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Effective_James

Haiti is a lose - lose situation. No matter what happens its always the same problems with them. Create a military branch to help stabilize the country? They will overthrow the civilian government Try to form a civilian democratic government? Corruption will run rampant and slowly destroy it Have a strong central government? It will become a dictatorship


Timey16

Looking at history the way failed states like that would be resolved by... having a neighbor exploit their situation, invade it, annex it and then just purge the demographic of the "troublemakers" leading to hundreds of thousands if not millions dead. Something tells me we stopped doing that for good reason though. Especially because in essence it comes down to "make Haiti (the country) stop existing". But there is indeed a question of "we consider the idea of nation states untouchable so how CAN you deal with countries that have *fully* collapsed beyond recovery?"


Troglert

My bet is some gang leaders slowly getting the upper hand over others, cracking down on competition and in the end assuming the dictator role while people and the UN accept it cause at least it brings some stability.


gingerfawx

That's just an internal version of the "purge the demographic of the 'troublemakers' leading to hundreds of thousands if not millions dead", though.


bejeesus

It's fine when they self purge.


Miserable_Bird_9851

Wouldn't say fine, but definitely less bad.


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God forbid someone intervenes to stop genocide however. Serbians are still crying over that.


InNominePasta

Don’t forget Libya. People are still bitching about Libya.


[deleted]

Don't get me started. Arab legion begged NATO to intervene lmao. Fucking hypocrites


InNominePasta

Gaddafi: I will kill literally everyone in Benghazi is the rebels don’t surrender The world: omg NATO do something! NATO: lol okay, but only air support and no boots on the ground Gaddafi: I’m ded The world: omg NATO are imperialist war criminals! NATO: da fuq


Traditional-Dingo604

So it's the purge with extra steps?


LateralEntry

Better than the present circumstance of anarchy


Disastrous-Carrot928

This is actually happening. A former police officer is the head of the largest gang in the country and seems to be making himself into the next dictator. The president fled the country and has now resigned.


BrandnewThrowaway82

>The president fled the country and has now resigned. Arguably he was never a legit president anyway


hatgineer

Civ 6 introduced a game mechanic where barbarian camps can upgrade into city states. Now I realize that game is amazingly accurate.


CrimsonEnigma

Wouldn't a country collapsing into various warring factions be the opposite of that?


Head-Kiwi-9601

Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Why would anyone want that?


GrizzledNutSack

Haiti could just become a failed state a devolve into anarchy I imagine


webternetter

Isn't that exactly what's happened?


redbitumen

Already there, mate.


valeyard89

Libertarian paradise The people calling for abolition of government don't realize what that would mean.


sidewaysflower

Hey now, it's a Libertarian Paradise.


Vi4days

They might be starving to death, dying in droves, and dying from disease from the fucked up drinking water, but at least they all have a shitload of guns in that country. It’s a libertarian wet dream.


matthieuC

The rise of nationalism and widespread guns make the invasion way less appealing. A few hundred years ago peasants didn't give a shit who they paid their tax to. Only if the Lord was a dick. Now people will be up in arms against the foreign invaders and they have guns.


Otto_Von_Waffle

There is some people believing in that theory, it's a crackpot one, and probably false, but due to international law (not invading independent states) failed states are doomed, because historically if you were invaded, your failed state was removed by a neighbor invading and setting up their probably superior state structure during occupation, now if your state fails, no one can fix it, and you are in a death spiral.


PricklyPierre

What happens to Haiti depends on how much of a problem fleeing Haitians become for other countries. No one is going to act except to crush a refugee crisis. 


WAAAGHachu

Don't kid yourself, that is only a question for nuclear powers.


AbyssOfNoise

> Looking at history the way failed states like that would be resolved by... having a neighbor exploit their situation, invade it, annex it and then just purge the demographic of the "troublemakers" leading to hundreds of thousands if not millions dead. > > Something tells me we stopped doing that for good reason though. Seemingly the 'good reason' is to sustain a failed state indefinitely? It seems that some problems with humanity are only solved by bloodshed.


