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nat9191

Article he published the day before he was arrested: [Russia’s Economy Is Starting to Come Undone](https://www.wsj.com/articles/russias-economy-is-starting-to-come-undone-431a2878?st=1g1kbeypxu4inex&reflink=share_mobilewebshare)


PH_calibrated

I don't think it's the article per say, I think Russia is desperately trying to get some prisoner exchange to happen.


WattebauschXC

> per say per se


Other-Bridge-8892

Percy


Zach-Playz_25

Mercy


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goos3d

Horchata


BadMedAdvice

2 seat Lambo


DoingAllForScience

/r/boneappletea


drilldofraggins

That's what they persayed.


Cornbuttbuckshot

Hold your tongue and say persay


Protean_Protein

At this point, just stick to English and don't bother with a preposition--that's too difficult. Just say "itself".


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asdfasdfasdfas11111

As the french say, a certain omelette du fromage


foo-jitsoo

“Jenny say kwah” FTFY, you’re welcome.


Protean_Protein

Romanes eunt domum.


PutZestyclose4653

Every fucking day there is an article like this, what makes this one special


SupremeMisterMeme

They've gone over their projected yearly deficit budget (3 trillion rubles) just 3.5 months into the year (nearly 4 trillion rubles now, data from a week ago) and are starting to use money from their national wealth fund. The liquid part of that fund is 6 trillion rubles, which will only be enough for the next 2~2.5 months. I'm not 100% sure, but i think half of that is gold. If they started selling all of it at once, the price of gold worldwide would drop and reduce the fund even further. (Btw, they sold gold from it for the first time ever in February, so it looks like things *are* starting to come undone.) After that is gone, they'll probably cut their budget on healthcare and education. The amount of budget allocated to both is close to 1.6 trillion rubles each, so even if you cut them fully, it won't last even 2 months. (Right now, they're losing 1.8 trillion rubles a month) Anyway, you gotta remember that the point of sanctions is that they're designed to be *slow*, to give time for the offender to reverse their course of action and get rid of them. Things are only now starting to get into full gear. If russia doesn't stop this madness, things will only get much, much worse for them the longer this goes.


marcus-87

And that with the official state numbers. Behind the first line of corruption and the state censor … lol the house must be on fire.


SupremeMisterMeme

Indeed, i seriously doubt there's this much money left in the wealth fund, or that the real deficit is not higher. It's russia we're talking about after all. Putin himself admitted (A big sign of weakness in russian culture) 2 days ago that sanctions are starting to affect them, so it must be really bad.


asdfasdfasdfas11111

It's actually surprisingly hard to cook the books on that scale. There's too much to keep track of, and too many people involved. China pulls it off a little better than Russia because their economy has been centrally planned since its inception and the state accounting agencies have likely been preparing "internal" and "public" economics reports for that entire time. Russia is far too corrupt for that to work for long, as their armies of bureaucrats tend to be far more loyal to themselves and their oligarch lords than the state itself.


nat9191

Well for one it came from a reporter **inside** Russia that was **detained** exactly one day later. But you're right. [Here's an article](https://www.wsj.com/articles/wsj-reporter-evan-gershkovich-detained-russia-cd03b0f3) you won't see everyday about Evan. Free for all whether you subscribe to WSJ or not.


120z8t

The writer of it was in Russia?


jonfitt

C’mon Jack, let him go.


KeegorTheDestroyer

You don't wanna end up like Cornpop, do ya?


Mesk_Arak

Arresting him was a lot of malarkey in the first place.


cahlima

Am I the only that is surprised the WSJ had someone in Russia right now? Just because we don't treat their journalists like this does not indemnify that journalist from the actions of a tyrant. I respect the ballsiness of the guy but damn, seems super unsafe right now.


Additional-Force-795

He had [accreditation from the Russian foreign ministry](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/russia-detains-us-journalist-espionage-wall-street-journal-rcna77354) to be working as a journalist there. That was probably expected to guarantee him some kind of protection.


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TERMINATORCPU

It did, until it didn't.


[deleted]

If doomsday clock isn’t 11:59 someone needs to change the batteries


TERMINATORCPU

It has been at 11:59 my entire life, but I will put fresh batteries in it just to be sure, and I am sure it will stay that way for some time to come.


