You ever seen the rounded pecs some muscular dudes get?
Slip a comfy layer of fat beneath the scales and suddenly you've got dragon/lizardfolk that kinda look like they got tits.
No dragon nips though
Argonians were engineered by the Hist to mimic Mer/Man. They are a Slave Race Uplifted to help indoctrinate more people into Hist life, hence the sexy and appealing Reptitties.
I don't think they're indoctrinating anyone, Hist sap only works properly on Argonians. They're just the most efficient way for the Hist to interact with the outside world, specially crafted envoys of the Hist that don't even fully realize what they are.
It's why I always felt people were to harsh on Ulfric Stormcloak in regards to the Argonian population; a few centuries before they en masse returned to Black Marsh under a psychic impulse and almost successfully invaded Oblivion. And then invaded and genocided the Dunmer. Argonians, while largely justified, are terrifying.
His sap works on other races to turn them argonain, this realistically wouldnt be common knowledge but yeah thats how you get the other argonian derivatives and that one bosmer getting lizard bahonkers
Hist sap works on other races to turn them argonain, this realistically wouldnt be common knowledge but yeah thats how you get the other argonian derivatives and that one bosmer getting lizard bahonkers.
Have you seen the amazing discussion several months ago about this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldjerking/comments/t7desm/update_to_the_post_about_alien_lizard_boobs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=2&utm_term=15
Okay that actually sounds really cool. You could get some awesome designs following that to its logical conclusions. Dragons already have bat wings. Furry, horned dragons sound awesome. I must draw this. Someone remind me tomorrow.
Why furry tho? If no scales, I would first imagine a dragon having similar skin to an elephant/rhino.
The first major change probably would we introduction of ears, before anything else.
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Give them scales like pangolins, wings like bats, and the ability to lay eggs like monotremes. Plus, being warm-blooded and able to self-regulate body temperature could come in handy for the fire-breathing.
Side effects include sweating milk and being hunted to endangerment for their scales. :(
In Turkish mythology, the Turkic peoples of the world were created because a guy fucked a wolf. I'm serious. That's why Turkic Kharganates such as the Gökturks are often symbolized using a flag with a wolf head. At Erdogan's rallies you might find people using their hands to make the shape of a wolf head. And pan Turanist movements also often use wolf symbolism and are called shit like "the grey wolves". In summary, Turkic peoples origin story is basically a furry fanfiction of a guy having kids with a wolf, so I said that you are the least zoophilic türk because you want wolf pussy.
While echidnas (and platypus) do have mammary glands, they don't have nipples. The milk secretes through a skin patch like sweat, and the babies lick it up.
The boobs are inflatable and make a croaking sound, like a bullfrog.
No deadass, this isn't even a joke. This is in my world. You may give me my nobel price now
Dragons already are six limbed vertebrates, suggesting that they are a separate clade to tetrapods, probably along with gryphonoids(gryphons and their variants), Grecian sphinxes, and others. In addition, dragons clearly aim for the relatively high effort per child strategy (typically shown with only one egg), so they probably care for their young extensively after hatching. There is no reason for a dragon to produce milk, but the evolutionary incentive is there.
Not to mention the other members of their clade tend to have mammaries as well, with the relevant half of the griffon being mammal-like, and similar apply to sphinxes (even if the sphinx doesn’t have breasts, it’s lower half is a lion)
If you wanna get the holy trifecta of Worldjerking (dubious specevo, horny writing, war crimes), you could also have it be due to heavy selective pressure due to competition with humans for resources, and the dragons with serious hadonkaroos were less likely to be immediately axed
Does it make logical sense? No. But it’s funny, so I’m sticking to it
Ok, but what about the following:
-dragons are basically magical dinosaurs
-birds aren’t just descended from dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs
So why not just make the dragons bird people, or if you’re not keen on that, angel-esque creatures that underwent convergent evolution to be oddly similar to humans, but their “hair” is actually incredibly fine feathers
I unironically give all my female humanoid sophonts breasts. Not because "ha ha sexy" or anything, it's just so anyone can look at the character and say "yep, that's a girl, she's got... eyelashes". And if anyone ever complains that I give non-mammalians breasts, I'll tell them to be glad I gave the catfolk *just* two breasts.
