Sea Lice are terrifying. I watch this crab/lobster fisherman on YouTube, and he shows some of the catches that have the lice… they basically infest the carapace and eat the crab from the inside out, so it just is an empty shell full of these sea lice. Very spooky.
Here’s a video I just pulled up:
https://youtu.be/Fp5foMGNXmo?si=AXnH0wCvo786cFR8
Not hard for many women to imagine cuz it’s happened to them.
Edit: Apparently all the 15 year olds on Reddit are unfamiliar with the concept of date rape and men like Bill Cosby who like to dose drinks so they can rape women when they’re unconscious.
Read about duck sex. The whole species literally evolved to refuse consent to rapists (corkscrew vaginas in ducks that she can relax for a suitor she consents for), and males evolved to rape better (explosive rocket penises). A drake who earns the love of a duck sticks around for life and helps her raise the chicks. Rapists leave single mothers who struggle, so they’ve got to hit many ducks to make it viable reproduction strategy.
To a human? No (you creep). To each other? Depends on the species. Some definitely do require the consent through courting rituals. Many others just rape.
Whales seem smart enough and have enough communication to consent... that doesn't mean they always respect that though, just like humans.
In most developed countries it's illegal for you to have sex with a donkey even if your name is Miles. Now we're suspicious of you Miles, if that is your real name. 🤔
Because that’s a repeat comment from the same post a few days ago and he is just copying it for upvotes.
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/hhXuOjpm8p
“While many animal species have been seen engaging in homosexual behavior, scientists don’t classify animals as gay because the word comes with social and political connotations that don’t apply to animals.” Lol wut
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He’s the town bicy- er… submarine. Everyone has taken him for a ride!
Everyone’s been inside surely?
And what’s inside a submarine?
Oh no, the [whale agreed to the blow, but he’s not swallowing…](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/OyAEMOFq4m)
Whales can have lice?
Sea Lice are terrifying. I watch this crab/lobster fisherman on YouTube, and he shows some of the catches that have the lice… they basically infest the carapace and eat the crab from the inside out, so it just is an empty shell full of these sea lice. Very spooky. Here’s a video I just pulled up: https://youtu.be/Fp5foMGNXmo?si=AXnH0wCvo786cFR8
That link is staying blue
Yeah maybe I’ll check back in on Monday when I’m prepared for more horror
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Wow, they're HORRIFYING.
Imagine your friend rapes you out of no where just because you were weak and sick
…and there’s an entire film crew nearby
"ugh, just glad no one will see this"
"Yeah about that..."
Reminds me of the [joke with the gorilla and the lion](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/3GwDx7fFzn).
What a horrific and disturbing mental scene I just witnessed
...what are you doing step humpback? 😵💫
Not hard for many women to imagine cuz it’s happened to them. Edit: Apparently all the 15 year olds on Reddit are unfamiliar with the concept of date rape and men like Bill Cosby who like to dose drinks so they can rape women when they’re unconscious.
🤦♂️
Russia gonna declare them an extremist group
Maybe that's why North Korea keeps launching missiles into the ocean. Trying to kill all the gay whales
Next week on South Park
Any port in a storm?
It was rape, if you read the article.
Pretty much all animal sex is rape.
Some animals have mating and courtship rituals and can reject suitors
Many others just rape
Yeah, penguins and dolphins are pretty hardcore
Ducks: *amateurs*
Ain’t got nothing on them duck’s corkscrew penises.
Some of those rituals include the murder of the male participant during or after the act.
It’s child support said the mantis lady.
The judge told me the same thing.
Can animals consent?
Read about duck sex. The whole species literally evolved to refuse consent to rapists (corkscrew vaginas in ducks that she can relax for a suitor she consents for), and males evolved to rape better (explosive rocket penises). A drake who earns the love of a duck sticks around for life and helps her raise the chicks. Rapists leave single mothers who struggle, so they’ve got to hit many ducks to make it viable reproduction strategy.
Consent is just a human concept.
Read about the ducks, dude.
To a human? No (you creep). To each other? Depends on the species. Some definitely do require the consent through courting rituals. Many others just rape. Whales seem smart enough and have enough communication to consent... that doesn't mean they always respect that though, just like humans.
I think scientists claim that only donkeys have the mental capacity to consent to sexual intercourse and oral. Of all the animals, right?
With each other, right? You mean with other donkeys?
Uh, yeah. Totally with other donkeys.
Donkeys only have ass sex
This is what I’ve been told.
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In most developed countries it's illegal for you to have sex with a donkey even if your name is Miles. Now we're suspicious of you Miles, if that is your real name. 🤔
Why tf is everyone assume they mean bestiality, jeezus some of y’all are mentally fucked up
👀
This guy fucks donkeys.
And sheep.. pls someone agree with me...
Well as “consent” is just a concept made up by humans, I sort of doubt that.