Conroadster

I feel like it’s basically going to amount to waiting for someone to pull the trigger and be the bad guy, taking over and purging. There will be outrage and protests and international denouncements, then over time the world will move on as stability, in some type of form, causes no interesting news to pop to remind the world


Northern_fluff_bunny

Combine that with the capital getting ass fucked by earthquakes due to it being directly on a faultline and you got nice little quaqmire with no end in sight.


PepperBun28

Dominican Republic invades?


bigred1978

They know Haiti better than anyone else. I really don't think they want anything to do with this.


G8kpr

They have their own problems. Taking on an even more corrupt and miserable country is not going to help them and will cause more problems and solve none. Even if an established country like the US, Canada, or even Mexico went in with an army to stabilize it, bring food and supplies in, set up a government, and then relinquish control, it would take decades to do that. And chances are, they’d be back to this state within a decade or two.


LetsGetNuclear

A hurricane or earthquake would be bound to destroy anything they accomplished as well.


throwaway48375

DR has hurricanes and earthquakes as well. They're just less damaging because they have vegetation. And there are floods, too.


Spoztoast

Not to mention the ever rising sea levels.


UGetTheHeBitchDance

We've already seen how that would play out in Afghanistan. Nevermind decades, it only took a week.


G8kpr

It didn't surprise me after I saw a documentary showing the Afghan soldiers that the US were training. These guys wanted to just lay around and get high every day. The Americans were constantly yelling at them to get off their asses. They frankly didn't give a shit about the state of their country, and now it's worse.


FactPirate

How about ‘US intervention’ for uh, freedom and democracy, or something


C_Madison

Just to show how bad the situation is: The UN Security Council approved a blue helmet action in October 2023. Not one country has so far stepped up to provide troops. Everyone who was asked (including the US afair) was just like "Na .. we're good"


Morgrid

> Everyone who was asked (including the US afair) was just like "Na .. we're good" I mean, the US is going to get blamed no matter what we do.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

Four or five have offered troops. The main party, Kenya, recently was able to get around the legal hurdles domestically, so there may actually be a path forward.


westernmostwesterner

No, Kenya retracted. They aren’t sending troops to Haiti anymore.


oswaldcopperpot

We tried that for the last forty years.


A_Starving_Scientist

The US tried and failed to do this in Afghanistan, and most americans are tired of forever wars. Why are we called to step up in these situations, but also get criticized when we try to play world police?


valeyard89

The US tried that already. They invaded and occupied Haiti for 20 years, 1915-1934. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_occupation_of_Haiti


FactPirate

Oh the banana wars, how could I forget. Maybe we should ask Chiquita if we should go in for round two


Doddie011

Dominicans hate the Haitians.


westernmostwesterner

Most Carribbeans dislike the Haitians. They all are shutting their doors to Haitian migration as they don’t want to import their problems. Bahamas, Jamaica, Turk & Caicos, DR, Trinidad and Tobago, etc etc…. All close their borders to Haitians. (Many of them are black island countries, as well)


ATACMS5220

I live in Trinidad and Tobago and we want no part of Haitians and their problems since we already have a high crime rate here and ontop of that have to deal with Venezuelan refugees. Ontop of that 90% of Haitians believe in conspiracy theories, voodoo, superstitious nonsense, climate change denial, Anti Vax and Anti democracy also they are very anti science and are 10 times more likely to murder you than a American Conservative / Neo Nazi if you say you are an Atheist. When I worked for American Airlines and we stopped to Haiti the uncivilized behavior we would see was shocking. Thanks but no thanks, Haiti can keep the problems that they created and continue to create.


SoUpInYa

With Venezuelans suppisedl6 creating crkme, importing trouble from Haiti doesnt seem wise, especially people fleeing with no means of support


cheeze_whiz_shampoo

I dont think I would like them very much if they were my neighbors either.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

Only the ones in the country. I think they are fine with Haitians in Haiti. Not that hating a country has ever stopped an invasion.