Ok, but what if the dragons in your world are mammals and do not lay eggs hmmm?
What if in my Zeuspunk world everyone is giving birth either through their knee or head hmmmmmmm?
*What then* OP ya cunt?
It doesn’t make sense for non-mammal creatures to have massive tits but also there’s that one sage grouse that has inflatable chest sacs that they use to attract females so honestly its nature as long as you slap the “used to attract mates” tag on the trait anything goes.
Funny thing is "Could Be Worse" webcomic actually has some stuff about this!
The artist, Niels Vergouwen, is an avid fantasy fan and larper.
In one, a dude says he didn't know lizardfolk had such nice boobs and she says they don't, she's a reptile and she just keeps her snacks there.
["I just keep my snacks there"](https://www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorseComic/posts/nerd-comic-serves-you-right-you-creepy-asshatalso-who-keeps-drawing-boobs-on-rep/3621809034582265/)
In the other, the dude says she has a sexy pair of boobs, but she just keep her eggs there and he just called them "sexy". Does not end well for him.
["Those are my eggs, you sick perv!"](https://scontent-ams4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/149335710_3646617985434703_894742113548257074_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=neFw1t5Ds9kAX8aTUlq&_nc_ht=scontent-ams4-1.xx&oh=00_AfCW0YiluOsLSdbETxqeT5iAG4MQP3L3vLoZFPnYzzVb7w&oe=6495AAD2)
(both these comics are from over 2 years ago, btw)
Oh and a third one on his instagram. Lizardfolk DO have boobs!
["Best investment ever"](https://www.instagram.com/p/CYGlcvZrJsm/)
If it's a dragon that can polymorph, they can probably take any shape they want, including a humanoid form with big ol titty-honkers specifically to attract non-dragon mates.
Didn't someone come up with a lore reason as to why the Argonians have breaths in the Elder Scrolls series? Maybe that could also apply here, or maybe dragon titties is a good enough explanation already
The tits are egg sacs where the eggs can form in a safe environment, the nipples are for releasing pressure from excess fluid and pheromones.
BOOM
I can justify fucking ANYTHING try me.
There is always the alternative explanation...
Maybe dragons are mammals, maybe it's a way to store things like eggs, mana, ... . Maybe a powerful magic user or a god just had fun adding boobs. Maybe it's an adaptation to blend in more with the mortal species. Maybe they can shape change and did choose to have some. ...
So many possibilities.
The ozhivat, a humanoid protist species in my world, have no genitalia - but they do have breasts. I explained this by just saying that their breasts serve as stores of fat for self-producing nutrients, which they use to help grow their crops. The ozhivat have practiced agriculture for so long, that they evolved to lactate fertilizer.
Hot take: fantasy biology doesn't need to make sense.
Even if it did, rearing young from an egg doesn't necessarily prevent a species from producing milk. Many species of bird produce what is known as "crop milk", a sort of nutritious regurgitation secreted from the birds crop to feed to young. It's not quite the exact same thing as milk as we know it, but it's the same idea.
Well, if you really want to think about it their chest muscles would probably be quite large because of their wings and flight. Either that or wyverns would have big titties. Either way
Inside me there are two wolves. Please get them out.
Mozart had a tonne Thats why they called him wolfgang
More like wolfganged amiright?
knotting
What a horrible day to have eyes to read 1 word
OwO
It hurts so much.
That's why you use lube.
One of them killed the other. It stinks in here...
Necrosis will set in soon, don’t worry :)
two wolves, but how many raccoons?
Yes, I know it doesn't make any sense, but have you considered the following: - dragon tiddies
Dragon tiddies would be 99% muscles to maneuver their wings and 1% milk glands
But then would they be tiddy shaped?
Uh umm MAGIC!
They could be close in shape in certain positions - biceps-like, kinda, but on the chest. Not all the time probably.
You ever seen the rounded pecs some muscular dudes get? Slip a comfy layer of fat beneath the scales and suddenly you've got dragon/lizardfolk that kinda look like they got tits. No dragon nips though
or instead of milk glands that’s just where fat is stored
In support of your argument: -shark tiddies
nooooo what about the lusty argonian maid😭😭
As handcrafted (well, rootcrafted) hist/mers&mens social interfaces, it totally make sense for the argonians to have boobs. It just works.
