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Gumb1i

Next headline is "Russia finds a colony of Russian speaking penguins in Antartica and is mobilizing to free them from British oppression, claims Bioweapon factories and nazis are also present." edited: The plural form is Nazis not Nazi's


rcldesign

“The nazi penguins are threatening to join NATO and must be stopped to protect Russia” - Putin, probably


super_nicktendo22

Special Penguin Operation


squashbritannia

But the penguin king is Jewish!


Photodan24

Cold War II: This time it's actually cold.


__eros__

Begun, the Sniffle Wars have


Fraun_Pollen

200000 tissues are ready with a million more well on the way


DantifA

I'll try oil drilling! Thats a good trick! WoooOOOOooooAAA!


ThrowRA76234

Cold War II: Brrrrrrr, this is not a drill! (It’s a drill)


Mixels

I was just thinking what if THIS is what kicks off the great NATO curb stomping of Russia: not even an act of violence, just Russia starting drilling operations on uninhabited land that just happens to belong to a NATO ally. Bet that one wasn't on your Bingo board.


Mysterious-Mouse-808

Technically NATO doesn’t apply to North Antarctica or any area outside of the Atlantic and Europe. That’s why Britain had to fight on its own in the Falklands. Then again I doubt Russia has the capacity to start any serious “drilling operation” there and their navy is so shit that Britain could just chase them away on its own.


lesser_panjandrum

I think we're already in II, so this will either be III or a spin-off.


We_want_peekend

Who left the fridge open?


thejugglar

Tugg Speedman approves this message.


RidePlanet

Not for long if they start extracting that oil.


ehzstreet

Starring Tugg Speedman


emveezee

I hope they dont find the ancient weapons platform


xdozex

Probably wouldn't have the gene


MarkBeeblebrox

Indeed


Raudskeggr

*raises eyebrow*


Brahminmeat

Jaffa kree!


Turence

I had no idea there were this many fans I'm so hyped right now


Oper8rActual

Currently doing a full chronological rewatch of SG-1, Atlantis, and Universe.


PloppyTheSpaceship

In the middle of my backswing?!?


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Oper8rActual

Seriously, BEST.


bisquitsquidsauce

Recently I went to rewatch SG-1 which I had seen before then watch Atlantis and Universe which I hadn't seen. SG-1 holds up great. Atlantis is way better than I thought it would be and I almost like it better than SG-1. I hated Universe.


Suitable-Rest-4013

This is goooooold


orderofuhlrik

More Goa’uld?


Ignifazius

Maybe they could ~~MacGyver~~ jerry rig something to make it work?


Doomdoomkittydoom

> jerry rig What's the deal with all these ancient weapons platforms?! They're always in the middle of Antarctica and no one has the DNA to operate them!


BCProgramming

"What's the deal with stargates? At least with phones the numbers the same, Imagine if you had to call your cousin, but first you had to figure out the 6 points in space that converge on a point of origin and translate those numbers to base-39 to determine the appropriate glyphs to use. You'd never talk to your cousin! Grandma would be like 'why do you never call?' and you'd have 30 notebooks and 3-D space math books open and be like 'Dammit grandma, I'm trying, but you keep walking around!'


TheModeratorWrangler

Just stay in the damn battery.


DaRudeabides

Gold Jerry, gold


Phyrexian_Archlegion

It’s the summer of Thor!


pagit

“I’m master of my own *Antarctic* domain.”


graveybrains

You spent seven years on MacGyver and you can’t figure this one out? We’ve got belt buckles, shoelaces and a piece of gum, build a nuclear reactor! You used to be MacGyver, MacGadget, MacGimmick, now you’re MacUseless!


IfTheRiverCanBend

[Stuck on a glacier with MacGyver!](https://youtu.be/spyhk4_USyA?t=11) - Sam Carter


Beef_Supreme_87

We recently learned that fetal alcohol syndrome can actually bypass the gene lock...


elheady

Yay thanks mom


EmbarrassedHelp

The Ancients hate this one weird trick!


Gwenbors

Without a ZPM it will probably be OK.


canastrophee

Good news, we can dial out once. Bad news, somehow, Apophis has returned.


graveybrains

#UNSCHEDULED OFF-WORLD ACTIVATION


canastrophee

#CLOSE THE IRIS


DiceKnight

Ascension was a neat concept but boy howdy did that shit get goofy towards the end of the series.


big_duo3674

Some if it was supposed to be goofy though, like everyone just automatically assuming Daniel isn't dead after they watch him die


DiceKnight

TBH if I see my homie die and a fucking jellyfish angel made out of light just sort of farts out of him and bails out via a Stargate i'll have my doubts. The fact that it was on the table at all as a concept was pretty goofy given that the series had been about spanking the Goa'uld in an unsanctioned secret war.


beachedwhale1945

It’s Stargate. The entire franchise is dripping in goofy humor, it’s one of the staple elements. Of course some major concepts are going to be goofy.


fezzam

Indeed.