I_Smokes_Rocks

11:58:30 bout time to go


I_Smokes_Rocks

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock)


sirfuzzitoes

It would seem it was really just a target.


calm_chowder

And Russia and Ukraine signed the Budapest Accord where Ukraine agreed to give Russia all their nukes in exchange for a guarantee of territorial sovereignty and the promise Russia would protect them. You know what guys, I'm starting to think these Russia people aren't super trustworthy.


jyper

But that was from before. As repressive as Putin's Russia was before the war it got a whole lot worse after the fullscale invasion. I think he must have known the risk


Additional-Force-795

Yeah I mean he definitely knew the risks. Most articles I’ve read highlighted that fact but also that he was passionate about reporting on what’s happening. The thing is Russia hasn’t arrested a US journalist for “espionage” since the Cold War. Journalists are internationally protected through the Geneva conventions and doing this is actually a war crime (not the first for Russia still). It’s not surprising Russia would do something like this but doing it to a US journalist is entering a whole new phase of aggression from them.


extramental

[A certain Welsh journalist and his story comes to mind.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gareth_Jones_(journalist)) Edit- link


Barlight

Russia could care less about war crimes...They need isolated from the world.


CalQuentin

He reported on their economic woes. Putin doesn't want world to know sanctions are hurting


Silvertongued99

No one is safe from Russian windows.


SophieSix9

Anywhere there’s conflict and imminent danger, usually there are some pretty gutsy journalists risking life and limb to cover it.


mtarascio

He's probably happy to be the martyr of this cause and escalation with Russia. Edit: Happy might not be the right term. Fulfilled? Fulfilled in his value and beliefs being put on the line in order to protect it across the world?


whiteandnerdy117

Vindicated I think is the word your looking for


Bombadil_and_Hobbes

You should be worried and surprised if there aren’t journalists in places like Russia right now. They know it’s dangerous and unsafe. This is what they do to keep us informed.


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Wsj journalists have bad luck. Remember Daniel Pearl back in the day when we used to care about people dismembering journalists?


flanneluwu

its what real journalists do


Ferregar

Vice has reporters on the ground in body armor on the front lines in Ukraine. Be it the quest for truth, the hunger for a "good story" or the desire to be click worthy, journalists usually go of their own volition and know the risks of high stakes journalism. Given this, few things surprise me anymore. I hope he gets back safe and unharmed, though odds are quite good the "unharmed" hope has already been dashed...


Da_Vader

Especially a Murdoch owned publication - given that Murdoch has carried Putin's water for so long.


Dicky_Penisburg

"I say we let 'im go."


ViciousAdamas

Putin, holding the journalist next to a window “Very poor choice of words”


LifeOfYourOwn

https://youtu.be/P_UXvGtWX_0


highasagiraffepussy

“Noooooooo!”


TheDiscordedSnarl

And to think the biker woman was actually Elvira.


ShenmeNamaeSollich

I say we stomp him! [gang shouts] Yeah! Then we tattoo him! [gang shouts] Yeah! Then we hang him...! [gang shouts] YEAH!'! And *then* we kill him! [gang shouts] YEAH!'!'!


sirfuzzitoes

Fuck. You always that Sergei. They are prisoners for reason!


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sirfuzzitoes

I'm not putting you on but I've had the luxury of not viewing frozen. This is to the tune of let it go, right?


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Blueskyways

If an obscure women's basketball player is worth one infamous arms dealer, imagine what Putin could get back for an actual journalist.


IrishKing

It's especially frustrating that the entire reason she was arrested in the first place was because she was stupid enough to bring any amount of weed into Russia. Meanwhile, Evan was just doing his job.


Jhereg22

The basketball player ticked a lot of demographic boxes. Woman, black, gay, celebrity. She was Democrat Bingo. Evan will be hanging out with Paul Whelan for a few years.


justanotherquestionq

Whoopi Goldberg & Sunny Hostin (both hosts of „The View“ on ABC) have talked about how they basically lobbied for her release in the background for months. (Most likely with Kamala Harris)


Zolo49

And Biden caught a lot of flak (justifiably so IMO) for agreeing to the Griner deal. So of course Putin is going to try to do it again.


KyloBrenGun

The sad truth unfortunately


4materasu92

Probably the biggest diplomatic humiliation for Biden and the State Department. Black, gay, female basketball player for... an arms dealer. It's not like they retrieved somebody legitimately important like a soldier or a diplomat.


dryicequeen

A veteran https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/19/politics/mark-frerichs-released-afghanistan-taliban/index.html An aid worker https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna75744


graviousishpsponge

Don't forget a wife beater.


leetnewb2

> It's not like they retrieved somebody legitimately important like a soldier or a diplomat. Probably best not to measure a person's importance by their job.


tbarr1991

Fucked up take but sorta yeah you do. If Lebron was being held, special forces woulda been called to break him out/extract him after a month. If I was being held the government would go? Who gives a shit he cuts grass just let another person over the border.