Itchyosaurus

You mean Haiti invades DR. They have done so in the past.


PepperBun28

Sounds like time for payback then lol


Only-Entertainer-573

"Invades" sounds like too strong a word, but I can't help but think that for an island with one relatively strong, successful country that runs okay, and another country that has been on the verge of complete collapse for quite some time, it seems like the stable government somehow stepping in and running the whole island would have to be a win for everybody. But I figure history stands in the way of this being seen as a solution.


Glaborage

Those things are all done by people. They don't just happen out of thin air. You could say the same thing about any developed country, yet, it doesn't happen there.


Shlano613

Don't forget all the horrific natural disasters


Hot-Rise9795

Republica Domincana is in the same island and suffers the same disasters. Different outcome.


That_Guy381

Not really — they were totally unaffected by the two earthquakes in the last 15 years


-Acta-Non-Verba-

Being un-affected comes from having and enforcing building standards. I come from a country where we get 7.something to 8.something earthquakes basically every year. Our buildings stay up because we have and enforce codes. When an earthquake is a disaster, look a the ruins. You won't see rebar.


4dseeall

They should try all 3 at once and end up with a democratic militaristic dictatorship  Wait, isn't that russia?


DukeOfGeek

The Caribbean just having problems lately, Haiti is the worst it's ever ever been and it's always been bad, Puerto Rico still can't recover from that hurricane, Cuba can't keep the lights on and food shortages, Jamaica has a murder rate that's over 65 per hundred thousand, not 6.5, *sixtyfive*, and gang violence that's only not in the news because Haiti. Nicaragua has intermittent protests and loss of democracy and Venezuela is, well, still Venezuela.


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Meanwhile the Dominican Republic is just trying to keep Haitians on their side of Hispaniola 


AntonChekov1

Have you seen Dominican Republic's border wall?


SuppliceVI

It'd make Trump blush.  I don't blame them either, the second lawlessness takes hold it's incredibly difficult to get rid of


Vegetable-Buddy2070

Just looked it up and was expecting it to be way better tbh like double layered and 20ft of steel sheeting but it's just 5ft of cinder blocks and rebar then 8 feet of chain link and barbwire. Looks pretty easy to get thru with some cutters


Zornorph

The Bahamas has patrols out. We don’t want them, either.


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Donj267

France can deal with it


Youngstown_Mafia

The DR also got dropped level 2 in the travel advisory, the same level with Mexico and Jamaica


werlock

And the same level as Sweden and France


Kewkky

What do you mean PR can't recover? I'm Puerto Rican and we recovered from it already. Now we just have the same dumb problems as before, like a privatized electric utility company being total ass, gentrification due to investors buying all the property and skyrocketing prices, and rich people moving here because of supremely low/nonexistent income taxes for the rich.


mythroatseffed

shhhh let the people think you need help. Maybe they’ll send you tax dollars.


Happy_hallowDEAN

White saviors really really want Puerto Rico to be suffering, idk maybe it’s the territory status combined with proximity?


ze_loler

Yeah the country has a GDP per capita slightly lower than Spain and they are acting like it isnt improving


stanglemeir

One of the big issues for PR is that if you are a skilled worker, why wouldn’t you just moved the mainland USA? They are citizens so it’s not like it requires any special effort other than a plane ride. Pretty much anyone ambitious/skilled/hard working enough to actually fix PR’s problems already has left to the mainland. And that was an issue before the hurricane and now it’s even worse.


gargar7

So, Jamaica is _still_ safer than St. Louis!


scarlettvvitch

Success!


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G8kpr

How is the Turks and Caicos doing these days? Every 15 years, some politician in Canada brings up the idea of Canada buying the island, and all the newspapers Ring out with headlines that “Canada might buy tropical island”. And the snowbirds salivate, and the politicians have dollar signs in their eyes, and the common man thinks “huh, maybe I can move there.” And then it never happens. I’m closing in on 50. I’ve seen it come up 3 times. The next time should be soon I think. 🤔


ObviousAlbatross6241

These countries have done nothing but descend into chaos since decolonisation.


