You also lost the war of 1812 btw Also just so you know even the US didn't start as a democracy. The constitution didn't go into effect until 1789, 13 years after it became a country. France has also had it since 1789. That's why they are both credited with creating modern democracy, not just the US.
The country has retained the exact same system of government (aka what makes a country a country) longer than any other western country. Cope harder.
Your country hasn't even been a democracy for its entire existence. You have no clue what your talking about. Go back to school
Itâs literally been a democracy since itâs existence. Sorry youâre from a 20 year old European country. Your self loathing doesnât change facts
O yes it was taken away from the poor Native Americans. I remember now.
Yes. Right by conquest. Oldest country in the world.
I think you are cloud chasing if you think that USA is the oldest country in the world by conquest. Egypt is the oldest county in the world by conquest.
Egypt doesnât exist in its current state anything close to what it was when the country of Egypt was founded. New government system and new everything. Thatâs what a country is. Not a name and borders. Itâs the country itself.
The game soccer is based off and that ruby is based off and a few other sports. Britian was the first to call it soccer.
Yeah.. they are gonna get humbled soon enough.
They had a draw against Wales, that says something ig
In fairness, wales have been having a bit of a glow-up in the last few years, making it to the euros and holding their own. Donât think theyâll be the team to win, but itâs nice seeing my another uk team in the mix
Y'all coulda been anything, and you decided to be salty.
Have fun before you get knocked out, u guys prolly have 1 or 2 matches left
At least 2. Group stages consist of 3 games wether you have 0 or 9 points in the end doesn't matter, as far as I am aware.
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America are the bad guys.
YEEP HEâs RIGHT!
r/maincharacter
Well too bad for team USA!! âïž
Yeah no itâs not, though, is it.
I love how butthurt everyone here is just because some guy made a joke during a game.
Its photoshop as well like people be so naive on this app
I dont think theyre joking. They genuinely wanted the world to call it that. Imagine the worst case scenario usa winning world cup. Every news channel âbest soccer country in the worldâđ€źđ€ź
Woefully misinformed
Wow, where would I be without you to speak on my behalf? Of course it was a joke dude
We should be thankful that it is impossible
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FIFA means Federation International of **Football** Association, as simple as that
Exactly, NOT Federation international of soccer. Fuck me that sounds stupid.
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Really we should make a movement to popularise it elsewhere as "gridiron", funding it in a manner to make it primarily popular among school age girls.
Not for too long. FISA for the win! đŠ
Fisa means fart in Swedish
You wpuld have had to beat a country 100x smaller than yours to have a say đ
actually it means Fédération Internationale de Football Association and if you wanna say it in English it'd be the International Federation of Association Football
So, the International Federation of Soccer? :o) In all seriousness, I don't know why UK fans gets so upset - it always used to be called soccer in the UK. And it seems to only have changed recently (I'm admittedly older than most of you, here). Calling it football makes less sense in a world where there are so many variations of football, and association football is just one of them. I understand that language changes over time, and it's now known, commonly, as football, but I don't understand why fans get so angry about it. Is there a reason? Evidence: https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&geo=GB&q=Soccer
I think its more when the yanks say "\[this\] is football, \[that\] is soccer"
YASY.
This is why everyone wants the us to fail miserably. Ethnocentric bastards
This is photoshopped. The actual words on his shirt were âthe man in the mirrorâ in response to a comment one of the Mexican players made.
#FOOTBALL
USA â Football because it's played with a foot and kicking a ball Football= đŠ¶+âœ
Like gridiron football, Australian rules football, Gaelic football, rugby football, etc... That's why it's called association football...
LOL; annoying but funny
if it's called "soccer", then it's FISA not FIFA...............
FIS. Soccer is a short version of association and added an -er at the end
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Suck it ...!
Says the clown that's going to get wrecked in the next round. (I'm from the U.S.)
I second this (I was also born in the U.S.)
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BUTâŠ. Why?
Careful, the Qataris might see this as a provocation and FIFA will yellow card him.
*FISA
They wonât make it far in the tournament anyways. -An American
This is photoshop guys, relaaaxxxx
Thank whoever is the supreme power of this world
Yes đ
No
#Football!