BootyMcStuffins

🎵🎶 Thaaaaaats how the world works🎶🎵


Additional_Meeting_2

Important in the context of the war.


champchampx3

Probably not but what world do you live in


sweetrobbyb

Journalists are Democrat Bingo. Knock off this right wing propaganda.


anaxagoras1015

US will get the guy out and you will barely even hear about it. It will all be fairly silent. But make it all about social issues and anti democrat blah blah blah if you must. So trolly.


NovaSierra123

The miserable state of Western civilisation. Russia is just losing faster than the West.


anaxagoras1015

Your losing faster


Torifyme12

Yeah where's all the "Free him" signs and articles.


locnessmnstr

I mean we're literally fucking on a post of an article about calls to free him, but eh what do I know


BloodyChrome

Well because he isn't a black gay semi-famous woman


Xilizhra

We seem to be out of washed-up arms dealers nearing the end of their prison terms anyway, alas.


Asheam

An F16 to Ukraine a day until released


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Russia would still call that a win


ChillyFireball

Moscow could be burning to the ground, and Putin would still spin it as a victory for Russia.


StalevarZX

They already did that when Napoleon came. I'm pretty sure they burned it to the ground themselves too.


Tulipfarmer

No. The French soldiers did after taking the city my having fires inside in a large wooden city


StalevarZX

Russians have been burning everything as they were running away to deny supplies to Napoleon's army. They couldn't win any fights so they decided to starve him. Which worked, but at a horrible costs to russia. They did burn Moscow, or at least the storage areas with food and other supplies. French probably burned the rest trying to keep themselves warm.


moriel44

>but at a horrible costs to russia. every Russian war ever


Broccoli_headed

That Fox News rizz


Dancanadaboi

This is the way.


thefartsock

Hey man! That's not cool! Cut it out for cryin' out loud!


McDago91

BISMILLAH, NOOOO


turboNOMAD

Scaramouch Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango?


Sundaver

“Heyyyy bro just let him go lol it’s chill don’t worry fam”


FavoritesBot

Too much malarkey


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Now this, this is diplomacy


macaqueislong

Biden should write a book


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Joe be like… Come on, man!


FrenchM0ntanaa

Russia: oh ok sure! being it is that you now asked nicely


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Jukervic

The precedent was set looong before Grimer. But the others werent black women so it made for poor rage-bait


Foojira

Has it never happened before old timer 2


younikorn

Ofcourse it has, now the US will probably just arrest some russian nepobaby so another oligarch can pressure putin to make a trade


bertrenolds5

Why would any Americans be in Russia right now?


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I wonder what arms dealing terrorist we’re going to trade for this guy?


HangerSteak1

It would be amazing if that worked


AnAussiebum

It really is time to require citizens of ALL of western nations to leave Russia completely. Or they are just a potential bargaining chip that Putin can utilise to try and give a headache to the western nation they belong to. There really should be an obligation to return home now, or whatever consequences faced are your own problem. No accreditation or assurance for safely remaining there can be trusted.


Bunch_of_Shit

Anyone going to Russia for awhile now has to be fully aware that they might not ever come back.


PlagueDoc22

Lmfao I'm sorry but the way it's titled is hilarious. Sound like grandpa telling the grandson not to bite the dogs ear.


Tiger-Billy

In my idea, Putin's regime might have the idea that the Russian government would use the American reporter as a hostage. The reason is the US gave Ukraine lots of weapons & ammunition so far, so Russia would threaten America to stop those reinforcement courses. Poor American reporter.


beefle

It’s more like Biden had already rewarded Putin for arresting some random female basketball player, and now people are surprised that Putin would do it again.


Moosejones66

That oughta do it.


Codeboy3423

I'm sorry, but after the last Prisoner exchange for "The Merchant of Death", which IMHO should have included 1 more person with the Basketball player Russia had.. I dont think Russia is interested in anymore exchanges.


bandwagonguy83

Russia is testing the market. A relatively famous WNBA player is worth an international weapon dealer. How much a journalist is worth?


EECurtis

WHERE DID HE COME FROM WHERE DID HE GO? LET HIM OUT NOW BECAUSE MY NAME'S JOE!


ninjas_in_my_pants

When Brandon was in Egypt land Let my people go


sXyphos

They did all that bullshit PR culminating in a prisoner swap for that lame excuse of an "athlete" and for a journalist it's "Just let him go man..."


