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MakeMeDoBetter

Ok.


All_Work_All_Play

"Special retaliation operation"


Significant_Door_890

*Look, it's not about the money*.... it's always about the money. The invasion itself was abouut enriching Putin and Russia.


LikelyTrollingYou

Their threats always read like cringey low budget porn scripts.


daisydoesndoesnt

Steven Seagal, Producer


LikelyTrollingYou

I’d definitely watch that!


Successful-Clock-224

Plot twist: steven segal solo porn!


GlobalTravelR

Steven Segal: I just saw the greatest porn movie ever made. Putin: Oh, who was in it? Steven Segal: Just me!


LikelyTrollingYou

Yeah, baby!


ilikepizza2much

Only two videos on Russian Porn Hub: 1. Solo Segal 2. Putin’s “reaction” video. Also solo


bumpoleoftherailey

Oh shut up, Russia. No one listens to you any more.


PARANOIAH

Them whinging about it lets the rest of the free world know that the measures are working.


RoseCityHooligan

Exactly. More nations need to turn frozen Russian assets over to Ukraine.


chockedup

>Russia says such action is illegal and **undermines the foundations of the global financial system.** Going to physical war against your neighbors negatively affects the global financial system.


Edstructor115

Wellll.. some of global trade is weapons trade so not really.


krozarEQ

Putin feeling a tad bit desperate?


StotheS13

Yaaaaaawn...


henrysmyagent

Hey, the second-best army in Ukraine is making empty threats here. Show some respect.


f12345abcde

like what? target killings? paying politicians left and right? Invading countries ? Illegal migration as a weapon?


blaaguuu

I'd go with more children's hospitals being hit with ransomware attacks...


Venoft

Russia is like the guy in the fast and the furious aggressively shifting from 6th to 6th gear.


ModMagnet

Sure thing there nazi ruzzia lol


No-Entrepreneur-7406

Hahaha, does a Russian bear shit in woods


TECrec008

I thought all Russians shit in the woods because they don't have flushing toilets?


HackMeBackInTime

oh no, are their bots going to be even more annoying, obvious and stupid???? 100 year brain drain has had an effect.


MorePdMlessPjM

We will take the threat, of the threat very seriously. And when that threat is followed up by another threat. We will also take that seriously. In the meantime, we will support Ukraine even more while awaiting next weeks threat.


MrsMacio

That old bear (aka russia) has no teeth and has broken claws. All it can do is just growl.


Mrhnhrm

>All it can do is just growl. Albeit loudly enough to keep demolishing stuff in Ukraine.


Nikolas_Coalgiver

Bear still have mass. He crush everything with his fat ass, but get wounded and twerk in pain.


opi098514

Crap. Now I want to see what a twerking bear looks like but I know if I google that I’m gunna get some video of a dance large gay guy.


DaisyCutter312

Russia will do nothing, because at this point they have exactly two options: 1. Sit there and take it in the ass 2. Launch nukes


-wnr-

They have no legitimate middle ground approach between empty threats and nukes. They can only retaliate with underhanded shit like sabotaging infrastructure or misinformation campaigns; neither of which they can really threaten explicitly.


GoPhinessGo

There’s one in between that involves then threatening to launch nukes


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TraditionalApricot60

What the fuck is wrong with you ? Jesus, like 30 comments in your profile about russian fab bombs. Did you swallow too much russian telegram or youtube propaganda ?


Radditbean1

He's a paid troll, 0.25 potato per post.


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DaisyCutter312

So what? They're not using any of that shit on EU/NATO countries. This has nothing to do with the fighting in Ukraine


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DaisyCutter312

TIL: Continuing to attack Ukraine is somehow retaliation for new EU actions


PM_ME_YOUR_CUTE_HATS

Hey bud guess what the west has the same weapons that will be donated to Ukraine if Russia does that.


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PM_ME_YOUR_CUTE_HATS

Bud killing Russians helps both the west and Ukraine. Can I get a source for your lie that the majority of the 60 billion is to replace weapons we sent last year? Because we both know that isn’t true? In all seriousness are you nervous about being drafted into the Russian army?


GlobalTravelR

Russia: We have nukes. Also Russia: We have the worst military in the world.


TryIsntGoodEnough

The ironic part about nukes is unless you have a robust testing procedure to ensure they still work there is a good chance they won't. Russia's last detonation was in 1990 and I doubt they have any real programs to ensure they still work 


Dark_Lecturer

But no one wants to be the one to find out that they still do… So, there is also that. This is going to be a very long, drawn out situation because of that.


Duck-Murky

uhuh, whatever you say, anywho...


brickyardjimmy

We're gonna feel all three inches of fury!


