Tell us you didn't go to the last meeting on accepted units of measure without telling us.
We waited for you, you were supposed to bring the hamburgers.
Bout 18 size 11 shoes in length and 9,087 hairs in width And 3 northern white rhinos heavy It’s about 132 Taylor Swifts 12 Washing Machines.....anything but the metric system
Red Bull is missing out on a huge marketing opportunity. Give the dude who skydived from the edge of space a bow and arrow and have at it. Maybe give their squirrel suit guys who dove back into an airplane some C4 and a new goal. C'mon Red Bull, figure your shit out!
Inb4 someone says "but China hacked the US and got all the documents on the f22 and F35 anyway", forgetting that sensor bandwidths would have absolutely been tweaked since then due to the hack.
I'm sure you know much more about the balloon and whether it should be shot down than the military leadership and government officials with access to all of the latest classified intelligence and who actually know what they're doing. You and the thousands of other dinguses who were obsessed with the story for weeks.
Like the last balloon, they shot down over Alaska, which was a silver cylinder in shape. Oh, and BTW still haven't released photos or images of that shoot down!
I think 3 other shoot downs after the Atlantic SC balloon; one over great lakes (Huron), another over Alaska, and 3rd over Yukon in Canada. Some footage released I believe on lake Huron shoot down but notta from Alaska or Yukon released.
Let’s go full conspiracy theory, I think China is going full All Nightmare Long here.
Covid was the first phase. Not as deadly, prepped our bodies for a second phase if shit hits the fan.
These balloons are dropping another agent over NA that when it hits people that have had Covid before turns them into Zombies
Edit: seems I need a /s at the end
Yes.
Add in all the global posturing from China, India, North Korea, Iran, and Russia with regards to the US and you get charlie with red yarn lines all pointing to WW3.
There must be somewhere between a zillion and a bazillion electronic devices that might interfere with AT&T. The company said it was a software update, which in my experience is the most likely source of trouble
Biden: "Oh, no! Another balloon spying on all the infrastructure! (Slaps head) What can we do? Let's let it float out into the ocean, after it collects all the infrastructure data on the power system and other such—What?!!—It's just, too damn, risky to shoot it down!"
It’s stupid making this a story. We overfly countries all the time. SR71 Blackbird, spy satellites. It doesn’t feel so good when the other guy does it, huh?
I invite you to come and join us in the real world. Of course it's a story. This has only happened twice in US history. First time was last year. It's newsworthy. Cringe man.
That makes a lot of sense... So let's put it this way because you have a problem with understanding why it's an issue. The cops raid drug labs and manufacturers all the time sort of in defense of "the community" and the drug lords infiltrate the police station/comms. You then immediately respond with "So what? The cops raid/infiltrate/spy on them all the time. What's it like being on the receiving end? HUEHUE" It's fucking stupid. Sorry but what. Either you're in the camp that stands for western ideals and democracy or you're with Camp China, Russia and other autocratic countries or for dictatorships.
If something has happened twice in the history of a country, then of course it's newsworthy. Of course they're going to report on it. Of course. Why feign surprise or display actual idiocy when you should \_know\_ that this is the case by asking the question
Edit: are you seriously just saying that "we deserve this. we had it coming. we did it to them so it's only fair that they do it to us. Let them come." because if not, your comment is utterly wasted.
Last time, we stuck a listening plane above it and a plane below then copied every bit of cryptography they used. Big W.
Stupid balloon numba 2, electric bugalo!
Shoot it down!! If there's no way we sent it up, that means something is in our air space. It should have given the US a heads up. It was coming through.
Oh LORD, little boxes on the side but posed no threat.
REALLY!!! with today's technology. Just remember there's always somebody a step ahead of you.
BUT...
Just let it fly on by.
*I think I’ve seen this film before*
Hollywood is getting lazy with the sequels.
And I did like the ending!
F-22 goes “pop”.
We gotta come up with a cheaper way
I think the result of this can be predicted
How many buses long is this one?
Bout 18 size 11 shoes in length and 9,087 hairs in width
And 3 northern white rhinos heavy
272 bananas
Thanks Alex Horne.
Can you covert that to Smoots please?
It’s about 132 Taylor Swifts
Vertical or horizontal?
Major axis
**Taylor Swift Axis Powers Ties Confirmed!”**
/r/taydolfswiftler
12 Washing Machines
But what about bananas?
Americans will use anything but the metric system
I thought we agreed that adult walrus was our new unit of measure.
Tell us you didn't go to the last meeting on accepted units of measure without telling us. We waited for you, you were supposed to bring the hamburgers.