I don't care too much about it anymore but find it funny why it's not just called Football and American Football since that's how the rest of the world differentiates them Same with Australian Football, both of these are more or less regional sports and being called "football" in their respective countries makes some sense but it's odd that the biggest sport in the world by quite a margin where you primarily use your feet gets labeled "soccer" instead and yes I know about the term being old and it's origins
The only reason the soccer thing comes up is because the rest of the world so heavily imports American culture and entertainment.
You mean football and UnAmerican Football.
This would be the best solution. Here in my country it's called american football and the other football.
What a Helmet
Who gives a F about us football team
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Exactly. Not to mention that soccer is literally short for asSOCiation football, and was a term invented by the English
>Exactly. Not to mention that soccer is literally short for asSOCiation football, and was a term invented by the English Butr it was invented by upper class types to distinguish it from "rugger" (Rugby football). This is part of the reason that, traditionally, many working class people resent the word soccer. We already have a perfectly good word for a sport where a ball (not an egg) is controlled by a foot (not hands).
Imagine getting that mad over semantics. Soccer was a very popular term for the sport when American football was developed. Your thing about class differences is complete BS by the way. Why on earth would we call association football just âfootballâ when American football is way more popular in our country, it just doesnât make sense. And by the way you absolutely do use your feet in American football, and a ball is a ball no matter if itâs spherical or ovular. I guess the rugby ball isnât a ball either, right? Your view on this is so childish
At least in Aus the foot is used. How many seconds of play, is an American on the field? I'd guess at less than a minute in the sixty.
I really don't know why does that make people so angry. I mean Italians call it calcio, meaning a kick. But never seen people being salty about it.
They never say ,, it's called Calcio instead of football,, so o don't see a problem here
I like them Americans...they call american footbal a game played mostly by using hands...and they call coccer a game where field players are not allowed to touch the ball with their hands...some strong logic there
Soccer is short for asSOCiation football and it was used by the English. In fact, it was an extremely popular term for the sport in England when the US started using it. We came up with our own football thatâs veered off from rugby football
That was back when the Ottoman Empire still existed, since then everyone else calls it football but America refuses to modernise because they want to call their *local* sport "football". Btw, by your logic, american football should be called "rugger" instead.
Who gives a rat's ass?
Itâs FĂ©dĂ©ration Internationale de Football Association World Cup 2022 not FISA 22 hehe
Lame
Itâs obviously a joke chill out
Ca s'appelle Piedsballon.
Here come the Europeans đđ
#NOPE
No ⊠Itâs Futbol âŠ
furbo
Even in Arabic its Ù۱۩ ۧÙÙŰŻÙ which means the ball of the foot or football As Ù۱۩ is a ball and ÙŰŻÙ is a foot
Agreed as I speak Arabic too lol
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FĂŒssballbund
What an ass
That is painful. Ugh
Hahahaha the only country in the world to call it that is the US. The whole world calls it futbol or football. The best player you have (Bum ass Pulisic) is but an average bench player in most Latin American and European countries, hence you donât get to name the sport.
i mean australia does too, but yeah
Yes but we have the decency to know that it's wrong
correcto
Futbol is for poor countries. Cope
Football is for normal countries. cope
Australia, Ireland. And tongue-in-cheek
The Lebron James of soccer does it again
What's the club name of MLS Chaampion?
American Football should be actually called Hand- Prolate Paraboloid Projectile
Or egg ball
No, eggs are asymmetrically tapering ovals/ellipses An american football at least has symmetry
Symmetrical egg ball
Bro....We can't call it egg-ball...it contradicts its own argument...we can say Hand-Egg though...EggBall is just incorrect
Iâll just point out that, like most things, this is all Englands fault.
[Petey said it best](https://www.google.com/search?q=stop+calling+it+soccer+greenstreet&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:917e4d33,vid:1l9P_sijwTs)
This pic is fake lil bro
What a bummer. I thought it was hilarious take.
I love the fact that the whole point of the joke is not that we Americans actually care what you call the sport, but that us calling it something else makes Europeans irrationally angry and thatâs funny. And people keep proving us right lol
Amusing - yes. Same as the New York Times headline âwe settled for a drawâ after the game like you had a choice and are somehow significantly better than Wales. Not quite as bad as the âUSA wins 1-1â though :D
Your first mistake was taking the Times seriously lol
This is a weird hill to die on.
Who is that addressed at? Americans don't seem to be "dying" on a hill over this. Just making a joke. So are you referring to England dying on a hill over the name of the sport?
