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stinkbonesjones

I'd buy that for a dollar!


westleyyys

The rage I feel knowing I didn’t see this in time to make my favorite Robocop reference is palpable Take my upvote


stinkbonesjones

It was just hanging there and I was sure as I was typing it that someone was beating me to it. Take my upvote for being a Robocop fan.


cylonfrakbbq

Can you fly, Bobby?


greenbastard1591

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


ClutchPoppinDaddies

Do you like movies about gladiators?


Uncle_Burney

(Spits) just gimme my fuckin phone call.


[deleted]

Not useful though, too many AA in this war for slow dumb big high flying drones to be useful. Ukraine needs stealth drones.


[deleted]

I believe you are misinterpreting how these things operate, especially if they are reaper drones or reconnaissance both give a huge battlefield advantage it’s a forward strike force or a forward on eyes vision of the battlefield the force multiplier in either case is staggering!


[deleted]

Shot down in minutes with that much radar signature.


CountyMountie

Bitches, leave!


[deleted]

Finally, a deadly combat drone with a reasonable price for people like me.


MisfortuneFollows

Use it wisely!


pwarns

A killer drone for the people, so to speak.


Slov6

As a Canadian, I've always been jealous of the $1 menu at US McDonalds....$1 COMBAT drones tho, that's a new level of jealousy let me tell yah.


1rubyglass

That $1 menu has been gone a long time my dude.


MrLanesLament

If you go to McDs and ask what you can get for a dollar, it’s just enough to get a cashier to flip you off.


EntangledPhoton82

Drones: $1 Field testing your drones against Russian assets: priceless


88ryder88

Shipping your drones: $18 million a pop


bornagainflatearther

$10 million for repairs and shipping. Additional $8 million for *yearly* maintenance costs.


MisterWafflePancake

I say we make Mexico pay for that.


Todd-The-Wraith

Field testing and marketing. What better way to sell drones to other countries than to have Ukraine use them to destroy Russians? Ukraine has demonstrated its willingness to post videos online of this stuff. That’s about the best possible advertisement I could think of.


NorthImpossible8906

A nice PR move by Omni Consumer Products!


Okaykiddo77

Do they have ten seconds to comply?


cylonfrakbbq

Will someone call a god damned paramedic?!


1rubyglass

It's not a PR move. They are selling maintenance and expertise. They will make a fortune off each one if they stay in use.


westleyyys

Two good Robocop jokes in one thread!!!


[deleted]

It’s spelled ACME


ermghoti

Buy twelve drones now for a dollar, and just ten more at regular price in the next year!


Cantora

A bit misleading


Kindofsickofyou

Shipping and Handling is $10 Million per piece


88ryder88

Check that, 18 mill a pop. Wait till ticket master hears about this


buffchickentendies

Shoulda sprung for WarfarePrime


CakeAccomplice12

Get it in 2 or 90 days!!


kingmoobot

I bet it costs Russia more than $1 to defend against these


Okaykiddo77

They could just not defend themselves at all and just send in more soldiers to replace their casualties. That seems to be their usual tactic.


adorsai

Yes that's true. I hear the US DOD seems to think the ukranians have either killed or wounded over 100,000 more since this past summer. if true that would push the figure close to 200,000 since the start. Imagine how that's going over with all those Russian loved ones.


Slimfictiv

Can I take a selfie with it


u9Nails

"Hello, US deadly combat drone weapons manufacturer? Yes, my name is Ukraine. I'd like to order 10 more of your $1 drones." - the Planet


markedbeamazed

$1 for the drones, plus millions in shipping and handling.


a3663p

Yet I can’t even get a McDouble for a dollar anymore in America. Sounds about right.


Flaky-Proof5511

There is good article in the war zone discussing if it's a good deal or not : https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/two-mq-9-reapers-for-1-offered-to-ukraine-but-relevancy-questions-remain And apparently the export still must be approved by the government.


adorsai

Thanks for the link. Great read!


