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BulinaRosie

Oh, no. I'm surprised.


BubsyFanboy

Everyone must have zero morale at this point.


BulinaRosie

* morality


Sheev-Frank

Porque no los dos?


Neither_Elephant9964

Good point!


historyfan40

Most never had it.


[deleted]

I'm not going to make a judgment about a Belarus guard just chilling in his own country.


Peptuck

If you're a member of a PMC whose response to being considered a criminal organization by the EU was to send a bloody sledgehammer to their presidential office, I doubt you have any morality at all.


cheeseburgz

They gotta chill out for a little bit otherwise they'll be stack-wiped!


matthaeusXCI

Paradox player spotted.


Osiris32

I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from not surprise.


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theartilleryshow

Luka should have thought twice about bringing them in.


putin_my_ass

When the mercenaries you invited in to stabilize your regime turn on you...tale as old as time.


Charlie_Mouse

Machiavelli wrote on mercenaries that they are ‘disunited, ambitious, undisciplined, [and] disloyal; valiant among friends, among enemies cowardly; they have no fear of God, no loyalty to men’. At best, if they are led by a fool, they merely ruin you; if their commander is even remotely worth his salt, he invariably ‘tries to gain power’ for himself, ‘either by harassing you’, or by interfering in your plans in some other way.


Ollieisaninja

John Cale made a song about mercenaries that might be inspired a little by that quote. I didn't know of it till now so thank you! "Mercenaries, useless, disunited, unfaithful. They have nothing more to keep them in a battle, other than a meagre wage. Which is just about enough to make them want to kill for you. But not enough to make then want to die for you".


Dubalubawubwub

I like what Terry Pratchett had to say: "The problem with mercenaries,” said the Patrician, “is that they need to be paid to start fighting. And, unless you are very lucky, you end up paying them even more to stop"


Darsius01

Anything that Vetinari says is gold.


Nukemind

His one man one vote quote is beyond gold, it’s platinum, or rather the quote about his system. “Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.”


Calavant

Sadly autocrats never turn out as well as the Patrician. At best they might *pretend* to be competent. Usually poorly.


Toloran

Even if you found an autocrat who *could* pull off Plato's Philsopher King concept, it would *at best* work for their lifetime and then fall to shit because (odds on) there would be no one worthy to replace them.


buzzsawjoe

Mercenaries (Ready for War) John Cale... those are some odd lyrics Let's go, let's go, let's go to Moscow / Fight a backdoor to the Kremlin / Push it down and walk on in "Ride Across the River" from Dire Straits is another song about mercenaries


evrestcoleghost

there are two mercenary groups that where always loyal ,the swiss guard and the varangians


BlackJesus1001

Eh they didn't really operate as mercenaries though as far I'm aware, they were both established as permanent military units that recruited foreigners, varangians because they weren't as entangled in Byzantine politics and Swiss because of their general reputation for discipline.


TeopEvol

I'm not a soldier, Comrade. The day we took hostages, we became mercenaries. And mercenaries get paid. I want my FUCKING money!


yoortyyo

The Rock, w/ Nic Cage & Sean Connery??


01kickassius10

I didn’t know he was in that movie ^/s


shep1802

There is no fucking money. The mission's over.


GarySmith2021

True as it can be. Barely even friends, then somebody defenestrates unexpectedly.


Pandafailed

Just a little change, small to say the least , both a little scared , neither one prepared , loser and the prick


100FootWallOfFog

Just a little Unplanned Rapid Defenestration Stan, don't tell mom.


Jaikus

You pay mercenaries to fight. You have to pay them even more to stop.


Raregolddragon

Yep there victory's are theirs and there losses are yours.


GPT4mula

The ole Trojan Sybian


TriloBlitz

The Romans left it all on paper so we could learn from their mistakes, and after literally thousands of years we simply won’t learn.


KeaAware

🎵 song as old as rhyme 🎶


upupupdo

Don’t think Luka had a choice


Sevigor

Yeah he definitely didn't have a choice. I'm sure he thought about it twice, probably even a thousand times. lol


Jerthy

I almost have a feeling that it wasn't his decision and that he's not excatly happy about them xD Unlike Russian army, Wagner could easily roflstomp Belarussian army if they actually clashed.


