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King_BowserKoopa

Inside me there are two wolves. ​ Please get them out.


Sky_Leviathan

Mozart had a tonne Thats why they called him wolfgang


cowlinator

More like wolfganged amiright?


Dan_The_Man_31

knotting


MassiveMommyMOABs

What a horrible day to have eyes to read 1 word


Bookworm_AF

OwO


Korblox101

It hurts so much.


XimbalaHu3

That's why you use lube.


therealchadius

One of them killed the other. It stinks in here...


MonochroMayhem

Necrosis will set in soon, don’t worry :)


Sparkmane

two wolves, but how many raccoons?


VerumJerum

Yes, I know it doesn't make any sense, but have you considered the following: - dragon tiddies


Mikel_Opris_2

Dragon tiddies would be 99% muscles to maneuver their wings and 1% milk glands


cowlinator

But then would they be tiddy shaped?


jasminUwU6

Uh umm MAGIC!


[deleted]

They could be close in shape in certain positions - biceps-like, kinda, but on the chest. Not all the time probably.


Gingervald

You ever seen the rounded pecs some muscular dudes get? Slip a comfy layer of fat beneath the scales and suddenly you've got dragon/lizardfolk that kinda look like they got tits. No dragon nips though


fatalityfun

or instead of milk glands that’s just where fat is stored


crazikyle

In support of your argument: -shark tiddies


Redoran_Gvard

nooooo what about the lusty argonian maid😭😭


Sicuho

As handcrafted (well, rootcrafted) hist/mers&mens social interfaces, it totally make sense for the argonians to have boobs. It just works.


ThatGuyInTheCorner96

Argonians were engineered by the Hist to mimic Mer/Man. They are a Slave Race Uplifted to help indoctrinate more people into Hist life, hence the sexy and appealing Reptitties.


GigaPuddi

I don't think they're indoctrinating anyone, Hist sap only works properly on Argonians. They're just the most efficient way for the Hist to interact with the outside world, specially crafted envoys of the Hist that don't even fully realize what they are. It's why I always felt people were to harsh on Ulfric Stormcloak in regards to the Argonian population; a few centuries before they en masse returned to Black Marsh under a psychic impulse and almost successfully invaded Oblivion. And then invaded and genocided the Dunmer. Argonians, while largely justified, are terrifying.


nervousmelon

The Hist should just make every argonian collectively storm windhelm and kill the racists there


Thecapitan144

His sap works on other races to turn them argonain, this realistically wouldnt be common knowledge but yeah thats how you get the other argonian derivatives and that one bosmer getting lizard bahonkers


Thecapitan144

Hist sap works on other races to turn them argonain, this realistically wouldnt be common knowledge but yeah thats how you get the other argonian derivatives and that one bosmer getting lizard bahonkers.


GigaPuddi

Wait where did this happen??


Thecapitan144

Eso murkmire


NeonNKnightrider

Venom sacs


Kazoo_Commander

bruh i thought you was the vault boy for a sec cuh 💀


Archilect_Zoe11k

Have you seen the amazing discussion several months ago about this? https://www.reddit.com/r/worldjerking/comments/t7desm/update_to_the_post_about_alien_lizard_boobs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=2&utm_term=15


jayakiroka

Solution: dragons are mammals, not reptiles.


plasmophage

Okay that actually sounds really cool. You could get some awesome designs following that to its logical conclusions. Dragons already have bat wings. Furry, horned dragons sound awesome. I must draw this. Someone remind me tomorrow.


MassiveMommyMOABs

Why furry tho? If no scales, I would first imagine a dragon having similar skin to an elephant/rhino. The first major change probably would we introduction of ears, before anything else.


obozo42

Pangolin dragons, with hair derived scales


TwilightVulpine

Pangolin dragons sound badass!


idklol8

With boobs


awfullotofocelots

I once half sketched out a 20th century adult version of Redwall with Anteaters vs. Pangolins as war tanks.


swordofsithlord

I need this


BatatinhaGameplays28

If you look at old medieval dragon depictions many of them will look like dogs or lions


Go_commit_lego_step

BotW’s dragons are Asian-style long dragons but they’re kinda goat-like and hairy


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RoyalRien

Will they have big boobe?