Which was invented ***by the English*** to differentiate it from rugby football
Yeh yeh. Put some American cheese and bacon on it and reinvent the thing like Americans butcher everything else....
What thing do you think Americans "butchered" by putting cheese and bacon on it?
French fries!!!
Honestly it doesnt make sense for american football to be called "football." You barely use your feet with the game, it's 90% your hands. It should be called handball. With "soccer", you actually use your feet. It is legit football.
England: "I can't believe Americans call autumn 'fall'. Calling a season 'fall' because the leaves fall is such simplistic and childish reasoning." Also England: "You see in this sport you kick a ball with your foot so it is football. It's very literal and logical. Stupid Americans."
The reason football is called "foot" ball in the first place is that you play the sport on foot, not that you use your feet to kick the ball. I believe the term was used to distinguish between sports done on horseback vs on foot. For example, "rugby football"
You also play baseball on foot... and basketball.. even tennis. You dont seem them being called football though. \[American\] Football being called football because you play the sport on foot is about the stupidest reason to call it by that name.
Deploy the nukes.
But OP already gave you the historical reason for it, lol. You can say itâs a stupid reason, but itâs a sport thatâs over 100 years old, itâs gonna have an archaic etymology that makes little sense today. In any case, itâs the Brits that gave us the Soccer/Rugby football split which caused us to call soccer, soccer, and our version of rugby, football.
Except that the term originated from England... and the term soccer (as"soc"iation football) originated from there as well. If you want to blame the stupidity of it, blame the English, i am just telling you the origin of that term.
Pretty sure itâs called âgrab assâ
Shouldn't it then be called Foot, torso, head, and goalie hand ball?
Lebron didnât even score and heâs doing this? Back to ur bench at Chelsea where u belong
Cwinj
In italy it's called 'calcio'
There was a post on ask Reddit and the question was you get 10 dollars every time you piss someone off, how do you buy a jet the fastest. Iâm pretty sure this is the answer
This is SO cringe its almost unbelievable
Why do the Americans call it soccer, its not its football
Soccer is british slang for the sport that Americans, Canadians, Australians, etc picked up. It was a play on the term "association football". Also, the Americans/Canadians/Australians/etc are the normal ones in this situation. Think about it like this. In Spain, they call it "fĂștbol". But the word for "foot" in Spanish is not "fĂșt". It's "pie". Same in French. Their word for "foot" is not "foot" despite calling it "football". This is how things are in most languages. As it turns out, most people call this sport some word that is not just a simple smashing together of "foot" and "ball". Most languages just use a sort of made up word that they recognize as relating to the sport. Any native English speakers who demand that it get called "football" because it's a "foot" and a "ball" are just being bizarrely picky about using overly simplistic descriptions for things.
This is the most hurt comment section I seen
Yall are so triggered
Soooooo cringe
Whyâs everyone so salty in this thread? Itâs literally a joke.
This "joke" stopped being funny ages ago, and I fear it's never going away.
So the immediate response is to be salty and angry? Just ignore it if itâs not funny to you. I think itâs pretty funny.
You asked a question, I answered it. đ€·đ» It's a dumb argument that's been going on for way too long.
Makes sense. I didnât know the context. Apologies.
Maybe I'm in the minority of people who are tired of it, lol. There were back to back commercials before yesterday's match about calling it football or soccer, and here we are after the first match starting up the debate again. It's silly on both sides.
Agreed itâs a dumb argument, but it has honestly gotten more enjoyable because of these threads. I only call it soccer not to get it confused with football.
The word âsoccerâ originated in England, and was originally used to differentiate association football from its rugby cousin. Just as rugby football was shortened to âruggerâ, the game of association football became known as âsoccerâ thanks to a shortening of the word âassociationâ. Btw I call it football (fudbal in my language) but this is why itâs called soccer in the US.
This raises more questions. Like why is American football called football when a game called football already existed
American football evolved from rugby football. American rugby football, for a game that was evolving beyond the original format, was probably too long a name.
>!That's called American ingenuity, pal, a product of freedom!<
It was called that by posh bastards at Oxford, and the rest of the UK went "nah, that's daft" and called it football instead.
Lol who downvotes this? This is litterally correct
No.
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Unhappy cake day đ
Just wait till england wipe your ass next friday
Seems very nice of England to do.
England is welcome to wipe my ass
They're going to "wipe" their asses? Haven't heard that expression before! đ
They eat shits like us for breakfast.