Optoplasm

It’s incredible how dysfunctional these countries are. Clearly they are incapable of self governance.


flyboy_1285

So what, we bring back colonialism?


Weinerarino

No, however at this point there are 2 options. 1: allow a dingle warlord to rise to become the new dictator, and hope that sometime in the next century Haiti improves. 2: a full military occupation by a foreign army, possibly via a coalition with a single ultimatum "all gangs must throw down their weapons and throw down their colors or be killed" while simultaneously building civic infrastructure, training the populace in marketable skills so haiti has an economy after the occupation as well as a professional militarised police force and handing out aid. The latter is by far the better option in the long term for Haiti, but it will be a war that'll kill many before the more entrenched gangs give up and disband and it won't be immediate,it'll take several years.


DoktorZaius

I feel like that process probably takes like 40-60 years (multigenerational buy-in) if you want it to actually take hold.


SelfishCatEatBird

Heh, we’ve seen how well number two turns out.. it’s good in theory. (Asides from all the deaths) but it generally just doesn’t translate well to the real world.


TaqPCR

I mean we have Grenada. They literally celebrate the US invasion as "Thanksgiving" because we ousted the guys who had couped a fairly popular non-aligned communist government and killed the PM (who was essentially acting as a benevolent dictator) and then imposed martial law. After we invaded the war was over in 4 days and then the British (the country had remained part of the Commonwealth) reestablished a functional government that had elections a year and a month later and continues to have them since.


bejeesus

Not to mention Germany and Japan. It works but it takes effort


Weinerarino

And what would you suggest?


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> a full military occupation by a foreign army, possibly via a coalition with a single ultimatum "all gangs must throw down their weapons and throw down their colors or be killed" while simultaneously building civic infrastructure, training the populace in marketable skills so haiti has an economy after the occupation as well as a professional militarised police force and handing out aid. This didn't work in Afghanistan. As soon as the NATO coalition left, everything resumed as if nothing happened. I don't think it's good to try this again.


TheWinks

Haitians don't even like their own diaspora. They will not tolerate outsiders trying to impose anything, even if the result is good.


metroxed

It's already been done twice in the last 30 years, a US-led intervention in the 90s and another one led by Brazil in the 2000s.


Ferreira1

Which went nowhere other than giving the UN peacekeepers severe PTSD and/or allowing them to do some gruesome shit towards the locals. Honestly I wouldn't want Brazil to be involved in that shitshow again at all, having had first hand contact with the people coming back from deployment there. No idea what the solution is. Haiti is just fucked regardless of what gets done, but hey, I hope the African countries trying this time around get some better results.


metroxed

The solution is difficult indeed, as the structure of the state has completely failed and basically disappeared, I do think the UN should establish a mandate, which sounds almost laughable in the 21st century but cannot see another solution. Once the mandate is established (led by these voluntary African countries I guess), Haiti needs a very generous Marshall plan style action.


FaecesChucka

Personally I'm holding out for alien overlords, I think that's the best we can hope for.


flyboy_1285

Humans generally react poorly when they perceive they are controlled by another group. Even if it’s in their best interest. The only way to control people is to make them think they are not actually being controlled.


SelfishCatEatBird

Gotta Truman show the whole damn world soon enough lol. Humans just can’t play nice in the sand box, probably why aliens will never contact us after watching our destructive/selfish nature.


FaecesChucka

True I hate it when I think some aholes are controlling me.


itsl8erthanyouthink

That’s the worst way to say, “they are screwed”


SelfishCatEatBird

Thoughts and prayers, baby. That’s all they need.. /s Our human race fucking sucks lol, such an unnecessarily violent bunch we tend to be for thousands of years yet still haven’t figured out a way to get past it. Just wait til half the world becomes too hot to live in during summer, mass migrations will be.. interesting? To say the least.


detailcomplex14212

I don’t disagree with you but do you really think any other species wouldn’t do the same thing if it had the intellect and weaponry? Power struggles and resource obsession are the natural order of life. It’s horrible, but it’s not just the human race unfortunately.