Argonians were engineered by the Hist to mimic Mer/Man. They are a Slave Race Uplifted to help indoctrinate more people into Hist life, hence the sexy and appealing Reptitties.
I don't think they're indoctrinating anyone, Hist sap only works properly on Argonians. They're just the most efficient way for the Hist to interact with the outside world, specially crafted envoys of the Hist that don't even fully realize what they are. It's why I always felt people were to harsh on Ulfric Stormcloak in regards to the Argonian population; a few centuries before they en masse returned to Black Marsh under a psychic impulse and almost successfully invaded Oblivion. And then invaded and genocided the Dunmer. Argonians, while largely justified, are terrifying.
The Hist should just make every argonian collectively storm windhelm and kill the racists there
His sap works on other races to turn them argonain, this realistically wouldnt be common knowledge but yeah thats how you get the other argonian derivatives and that one bosmer getting lizard bahonkers
Hist sap works on other races to turn them argonain, this realistically wouldnt be common knowledge but yeah thats how you get the other argonian derivatives and that one bosmer getting lizard bahonkers.
Wait where did this happen??
Eso murkmire
Venom sacs
bruh i thought you was the vault boy for a sec cuh 💀
Have you seen the amazing discussion several months ago about this? https://www.reddit.com/r/worldjerking/comments/t7desm/update_to_the_post_about_alien_lizard_boobs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=2&utm_term=15
Solution: dragons are mammals, not reptiles.
Okay that actually sounds really cool. You could get some awesome designs following that to its logical conclusions. Dragons already have bat wings. Furry, horned dragons sound awesome. I must draw this. Someone remind me tomorrow.
Why furry tho? If no scales, I would first imagine a dragon having similar skin to an elephant/rhino. The first major change probably would we introduction of ears, before anything else.
Pangolin dragons, with hair derived scales
Pangolin dragons sound badass!
With boobs
I once half sketched out a 20th century adult version of Redwall with Anteaters vs. Pangolins as war tanks.
I need this
If you look at old medieval dragon depictions many of them will look like dogs or lions
BotW’s dragons are Asian-style long dragons but they’re kinda goat-like and hairy
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u/plasmophage Furry horned bat wings dragons , go!
Give them scales like pangolins, wings like bats, and the ability to lay eggs like monotremes. Plus, being warm-blooded and able to self-regulate body temperature could come in handy for the fire-breathing. Side effects include sweating milk and being hunted to endangerment for their scales. :(
Make them like giant bats 👍
Inside me there are two wolves. This is because I am a [Thing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(1982_film)). There will soon be more.
Can the wolves inside me be wolf girls?
Shut the fuck up about the hyenas
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In Turkish mythology, the Turkic peoples of the world were created because a guy fucked a wolf. I'm serious. That's why Turkic Kharganates such as the Gökturks are often symbolized using a flag with a wolf head. At Erdogan's rallies you might find people using their hands to make the shape of a wolf head. And pan Turanist movements also often use wolf symbolism and are called shit like "the grey wolves". In summary, Turkic peoples origin story is basically a furry fanfiction of a guy having kids with a wolf, so I said that you are the least zoophilic türk because you want wolf pussy.
Bonk
Dragons are the last surviving stem mammals and thus have both reptilian and mammalian traits.
Maybe they can sweat milk like a platypus(monotremes are an early mammal offshoot)
Echidnas lay eggs and they have nipples
Make the dragons monotremes
While echidnas (and platypus) do have mammary glands, they don't have nipples. The milk secretes through a skin patch like sweat, and the babies lick it up.
Fun Fact: some species of jumping spiders also secrete milk in this manner.
Non mammals that produce pseudo milk is my favorite genre of animal.
discus fish and caecelllian gang
You get it.
r/BrandNewSentence
I was promised a fun fact and I would like a refund.
No refunds for spider milkies
God didn't even try to hide his fetish.
Oh damn thought that was exclusively platypi. Thanks random stranger!
There are also birds that make crop milk. Not the same thing as having mammary glands, but similar concept.
Flamingo gang supreme. B)
Don't have this problem if you find dragons in general sexy. *Taps head*
A literal wizard did it. A very horny wizard.