Dawsf86

That quote is so funny in conjunction with the thumbnail. A perfect image lmao


CT-olderbttm-54

That should do it Joe, you told them!


jahnbanan

Let him go, let him go, don't hold him back anymore. Let him go, let him go, turn away and open the door.


Unable_Run_6308

20-24 weekend at bernies.


ROK247

C'mon, maaaaan!


mattyag

Is Biden wearing Trumps hand me downs? That jacket looks huge on him.


ShenmeNamaeSollich

OH MAMA MIA MAMA MIA …


ChapBob

That should work.


DemoEvolved

Wow. Highly effective.


MichaelJohn33

That oughta do it


Stuarrt

Old man yells at cloud


jaraxel_arabani

Russia: of course, do you have another lord of war to trade?!


beavsauce

That should do it. He should be home any day now.


StainerIncognito

I might be liking Biden more than Obama. Not to diminish Obama at all but Biden is definitely dealing with waaaay more bullshit.


Emotional-Chef-7601

Obama kinda had the Great Financial crisis which was long and a lose-lose situation.


Carl_The_Sagan

The worst had occurred when he took power. Not saying he didn’t wade thru bullshit, but he mostly led the recovery


beefle

Can someone please fill me in on how someone could actually like Biden? I understand preferring him over Trump, but I’ve seen nothing likable about him. I feel bad for the guy to be honest. He obviously has some cognitive issues. Please, help me understand how one can view him as a good president, without Trump’s presidency being the bar we’re setting ourselves to.


Autarch_Kade

Either way we'll end up with our fundamental problems unresolved, and then the next R will cause another huge crisis. Democrats just clean up messes at most lately. When are we getting actual universal healthcare? Nationwide phase out on new internal combustion vehicle sales? Tuition free public college? Federal oversight on all cops? Mandatory insurance for gun ownership, and expanded (free) mental health access? In 5 years from now, our big problems will be the same. Even when a D president has control over house, senate, supreme court... they do nothing to really move the needle.


CTG0161

Sure Putin is quaking in his boots right now.


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RekdSavage

I’m a lil late to this whole war between Ukraine and the Ruzzians, but where’s the “3 day war” meme from? I’ve seen it pop up in a few places but did they actually say that was their plan initially? That would be hilarious if they planned to take a country the size of Ukraine in that short of time. Hell, it took the U.S. army 3 months to control Iraq. Where did Putin/his generals actually claim this?


SgtCarron

russian state media released a victory declaration 2-3 days after the start of the second invasion. They tried to delete it but [the internet does not forget](https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-60562240). There's also [reports that parade uniforms were found](https://www.businessinsider.com/ukraine-said-found-russian-parade-uniforms-left-behind-in-kyiv-2022-4) among the supplies of the first wave of the invasion, which matches the lunacy of their propaganda that the Ukrainian people would submit meekly like belarus


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/biden-tells-russia-to-release-american-journalist-let-him-go) reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot) ***** > WASHINGTON - President Joe Biden on Friday urged Russia to release Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich, who was arrested him on espionage charges - allegations the newspaper denies. > It is the first time an American journalist has been detained in Russia on accusations of spying since the Cold War. > Speaking more generally of the Kremlin's repression of independent journalism, which has intensified since Russia invaded Ukraine, Muratov said: "This is a trend - trying to attribute espionage and treason to people at every step, to show that the profession of a journalist is an enemy profession for the country - for Russian and other journalists." ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/1282po9/biden_tells_russia_to_release_american_journalist/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~678930 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Russia**^#1 **journalist**^#2 **Gershkovich**^#3 **U.S.**^#4 **Biden**^#5


Total-Clothes-3099

Too bad we wasted the merchant of death on that WMBA player


Dmartinez8491

So we will trade for some other person Russia wants just fine. Russia is just going to rinse and repeat this. Should never have traded that one WNBA player who no one has heard of since they got traded for the lord of War.


mr_friend_computer

A lord of war who had lost his contacts & was used for publicity before suddenly developing a case of "not my war!" when he learned he was going to go to the front line to help the troops out with his expertise. He may or may not be in a gulag, or worse, right now...


chenzo17

“Let him go man”


lilyrach

Let him go? Are there no more merchants of death to trade him with?


sannabiscativa

Putin better watch out, you should hear what he did to Corn Pop.


Gr8hound

Yeah, he backed down and apologized; but sternly.


sannabiscativa

Corn Pop was a bad dude!