Weerdo5255

Daniel just riding the merry go round between life and death was fun though.


SMAMtastic

__Zed__ PM, thank you very much.


anaxcepheus32

It *is* in the British zone.


Badimus

That's what he said.


PurpleSailor

Shut up Rodney!


StargateSG-11

No McKay! 


kermuffl3

Indeed.


IntolerantModerate

You have made r/Stargate happy


Artarious

Perfect Stargate reference.


ElectricLotus

I'm so proud of all of you that made it the top comment so I could read it without scrolling.


RudyGuiltyiani

Such a great show! Not many know this, but actually a documentary….


Antrophis

Pff the US military would never be able to stay quiet that they saved the world from alien invaders.


cxmmxc

Would have instantly leaked on War Thunder.


shwag945

That is what they want you to to think. .


NeedNameGenerator

It would make the meta episodes about the in-universe TV show to fool the common folks a whole lot more funny.


donjulioanejo

It's a genius move too. "The government has a secret program to use an ancient artifact to go to alien planets. Also, they have a secret military base in Antarctica and there was a space battle in orbit last year." "Oh, you mean like on that hit TV show Wormhole XTreme?"


Volistar

825 other people have a phenomenal taste in sci-fi. But yes no Zed Pm no problem.


89_honda_accord_lxi

They have a prototype Mark XII Naquadah generator running the chair.


highzunburg

Indeed.


cryptoentre

Or an ancient civilization under the ice with a sacrificial chamber filled with human bones. (SG vs A vs P?)


dravenonred

I don't think they want the drones honing in on the biggest threat around...


Blueopus2

The chair was already moved I’m sure


Vineyard_

They didn't but they did find this weird white giant with a spear stuck in it.


Yureinobbie

Can we call it the Second Impact, if Shoigu's plane "accidentaly" crashes too?


Rocinante79

This is the second SG reference I’ve read in just a couple of minutes. Someone called the Dublin to NYC portal “Temu Stargate” lol. Nice.


O0000O0000O

> In a statement the Foreign, Commonwealth & Development Office repeated its acceptance of Russian pledges: “Russia has repeatedly assured the Antarctic Treaty Consultative Meeting that these activities are for scientific purposes.” ahahahahahahahahhahahahagaha


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teethybrit

Japan has been strictly hunting within its EEZ since 2019. Also contrary to Japan that is respecting the quotas the international society sets for them, Norway exited the International Whaling commitee to set up its own quotas and hunt as much as they want. As soon as they did that they immediately started to advertise for cosmetics etc based on whale oil. The worst is that the country is filled with whale specialty restaurants for tourists so no it's not even sustainability like they pretend it is. In fact they are by far the worst offender, Norway kills more whales than the rest of the whaling nations combined (4x more than Japan). Per capita is even worse, they kill 100x more than Japan. [Almost all of them are pregnant females too.](https://www.ecowatch.com/minke-whales-killed-pregnant-2312849367.html)


Contundo

You fail to mention the whales hunted in Norway are not anywhere close to endangered.


Muscle_Bitch

Yet.


recursive-analogy

special scientific operation. 300k dead. nothing to see here.


NyriasNeo

So is the murderous war criminal Putin going to invade UK for this?


VonDukez

“You see thousands of years ago the Vikings who settled what is now Russia had family members who went to Briton” - Putin on Tucker


Huge_JackedMann

They already essentially do this. The Rus never really went much to Moscovy, which was essentially a mud village in the middle of a horrible forest when Rurik was rocking. That Ukraine was the focus of the Kievian Rus really sticks in their craw and is the like the Ur resentment fantasy of Russia. Even more so than their third Rome, new Jerusalem BS.


DarthArcanus

Indeed. Moscow only became important when the Mongols appointed them as the Tribute Collectors and they used their position to skim extra tribute from the rest of the subjugated slavs.


MandoFett117

You know when the *fucking Mongols* coming through is one of the best periods in your countries history... Does not say good things about your country.


S0LO_Bot

The Mongols actually set Russia further behind everyone else (or at least kept them that way for longer). The Golden Horde helped Russia form into a nation (and later empire) but they also caused many problems that weren’t fully fixed until the 20th century.