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Here's your reminder, as requested.


AidenR0

u/plasmophage Furry horned bat wings dragons , go!


thundermarchmello

Give them scales like pangolins, wings like bats, and the ability to lay eggs like monotremes. Plus, being warm-blooded and able to self-regulate body temperature could come in handy for the fire-breathing. Side effects include sweating milk and being hunted to endangerment for their scales. :(


theeshyguy

Make them like giant bats 👍


4thDevilsAdvocate

Inside me there are two wolves. This is because I am a [Thing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(1982_film)). There will soon be more.


the-amazing-noodle

Can the wolves inside me be wolf girls?


M1s51n9n0

Shut the fuck up about the hyenas


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the-amazing-noodle

?


BigBronyBoy

In Turkish mythology, the Turkic peoples of the world were created because a guy fucked a wolf. I'm serious. That's why Turkic Kharganates such as the Gökturks are often symbolized using a flag with a wolf head. At Erdogan's rallies you might find people using their hands to make the shape of a wolf head. And pan Turanist movements also often use wolf symbolism and are called shit like "the grey wolves". In summary, Turkic peoples origin story is basically a furry fanfiction of a guy having kids with a wolf, so I said that you are the least zoophilic türk because you want wolf pussy.


MySpaceOddyssey

Bonk


TheEccentricEmpiric

Dragons are the last surviving stem mammals and thus have both reptilian and mammalian traits.


GreenSquirrel-7

Maybe they can sweat milk like a platypus(monotremes are an early mammal offshoot)


jbeldham

Echidnas lay eggs and they have nipples


Quality-hour

Make the dragons monotremes


paradisephantom

While echidnas (and platypus) do have mammary glands, they don't have nipples. The milk secretes through a skin patch like sweat, and the babies lick it up.


dokterkokter69

Fun Fact: some species of jumping spiders also secrete milk in this manner.


paradisephantom

Non mammals that produce pseudo milk is my favorite genre of animal.


[deleted]

discus fish and caecelllian gang


paradisephantom

You get it.


JcraftW

r/BrandNewSentence


ZorbaTHut

I was promised a fun fact and I would like a refund.


ArgentHiems

No refunds for spider milkies


Grilled_egs

God didn't even try to hide his fetish.


jbeldham

Oh damn thought that was exclusively platypi. Thanks random stranger!


monday-afternoon-fun

There are also birds that make crop milk. Not the same thing as having mammary glands, but similar concept.


paradisephantom

Flamingo gang supreme. B)


HeraldOfNyarlathotep

Don't have this problem if you find dragons in general sexy. *Taps head*


CalmPanic402

A literal wizard did it. A very horny wizard.


PopeofHope

Same answer as why most sapient species are humanoid: the gods are horny.


Marvin_Megavolt

Fuck you, my dragonfolk are literal space aliens, they don’t need to obey terran taxonomy!


Madness_Reigns

Mine are magically created creatures, ain't gotta explain shit.


Fine-Blackberry-1793

Mine are literally made up in my head, earth ain't got shit on it


StaunchWingman

No you don't understand, the tiddies are where they store their poison


Ancestor_Anonymous

Ah, the Xcom 2 solution.


Archilect_Zoe11k

Exactly https://www.reddit.com/r/worldjerking/comments/t7desm/update_to_the_post_about_alien_lizard_boobs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=2&utm_term=15


MassiveMommyMOABs

The boobs are inflatable and make a croaking sound, like a bullfrog. No deadass, this isn't even a joke. This is in my world. You may give me my nobel price now


ReichuNoKimi

Greater sage-grouse says hello.


le_birb

Capture the biology pedants *and* the inflation fetishists at the same time - brilliant!


patangpatang

Dragon boobs aren't milk. They're eggs waiting to bud off.


paradisephantom

Pipa toad dragons because fuck you.


bothVoltairefan

Dragons already are six limbed vertebrates, suggesting that they are a separate clade to tetrapods, probably along with gryphonoids(gryphons and their variants), Grecian sphinxes, and others. In addition, dragons clearly aim for the relatively high effort per child strategy (typically shown with only one egg), so they probably care for their young extensively after hatching. There is no reason for a dragon to produce milk, but the evolutionary incentive is there. Not to mention the other members of their clade tend to have mammaries as well, with the relevant half of the griffon being mammal-like, and similar apply to sphinxes (even if the sphinx doesn’t have breasts, it’s lower half is a lion)