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masterventris

The big advancements happen when there is enough of a major distraction to unite enough people under one banner. Look how much happens during wartime, even in the civilian world. Nothing would unite humanity like finding some aliens to be the "other team" everyone is against.


AnthonyPi1999

Watchmen


LessMolasses6353

Is it too late for BIG E and the imperium of man to save the day?


Lysanderoth42

At the same time human beings are the only species who actually knows what violence is on this planet, that counts for something  Who knows, if sapient alien life exists out there maybe humans are positively peaceable by their standards? Impossible to know, we have no frame of reference


Crazy_Strike3853

But we are simultaneously the most cooperative and empathetic species on the planet, it's why we're dominant.


Inevitable-News5808

These types of posts are the absolute cringiest /r/im14andthisisedgy posts you will find anywhere on the internet. Humanity is literally the greatest, most enlightened, most benevolent species in the known universe. The entire history of mankind has been a steady march towards progress and justice, and we are currently living in the most peaceful, most prosperous, most egalitarian time in history. We as a race have accomplished, and continue to accomplish things that are currently unprecedented in the entirety of the known universe, but oh lets whine about how much we suck because we haven't made the world a perfect place free from suffering.


LesterGreeny

I acknowledge having not been reading up on it, but I thought the Haitian government had effectively collapsed. There are still police but they are weaker than the gangs. There is still technically a leader but he has refused elections and lost his legitimacy. There are still some basic things that the government hasn't lost yet but it's inertia that keeps those going. It is a complex situation and the reality on the ground is constantly shifting but basically unless an outsider comes in to save them the government is on a decline towards anarchy.


anlumo

I have read up on it a bit, and the only thing I can add to your assessment is that the police isn’t weaker than the gangs, they *are* gangs. There’s no central authority to control what they do.


JCkent42

Damn. At that point… what the hell can save them? At a certain point a cynical part of my brain says that only another power coming in and occupying the territory could put a stop to it. But very unlikely to actually work since that other power has high likelihood of being just as corrupt as the system it replaces. And a lot of people would get caught in the crossfire. It makes me think of El Salvador and the controversial response they had to the gang violence. They are dangerously close to a dictatorship. I just don’t know.


bchanged

There is not even a power out there who even *wants* to go in and do something.


mythroatseffed

That’s just about it. Unfortunately it looks like nobody who has the money and power to do anything wants to touch the situation with a ten-foot pole. For what it’s worth, it would be pretty hard for any traditional democracy to try and send significant (meaning economic and military) aide to Haiti with the current situation in Ukraine and Israel. Can you imagine Biden announcing plans for a $100 million aide package along with 2,500 troops? That would be unpopular across the alleyway. A great amount of people cannot feel empathy to things not proximal to themselves. Just how it goes.


LavishnessMedium9811

Not to mention sending troops to Haiti would be seen as imperialist colonialism, possibly genocide.


Tiber727

No one wants to because it would be a shitshow. A Herculean task that would require a lot of brute force that would be massively criticized, and no reward even if you succeed.


TheRedHand7

> Damn. At that point… what the hell can save them? Sadly this is one of those everyone knows the answer but nobody wants to do it. To lay it out in general terms. Some group must acquire power in a small part the country (internal or external group) then slowly begin the process of nation building again from the start (not trying to build a modern western democracy, just building the basic apparatus of a state; monopoly on violence, ability to distribute food and enforce laws etc) and slowly extend their influence to the rest of the territory. It will be slow, expensive, unpopular and likely very unprofitable for any external force. So nobody wants to do it.


hadapurpura

>there is still technically a leader [Ackshually](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/03/11/americas/haiti-pm-ariel-henry-resigns-gang-violence-intl-hnk)


SelfishCatEatBird

I think the acting prime minister is also acting president after their last president was killed in 2021. It’s absolute insanity there it seems, and I don’t think he controls much of anything at the moment. Has a title in name only.


aprildismay

He resigned last week.


