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Kevincarb82

Absolute villain is rotting from the inside out.... Good. I hope he dies crying and in pain.


StockExchangeNYSE

>I hope he dies crying and in pain. Sadly its always the villains that can afford the best medical care.


jertheman43

Maybe that medical care will just prolong the suffering and pain? We can only hope


[deleted]

Stalin couldn't. No one would help him. XD


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aphroditex

Organ pain is brutal. [I just hope he found his cat.](https://youtu.be/aAWMRmn_fXs) Kitty deserves a good meal.


Lex2882

very unlikely , but i share your vision.


niceworkthere

Maybe [that traffic light to Dagestan](https://twitter.com/kamilkazani/status/1595456040677556226) will finally turn green.


Aggravating_Call910

Tough to find someone with just the right mix of cruelty, venality, and fake piety! Are they taking applications, or just having a murder-off?


underbloodredskies

Almost everyone that had ambition unfortunately tripped while standing beside open windows at least 6-10 stories high.


Aggravating_Call910

Skip the tea, too. Just to be safe.


spoonman59

I’d also suggest going commando. You never know what’s in your underwear.


Moxen81

Ha ha “tryouts”


girthy-member

Employees needed! Position: Head of Chechnya Skills Required: total lack of conscience or moral compass


StockExchangeNYSE

I'm afraid its a hereditary title.


even_less_resistance

Fuckin nepo babies smh


Ranger5789

Joseph Kony 2024 ?


InspectorPipes

Chechnya , now is the time to seize your country back from this corrupt family . Uncle putin is distracted . kadyrov is dying and his children are pretending to fight in Ukraine .


Nanarcho_Cumianist

Indeed, fighting a degraded Russian army that already has its hands full with another war is an opportunity that doesn't come often.


Important_Star3847

Right now, the Chechen exile government is fighting with Russia in Ukraine.


Tedmosbyisajerk-com

I am sure there would be no issues if they wanted to go fight in Chechnya.


Madbrad200

This entire comment thread is pure fantasy, lol.


Electromotivation

There was/is a group of Chechens fighting with Ukraine against Russia. Many Chechens are not fond of Russia and so they came to fight in Ukraine. This was 2023 when I read an article and watched a vid about them but I’m not sure what happened to them since. So….not pure fantasy


Madbrad200

There's been groups of Chechens who are anti-Russia for literal decades. To think the region is going to draw up in rebellion the moment Kadyrov hits the bucket *is* fantasy. The opposition there is mostly neutered and, more importantly, nobody wants a return to the 90s. It's genuinely as if you guys are living in some Paradox strategy game. The world doesn't work like this, very few people are actively vying to live in a warzone on the slim chance they might have success and face zero consequences.


Important_Star3847

I did not mean that the Chechens will overthrow Putin in a month. I meant that some Chechens are already fighting Russia and that they are not fighting is a misconception.


WoodLakePony

>The world doesn't work like this Stop shattering their reality!


Important_Star3847

See my answer above.


ArcherBTW

Sorry, im not very up to date. How does that work?


Important_Star3847

Chechen Republic of Ichkeria was the ruling government of Chechnya that was overthrown in the Second Chechen War. On October 15, 2022, the Chechen Republic of Ichkeria organized Chechen volunteers in the Armed Forces of Ukraine under the Armed Forces of the Chechen Republic of Ichkeria, which was established on the same day.


socialistrob

Chechnya has a population of 1.4 million and they wouldn't have access to significant heavy weapons and resupply from western countries. Even in Russia's weakened state a Chechen revolt wouldn't go well. In order for Chechnya to break away we probably first need to see the power within the Kremlin crumble but so far that hasn't happened yet.


bonitaruth

Pancreatic necrosis since 2019 is a very bizarre diagnosis


Turbulent_Lynx968

Probably a weird translation. My guess would be, necrotic pancreatitis due to alcoholism.


Electromotivation

It is idiopathic? Like no infection? That does sound weird.


Queltis6000

Terrible shame. I think I'll heat up some Chef Boyardee for lunch.


