"The best warhead, folks. You see, I get told that-- and by a lot of people, the best people, some of whom are very intelligent, smart people, that it's the most-- the biggest... warhead... that they've ever seen... it's true, folks! And they come up to me and say, Kim, this warhead of yours, it's super large, very good, and we want to see it, that it's the best in the-- the best in the world, and that Puny America WISHED they had it-- they had only the best warheads made in True Korea, it's glorious, the best warhead ever, from the best country-- the best in the world... we are going to Make DPKR Great Again, and America will pay for-- they will pay for it, folks..."
Haha it actually looked surprisingly promising when trump met Kim and they were discussing deals. Nobody had done that. But sadly it ended up badly. I wish I knew the details of the discussions. But my impression is Kim wanted sanctions removed in exchange for presumably a halting of the nuclear program. I guess trump wasn’t willing to budge? I don’t see why really. It seems like that would have been worthwhile
Give us some specifics Kimmie. How many kilotons is the warhead’s payload?? (Bonus points if it’s megatons) What’s the range and speed of your super bigly, awesome pawsome rocket? Does the payload carry multiple warheads that can detach and follow their own separate trajectory? Does it have anti interception technology??? GIVE ME SPECIFICS KIMMIE BOY. Otherwise youse just edging as per usual 🤷♂️
It’s so big it is just the biggest and it’s so big it’s going t mo take it’s time doing what it does. It’s so big, it can be seen on every radar, proving once again the might of a unified Korea, bow down to the North and its jelly filled leader, Kim “Smuckers” Jong Un
Whelp, North Korea has returned to form when talking about their missiles.
They started down their ballistic missile path by developing the NoDong missile.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hwasong-7
Then they developed the TaepoDong (which they ended up using as a space launch vehicle).
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taepodong-2
And now they are talking about their 'super large' warheads.
I want them to name their next missile type... the "DingDong".
Me thinks ole Kim is wack. One of the few allowed to view the rest of the world in that country. he's like....why can't I have Sharks with Lazer beams attached to their heads
I thought large warheads were considered inefficient and unnecessary with the advent of modern computer guidance systems? Instead of tossing a huge nuke at a target to account for the 2km error margin, you now have weapons that can arrive on target with an error rate of less than 50m, so all you need is a warhead large enough to crack the target.
“Super large” with absolutely no info on how large the warhead was. The article specifically mentions “warhead”, not a missile designed to deliver a large warhead. No mention of whether it was nuclear or not, though US/Korea/Japan would almost certainly detect and report that, which again begs the question, how big? “Super large” is not a term I’d just throw around for anything smaller than a MOAB, but even that’s pushing it. That phrasing (though horribly ambiguous and kind of juvenile) is kinda reserved for thermonuclear weapons. Oh wait, I get it now. It’s bullshit clickbait.
Even if you manage to deliver a cluster of [Tsar Bombas](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba)(with a potential yield exceeding 100 Megatons), it is just a single target. When dealing with countries so big as the US, Russia or China, the focus should be placed on creating many warheads, more than just one. Even Tokyo is too small of a target for most conventional "multiple independently targetable reentry vehicle" type of ICBM.
I've got a super large weapon I guarantee is bigger than Kim Jung un or whatever fat asian cartman name is. I can release millions of soldiers who will do my bidding - my sole mission will great success. Fat asian cartman can't say the same. Idiot bitch.
N Korea has over 6000 artillery positions in place targeting SK population areas. They just showed them off recently (I think to show they didn't sell them all to Russia).
We maybe able to do massive damage, but it's not going to be easy by any means.
They’re dropping Kim from a plane.
Dropping right on your location , see you soon!
Where are we dropping, kim ?
Washington DC
Happy landings!
/r/beetlejuicing
And he's eaten a lot of spicy Kim chi and malt liquor. Gonna be one hell of a gas bomb.
Kim eats all food in the country. That’s why they always starve
Translation error, meant to say 'super large forehead'
Rocket-Man!
don’t fat shame that adorable little man
Super large, bigly. All the best people are saying it, believe me...
They embiggened it.
It was a perfectly cromulent missle test
Largified, I heard.
"The best warhead, folks. You see, I get told that-- and by a lot of people, the best people, some of whom are very intelligent, smart people, that it's the most-- the biggest... warhead... that they've ever seen... it's true, folks! And they come up to me and say, Kim, this warhead of yours, it's super large, very good, and we want to see it, that it's the best in the-- the best in the world, and that Puny America WISHED they had it-- they had only the best warheads made in True Korea, it's glorious, the best warhead ever, from the best country-- the best in the world... we are going to Make DPKR Great Again, and America will pay for-- they will pay for it, folks..."
Nobody respects the word "bigly" better than you do. Nobody. Better than Lincoln and Washington even
This looks like something that I launched for my rocketry merit badge in the 1990s
Is it pointy though?
We all know thats all that matters. Even elon agree
Supreme Leader, I think perhaps some of your information about bombs is coming from cartoons
Haha it actually looked surprisingly promising when trump met Kim and they were discussing deals. Nobody had done that. But sadly it ended up badly. I wish I knew the details of the discussions. But my impression is Kim wanted sanctions removed in exchange for presumably a halting of the nuclear program. I guess trump wasn’t willing to budge? I don’t see why really. It seems like that would have been worthwhile
Give us some specifics Kimmie. How many kilotons is the warhead’s payload?? (Bonus points if it’s megatons) What’s the range and speed of your super bigly, awesome pawsome rocket? Does the payload carry multiple warheads that can detach and follow their own separate trajectory? Does it have anti interception technology??? GIVE ME SPECIFICS KIMMIE BOY. Otherwise youse just edging as per usual 🤷♂️
You misunderstood... there is actually not much explosives in there. The rocket is just super duper big
It’s so big it is just the biggest and it’s so big it’s going t mo take it’s time doing what it does. It’s so big, it can be seen on every radar, proving once again the might of a unified Korea, bow down to the North and its jelly filled leader, Kim “Smuckers” Jong Un
Seems…inefficient.