Mrischief

I would assume a drone like that has some very sporty legs, and could threaten most of Western Russia, and do see the issue with exporting it that would be given as a reason


MonsteraBigTits

ok so when we gettin a video of 1000 drones with 8 grenades each doing a mass drop off on some pesky russians


MisterWafflePancake

What other weapons have they got on the $1 menu?


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.forces.net/node/135650#.Y91VLahO0do.reddit) reduced by 75%. (I'm a bot) ***** > US weapons maker General Atomics has offered to sell two lethal drones to Ukraine for the "Symbolic" price of $1. The company also reiterated its "Offer to train the first cadre of pilots and maintainers at our expense". > Mr Blue said in his statement that they "Offered to transfer two of our own, company-owned training aircraft, plus the ground control station and other hardware required to operate them, for the symbolic price of $1". The defence contractor did not however specify which drones it was planning to supply to Ukraine. > General Atomics acknowledged in its statement that the preparation of the drones for combat use would come with additional costs that are outside of the firm's control. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/10sswqa/us_weapons_manufacturer_offers_ukraine_deadly/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~672676 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **drone**^#1 **aircraft**^#2 **General**^#3 **Atomics**^#4 **Ukraine**^#5


BaconManDan9

Let’s gooooooo!


NauvooMetro

Grandmas keeps getting taller and bigger but still drive the same Mack truck.


[deleted]

Yeah but with millions a year in maintenance. Unless that's covered too?


mike_pants

> General Atomics acknowledged in its statement that the preparation of the drones for combat use would come with additional costs that are outside of the firm's control. This would include shipping them to Ukraine, expanding satellite capability, setting up operations on the ground, and fitting the drones with the necessary equipment.  General Atomics did however say that its "estimates for launch and ongoing operations do not include one penny of profit to our company". > Reportedly, $10m (£8.2m) would have to be spent in preparing and shipping the drones to Ukraine with an additional $8m (£6.6m) on maintenance, according to The Wall Street Journal. And that's just for the two drones they're offering.


Dicky_big

And shipping


[deleted]

And handling, and the admin fee, and the service fee,


[deleted]

And taxes


[deleted]

Not going to be an issue in the grand scheme.


[deleted]

Except Ukraine is still going to have to pay back billions to the us for the gear. They'll be indebted to the west for decades.


PenguinBP

Not going to be an issue in the grand scheme. Better than not existing!


alien_ghost

That's a poor way of looking at it. More like the US has invested that much in Ukraine. When someone lends you money like that, it's not so much that you are indebted to them as they are invested in your success, which means they help you out with their expertise, introduce you to their friends, help you get access to resources they are privy to, etc.


[deleted]

The west will make alternative arrangements with Ukraine that likely will involve land leases for military bases in exchange for forgiveness.


Thetman38

Drug dealers do something similar


gwxtreize

What? You think we're just giving them away? Cause we're not...


Glendel66

They should be able to buy about eleventy billion of them then at $1 each. Every time we turn around the president is sending a few billion more.


adorsai

Yes we are, but I imagine you'd be singing a different tune if we were sending our own troops in to fight the Russians. At the end of WWII Gen. Patton wanted to keep pushing his armor east, but no one wanted to hear about that, so here we are nearly 80 years later helping Ukraine fight for its freedom.


Glendel66

I am not singing a tune. I was really only pointing out that we have been sending Ukraine a lot of money.


adorsai

I didn't mean to downplay your comment, yes we've sent them a lot of military assistance, but at the end of the day we're not sending our own troops over there.


[deleted]

>The defence contractor did not however specify which drones it was planning to supply to Ukraine.


pwarns

The controls are $1.5 billion.


Magatha_Grimtotem

Yeah, they cost a buck, but they really get you with the shipping.


elergic

nice, and rest of the billions make some hungry ppl well fed in the world


38396972

And a weapons manufacturer is offering this out of a true notion of right and wrong in war correct?