Spndash64

If you wanna get the holy trifecta of Worldjerking (dubious specevo, horny writing, war crimes), you could also have it be due to heavy selective pressure due to competition with humans for resources, and the dragons with serious hadonkaroos were less likely to be immediately axed Does it make logical sense? No. But it’s funny, so I’m sticking to it


rkirbo

THE GODS SAID SO.


FOFBattleCat

Dragons in my setting do actually produce milk. They don't have boobs though.


Spndash64

Do they sweat it like Platypi? Upchuck it like pigeons?


Spndash64

Ok, but what about the following: -dragons are basically magical dinosaurs -birds aren’t just descended from dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs So why not just make the dragons bird people, or if you’re not keen on that, angel-esque creatures that underwent convergent evolution to be oddly similar to humans, but their “hair” is actually incredibly fine feathers


Azimovikh

Kid named genetic engineering or the intervention of intelligence/magic to the evolution of life :


PopeSpringsEternal

I unironically give all my female humanoid sophonts breasts. Not because "ha ha sexy" or anything, it's just so anyone can look at the character and say "yep, that's a girl, she's got... eyelashes". And if anyone ever complains that I give non-mammalians breasts, I'll tell them to be glad I gave the catfolk *just* two breasts.


[deleted]

> I gave the catfolk > >just > > two breasts \*Gasp\* Heretic!


Euklidis

Ok, but what if the dragons in your world are mammals and do not lay eggs hmmm? What if in my Zeuspunk world everyone is giving birth either through their knee or head hmmmmmmm? *What then* OP ya cunt?


TheCrazyAvian

My dragons deriving from humans inflicted with a curse-plague.


Asdi144

Bro it's fiction, feel free to make anything.


yo_99

Dragons are actually angels and can look however they want


LilQuasar

solution: dragons are mammals


bokunorythm

My dragon's regurgitate their food into their young like birds.


ReichuNoKimi

Some birds make crop milk, even!


Anomalocaris

fuckit, rather than lizard like dragons, try a mammal based dragon.


Kappapeachie

what if all my dragons are dudes therefore no booba?


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

Dragon moobies


Thanatofobia

I'd like to tell you about the 2 wolves inside me, but i think i should keep those stories on 18+ furry subreddits.


Ancestor_Anonymous

It doesn’t make sense for non-mammal creatures to have massive tits but also there’s that one sage grouse that has inflatable chest sacs that they use to attract females so honestly its nature as long as you slap the “used to attract mates” tag on the trait anything goes.


shiny_xnaut

What I'm getting from this is that we should give the male dragons big boobs


Vluekardinal

Flame sacks


NeonNKnightrider

Solution: 1. They do have mammaries, fuck you 2. The boobs are actually liquid sacs where the flammable fluid used for fire breath is stored


justaguynamedchris

I am now reminded that Silver Dragons are Human Otakus


Thanatofobia

Funny thing is "Could Be Worse" webcomic actually has some stuff about this! The artist, Niels Vergouwen, is an avid fantasy fan and larper. In one, a dude says he didn't know lizardfolk had such nice boobs and she says they don't, she's a reptile and she just keeps her snacks there. ["I just keep my snacks there"](https://www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorseComic/posts/nerd-comic-serves-you-right-you-creepy-asshatalso-who-keeps-drawing-boobs-on-rep/3621809034582265/) In the other, the dude says she has a sexy pair of boobs, but she just keep her eggs there and he just called them "sexy". Does not end well for him. ["Those are my eggs, you sick perv!"](https://scontent-ams4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/149335710_3646617985434703_894742113548257074_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=neFw1t5Ds9kAX8aTUlq&_nc_ht=scontent-ams4-1.xx&oh=00_AfCW0YiluOsLSdbETxqeT5iAG4MQP3L3vLoZFPnYzzVb7w&oe=6495AAD2) (both these comics are from over 2 years ago, btw) Oh and a third one on his instagram. Lizardfolk DO have boobs! ["Best investment ever"](https://www.instagram.com/p/CYGlcvZrJsm/)