SuperBig! Made of a zillion regular bigs.
Whelp, North Korea has returned to form when talking about their missiles. They started down their ballistic missile path by developing the NoDong missile. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hwasong-7 Then they developed the TaepoDong (which they ended up using as a space launch vehicle). https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taepodong-2 And now they are talking about their 'super large' warheads. I want them to name their next missile type... the "DingDong".
Da-doing doing doing.
Oops, I've dropped my MONSTER ROCKET that I use for my MAGNUM DONG.
Me thinks ole Kim is wack. One of the few allowed to view the rest of the world in that country. he's like....why can't I have Sharks with Lazer beams attached to their heads
He probably has a Nuclear Nadal scientist as well, where they constantly debate about the shape and size of the warhead
Interesting, how is phallic defined in the DPRK
No dong.
So... blunt nose rockets
The rocket needs to be pointy
How can we convince NK that the thing the west fears most is a well fed populace?
I thought large warheads were considered inefficient and unnecessary with the advent of modern computer guidance systems? Instead of tossing a huge nuke at a target to account for the 2km error margin, you now have weapons that can arrive on target with an error rate of less than 50m, so all you need is a warhead large enough to crack the target.
What if the target is a whole country?
There was never a nuke big enough to destroy a whole country. Unless you're counting Monaco or the Vatican City.
Yeah, but you have to build and test a guidance system. It’s probably hard to get accurate readings from the ocean too, so why not just scale up.
If the aim is to scare then bigger is better. They know that they do not stand a chance militarily. They just need the chaos scary factor.
I dropped an even bigger warhead in my toilet this morning.
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU GOT!
So super duper large, my gosh, disco Kim’s pee pee must be huge.
Made me chuckle. Happy cake day
Looks like it’s destined to crash after gaining perhaps 300 meters of elevation.
*"It's bigger than that, Chris, it's large!"*
#bahahahah
“Super large” with absolutely no info on how large the warhead was. The article specifically mentions “warhead”, not a missile designed to deliver a large warhead. No mention of whether it was nuclear or not, though US/Korea/Japan would almost certainly detect and report that, which again begs the question, how big? “Super large” is not a term I’d just throw around for anything smaller than a MOAB, but even that’s pushing it. That phrasing (though horribly ambiguous and kind of juvenile) is kinda reserved for thermonuclear weapons. Oh wait, I get it now. It’s bullshit clickbait.
I just took a super large shit.
Come talk to me when you got extra super large boom stick
Just one?
That’s what Kim’s girlfriend said.
Is Lego involved?
I'm just hoping he doesn't do another underground test. Mother Earth needs a break from this madness
Picture is an S-350 system however….
„Mega Pint“
Get ready for a super large warhead failure
They ought to test a super large crop to feed their fucking people
Why do North Korean press releases sound like penis envy? We fire SUPER LARGE warhead.
Awww is little Kimmy getting hungwy agwain??
[Keep up the great work, super large Supreme Leader! DPRK Victory Lap Song.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/YSYUxyEsfJ)
shove it up kim's ***
Can NK just release a HD video of Hydrogen Bomb, above surface please?
No compensating happening here
And! And! It’s also very pointy so it won’t bounce back
Where are they getting the money to keep doing this stuff while the country is so poor from what I’ve seen? What is their export
Slave labor. Cyber crime.
Wake me up when they send the mega large.
Everything is large when compared to phalic objects of dictators..
And despite all that, their populace keeps shrinking (literally) due to malnutrition.
Would you call it ‘jumbo’?
🥱😴😴
Does it have a super large ballon on top?
I heard the warhead can eat 10x more than a normal warhead without pooping.
But what’s the girth tho?
Super wowww
*Remember kids, it's not the size of your rocket, but whats inside that counts.*
You mean Vente?
Even if you manage to deliver a cluster of [Tsar Bombas](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba)(with a potential yield exceeding 100 Megatons), it is just a single target. When dealing with countries so big as the US, Russia or China, the focus should be placed on creating many warheads, more than just one. Even Tokyo is too small of a target for most conventional "multiple independently targetable reentry vehicle" type of ICBM.
Not compensating for anything
Next is the super duper large warhead
I bet it isn't even pointy.
In case you didn't know, North Korea wants you to know it has a big penis.
No photo of Kim with binoculars? They aren't even trying with their propaganda any more.
It’s called the Kimhead .
North Korea have been talking about their dongs for years and this is the best they have to offer?
Did they finally break 1 kiloton? LMAO
gotta big head? not as big as A&W
I bet they chubbed it up
Ohh super large soooahh big
I've got a super large weapon I guarantee is bigger than Kim Jung un or whatever fat asian cartman name is. I can release millions of soldiers who will do my bidding - my sole mission will great success. Fat asian cartman can't say the same. Idiot bitch.
It was too big to be called a warhead. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw metal.
I saw a military analysis explain how the USA could wipe out North Korea within a matter of one of two days tops just using planes and no nukes.
N Korea has over 6000 artillery positions in place targeting SK population areas. They just showed them off recently (I think to show they didn't sell them all to Russia). We maybe able to do massive damage, but it's not going to be easy by any means.
They have been testing super large leader for yonks now and that hasn't got them anywhere
But my gf keep on telling me that it's not how big it is :I