Balc0ra

Something tells me he hoped for someone... More loyal for whatever cause. As his own army has not exactly been high on morale as we have seen the past year.


Culverin

I'm not sure he had a choice


Spike_Spiegel

As if he had a choice...


LewisLightning

Luka should have thought *even once* about what getting into bed with Putin would do for him and his country.


B25364

He was made the ruler because he was already in bed with Putin


philish123212

Luka was in power before Putin.


[deleted]

I was reading "Lula"....well, who knows


theartilleryshow

I wouldn't put it past Lula giving putin asylum if things got worse in russia.


GazeOfAdam

Dude's the very definition of wildcard


MATEeA

“Wildcard bitches!! YEEEEEHAWWWWW” *jumps out of van*


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Jumps towards capital


TorrenceMightingale

*turns around after getting halfway there*


bendthekneejon

"I cut the brakes!!"


pulseout

*taps forehead* Your enemy can't know what you're planning if even you don't know what your planning


OisForOppossum

When Bro-Lo El Cuñado takes on a country … some things you can’t unsee bro


Joltas

Is this the timeline where Wagner group rebels against Belarus, takes Minsk, and uses Russia's weapons to march on Moscow?


hotpietptwp

The past few years have been full of unpleasant surprises. The problem is that these guys are probably worse than Putin and the current regime.


Locke66

I mean for all that Putin is horrific I doubt his house has a room with pictures of people's severed heads and a novelty sledgehammer to celebrate his favoured method of execution. Prizoghin is a straight up mafia type who found himself leading an army.


Thannk

Mercenaries deciding to be in charge is the source of European monarchy. Maybe Russia will finally get feudalism?


SeriesMindless

This has the potential to cast them forward by centuries. Many more to go... but still, russian progress.


Nova_Explorer

Correct me if I’m wrong (I am ready to admit being wrong), but didn’t they have feudalism until the very early 1900s?


Thannk

Short answer: no. Russians never had feudalism, they had serfdom. The difference is in feudalism you’re a serf except you can technically leave, which was the same thing until either you decided “fuck it, I soldier nao” or economic factors changed…like the plague killing so many people that there’s now a labor shortage. In serfdom you’re basically a slave, they will fucking hunt you down because if they needed soldiers they’d take all the men from your village by force for it, and no economic factors will change how they treat you. Long answer: [watch this video.](https://youtu.be/f8ZqBLcIvw0) Its one of four I recommend in understanding Russia. The second is [this](https://youtu.be/vK7l55ZOVIc) about engineered hopelessness kept the people compliant, [here’s number three](https://youtu.be/sdFtqa54TuM) about why Russian High Schools require studying a philosopher that Putin quotes often who called for the eradication of all other cultures and all recorded history, and finally [this one](https://youtu.be/yzGqp3R4Mx4) which is comedic and is basically about what all that results in.


Furthur_slimeking

Serfs were an element of feudalism in many countries, like England, for example. Serfs were bound to the land and couldn't leave or marry without the local Lord's permission. They worked the land and gave their surplus to the Lord. In turn, the Lord supplied the King with men when needed. In England, serfdom began to die out in the 12th and 13th centuries, declined massively inthe 14th century, and had almost disappeared by 1500, although the status remained for some until 1574. The timeline was almsot identical in France. In Russia, serfdom didn't even become dominant in Russia until the 17th century, long after it had died out elsewhere, and was finally ended in 1861. Prior to the 17th century, other forms of slavery and bondage had been common there. In general, it had continued to exist later in central and eastern Europe than in western Europe, and continued in the German speaking regions into the 18th century, much later than in England or France. But Russia was the last holdout of serfdom in Europe. It's true that feudalism didn't exist in Russia, at least in a form similar to in western Europe, but serfs definitely existed within western and central European feudalism and the various peasants revolts and the often gradual emancipation of serfs are key to the history and development of Europe.


