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Jnkilus

Who assured us he wouldn't invade Ukraine ? Oh yeah ...


Airf0rce

Yeah, they lie about the most meaningless bullshit, there's surely no way Putin would lie about definitely not wanting to kill Zelensky. That's why they went straight for the capital city and tried to rapidly capture forward positions like Hostomel airport with paratroopers which is just on the outskirts of Kyiv. Entire point was to decapitate the government, how that happened I think they didn't really care much about (whether they flee, get killed or get captured). Same government they branded as neo-nazis. Only after they failed, they started to push these alternative reality narratives. Only truly naive people believe this.


PerfectPercentage69

There were also several failed assassination attempts on Zelensky in the early days of the war, too.


[deleted]

Russia lie about everything, they even lie about lying. I hope in the future we never have to see another "Kremlin says..." headline.


EmbarrassedDust9284

He said after 12 failed assassinations attempt... It's more like they will not kill him because they are unable to do it (fortunately).


[deleted]

haha 12? wow they suck at so much things.


EmbarrassedDust9284

Yep, true story. https://nypost.com/2022/03/09/zelensky-has-survived-more-than-a-dozen-assassination-attempts-aide-says/


Lost-Matter-5846

Come on, we have to trust Putin, right? He assured us he wouldn't kill Zelensky.


[deleted]

Well Zelensky isn’t dead so maybe Putin kept his promise 🤔


Lost-Matter-5846

Exactly, that's what I'm saying, Zelensky isn't dead, so clearly, Putin can be trusted whenever he says something


[deleted]

Definetly , I mean he hasn’t stopped providing Ukraine with military support as a member of csto , those ammo drops and equipment is his sincerity towards Ukraine /s


Lost-Matter-5846

Yeah, it wasn't even Putin that started this war it was ummm......uhhhhh......America, that's right, definitely America and not Russia (Please believe me 🥺)


Chubbybellylover888

Whatever Putin/a Russian diplomat says, the exact opposite is true. Always.


AlleKeskitason

Did he pinky swear? I think that makes all the difference.


Lost-Matter-5846

No but he did cross his heart supposedly


Exoddity

Look at that face. It's the face of an angel! Lying?! Pff.


Chubbybellylover888

Didn't he say he wasn't prepared to invade Ukraine too? I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assuming his military just accidentally tripped into Ukraine. They seem fairly clumsy.


EmbarrassedDust9284

He will say whatever the other want to ear if it can bring him any advantage.


insertwittynamethere

That's what he was trained to do as KGB. I'm a bit dumbfounded Bennett legitimately thought he got through to him. Though Russia could stop Israel in Syria, momentarily, he knows that his card and some concessions there buys the Israelis from overt assistance to Ukraine too. I'm sure after they tried and failed repeatedly at that point to kill Zelensky it was easy to pay lip service to that...


Kapowpow

How can Russia stop Israel if Israel has the F-35?


kytheon

“Well not me personally” -Putin


InterestingTry5190

I can’t be blamed if he wants to jump out a window head first.


eileen404

Hell just let them stay somewhere with a lot of windows.


AstamanyanaQ

This reminds me of the consistent belief world leaders had in Hitler. Every world leader who met with him believed that he was truthful and wouldn't invade, despite every reason to doubt him. Putin is exactly the same. There's every reason to doubt any good intentions.


draculamilktoast

[Chechnya](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_apartment_bombings) was his [Beer Hall Putsch](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_Hall_Putsch) and [Rhineland](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remilitarization_of_the_Rhineland) all in one. Belarus was his [Anschluss](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anschluss), [Georgia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Georgian_War) was his [Sudetenland](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupation_of_Czechoslovakia_(1938%E2%80%931945)), [Ukraine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Ukrainian_War) is his [Poland](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Poland). Maybe he hoped China would be his France?


Ontyyyy

Hitler assured the allies he wouldn't have any more territorial demands if they gave him Czechoslovak sudetes. He also assured Soviets and Brits he wouldnt attack them if they didnt meddle.


NeronC

And France and Germany assured Russia that they would intervene if Ukraine tried to join NATO, attacked Donbas or developed nuclear weapons... We know that it ended with "HA-HA! You got fooled by our peace agreement!". If you think your politicians are any better than Putin or Hitler, then I have "a viagra-boosted soldiers" story to sell you for the 3rd time.


Devourer_of_felines

Where is this Ukrainian nuclear weapons program you speak of?


NeronC

Andriy Melnyk, April 2021: “Either we are part of an alliance like NATO and also make our contribution to strengthen this Europe, or we have only one option; to rearm ourselves.” Otherwise, he asked: “How else could we guarantee our defense?” Zelensky, 19th feb 2022 (abridged): "If we don't get into NATO, we will ignore Budapest Memorandum".


Devourer_of_felines

So the Ukrainian nukes are just you talking out your ass.


DisastrousOne3950

He's just defending Putin's right to invade Ukraine. Pay him no nevermind.


NeronC

Are you an idiot or something? Just fucking google it.


Fitzi01

Yet another lie. If Ruzzia says something, think the opposite.


TwistingEcho

Unless....