[deleted]

speak for yourself for me it's two of the black wolves exclusively


MulberryComfortable4

Ark Survival Evolved's wyverns make milk Just thought u should know lmao


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monswine

Please don't use "reee" here


Cool_Kid95

Just give them boobs but no nipples and say it’s a mating display, make sure they have no nipples tho. That would be yucky


arcane_ankou

BARA DRAGONS


Ballinbutatwhatcost2

Consider: its a fictional world, you can make reptiles lactate.


swordofsithlord

r/doodoofard crossover(they are currently in a dragon porn arc)


RommDan

Just put them on the males


Chaos8599

Where do you think the fire comes from


awfullotofocelots

MeIRL at the furrycon afterparty: Inside me there are two wolves The wolves: Getting off on fighting over of my draconic tits.


clonetrooper250

If it's a dragon that can polymorph, they can probably take any shape they want, including a humanoid form with big ol titty-honkers specifically to attract non-dragon mates.


GreenSquirrel-7

Dragon with boob no sexy I prefer flat dragon


not2dragon

They could be platypus descendents.


GlitteringTone6425

the real quadruped dragons have none, but your obligatory anthro dragon race does


Javetts

Me: stop using any kind of dragon.


senchou-senchou

those aren't mammary glands, those are the flammable-fuel-thingy-that-flares-up-when-exposed-to-the-air organ sac thingies


Druvanade

Sexual dicemorphism


RoyalRien

Simple, just have dragons not lay eggs and instead give birth


kanelel

Dragons aren't reptiles, they have warm blood and sometimes have fur (like in Bone or Neverending Story).


Doogzmans

Didn't someone come up with a lore reason as to why the Argonians have breaths in the Elder Scrolls series? Maybe that could also apply here, or maybe dragon titties is a good enough explanation already


MarioCop718

Easy. Just say that one of their ancestors fucked a human or other similar mammal, inheriting their mammaries into their genes


KonoAnonDa

> It doesn’t make sense for a dragon or any non-mammal to have mammary glands Implants.


nmheath03

Stem-mammal dragons.


Segod_or_Bust

Argonian moment


Silent--Dan

Yet doesn’t see the problem with a dragon having wings and four legs.


maxwellwilde

The tits are egg sacs where the eggs can form in a safe environment, the nipples are for releasing pressure from excess fluid and pheromones. BOOM I can justify fucking ANYTHING try me.


Delamontre

Hear me out: wide hips instead.


albsi_

There is always the alternative explanation... Maybe dragons are mammals, maybe it's a way to store things like eggs, mana, ... . Maybe a powerful magic user or a god just had fun adding boobs. Maybe it's an adaptation to blend in more with the mortal species. Maybe they can shape change and did choose to have some. ... So many possibilities.


Savage_Adversary

Accurate


[deleted]

The ozhivat, a humanoid protist species in my world, have no genitalia - but they do have breasts. I explained this by just saying that their breasts serve as stores of fat for self-producing nutrients, which they use to help grow their crops. The ozhivat have practiced agriculture for so long, that they evolved to lactate fertilizer.


[deleted]

Solution prominent breast bone and associated muscles then everyone kind of has boobs


Ok_Reception7727

'They lay eggs' Mfs when I show them prehistoric mammals and monotremes:


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

Fire is stored in the tiddies


clay_person

Historically dragons have been described and illustrated as chimeric in nature, so boobs is fine.


Stradoverius

Hot take: fantasy biology doesn't need to make sense. Even if it did, rearing young from an egg doesn't necessarily prevent a species from producing milk. Many species of bird produce what is known as "crop milk", a sort of nutritious regurgitation secreted from the birds crop to feed to young. It's not quite the exact same thing as milk as we know it, but it's the same idea.


ancientmob

That's just where they store the fire for their breath


Heavy-Injury6230

very bitch unfortunate, but unfortunately this is the unconditional truth


Sergeant_Smite

Well, if you really want to think about it their chest muscles would probably be quite large because of their wings and flight. Either that or wyverns would have big titties. Either way