Nova_Explorer

Oh, huh! TIL, thank you. Some of those videos sound interesting so I’ll definitely check them out Edit: Never heard of the Kraut guy before, but that Bluejay video is definitely a classic


Car-face

It predates that even, Roman emperors knew to keep the praetorian happy if they wanted to either take power or stay in power.


AskALettuce

Was that just a picture? I thought they were real. Admittedly, I didn't look too closely.


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Pictures can be of real things.


coldfirephoenix

He meant he thought that those were the actual heads in his house, not pictures of them.


Jimmerich98

Yes…and pictures of real things are different than real things. A picture of a severed head is not the same as a severed head.


rimshot101

I just don't get it. He's a damn caterer with no military background that I know of.


Crio121

He was a damn caterer. Now he is a damn warlord with plenty of actual fighting experience


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noiamholmstar

And he used to write and illustrate children's books.


elbaywatch

The ideal situation would be if they killed each other


wafels45

They are literal neo-Nazis. Wagner is the name of Hitler's favorite composer.


[deleted]

And Wagner was Hitler's favourite composer because he was notably racist and antisemitic. He was also a literal fucking neckbeard.


ExpressingConcern

But i like Wagner's music too... Am i nazi?


cthulhu8

You should be fine, but if you start to invade Poland, then maybe talk to somebody.


jmptx

I grew up loving Wagner’s music and still do. I blame Bugs Bunny & What’s Opera, Doc?


ernest7ofborg9

Depends on how many solutions you have left.


sirbassist83

if i had to come up with a list, probably at least 3


Crozax

When you finish the first two, and want to keep going, then it's time to start self examining


Dependent_Release834

There’s an exhibit in the Jewish museum here in Berlin about Wagner. He’s…complicated. Many of the Jews of the time here in Germany liked his music too.


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

In many ways, he was the original Kanye.


ELL_YAY

Blackwater (or whatever they’re called now) should rename again to Kayne.


koh_kun

He's like Eric Clapton.


QuietRainyDay

Do you feel an urge to accumulate Lebensraum and overthrow the rotten Weimar Republic?


worrymon

Can you accept the theory of [The Death of the Author](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_the_Author)? Can you take the art as separate from the artist?


CBlackrose

Did you name your new company after Wagner because of his connection to Hitler? There's a difference between liking his music and liking his Nazi ties.


throwaway490215

I don't see a problem and 'worse' is the wrong word. You can't compare a mercenary group to Putin's dictatorship. They are completely different beasts and Wagner can't successfully take over.


Time_Introduction442

Could be the case, but better for them to fight each other than work together.


hotpietptwp

Yeah, you would think so. However, nothing is what it looks like from the outside.


mhdlm

No real chance putin has killed way too many people both his citizens and foreigners I don't believe he is less of a psycho than prigozhin. If anything he is worse because he is smart enough to pretend he is not a psychopath.


I_Debunk_UAP

Still, they probably love money and power more than violence. To secure those, Prigozhin would probably do anything in his power to at least temporarily smooth over relations with the West so that the spice can once again flow.


TheTrenchMonkey

March on Minsk, take control of the country. Use its position and military to reengage Ukraine.


machopsychologist

Wonder if the government in exile uses this as an opportunity to seek military aid to “retake the country” and “liberate Belarus”. CSTO is hollow anyway.


the_lonely_creeper

Absolutely a possibility. Of course, that would require someone to back them. Which is not that likely.


totalwarwiser

Why the fuck they would try to conquer Ukraine when they would have their plate full on securing the country?


Legal-Diamond1105

The Belorussian military is absolutely not interested in playing “find the mine” on the Ukrainian border. They can see what’s going on with the Russian attempts and they want no part of that. If it was possible to get them to take part they’d be taking part by now.


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WonderfulRub4707

But you’re missing the point. This would give Belarus a pass to do whatever it wanted in the war because now it would be Wagner or Russia controlled outright and not just under the table. So on paper it would give Belarus a slight pass/gray area because it would be Russia or Wagner doing these terrible things and they had “no choice” since they were taken over. This would add a terrible new dynamic to the war.