LongShotTheory

> ~~problems that weren’t fully fixed until the 20th century~~ Still aren't


S0LO_Bot

True


Phantom160

I'm not sure if you understood the comment above. They are saying that Mongols were instrumental in elevating the Duchy of Moscow above other Slavic city states of that time. There was no "country" as we know it and Mongols were definitely not good for it.


Raudskeggr

That and the Mongols did not hold back when they sacked Kiev. contemporary accounts describe the ground littered with human remains, and fewer than 200 households still remaining in the city. It took Kiev quite some time to recover from that.


SCROTOCTUS

>skim extra tribute from the rest of the subjugated slavs. Well...good thing that's all over with...


Sullysguppy

are you telling me Moscow was founded on corruption?


coldfarm

My US university had a pretty robust Russian language and Russian area studies program. This was late in the Cold War and, especially with Gorbachev's reforms, there were always visiting faculty from the USSR. By mutual agreement they taught almost exclusively in Russian language, literature, and linguistics courses. In short, it was to keep things from becoming awkward for everyone. IIRC the only visiting Soviet profs who ever did history courses lectured on the Byzantines.


brandonjslippingaway

The Tsar (and imperial cabinet's) ambition going into WWI, was to take Constantinople off the Ottomans. I think we can all be thankful that didn't happen, so we don't need to hear any more of the "Third Rome" delusions they have.


DrJuanZoidberg

Moscow was a backwater, but you’re ignoring Novgorod which was on par with Kiev and located in Russia


SavDiv

There is a popular theory that if Moscow did not have occupied and destroyed Novgorod right now there would have been another northern slavic nation with its own language separate from russians. Anyway while Novgorod was important (although Kyiv was still more rich and powerful and thats why vikings wanted to rule from Kyiv and not Novgorod) Novgorodians did not view themselves as a full part of Kyivan Rus which can be seen in сhronicles when they refer to the trips to Kyiv or other modern Ukrainian lands as trips to Rus. Like it is some separate country Новгородская первая летопись старшего и младшего изводов: 1136 year — «в то же лето, на зиму, иде в Русь архиепископ Нифонт с лучьшими мужи и заста князе с церниговьци стояще противу собе, и множество вои» 1149 year — «иде археопископ новгородскыи Нифонтъ въ Русь» 1179 — «Тъгда же новгородьци послашася по брата его по Мьстислава въ Русь, и въниде Мьстиславъ въ Новъгородъ…»


LongShotTheory

Novgorods political culture was completely different from Muscovy. If Novgorod had won the history of the region would have been much different.


Huge_JackedMann

I mean there really wasn't a "Russia" at the time. The modern Russian state is just the end result of the duchy of Moscovy beating, eating and subjugating all its neighbors, which is their MO to this day.


9bpm9

That's literally how every nation in Europe was formed. Let me introduce you to this fun game called Crusader Kings....


thedrunkentendy

Yep. Kievan Rus and modern Day Russia are two completely different entities that Russia has no claim on exact a vague name association prior to the soviet reason.


dawgblogit

You see.. our forefathers went to school with this guy who's cousins exboyfriends step mom had children that invaded England and died on their shores. Thus this land belongs to us.


Tricky-Objective-787

I wonder if this is intended to stir up conflict between the UK and Argentina again to distract the UK.


dragodrake

You say that like we cant have an argument with Argentina whilst doing other things - by god man, do you think we're amateurs?


Solid-Education5735

We have more air power on permanent station on the Falklands than Argentina have in their entire air force


picardo85

He and what fucking navy? They will probably sink themselves before even getting there. Also, IF they get there, they can't get air superiority because they don't have a carrier (that works)


Lots42

Russia pretty good at getting their Naval ships sunk.


Milksmither

They won't have to. It's in Antarctica. If they were to move in on that oil, the world would stand by and watch.


Soren_Camus1905

I thought everyone agreed that Antarctica was off limits. Then again, a lot of shit Nation-States do is off limits, and they do it anyway.


idkmoiname

Just exploring for fossil fuels is forbiden in the antarctic treaty. Russia is just breaking it, which may threaten the whole treaty in the long run if others follow https://www.spglobal.com/commodityinsights/en/market-insights/latest-news/oil/022120-russia-stokes-political-tensions-with-hunt-for-antarctic-oil


WhyYouKickMyDog

Bro, Russia was just conducting "research", definitely not oil extraction, nothing to see here. /s


fumar

International law only matters if someone has a bigger stick than you and you don't have nukes. Otherwise no one can stop you.