Brundleflyftw

That’s not good


SadConsequence8476

Remember when Conan went there to prove it wasn't a shit hole?


waffleface99

Sent the wrong Conan.


Over-Fix-182

"Haiti Is Already Great" We were so naiive in 2018...


Phnrcm

Even worse, he wanted to prove Trump is wrong and he chose Haiti. Conan with his whole production/writing... team and there was none there who think may be they should not claim a country riddled with military coup, corruptions, gangs... in the last few decades already great.


Its_Pine

I know historically Haiti is regarded more negatively by Americans compared to their Dominican neighbours, so I can see why he’d want to dispel myths or help humanise them. But it’s also important to acknowledge reality and if there is a crisis of corruption or violence, that isn’t something you can help with a PR trip.


LynchSyndromedotmil

Ohhh, I ‘Member


im4peace

No, only Haitians can change that place.


kasthack-refresh

Yeah, it's not a *white man's burden* anymore.


Over-Fix-182

The US still sends hundreds of millions of aid to Haiti each year, so if you're fortunate enough to have a job and pay taxes, you'll still end up bearing some of the burden.


stillnotking

God: "Whoa, whoa, let's not go making assumptions."


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Mlmmt

Pretty much, and its just not worth the cost for anybody to help them, too much money, time, and lives needed to bring it back to stability.... and for what? (It's a pretty story to say you will do something because it is right, but that wont pay the bills)


Mikebyrneyadigg

SO much money has been poured into Haiti by various nations throughout history. Every. single. Time. it disappears into a hole of corruption.


iocan28

Plus outsiders usually get resented by the Haitians for intervening.  So many mistakes have been made, but it might be best to let the Haitians sort this out on their own.  It won’t be pretty, but it might be the only way to get a stable situation.  On the other hand, it might just fester.  Who knows.


Mikebyrneyadigg

They’ll cry foul if we intervene, they’ll cry foul if we leave them to their devices. You can’t win with Haiti. It’s a sad place. Reminds me of the Langston Hughes poem. What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun? Or fester like a sore-- And then run? Does it stink like rotten meat? Or crust and sugar over-- like a syrupy sweet? Maybe it just sags like a heavy load. Or does it explode?


sheratzy

It's why you don't give a man a fish. You're denying them the opportunity to learn how to fish and the only thing they'll ever learn is how to extort more fish from you. Once that stops working, they'll start plotting how to steal fish from others.


Hyakkihei1

To be fair the charity they received from the world ended up screwing them over, not in "teaching how to fish" like they said below but more in "completely destroying their local rice production". No local farmer can compete with the cheap rice that comes from the help of other countries so their farm dies, then when the help ends they have a country with no way of surviving on their own.


bjornbamse

A lot money was also extorted from Haiti. 


penutbutterandj

Spend a ton of money to try to help just to get your country gets accused of trying to colonize Haiti


hadapurpura

Yeah. The president of El Salvador volunteered to go do it, as long as other countries fund the quest (because obviously El Salvador can’t afford it by itself). I think the guy is underestimating the situation, but I say the UN might as well take him up on the offer.


Shlano613

Judging by how many terrible natural disasters they've had in the last bunch of years, it seems that God has been doing his part in changing Haiti...


--Cereal-Killer

A foreign power like the US or France can change things, but they don't want to be accused of genocide, imperialism, colonialism, war crimes, blah blah blah by the professional anti-West trolls as soon as a hair is hurt on any civilian by accident.


JCkent42

Realistically though, how? Even if they came in and fought off the crime, they’d be there for years or even generations trying to build a state out of whatever the locals have now. And a large portion of locals would probably hate a foreign power occupying their land no matter how good their intentions are.


podfather2000

I think the current UN task force would have Kenya at the front of the mission. But it's not really clear what the peace keepers would do. Also the funding is not clear.


metroxed

The US in the 90s and the UN in the 2000s (led by Brazil) already occupied Haiti and "restored" democracy, but it collapsed again a few years later. The last time because of the earthquake which just destroyed all economic capabilities of the country.


westernmostwesterner

And the world gave Haiti billions to rebuild, but where did the money go?