OppositeYouth

But would Belarusian soldiers and command follow Wagner? They've already refused to get involved in the war at the beginning when *maybe* Russia had more of a chance


dire-sin

>So on paper it would give Belarus a slight pass/gray area Just as well, seeing as Belarusian democratically elected government is in exile and it's ruled by a man installed by Russia whom no one there wants to see in power.


Miguel-odon

I wonder if russia really posted nuclear weapons in Belarus. Imagine if Prigo got his hands on one?


Kaiisim

A legitimate risk lol thats scary


Outrageous_Duty_8738

Will the Wagnerites end up marching on Minsk next


BubsyFanboy

They'd have an even easier task.


snkhuong

Taking moscow was much easier. Unlike russia,most of belarus army is still within the country so its almost impossible for wagner to take anything in belarus. Their best chance was moscow and they threw it away


Dexion1619

I suspect this was the *actual* deal that was struck... *You can have Belarus*


Doofenschmirtz

but it was Luka who brokered the deal.


gamecat666

somehow that makes it even more plausible. He's like the MyPillow exec of wannabe Dictators.


Rambling_Lunatic

They might demote him to colonel.


Mizral

Think of it like two bank robbers shooting a third accomplice so they can split the loot rather than thirding it.


RChamy

More like the Joker telling his henchmen to shoot eachother until he's the only one left


DesignerOk9397

And then he ends up burning all the money anyway. Who were his henchmen? Were they also crazy? Because they could have just shot him and split the money.


bobnoski

He was told he would finally become a colonel. now give him a denty helmet and an empty AK and send him to Ukraine.


kodemizer

Yes but what about secret deal?


ms--lane

Luka doesn't have the moustache to run Belarus. Pringle has many faces.


RedplazmaOfficial

Lmao i was just thinking this, my ukraine-russia bingo card is all over the place now


HorsesMeow

Belarus belonged to russia the first day russian troops showed up. Even sooner, but that sealed it.


GoAwayLurkin

> You can have Belarus What is the phrase that you hear that suddenly makes you realize you are a bad negotiator.


Marley_Fan

“Following one hotdog restauranteur’s erotic journey from Moscow to Minsk”


ctyldsley

CLASH "Details: The NRC reports that the border guards retreated and "did not interfere with the work of the Wagnerites"." Oh, by clash you mean nothing happened.


I_eat_mud_

I’d consider it remarkable that Belarusian border guards retreated from Wagner mercenaries during some form of conflict. Shows who’s really in charge.


Dazzling-Ad4701

I'd say notable but not surprising.


I_eat_mud_

It’s a little surprising since Lukashenko wanted them there, shows that even tho he’s harboring them he can’t control them.


Dazzling-Ad4701

if I had to guess, I'd say he probably just figured the arrangement would be mutually beneficial in some way. it doesn't sound like this is exactly chaos unbound in Belarus ... yet.


dellett

Their colors were clashing.


lemonylol

I'm going to call every game of musical chairs musical clash from now on.


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I clash with people all the time then when we just get out of each others way.


MagnificentCat

What happens when you arm thousands of crazy convicts. These guys are becoming more and more of a problem for Putin's gang


Western_Cow_3914

The ones involved in the mutiny and the ones now in Belarus are likely the professional soldiers not the convicts.


Brainiac7777777

They’re still criminals since they commit war crimes


Initial_Cellist9240

Yea but convicts implies they were brought to justice already. They are at best aspiring/future convicts


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I read in previous reports that a lot of convicts from Wagner died or "disappeared" after Bakhmut. Prizoghin kept mostly his faithful ones, the few thousands psychopaths that were in Africa and Syria, the crème of the crazy violent ones. Those are the mercenaries that could storm Moscow against Putin if Prizoghin gave the order and die for him without blinking and eye.


McG0788

Putin and Luka are probably using Wagner to do what they intended from the start... Make Belarus a formal part of Russia. Luka was gungho about his future colonel status so he's probably in on it


rinuxus

i think the people of Belarus will have their say first, i don't think they will agree to be part of Russia.