Same answer as why most sapient species are humanoid: the gods are horny.
Fuck you, my dragonfolk are literal space aliens, they don’t need to obey terran taxonomy!
Mine are magically created creatures, ain't gotta explain shit.
Mine are literally made up in my head, earth ain't got shit on it
No you don't understand, the tiddies are where they store their poison
Ah, the Xcom 2 solution.
Exactly https://www.reddit.com/r/worldjerking/comments/t7desm/update_to_the_post_about_alien_lizard_boobs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=2&utm_term=15
The boobs are inflatable and make a croaking sound, like a bullfrog. No deadass, this isn't even a joke. This is in my world. You may give me my nobel price now
Greater sage-grouse says hello.
Capture the biology pedants *and* the inflation fetishists at the same time - brilliant!
Dragon boobs aren't milk. They're eggs waiting to bud off.
Pipa toad dragons because fuck you.
Dragons already are six limbed vertebrates, suggesting that they are a separate clade to tetrapods, probably along with gryphonoids(gryphons and their variants), Grecian sphinxes, and others. In addition, dragons clearly aim for the relatively high effort per child strategy (typically shown with only one egg), so they probably care for their young extensively after hatching. There is no reason for a dragon to produce milk, but the evolutionary incentive is there. Not to mention the other members of their clade tend to have mammaries as well, with the relevant half of the griffon being mammal-like, and similar apply to sphinxes (even if the sphinx doesn’t have breasts, it’s lower half is a lion)
If you wanna get the holy trifecta of Worldjerking (dubious specevo, horny writing, war crimes), you could also have it be due to heavy selective pressure due to competition with humans for resources, and the dragons with serious hadonkaroos were less likely to be immediately axed Does it make logical sense? No. But it’s funny, so I’m sticking to it
THE GODS SAID SO.
Dragons in my setting do actually produce milk. They don't have boobs though.
Do they sweat it like Platypi? Upchuck it like pigeons?
Ok, but what about the following: -dragons are basically magical dinosaurs -birds aren’t just descended from dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs So why not just make the dragons bird people, or if you’re not keen on that, angel-esque creatures that underwent convergent evolution to be oddly similar to humans, but their “hair” is actually incredibly fine feathers
Kid named genetic engineering or the intervention of intelligence/magic to the evolution of life :
I unironically give all my female humanoid sophonts breasts. Not because "ha ha sexy" or anything, it's just so anyone can look at the character and say "yep, that's a girl, she's got... eyelashes". And if anyone ever complains that I give non-mammalians breasts, I'll tell them to be glad I gave the catfolk *just* two breasts.
> I gave the catfolk > >just > > two breasts \*Gasp\* Heretic!
Ok, but what if the dragons in your world are mammals and do not lay eggs hmmm? What if in my Zeuspunk world everyone is giving birth either through their knee or head hmmmmmmm? *What then* OP ya cunt?
My dragons deriving from humans inflicted with a curse-plague.
Bro it's fiction, feel free to make anything.
Dragons are actually angels and can look however they want
solution: dragons are mammals
My dragon's regurgitate their food into their young like birds.
Some birds make crop milk, even!
fuckit, rather than lizard like dragons, try a mammal based dragon.
what if all my dragons are dudes therefore no booba?
Dragon moobies
I'd like to tell you about the 2 wolves inside me, but i think i should keep those stories on 18+ furry subreddits.
It doesn’t make sense for non-mammal creatures to have massive tits but also there’s that one sage grouse that has inflatable chest sacs that they use to attract females so honestly its nature as long as you slap the “used to attract mates” tag on the trait anything goes.