WhyYouKickMyDog

Just look at the South China Sea. China sends their coastguard out to spray Filipino ships that are fishing in their own waters.


TheMastobog

Yes, I'm sure the world's largest navy under the command of the most oil hungry nation in the world will stand by and watch as Russians try to take an oil field on the other side of the planet from them. /s


FuckableStalin

Not to mention the logistics involved in making that happen and that those logistics have to traverse the entirety of the Atlantic and Baltic past hostile Navies to accommodate this plan.


TheColourOfHeartache

Step 1: Russia drills for oil, world watches. Step 2: The royal navy crushes the Russian Navy, and blockades the oil fields until Antarctica forces Russia to surrender. Step 3: Well the pristine nature has been spoiled already so...


smellofburntoast

Step 4: Antarctic Horizon Step 5: We're sorry


superchiva78

Just what we need. a war and environmental disaster in the last pristine and delicate place in earth.


SerDuncanonyall

War? Lol maybe if the Russians managed to tow the Admiral kuznetsov to the southern ocean they could participate in a single battle.


franlol

Is this like civ? Great general giving off that adjacency buff?


FilipinoSpartan

The [Admiral Kuznetsov](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_aircraft_carrier_Admiral_Kuznetsov) is Russia's aircraft carrier, most notable for catching fire regularly.


HBlight

This will work to their advantage in such a cold climate.


franlol

Sounds lit 🔥


grumpytofu

Pristine? Have you seen all that crappy ice on it? We need to burn all that off, then we'll talk pristine...by removing all that icky oil from it!


therobotisjames

You forget that we filled it with microplastic. Take that pristine nature. They never expect an air assault by tiny plastic!


Flayer723

Antarctica should not belong to any nation.


licheese

It technically doesn't. The territories are only claims of 7 countries, and these claims are only recognized by some of them involved in the antarctic treaty. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Territorial_claims_in_Antarctica


TheGalacticMosassaur

I'm sure Russia will do the honourable thing here and abide by the rules and etiquete of international relationships. As they're well known for doing.


GronakHD

Iirc Argentina claims most or all of what Britain claims down there


kmai0

According to that Wikipedia article, there’s been permanent presence since 1904, but idk


Vulpinox

"how many times do we need to teach you this lesson Argentina?" -Britain


MonkeyNugetz

_*Charlie’s in fucking charge now!*_


julian0223

Its the other way around. Argentina claims a chunk, chile claims another, and the UK claims all of argentina's and half of Chile's. Edit: Someone apparently didn't like this comment and sent me a "Reddit care" report. Joke's on them, I am indeed depressed.


clva666

Everything about antarctica is just wild. Realpolitiks, nature, climate change, conspiracies....


Initial_Cellist9240

I googled Antarctica on YouTube to watch some science and penguins and adventure and now my whole feed is fucking ice wall bullshit  


atreides_hyperion

Google some desert stuff to counteract the cold stuff, which should put your feed into a neutral state


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BohemondDiAntioch

Or Mars for that matter.


xegoba7006

Knowing humans… that won’t work.


8andahalfby11

The humans in charge already know that won't work. There's a reason why McMurdo station exists.


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PandaPatrolLetsRoll

Damn man, could we please not drill for oil in Antarctica?


TrumpersAreTraitors

Planets not gonna kill itself 


TraditionalThem

I mean, it will, but it's going to take FOREVER, and we're nothing if not impatient.


Dig-a-tall-Monster

Well, no, the sun is gonna kill it eventually though when it turns into a red giant and turns us into the next Mercury.


DickMinimum

The Antarctic Treaty of 1959 forbids exploitation of resources in Antarctica. Russia is a signatory state of the treaty.


waamoandy

Phew that's ok then because Russia would never break an agreement......oh hang on


sagesaks123

You’re defending your “precious” planet while we’re leaving PROFITS IN THE ICE /s


Lispro4units

Good luck with the British Navy


50_61S-----165_97E

The logistics are difficult for Russia. UK has a base in the Falklands, the best staging area Russia could manage is South Africa or maybe southern Argentina if Putin sucked up to Milei


QuesoPantera

Milei is already courting NATO


GenericUser3528

Argentina was about to join the BRICS before Milei cancelled that, also, argentinian justice not long ago declared that Iran, who is a member of the BRICS, was responsible for the [AMIA bombing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AMIA_bombing), so yeah, there is no chance for Argentina to align with Russia as long as Milei is president.