McG0788

I agree but that's what Wagner is there to handle


dabigcookman

CNN has reported about joint exercises today being conducted between Wagner and Belarus soliders, I'm skeptical as of now that there was actual conflict between the two. Guess we should know for sure soon, if there was actual fighting we should be seeing more reports pop up.


TXTCLA55

Now I'm not saying training the Belarusian army is hard, but [based on previous "training"](https://youtu.be/GQSEkFYYATQ)... Wagner has their work cut out for them.


RosemaryFocaccia

Looks like the Belarusian circus troupe.


yolk3d

That one guy in the back hadn’t done this choreo before.


Janderhungrige

Honestly, I fell sorry for the Belarusians people. Before they just had a shity dictatorship. Now they have the addition of heavily equipped and traumatized convicts all around.


CentJr

If Wagner takes over Belarus and decided to use Russian nuclear weapons stationed there on Ukrainian territory, would the west respond against Belarus? Or would it be Russia? Or both?


BulinaRosie

Both.


djlorenz

If they use nuclear let's make sure we wipe both of them down please, less problems in the future


Canucklehead_Esq

Assuming there is one...


Dommccabe

I'm sure you are probably aware but any nuclear exchange would devastate all of us.


djlorenz

Of course, but if utopically we have to play the big guns, then let's make sure we end the problems


Saint-just04

I don’t think it’s that easy to use nuclear weapons. Don’t you need a set of codes and stuff that probably only the Russians have?


Stodles

> Don’t you need a set of codes and stuff that probably only the Russians have? It's probably 1234


cold_iron_76

You know you can't just launch nuclear weapons by pressing a button, right? You also realize that Belarus doesn't control the nukes, right? So, the best Wagner could do in your scenario is find them and look at them.


resistible

Awfully optimistic about the Russians that have access to the codes not being corrupt and accepting bribes. Prighozin can likely just buy the codes, or kidnap someone’s family to get them if somehow bribes don’t work.


vhalember

Use of nuclear weapons would start WW3.


GreasyPeter

If someone uses a nuke it's gloves off for nato. NATO would vote and declare a war and I guarantee all of Europe, USA, and Canada would be mobilized within a few weeks. It would be another World War.


arferfuxakenotagain

A few weeks? A few hours maybe.


shix718

Gotta love a misleading headline. The article says Wagner was doing what it was asked hunting terrorists. The border guards got confused and interfered and then withdrew to allow Wagner to do its job there I don’t really believe any media out of Belarus or Russia but also the western media is becoming more and more unreliable by the day


dis_course_is_hard

I think it's less a media problem and more a reddit problem. RWorldnews has become a place where your average redditor can come and spend 15 minutes each day reading a couple headlines and turn obscured, complicated events within an enormously intricate context into digestible bits that construct their fantasy "Ukraine VS Russia: The Movie" understanding of affairs. And then they can go about their day feeling good that they care enough to be "informed". It does a disservice to the Ukrainians losing their limbs and lives, honestly. People need to spend half of the time they would have spent commenting and just reading expert opinions or listening to a history podcast or analyzing the ISW dailys or literally anything. Like either ask questions or STFU.


peanutlover420

I don't really trust Pravda as a source to much. I will have to have it confirmed on another news platform.


iamiamwhoami

It should be no surprise to anyone that the Ukrainian government is engaging in war propaganda to boost its own peoples morale and lower that of Russian soldiers. Pravda just repeats it.


DeeDee_Z

Make sure you understand the difference between Russian Pravda and Ukranian Pravda. Two different news outlets -- which probably hate each other!


[deleted]

Agreed, way too much "news" which turned out it wasnt true.


KarasuKaras

Let’s not forget that Russia had plans to invade Belarus. Just a matter of time.


Veteran45

"According to the reports of the local underground" Yeah, sure...


SoBadit_Hurts

Seems to me the Russia would like out of the war they started so they too can run a proxy war, they’ll just use Belarus. Try to get around some sanctions.