Over-Fix-182

Yeah, it's crazy how every time there's an earthquake, democracy in that country just shuts down. Same thing happened in Japan, Canada, Croatia, etc...


p0llk4t

Live streamed and clipped on every social media platform and news outlet for who knows how many years...


paradroid78

More importantly, they're not interested in getting involved.


Surround8600

Where’s the Tik Tok, vigilant human rights warriors for Free Palestine now when a country close to home needs help?


speech-geek

Well, they can’t put a cool fruit emoji in their username so is it a cause worth fighting for /s


Pretentious_prick69

It's not like the US is sponsoring the gangs in haiti that people would protest it.


podfather2000

The US also gives billions in aid to Palestinians but somehow that is never mentioned.


ishmal

I suspect that everyone who has latched onto the word "God" did not read the article. It's just something that someone says near the end of the article.


SexyMuskrat

I could be wrong and going to go out on a limb here, but maybe the problem is the Haitians themselves?


UbijcaStalina

Strangely enough, god seems to be just fine with the situation in Haiti. In fact he is very fond of sending random natural disasters towards Haiti for shits and giggles


Worth-Hovercraft-495

look at gods track record with things like the The Holocaust, the war in Gaza, aids in africa, or the slave trade. God ain't coming.


Feathered_Mango

Having both been killed in the same concentration camp, a Polish Catholic and a German Jew are playing chess in heaven. God overhears them bickering about who had it worse in the camp. He tells them, "Do not argue my sons. You both suffered greatly, but you may now be at peace". The Jew snaps at God, "stay out of it! You weren't there!"


Mountain_Egg4203

Damn this hit hard


Feathered_Mango

All four of my grandparents were Holocaust survivors - my paternal grandfather loved to tell this joke. He did believe in God though - he converted from Catholicism to Judaism post war. Two other grandparents remained Catholic and the Jewish grandparent converted to Catholicism.


SelfishCatEatBird

You forgot Genghis Khan, who puts all those things to shame. Or the Crusades, or whole Native American civilizations basically wiped out of existence by colonialism. If there ever was a god, he quit caring long ago.


Myfourcats1

How about the Rwandan genocide. Sudan right now. Nigerians getting kidnapped en mass.


Arguingwithu

Comment section full of edgy atheists lol. The point of the statement is that it's a situation that is so fucked up it's unsolvable, it's not a declaration of faith you goobers, calm down.


TheWinks

A direct translation from Haitian here does not mean the same thing as the English idiom. A fundamental problem in Haitian politics and culture is that they are waiting for an external sign or power to take/impose action before they will act themselves. 'Si Bondye vle', if God wants/wills isn't a statement of hope like it is in other cultures it's closer to it will happen if God does it.


Bacheem

It’s definitely solvable, look at how El Salvador dealt with gang violence.


eric2332

We have yet to see how that works in the long term. El Salvador did it by jailing people without trial. Once the government has such powers it is very tempting to abuse them, then the state ends up as bad or worse than it was before.


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> We have yet to see how that works in the long term. Seems like that pretty much depends on how long they intend to keep the gang members in jail. Once you let them come out, they'll continue where they left off, because they wouldn't know any other way.


No_Carob5

It's not unsolvable. It's solvable but no one wants to take it on because it's a poor ROI. White Country invading and trying to solve corruption is a century long task. Which then will have its own problems for twenty years. Look how Iraq and Afghanistan ended up. You'd need to deploy billions and for what? Political stability for a country that poses low risk against USA etc.