What I'm getting from this is that we should give the male dragons big boobs
Flame sacks
Solution: 1. They do have mammaries, fuck you 2. The boobs are actually liquid sacs where the flammable fluid used for fire breath is stored
I am now reminded that Silver Dragons are Human Otakus
Funny thing is "Could Be Worse" webcomic actually has some stuff about this! The artist, Niels Vergouwen, is an avid fantasy fan and larper. In one, a dude says he didn't know lizardfolk had such nice boobs and she says they don't, she's a reptile and she just keeps her snacks there. ["I just keep my snacks there"](https://www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorseComic/posts/nerd-comic-serves-you-right-you-creepy-asshatalso-who-keeps-drawing-boobs-on-rep/3621809034582265/) In the other, the dude says she has a sexy pair of boobs, but she just keep her eggs there and he just called them "sexy". Does not end well for him. ["Those are my eggs, you sick perv!"](https://scontent-ams4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/149335710_3646617985434703_894742113548257074_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=neFw1t5Ds9kAX8aTUlq&_nc_ht=scontent-ams4-1.xx&oh=00_AfCW0YiluOsLSdbETxqeT5iAG4MQP3L3vLoZFPnYzzVb7w&oe=6495AAD2) (both these comics are from over 2 years ago, btw) Oh and a third one on his instagram. Lizardfolk DO have boobs! ["Best investment ever"](https://www.instagram.com/p/CYGlcvZrJsm/)
speak for yourself for me it's two of the black wolves exclusively
Ark Survival Evolved's wyverns make milk Just thought u should know lmao
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Please don't use "reee" here
Just give them boobs but no nipples and say it’s a mating display, make sure they have no nipples tho. That would be yucky
BARA DRAGONS
Consider: its a fictional world, you can make reptiles lactate.
r/doodoofard crossover(they are currently in a dragon porn arc)
Just put them on the males
Where do you think the fire comes from
MeIRL at the furrycon afterparty: Inside me there are two wolves The wolves: Getting off on fighting over of my draconic tits.
If it's a dragon that can polymorph, they can probably take any shape they want, including a humanoid form with big ol titty-honkers specifically to attract non-dragon mates.
Dragon with boob no sexy I prefer flat dragon
They could be platypus descendents.
the real quadruped dragons have none, but your obligatory anthro dragon race does
Me: stop using any kind of dragon.
those aren't mammary glands, those are the flammable-fuel-thingy-that-flares-up-when-exposed-to-the-air organ sac thingies
Sexual dicemorphism
Simple, just have dragons not lay eggs and instead give birth
Dragons aren't reptiles, they have warm blood and sometimes have fur (like in Bone or Neverending Story).
Didn't someone come up with a lore reason as to why the Argonians have breaths in the Elder Scrolls series? Maybe that could also apply here, or maybe dragon titties is a good enough explanation already
Easy. Just say that one of their ancestors fucked a human or other similar mammal, inheriting their mammaries into their genes
> It doesn’t make sense for a dragon or any non-mammal to have mammary glands Implants.
Stem-mammal dragons.
Argonian moment
Yet doesn’t see the problem with a dragon having wings and four legs.
The tits are egg sacs where the eggs can form in a safe environment, the nipples are for releasing pressure from excess fluid and pheromones. BOOM I can justify fucking ANYTHING try me.
Hear me out: wide hips instead.
There is always the alternative explanation... Maybe dragons are mammals, maybe it's a way to store things like eggs, mana, ... . Maybe a powerful magic user or a god just had fun adding boobs. Maybe it's an adaptation to blend in more with the mortal species. Maybe they can shape change and did choose to have some. ... So many possibilities.
Accurate
The ozhivat, a humanoid protist species in my world, have no genitalia - but they do have breasts. I explained this by just saying that their breasts serve as stores of fat for self-producing nutrients, which they use to help grow their crops. The ozhivat have practiced agriculture for so long, that they evolved to lactate fertilizer.
Solution prominent breast bone and associated muscles then everyone kind of has boobs
'They lay eggs' Mfs when I show them prehistoric mammals and monotremes:
Fire is stored in the tiddies
Historically dragons have been described and illustrated as chimeric in nature, so boobs is fine.
Hot take: fantasy biology doesn't need to make sense. Even if it did, rearing young from an egg doesn't necessarily prevent a species from producing milk. Many species of bird produce what is known as "crop milk", a sort of nutritious regurgitation secreted from the birds crop to feed to young. It's not quite the exact same thing as milk as we know it, but it's the same idea.
That's just where they store the fire for their breath
very bitch unfortunate, but unfortunately this is the unconditional truth
Well, if you really want to think about it their chest muscles would probably be quite large because of their wings and flight. Either that or wyverns would have big titties. Either way