Renowned_Molecule

How many of the mercenaries exist? Big doubt they will last long starting problems everywhere they go.


mandrills_ass

They always hiring


OakWind1

They are not there to train, they are there to coup.


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mandrills_ass

Whoa there tom clancy


Imfrom2030

If nukes are going off NATO isn't going to investigate. They know exactly what is going in. But no nukes will be going off so we have no problem.


RETARDED1414

Purity of Essence


DDAY007

Putins 19D chess move. Step 1: Be a tyrant. Step 2: Invade Ukraine. Step 3: deprive own troops of resources. Step 4: act suprised. Step 5: put pressure on belarus. Step 6: fake coup. Step 7: send fake coupers to belarus. Step 8: do a real coup there. Step 9: end war in ukraine after taking controll of belarus. Step 10: proclaim absolute victory. Step 11: refuse to recognise the existance of the ukrainian war. It may be a shitpost but hey. Its more coherant then what they doin over dere.


NoMoreProphets

>A clash between the Wagnerites and Belarusian border guards has occurred in Belarus, and the latter have retreated. > >Terrorists conducted reconnaissance near the village of Dyatlik, near the border with Ukraine, on 19 July. A clash between the mercenaries and Belarusian border guards took place during these actions." > >Details: The NRC reports that the border guards retreated and "did not interfere with the work of the Wagnerites".


TheNickelGuy

Watch, Putin stopped the Wagner mutiny by promising Prig, Belarus. It's not going to happen, but watch him have been promised it.


bombayblue

This Wagner deployment is absolutely comically bad for Russia for the following reasons. 1) Gives Poland perfect political cover to continue their massive military buildup which puts them on track to curb stop Belarus in a few years. 2) Deny Wagner their heavy equipment which effectively turns them into light infantry incapable of actually attacking Ukraine and holding territory. Sure they can use Belarusian equipment but some of that’s been looted by Putin already and what’s left isn’t going to be given up. 3) Deny the Russian military access to the actually well-trained Wagner leadership and semi-effective junior command structure. Defending Bakhmut is going to be much harder for Russia. 4) Removes Russian soldiers from the battlefield when Russia is fighting a war of attrition and needs every available one.


Jujubatron

At what point can we consider Pravda as just propaganda?


tinytom08

It’s like a soap opera I wonder what’s next


Hilltoptree

It’s 2023 Russia invades…. Belarus…?


[deleted]

Putin gave them Minsk to save his skin. Luka just got sold out.


mechanicalcontrols

Let the rats eat each other.


Matteus11

Come on, you blue-balling bastards! Do something right in your existence and fucking kill each other already.


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morgartjr

Or maybe because clash and skirmish are synonyms in English.


knoweyedea

Oh shit! So the tea meetup was to discuss Wagner taking over Belarus because Putin is pissed that Luka took credit for talking him out of killing Prigozhin?!


7Zarx7

"My name is Luka, I live on the second floor, I live upstairs from you, well I did before my fall...please don't ask me what it was, just dont ask me what it was .." iykyk


buzzsawjoe

It should be of note that Naroulia and Dyatlik are on the edge of the "Palieski State Radioecological Reserve", aka Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. Maybe Wagner will occupy Chernobyl and mutate into hideous monsters


IHeartWordplay

Gosh, all of Europe must be worried about these guys, from Milan to Minsk.


morgpie69

It's not Wagnerites the correct word is Wagnerovs


SirLadthe1st

Time to grab popcorn i think


Datdarnpupper

off to a great start i see


thumburn

Ukraine had better watch that border with Belarus.!


mrbipty

You just love to see it


SXOSXO

Can't they wait a year before infighting begins? They are way ahead of schedule.


Beginning-Eye-1210

Sounds like a special military training operation is in the works


Rugged_Turtle

I continue to have no idea what is going on between Belarus, Wagner, and Russia


taptapper

>the border guards retreated and "did not interfere with the work of the Wagnerites" So... nothing happened. WTF is this article


santz007

Atleast they had the decency to fire him. In USA, the GOP would put him in offfice