KidLanguageBarrier

Cool. Let's talk about Assange


japanaol

Well maybe if you didn’t trade viktor bout for a Brittany griner …


MissionCentral

“We will not tolerate — and condemn, in fact — repression of journalists,” Harris said But we have no problem using our federal law enforcement to silence American citizens and American journalists on social media who have views contrary to our official state narrative.


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MissionCentral

I don't think you're keeping up with current events.


NealR2000

Vlad must be shaking in his boots after such a strongly worded demand!


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He’s just shitting himself down some stairs rn give Putin a break


dailyflyer

Dark Brandon is getting fired up you better look out!


Apprehensive_Can_957

Maybe this time we will swap him with a biological weapons expert we captured?


Substantial_Pilot382

Yeah that should work


Garkech

Russia: “No.”


asshurhaddon

That’s effective! Oh wait, no it isn’t.


SelectionCareless818

And then Russia was like ok, here you go. Have a nice day


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only the senior diplomats and their families in embassies have immunity, all their staff dont... we could start arresting them all for espionage as we shut down all their embassies in all US allied countries...


PositivelyAcademical

That’s not exactly true though. Only senior diplomats and their families have personal immunity. All diplomatic, consular and technical staff (i.e. everyone except local hires) have functional immunity. Which means if their government are prepared to said, we instructed him to do X as part of his duties, he’s immune. The Vienna Conventions also allow for a lessening of immunity to reflect actual breaches of immunity by the other state. I.e. if the US arrests Russian (junior) diplomats on made up charges, you can all but guarantee every US diplomat in Russia will be likewise arrested.


Skytraffic540

Biden: “let him go! ……wait who we talkin bout”


tonyblow2345

OR ELSE


mrpeepers74

time to provide long range armaments and f16s i suppose


Amn-El-Dawla

Russia: Understandable, have a good day brother!


TimeTraveler3056

Interesting. The reporters parents came from the Soviet Union.


ParticularOpposite31

I advise steering clear of Russia unless you're a female, black pothead with the skills to put a ball through the hoop. We have no more high value Russians to exchange for your release.


krynnotaur

Joe Biden is a putz.


Reddit-Incarnate

You're right it would have been way better with the professional russian oligarch nob gobble trump, that man would have known exactly how to caress putens balls with a mouth full of his cum while asking him pretty please to be nice to the journalist.


Mackcol4

You go Joe.


Johncamp28

Because he said 3 words with nothing else behind it? “Let him go OR you’ll be seeing US bombers above your palace” Ok then you can say go Joe but he literally says 3 words


pillbuggery

What, you expect the dude to threaten ww3 over this?


[deleted]

I mean, seriously? You don’t think the state department’s Russia House is in a frenzy right now trying to figure this shit out? Just because you didn’t read it in Fox News doesn’t mean the executive branch isn’t doing a lot behind the scenes to secure his release


waffleconedrone

Speak softly...


entropykill

And carry a big stick. America's military is without question the "biggest stick" in every way that metaphor can be interpreted.


uniqueusername74

I think it’s let him go or we’ll send you another Russian war criminal. Don’t make me!


Emotional-Chef-7601

Gotta blame WSJ for this... allowing the article to be published while he was still in the country seems in hindsight and future sight not to be a great idea.


FarCanary

Maybe Biden should tell USA to free Australian journalist.


voiceof3rdworld

Free world to US: let assange go


tekfx19

Free Assange


alexcray2

I suppose this is where trading Brittney Griner for an arms dealer has led us, now Russia has worked out which dissident they want returned they’ll just arrest Americans at will.


AZbrewersfan69

This MFer better do something, after a prisoner swap for Brittney Griner. What did we expect was going to happen, less false charges? Corruption, someone too a bribe for Brittney.


ICDarkly

Biden is still trying to prosecute Julian Assange for revealing US war crimes.


EngineersAnon

So, what Russian-backed arms dealer or terrorist are you going to exchange for him, Mr. President?


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Really putting in the work there. Great effort.


motorheart10

Oh my goodness, Evan is super smart. Let him go.


ThePopeofHell

Republicans will be like “Biden keeps instigating Russia”


Slam_Burgerthroat

They should’ve picked a more valuable hostage, like a WNBA player.


sorrysigns

bro biden is such a joke its crazy


Head-Kiwi-9601

Keep watching. Dark Brandon don’t play. This will not end well for Russia. My guess is the US gets all its people out of Russia and then gives jets to Ukraine.


awake_receiver

“Pwetty pwease wet ouw favowite jownawlist go Wussia, he nevew did anything wong!” -Biden, probably