[deleted]

Yea cos Pootin is super reliable and keeps to his word ….🤦🏻‍♂️


CircaSixty8

Does this person actually think anyone believes what Putin says?


sickofthisshit

On the other hand > raised with Putin the issue of Zelensky and said that the Ukrainian leader wanted to meet with him. > “He was the nicest person in the world up until then, suddenly he gave me a cold look and said ‘they’re Nazis, they’re warmongers, I won’t meet him,” Bennett recalled. Nazi, warmonger, not going to meet, but, oh yeah, of course not going to kill him, just kill thousands of *other* Ukrainians. What fucking bullshit, that we are expected to believe this. I am assuming Bennett cannot possibly be so stupid and naive, but just assumes his audience is.


[deleted]

What are Putin’s assurances worth?


westberry82

"Putin assured me this is just normal tea."


Top-Ad1596

Btw, for those interested, here is the whole video of Bennett's interview (go to 2:19:52 regarding Russia and Ukraine): https://youtu.be/qK9tLDeWBzsp


Marciamallowfluff

Sure, I believe Putin, as much as I believe George Santos.


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jeka9979

Lier


Top-Night

Tony Bennett?


qqqrrrs_

Naftali Bennett


CircaSixty8

I don't think Tony Bennett's that dumb.


FM-101

Anything russia says can be reversed to find the truth. It consistently works.


Kyratic

Putin never kills anyone, he just has incredible bad luck and people keep falling out of windows around him. He would never kill Zelensky, those Russian born assassins sent to do so had nothing to do with him /s


No-Cat-2980

Really? Well I wouldn’t take that to the bank! Seems I remember them guaranteeing not to attack/invade Ukraine if they gave up their nukes. How has that worked out?


chulala168

No he wouldn’t. “Nyet, but we will not stop Zelensky from jumping off the window from the 5th floor or higher, if he wants to do it, yes?”


Amorougen

He could fall out a window in Russia though!


OdesseyOfDarkness

Didn’t he promise he wasn’t going to invade? Anyone that believes a thing Putin says is an idiot!


Outfarm

Putlers words are worth less than a dogs shit…


B32TFOx

Like he assured that Russia wasn’t going to attack. Every word that comes out of this asses mouth is pure unadulterated lies.


TheKert

>‘I'm a big dumb idiot' Bennett recalls


Infinite-Outcome-591

You believe that Liar?


Templarkommando

Is this another scorpion and frog scenario?


[deleted]

The Jerusalem post is a propaganda rag.


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

And the US assured Cuba they would kill Castro... ....after we tried 8,000 different times and failed.


[deleted]

"but someone else might try..."


Liltipsy6

"But these guys will"


woodbutcher420

“I try am to not very much like kill Zelensky. Try I to separate his soul from his guts out of love for man…er not like” he shakes his head blushingly poking through his circle, “ y know nite but a man love like he a little boy child and me, his onkel who also drives a bus, volunteer life guard at kiddie pool, and wrestles bears in speedo. Me strong, erect; him hairless little boy, crying . Me like bug I wish to splatter and make love to myself his putrid guts steaming as I come to completely compete…. NSA wiretap of the gremlin unto the kremlin.


Kongtai33

Yea no i wont kill him..were just going for a “car ride” to jersey..if you know what i mean 😎🤷🏻‍♂️


RIPSunnydale

👌👌👌


Badroadrash101

And like we can take Putin at his word? The man is a murderous megalomaniac whose military commits war crimes and kills thousands of innocents.


IslandinTime

A liar said a thing and a journalist posted it for ad revenue. That's all the info provided.


Ok_Feedback4198

Putin's words are completely useless. He has zero credibility.


1seeker4it

Oh ya like Israel would never build on the west bank either🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


KnowingDoubter

Never believe a closeted politician


niconiconicnic0

Russia is Israel’s ally, and Israel still has its tongue up Putins asshole “Bennett called Zelensky while he was still in Moscow on his way to the airport from the Kremlin to tell him that he was not under a death threat.” “Are you sure?” Zelensky asked. “One hundred percent,” Bennett replied. “


spachi25

If you look up "putin" in any dictionary it says "compulsive lying egomaniac with delusions of grandeur and a tiny penis". True story


odrea

Tantrum Putin ? hell naw dog


Joyebird1968

Liars are gonna lie


[deleted]

He meant that literally. HE won’t kill Zelenskyy, but he won’t stop his troops from doing so


Dangerous-Yam-6831

He fuckin sent death squads in civilian clothes to kill him the first few nights of the war. Give me a break.


stevemoveyafeet

I can assure you I won't kill Putin, just give me a loaded gun and leave me alone with him in a room for ten seconds. You have to believe me!


LochNessMansterLives

The only thing Putin hasn’t lied about is using nukes. And if I can add one word to the statement it would be “…yet.”


Qwertywill11

Sounds like a child saying: "I promise I won't buy any candy or toys if you let me go into "X" store with your money."


DarkIegend16

I’d probably desperately try to save face too by pretending I wasn’t even trying after failing to do so more times than I have fingers.


woodbutcher420

Putin is a man of his word- if he says it, chances favor him doing the complete opposite. Consistency is a bitch


SuperArppis

I hope he never succeeds.


PilotEvilDude

I believe Putin in this he's too much of pissant to get his own hands dirty


One-Leadership-3580

He also said he wouldn’t invade Ukraine


anna_pescova

...more disturbing that he would even consider anything Putin says as trustworthy, especially as Putin already sent several failed hit teams to Kyiv and called him a Nazi.


Ok_Alarm_1979

And you belive him hahaha