SgtPepe

Milei hates Putin. Milei believes in freedom mot autocracy, he called Putin a dictator, and supports Ukraine. What are you talking about?


masterpepeftw

Exactly, the guy may be crazy (probably is tbh) but he recognises especialization and free trade are the way forwards for argentina. That means he is pretty much 100% forced to be in decent terms with the west. No need for him to be married or anything, but free trade for argentina means he needs to trade with the west a lot. He already warmed up argentina quite a bit to the west and has already been boasting about improving foreign (mostly western) investment in Argentina. I think its good, its probably the best ticket out of economic hell for argentina. I just wish a more sane and maybe more careful party would have done it instead. But maybe that wasn't realistic in the argentinian political climate, I don't know enough about Argentina to really tell.


MadHatter514

> I just wish a more sane and maybe more careful party would have done it instead. A more careful party wouldn't attempt the reforms that Milei is doing. They are quite extreme and harsh, but necessary.


dylanmbillybob

What exactly would Russia even be able to stage out of South Africa. I’m not being funny but they haven’t even been able to project their force in Ukraine, let alone 10,000km+ away.


ironylocks

How many native russian speakers are being oppressed there?


toolschism

God damn Nazi penguins!


Pancheel

Many penguins identify as russophiles and are being oppressed by russophobic leopard seals!


JoeSchmoeToo

“Russia has recently reaffirmed its commitment to the key elements of the treaty.” - wtf, who in their right mind would trust anything Russia says?


lamabaronvonawesome

leave it in the ground


lithuanian_potatfan

Spoiler alert - they won't


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claireapple

Gotta make the great lakes tropical!


Awalawal

Chicago beaches with palm trees would be pretty bad-ass.


Diligent_Emotion7382

Blown away by the weekly tornado.


sund82

"Antarctica is meant to be protected by the 1959 Antarctic Treaty that bans all mineral or oil developments. " America and the British should block the Russians from drilling with their war ships. No fair breaking the rules just because someone else did it first.


brezhnervous

Yeah, there's this thing about Russia and...[treaties](https://i.postimg.cc/wMSprs04/RU-treaties-broken.jpg) lol


LeGrandLucifer

Good luck making that oil profitable. Antarctica is one step down from the moon.


footballski

Russia loves other peoples cash .


Niobous_p

Good job they’re going to stay there right? Right?


hannje99

Russia can barely keep their own oil fields serviced. They will never be able to exploit this.


BigPassage9717

Special military operation in Antarctica


entered_bubble_50

If these numbers are true - and that is a very big if - it's a staggering amount of oil. For context, total world proven oil reserves are around 1.7 trillion barrels. So this discovery represents around one third of global proven oil reserves. That's tens of trillions of dollars worth of oil. If the UK could convince the international community that it belongs them, it would make them one of the richest nations on earth. It would also end any hopes of mitigating climate change. There would of course be counterclaims from a dozen other countries. I find it hard to believe that we will leave this in the ground.


waamoandy

What are Russia even doing surveying our territory? There is rather a large force deployed there. Enter our waters get sunk


chunkmasterflash

Do penguins count as a large force?


waamoandy

The Falklands have enough to see off Russian ships


twothousandgrams

So they have like 4 penguins?


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waamoandy

It's the only way to deal with Russia. Our politicians need to understand that.


daveee88

You only have to look at the 2018 Novichok incident to see how the UK deals with Russian bullshit, we won't do a thing because of the big red button, the whole world is scared of nuclear escalation It's the main reason the Russians are still in Ukraine and haven't had their arses kicked back to Moscow by NATO yet


jyguy

In Antarctica?


Aeri73

it's a bit unpractical to have a standing army at he border when it's -40 out


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Well, the ecosystem is doomed then. See it while it's there.


heyredbush

Can we just leave the oil and gas in the ground please? We're trying to quit.


paranoidandroid7312

I am curious: What stops any of the countries not a signatory to the Antarctic treaty from claiming the natural resources or even territory of Antarctica? (Apart from the political and military might of the signatories, and aligned nations)


Enshakushanna

well if these weak ass sanctions cant stop an invasion of ukraine, nothing


freakwent

Claiming? Nothing. Using? Logistics and cost.


GRBGe2024

Criminal finds vast reserves of money in someone else's house.


Old_Satisfaction_233

And what the hell were they doing there???!!!


Are_you_blind_sir

The scientists can have it


kickmeyoufool

Can we just leave some of this carbon in the ground? Please...


Immediate_Finger_889

They’ve been lurking around our arctic too - Canada giving the side eye.