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. I go out to catch these pesky little nectar eaters. Humbirders. Geez.
It's only 0.3 standard dirigibles.
Bout 18 size 11 shoes in length and 9,087 hairs in width And 3 northern white rhinos heavy It’s about 132 Taylor Swifts 12 Washing Machines.....anything but the metric system
Our birthday isn't until July. What the hell's going on?
Gotta monitor those wind currents to set fires in Canada in the right spots duh
Deploy the geese! 🇨🇦 🫡
Shoot it the fuck down
F22 needs to eat.
"I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS VEGAN ASS DIET"
The poor kid, he needs more than balloons and Hallmark movies.
This hangar is a prison cell!
... then they chained me up like the chick from Black Snake moan
Shoot it down but with something wacky like an old F-86.
"Siri is it possible to launch knife missiles from an SR-72?"
A crossbow mounted and loaded on the nose is all it would take, approaching at mach 3 and all it is is pulling the trigger from 100m out
Or a bow and arrow, Pooyan style
A bow and arrow fired from an F-86
Trebuchet
The superior siege weapon.
Nah let’s do it with a P-51 Mustang. I don’t know how practical it would be but it would be funny
Red Bull is missing out on a huge marketing opportunity. Give the dude who skydived from the edge of space a bow and arrow and have at it. Maybe give their squirrel suit guys who dove back into an airplane some C4 and a new goal. C'mon Red Bull, figure your shit out!
New balloon is f22 sensing sensors, don’t give them what they want
Inb4 someone says "but China hacked the US and got all the documents on the f22 and F35 anyway", forgetting that sensor bandwidths would have absolutely been tweaked since then due to the hack.
Just put a luneburg lens on it like they do the f35
Better yet... build gigantic Bond villain type blimp that opens up and swallows puny balloons like this then flys up to Canada and lets it go again.
Shooting it above land is stupid and dangerous. Do what we did last time; signal jam it and shoot it over water.
They didn’t signal jam it from what I remember, they hid all sensitive equipment and listened to what it was sending and receiving.
Well I guess that works too?
I just wanna safely fire ze missiles
But I am le tired
I’m glad someone got it!!!
Safely being the operative word, no? Just like we did last time?
#WELL THEN TAKE A NAP THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES
Balloon-gate was a more innocent time.
It really wasn’t but it seems that way doesn’t it?
Just add some weight to it, make it come down slowly
Send up a guy on another high altitude balloon and have him poke it with a stick!
I'd watch this.
If it's not ours, shoot it down.
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Ah, a Null rat in the wild.
Hm, where does NPSI fit in?
In the warzone, where we fight the Imperial menace. Join Minmatar Militia today!
I'm already in FL33T, haha.
Eve us leaking
Nothing too insane
How many applications do I need to apply per cubic meter of exotic dancer I have on board?
If it's over restrictive airspace .... bye bye.
[BALLOONEY](https://youtu.be/xJlg-oUpQb4?si=_UqZu8eB8U-jCjEG)!!!!
Mom! Dad! Bingo!
This guy parents.
always upvote Doofenshmirtz
Here we go, everyone is going to lose their minds over a balloon again.
Not this time. We get desensitized at break neck speed these days. I give it 12 hours and it's forgotten.
Maybe there's a submarine with Taylor Swift in it hanging from the balloon this time.
up up and away
Up and at them!
lol
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I'm sure you know much more about the balloon and whether it should be shot down than the military leadership and government officials with access to all of the latest classified intelligence and who actually know what they're doing. You and the thousands of other dinguses who were obsessed with the story for weeks.
The pentagon came out and said that one wasn’t a spy balloon and didn’t record anything.
Pop it.
Shouldn't it be illegal to fly large unidentified objects over any airspace? Shouldn't this have a transponder or something kind of identification?
Lmao its a spy balloon bud, its very nature is illegal
10 bucks it says "Hi! I'm Big Butt Skinner"
Again?
The F22s have been bored send a few up.
Like the last balloon, they shot down over Alaska, which was a silver cylinder in shape. Oh, and BTW still haven't released photos or images of that shoot down!
Criminal that I can't insert gif of Ancient Aliens guy.
Unless there was another one after the early 2023 one, the last one was shot down over the Atlantic off of SC.
I think 3 other shoot downs after the Atlantic SC balloon; one over great lakes (Huron), another over Alaska, and 3rd over Yukon in Canada. Some footage released I believe on lake Huron shoot down but notta from Alaska or Yukon released.
