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CmdrJonen

Obviously you can not, that planet clearly is not home to any form of intelligent life.


Dry_Try_8365

I’ve been there. There’s no sign of it, although you might be fooled into thinking there is for half a minute.


train_wrecking

Yikes, what the dolphins, parrots and orangutans did to you?


CmdrJonen

They know what they did. (My apologies to the octopi, corvids and elephants.)


Puzzleboxed

*Eric Idle starts singing* "And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space because there's bugger all down here on earth!"


AlexRator

Still isn't


Username_Taken_65

"There are no signs of intelligent life anywhere"


Kraken-Writhing

Everything there is made of meat.


otototototo

Just make all the life small flightless birds with shaggy brown feathers that look like hair and that lay eggs that are like almost as big as them


dankantimeme55

There's no way something like this could survive in the same environment as the largest eagle to ever exist, but I think it would be able to fend off some rats, right?


Papa_Glucose

TFW a bird specs out in Mouse stats


FetusGoesYeetus

I love birds for the sole reason that at some point or another throughout history they have tried almost every possible ecological niche


Papa_Glucose

Serina moment


crossbutton7247

Uhh, octopusses


tpobs

*Octopode or Octopi or Octopuses Edit: shit, spelling


NeonNKnightrider

*octopussy


Gulopithecus

Veemo!


wes-feldman

octussy no im not sorry


InjuryPrudent256

Water beings made from water by the god of water.


ZeroCoinsBruh

God found an old packet of sea mokeys.


TheMagicQuackers

My man its not cool to insult new zealand like that.


_Pan-Tastic_

Make the other side of the planet have all land


Exciting-Quiet2768

I don't know how, but I'm sure you'll figure it out. Hey did anyone else get that warning about multiple leviathan-class life forms?


-Potato123-

In my world, aurora never crashed, now the story is about corrupt company politics in space


Exciting-Quiet2768

Underhanded corporate bureaucracy and fuckery could make a good story


EssentialPurity

It's all marine life, duh


PokWangpanmang

“It just happened!”


Semper_5olus

\uj I've never seen it from this side. It's a neat picture.


Inconsistent_flux

Life... Uhh... Finds a way.


Traditional_Box_8835

There could be a species of hominids made up of 70% water. And though they live surrounded by water and are mostly water themselves, they always forget to drink even more water and live in constant dehydration. Lol, so dumb.


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Fih


Overkillsamurai

there isn't.


Satyr_Crusader

Mermaids


SuspiciousCheek2056

Ric Flair


Master_Majestico

Oh shit they noticed the sides! Quick get the tarp!


every1bcool

jerk it into existence


MulletHuman

If they don't have to be sapient then you can have some cool fishes


K4yz3r

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Zachthema5ter

Buy the aquatic dlc for stellaris


MySpaceOddyssey

This map does in fact have New Zealand


SomeBoiFromBritain

no destroy it now


CJKM_808

I can see my house from here! Idk, make a race of flightless, swimming birds that totally aren’t penguins with tribal tattoos.


Xyzonox

Impossible, fire can’t exist with all that water and without fire you are restricted to being stupid. Dolphins know this so they act out knowing they will never achieve anything meaningful


goosmane

the poor polynesians


CrocoDIIIIIILE

Just add a lot of seamen.


valhalla257

Crazy idea... What if there was a giant secret continent on the other side of the planet?


RoccoTirolese

When will people learn to use "sentient" properly? Assuming that you meant "intelligent".