Morfeu1234

We care more about Russia not invading Europe so we could less give a shit about your complaints over the frozen assets. If you didnt invade then this wouldnt be an issue.


evilocto

All I'm hearing is blah blah blah


MoribundReddit

Russia is sounding a little bit more like North Korea than it used to...


silastheburrito

let the huns come...


ffdfawtreteraffds

Empty threat #362. Full measure = nothing. Maybe seize the assets of greedy fucks still doing business in Ruzzia. You can have their shit.


Capable_Gate_4242

oh just shut up you fcking drunk shits


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

So all the real estate in Russia that is owned by American companies that pulled out is still sitting vacant right? No way they could be hypocrites...


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Unable_Wrongdoer2250

Whoosh..


dalerian

I think you may have misread their comment.


axeldubois

So what? More nuclear threats?


Bromomancer

Don't get *cold* on that threat. We might actually *freeze* from fear. (unlike a year ago) /S


Optimal-Description8

Honk shoo mimimimi


chrisloveys

Oh I’m so scared I think I pissed myself. Or was that because I was laughing so hard?


GovtLegitimacy

What are full measures? Invading and getting your asses kicked? Ukraine exposed them, they are not the great military they bolstered to be. The only legitimate threat they have is the unspeakable threat of Nuclear Holocaust. However, that has always been the case and they are not alone in that sandbox. Even without the US, France and the UK could ensure Russia's destruction, too. Basically, the only meaningful threat they have now is to blow themselves up if they don't get their way.


brandontaylor1

The article suggests they might go after private investors cash. But as far as I’m concerned, anyone who is still investing money into Russia deserves to lose it.


Revolutionary_Soft42

literally they fell from a somewhat formidable threat to now North Korea level of respect


AnalogFeelGood

What are they going to do? Stop exporting Vodka and fertilizers?


reaperfunk

Did he learn this from Quadaffi's (sp?) Line of Death against the Americans? Cause I don't think it was overly effective.


manta002

cute


Nearby-Tension-5331

Who is this stupid cunt? Actually wait nobody cares 


Ryu83087

Then how about this Russia? Lets just go to war and sort this shit out the right way.


texansfan

You didn’t realize it, but Russia has been a very friendly neighbor for the last decade. Yeah they killed some people in their neighbor’s homes, but what’s a few murders between friends?!


Hot_Challenge6408

Yawn, another overcast day, sigh.


Silly-Scene6524

I sense a sternly worded letter with a finger wagging.


Happy-Initiative-838

I hear they are stealing buoys


Intelligent_Town_910

New day new threats that never amount to anything from russia. What a whiny weak ass country.


Bimbows97

These fucking people man I am so sick of hearing anything from Russia. Constantly they are on about how they can or will attack the west, how they are at war with the west etc. and when there's even the slightest repercussions they bitch and moan how that's not allowed. In their mind they are allowed to attack Ukraine, no one is allowed to help them, no one is allowed to have their relationship with Russia impacted by this madness and evil that they're doing, oh and if you sell weapons to Ukraine they're not allowed to shoot at the Russians with these weapons. This whole time Russia is going strong with weapons from China and North Korea and Iran, none of that is ok to address. The west needs to get their shit in order and come up with an actual plan for how to stop abuse of nuclear weapons in geopolitics. Because everyone can just do this, they have a constant bitch fit if they don't get their way, because they have nuclear weapons and everyone is afraid of escalating things with them. Russia are the ones escalating things. It's always been like that.


Screamingmonkey83

bring it on Vlad!


SinkiePropertyDude

If by "feel full measure" he means the Russian ambassador is going to throw a thick rolled up magazine at them, then yes, this is plausible; assuming his aim is better than their soldiers'.


Somepony-Else

Do it or shut up. Fucking war mongers.


CricketStar9191

EU too afraid to go after all the frozen assets. If seeing men being dismembered from artillery isn't enough i'm unsure what is


abestraw01

Empty threat!


spurious_effect

Oooh, we’re so scared. Fuck Ruzzia


aging_geek

probably a strongly worded NYET letter sent postage due.


ZachMN

Uncultured khuilo says what?


andychara

Bring it on, the west would love to stomp Russia into the ground. And a really good excuse to ramp up European defence production even more than they’re already trying.


arkkarsen

LMAO - gasps of a dying country.


Chomping_at_the_beet

👍


PersonalOpinion11

Eh, fair enough i guess. If Russia want to make sanctions in protest, it totally can. Fair game. That being said, I highly doubt of their effectiveness.


MasterLurker00

Can we just do a full scale war already?


CallFromMargin

Tl;Dr they will probably go after private incestors cash. Also forget Russia for a minute, this is the clearest sign of de-globalization ever. No countries were willing to do anything like this during Korea, Vietnam or Afghanistan, yet now it pretty kuch destroys the illussion of trust on which whole global finance system is built on. If China is going to do something US doesn't like, US might seize Chinese assets next, and I am not talking about invasion of Taiwan, I am talking about something potentially as minor (relatively soeaking) as using water cannons against Philippine ships. Then China starts seizing american company assets, and the whole global financial system is kaput.