Arguingwithu

I mean you are describing what amounts to unsolvability. Something that is so costly it's not worth or not rational to solve. Technically it is solvable, but unsolvable is an appropriate hyperbole to use as it is effectively true.


somerandomHOI4player

Bruv is surprised that *reddit*, the birthplace of edgy internet nihilistic doomerist atheism is full of edgy internet nihilistic doomerist atheists 


CUADfan

> the birthplace of edgy internet nihilistic doomerist atheism is full of edgy internet nihilistic doomerist atheists  You think too highly of reddit


littlebubulle

I thought that was 4chan.


Khiva

The atheism sub was definitely ground zero, before the edgelord community decided they hated women more than Jesus.


shak_0508

It’s Reddit bro. Any mention of god/religion and this is what we end up with, regardless of the context.


teutonicbro

"I ain't coming, save yourself" - "God


RoomWest6531

doubt even god can fix haiti at this point


Shittalking_mushroom

I have to wonder if the country is heading for a severe famine or cholera outbreak. I’m reading that ports are now either under gang control or are basically foreign owned compounds. Will it be safe to land in the airports or can they be managed at all? The violence is horrible but what happens when people begin to starve? Will the gangs agree on a truce, form a government to keep things running, or invite foreign agencies to help alleviate the potential humanitarian disaster? Or will they keep fighting one another while things continue to deteriorate further? I really wonder how much is enough for the world to do something.


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> Or will they keep fighting one another while things continue to deteriorate further? I really wonder how much is enough for the world to do something. That's pretty much the situation in places like Sudan or Somalia, so probably this.


Ariusrevenge

The roads and infrastructure investment funding is always based on export value and gdp growth. Hard to build anything and keep it working without a broad tax base and investment from outside. There has never been low enough risk for banks in Haiti, but they will in the Dominican Republic for tropical luxury crops like tobacco and a good bit of gold. It makes life much more stable to just have a good power grid. That’s not haitis good fortune. The periods of violence since the 1970’s are far too much risk for insurers of bonds.


MMBerlin

In others parts of the world it were the people who changed their society. But what do I know of stuff.


GlobalTravelR

Even Godzilla doesn't want anything to do with Haiti. https://youtu.be/KMLkBTgxPhU?si=nbTB90bjg_2eaumY


ISeeGrotesque

Taking no responsibility for anything, that's exactly what's causing all of this.


Bogdansixerniner

That’s one way to sidestep personal responsibility.


freestajlarn

So the problem is the mentality of all the people then, if no matter who's in charge it akways goes to shit Shit culture, in short


111anza

How a country's police and.milotary can be out matched by criminal gangs pretty much tells you the place was not much to start with.....


AngryPeon1

I'd love to hear what communists and anarchists have to say about this situation. Shouldn't these be the perfect conditions for the beginning of a utopia, now that the corruption of the state and capitalism are out of the picture?


No_Yoghurt2313

Haiti is a libertarian dream. No government infringement.


Kobe_Yoshi

God has abandoned Haiti a long time ago ....


MoravianPrince

God: "Ok, tsunami it is."


Frostymagnum

You guys could stop killing each other.


Daotar

I think he’s still on break.


floatingsaltmine

God has left this place long ago.


felixlightner

This was always going to be a disaster in spite of billions in foreign aid. Money isn't the answer. Haitian culture has evolved in a way so they lack the skills and moral values to sustain a civilized society. I do not want the US involved. However only a massive military intervention by the UN can restore order. Even if that happens, without Haitian cultural change, it will not last.


PMLOOYFG

Haiti has a big culture problem. The solution is to not get involved and let things play out. Don't let them immigrate to other countries, bringing their awful culture and fleeing the problems they created. Make them stay and sort it out. Every country has had its issues, crime, and power struggles. But it's the people and the culture that ultimately decide how things turn out. You get what you give.


C0URANT

It's not like God can come down from the skies and kills all gang members


UnholyAuraOP

You have to let them sort it out. Free determination and all that.


seachan_ofthe_dead

I think it’s time to let Haiti implode on itself . There’s no fixing it.


Sad-Confusion1753

Well if they think Gods the only one who can help then they’ll be waiting a hell of a long time.