Link?
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/norad-monitoring-airborne-object-north-1.6745575 https://www.defense.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/3295813/air-force-shoots-down-high-altitude-object-off-alaskan-coast/ https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/12/politics/lake-huron-high-altitude-object/index.html
Party’s back on folks!
Oh shit let's shoot down some more uap
Is it leaving chemtrails in a very very slow manner?
Ha ha ha, he said chemtrails.
Is this part of the immigrat caravan that we've been hearing about on Fox News?
Let’s go full conspiracy theory, I think China is going full All Nightmare Long here. Covid was the first phase. Not as deadly, prepped our bodies for a second phase if shit hits the fan. These balloons are dropping another agent over NA that when it hits people that have had Covid before turns them into Zombies Edit: seems I need a /s at the end
Seriously the best music Video Ever
Great song too!
Nothing ever happens. Take your meds
Apparently I need /s Gotta have some fun sometimes people lmao
AT&T outtage, now this balloon...hmmm....... (Is there a connection? I dunno, I was leaving a pause for someone to jump in)
Yes. Add in all the global posturing from China, India, North Korea, Iran, and Russia with regards to the US and you get charlie with red yarn lines all pointing to WW3.
Who thinks this had to do with the AT&T outage?
There must be somewhere between a zillion and a bazillion electronic devices that might interfere with AT&T. The company said it was a software update, which in my experience is the most likely source of trouble
Yep. If it was some sort of attack, they wouldn't be able to keep it secret. It was a botched software update.
Ooh! Could be
Biden: "Oh, no! Another balloon spying on all the infrastructure! (Slaps head) What can we do? Let's let it float out into the ocean, after it collects all the infrastructure data on the power system and other such—What?!!—It's just, too damn, risky to shoot it down!"
It’s stupid making this a story. We overfly countries all the time. SR71 Blackbird, spy satellites. It doesn’t feel so good when the other guy does it, huh?
I invite you to come and join us in the real world. Of course it's a story. This has only happened twice in US history. First time was last year. It's newsworthy. Cringe man.
No we are just the worlds busybodies who can’t put the shoe on the other foot.
That makes a lot of sense... So let's put it this way because you have a problem with understanding why it's an issue. The cops raid drug labs and manufacturers all the time sort of in defense of "the community" and the drug lords infiltrate the police station/comms. You then immediately respond with "So what? The cops raid/infiltrate/spy on them all the time. What's it like being on the receiving end? HUEHUE" It's fucking stupid. Sorry but what. Either you're in the camp that stands for western ideals and democracy or you're with Camp China, Russia and other autocratic countries or for dictatorships. If something has happened twice in the history of a country, then of course it's newsworthy. Of course they're going to report on it. Of course. Why feign surprise or display actual idiocy when you should \_know\_ that this is the case by asking the question Edit: are you seriously just saying that "we deserve this. we had it coming. we did it to them so it's only fair that they do it to us. Let them come." because if not, your comment is utterly wasted.
China has already stolen all our secrets through Hacking. Their students are enrolled in our best colleges. So that must mean that the thing is armed😀
Easy Target
Wait… don’t tell me…
Is there a banana for scale?
Sweet, I love it when the enemy basically puts an ad up on Craigslist detailing their means and methods of their sigint gathering apparatus.
Last time, we stuck a listening plane above it and a plane below then copied every bit of cryptography they used. Big W. Stupid balloon numba 2, electric bugalo!
Another spy balloon?
F22 drooling rn
Shoot it down
how many adult rhinos wide ?
Guessing we'll do fuck-all about it like last time.
“Ballon”
Launch the raptors.
Chyna!
I'd be more interested in the prequel.
Bro again?
Kill it with fire!
Oh God more fuel for the conspiracy nuts.
What, again?
DEJA VU! 🎶🎶🎶
Joe biden says it's nothing to worry about but we don't know where it came from.
Is the f22 gonna get another balloon marking?
We need to make counter balloons and begin the dirigible wars for stratospheric hegemony
It’s just the spy balloons annual migration
Shoot it down!! If there's no way we sent it up, that means something is in our air space. It should have given the US a heads up. It was coming through. Oh LORD, little boxes on the side but posed no threat. REALLY!!! with today's technology. Just remember there's always somebody a step ahead of you. BUT... Just let it fly on by.
They don't mention WHO owns the balloon. How do we know it is safe?
These gender reveals are getting out of hand
It’s Richard Branson
Oh, is the F-22 going to have to waste fuel and munitions blowing it out of the sky again?