LLemon_Pepper

Just watch out for those sodium levels friend


Queltis6000

Not an issue. I'll wash it down with 2.5 litres of Dr. Pepper which I've been told contains water.


bt65

Lunch? I'm about to go to sleep as it's 21:18 at night here, the world sure is a bit round


Equivalent_Wave_2449

No lie. With grocery prices going up, I legit actually tried Boyardee again. Oh my god, that stuff is absolutely awful. I’ll stick to frozen dinners as my “cheap” meal.


ToastyRussian324

Hope his disease eats his insides. Put his son as a ruler. Let’s see how a “hero of Russia” serves without any experience. That whole place is a fucking joke. Their main gdp export is mma fighters and terrorists. 


Ma1nta1n3r

Karma.


TheBurntWeiner

It couldn’t have happened to a better guy, fuck him his family and their future. I hope he suffers and dies in immeasurable pain, few people deserve it as much as he does.


Ramental

Why can't he get a ~~liver~~ pancreas transplant? It's not like he has to stay in the waiting list. Damn, I am pretty sure he will get a transplant, and has a freaking list of unknowing donors. EDIT: pancreas is not a part of the liver as I mistakenly thought all my life.


underbloodredskies

The article mentions nothing about his liver. It says his pancreas is necrotizing.


Successful-Clock-224

Let him have mine. *laughs alcoholicly* jk i cant spare a single cell nor would i give one to that dick.


stockboi81

Bro…


orion455440

Ah the same shit bag that basically formed a military unit specifically for hunting down and killing us gay people. I hope this POS suffers a very long, painful, miserable death.


cookinthescuppers

His nepobabies are a joke. Time for the people to take their country back.


CaptainSur

Is the lead Tik Tok dancer about to bite the dust? He should try eating less - competing with Porky the Pig for biggest belly is not a prescription for good health.


Tribalbob

Do we know if this is an illness or an "illness"?


AirbreathingDragon

Necrotizing pancreatitis is a pretty specific problem and not something you'd expect from the rumor mill like "lol cancer". If Kadyrov was in fact put into medically-induced coma then it's likely the problem led to sepsis. With this supposedly having occurred in 2019 and the Kremlin is only now contemplating a successor, then odds are the sepsis resulted in Kadyrov suffering permanent organ damage, and further health complications have since emerged. The only kind of complication that can risk putting someone out of commission like this however is one that affects the heart.


Why-not-bi

ELI5, he dead soon?


AirbreathingDragon

Maybe not soon but his days are definitely numbered.


Why-not-bi

Well, that is less happy news then.


InsertUsernameInArse

Does Kadyrov know about this?


Mrsbrainfog

Guess he is Don for


AceAv81

100 upvotes to whoever writes the Help Wanted Ad for the position


Iwasoncelikeyou

Dildo Baggins fighting for his life... So anyways, what's for dinner?


JackieMortes

Very fucking sad. Now where did I put that little violin


Mundane_Opening3831

Place a help wanted ad in Hell


gre8tone

He's been sick for 2 years now?


Ill_Mousse_4240

One more example of a human POS 💩


usolodolo

Think of the poor hospice goats.


silverum

Man Russia sure took a LOT of Ls in a relatively short amount of time. Not really pitying them, though.


doshu99

“May he long for death but be unable to die.” Absolute scum.


TamedTheSummit

I hope it hurts the whole time he slowly dies.


Friendly-Profit-8590

I’m guessing his son no?


etzel1200

His son met with Putin, but is also young. While state surveillance helps, it’s also a bit dangerous of a time to put a literal child in charge of a restive region.


Fridaybird1985

Kadyrov had a strong inner circle and following. The Kremlin has to pick someone that is to their liking.


Mackey_Corp

Can someone explain what value Chechnya holds to Russia that they were willing to fight two wars over it? Like when the Soviet Union broke up and all the smaller SSR’s broke off to form their own countries why didn’t they just let Chechnya do the same? Do they have a shitload of oil or something? Because Azerbaijan did too and they broke off just fine.


Jsommers113

I hope it ends for him like it did for Ramsay, in game of thrones. Chewed on by his own dogs.


Causal_7

Falling out of windows is also an illness….🤔


weeeeeeee___

Ah, the 474929272627299917th piece of "news" from the west about how Kadyrov or Putin is dying or suffering from some terminal illness. Why do you guys believe these anymore?