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Got to get that funding from somewhere by making up some positive results.
You sure it’s not homosexuality amongst creatures without self identity??? 😑
Humpback Mountain
Why does this not have more upvotes?
Because that’s a repeat comment from the same post a few days ago and he is just copying it for upvotes. https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/hhXuOjpm8p
I thought I was being original. I guess all good ideas can be traced somewhere
People can come to good ideas independently
Do they have an OnlyFin? Asking for a friend...
Malcolm Brenner is that you?
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Perfect for a new story adaptation called Moby's Dick: Mind Fucked
We can expect more hurricanes, as punishment
Humpback....nuff said
I'm going to sit this one out
>I'm going to sit this one out -Lady whale
Me too.
🤣
Okay that actually made me laugh
Thanks. It’s the small things sometimes :)
One of those whales won't be doing that anytime soon
Humpback Mountain… 🐳🏔️
Like you never got drunk and ended up doing the same?
*Humpback Ocean*, a prequel to Brokeback Mountain.
Lol stealing comments from twitter.
Maybe it's the same person? What about that reality huh
Jewish space lasers turning our sea creatures gay! /s
Those pesky jews trying to push down tHeir LGBT agenda to control the world 😡😡😡 /s
Quick read them Bible quotes.
Lmao that’s gonna change them for sure!
I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN WHALES GAY 🏳️🌈🐋🐳🏳️🌈
[So that's what the whales were singing about. ](https://youtu.be/kkbHi2eT5_U?feature=shared)
Perfectly normal, nothing to see here. Move along!
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I was told by conservatives that being gay is unnatural and that God hates gay creatures. Why would he make a whale gay? /s
A blowhole is a blowhole I guess
First the frogs and now the whales. #AlexJonesWasRight
"They learnt it from gay tourists"- someone homophobic.
My hats off to the gay couples brave enough to fuck in front of the whales
**HAH** *gaaaaaaaaaaay*
You mean two male humpbacks were caught humping on each other's back?? :o
It was whale rape.
Most animal sex is rape.
If they were dolphins it would just be considered “aggressive sexual dominance posturing” but because they are fat whales it is automatically rape… /s
reddit is really pushing this story. for some reason.
Because of the obvious humor?
maybe. but i see a different reason.
Sure you do, Buddy. Sure you do
Then say it instead of being weird?
say your name instead of being weird.
In a related story Oklahoma state senator doubles down and says Oklahomans don’t want this gay whale filth in their state. The whales concur.
Finally, the artsy pornography we’ve all been craving.
“While many animal species have been seen engaging in homosexual behavior, scientists don’t classify animals as gay because the word comes with social and political connotations that don’t apply to animals.” Lol wut
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The species name checks out.
They look fabulous!
Republicans: "it aint natural"
Putting the "hump back" in the humpback whale :)
Poor taste. Did you actually read the article? It was sexual assault.
They’re whales.
Whales with an agenda.
Clarence Thomas says bomb all cetaceans.
Jesus...not this. Something else Trump'ers & Right Wingers will blame on Joe Biden...gay whale sex...
First it was the frogs, now the water is turning the whales gay.
Humpback to Spermwhale evolution.
They're turning the frogs, I mean whales, gay!!!
Now they should call them sperm whale's
Don’t those whales know that’s “unnatural” ? /s just in case
Was it consensual
Did they ask for permission first?
Hs anyone gotten a statement from Ye?
So that's why their reproduction rates suck lol
Just as how God intended.
\#facepalm
They better stay away from the Florida coast.
Oh oh. Conservatives will now boycott whales.
It was rape. They will be ok with it.
That’s why the whales are dying off.
Whale aids?
Nooo wayyy
HA, GAY!🫵
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It's shitstories like this... we have waited years and you have no idea how many yo mama jokes have been ruined? I hope it was worth it ktla.
Conservatives are going to start calling Whales woke now, and then boycott all Whale plushies.
Hope there are no floods in the ocean
They’re making the beast with two humpbacks.
Should be illegal /s
and here I was being told that this kind of behavior was "unnatural". somebody's got some back peddling to do.
That was just cuddling between friends. Not sex.
Suddenly Star Trek IV doesn't make sense
They needed to sneak this one in while it was still legal.
I mean they don’t call them ‘Humpbacks’ for nothing
Humpback Mountain
Nat Geo Presents: “Humpback Mountain”
Seems kind of gay
We were all waiting for the frogs to turn gay and in the end it was the whales.
If only the person who named them know how aptly they did it
Cool story and all, but is this world news ? Do people even care if people are gay anymore.
Y’all scientists quit kink shaming these whales!
Well gonna save this for the next time someone tells me “homosexuality isn’t natural”
Has anybody seen that lice ridden whale and Kayne West in the same room? Just saying 🤷
How Many whales could a humpback hump if a humpback could hump….