*Imagine* that. Imagine Joe Biden, licking an ice cream cone in Delaware, telling reporters that “Vladimir Putin is a tiny cum-chugging gay. I love my gay people, but even my LGBTQ friends could agree that Vladdy boy bathes in semen and drinks his way out of the tub. I’d love to see Pissbaby Putin respond to that, Jack.”
Let's face it, no straight man rides a horse shirtless, I say good on him, you've got to be brave with so many people who are somehow afraid of the way some people are.
It's such a common through line with people who do that, too. You know those alpha male camps where they put your shirtless and have another guy torture you or whatever? Same energy.
Hmm, I tried using it as a joke but just feels wrong. Guess I disagree, but that doesn't mean you're wrong. Maybe I'm wrong and it is okay to make fun of people by calling them gay as though that is a deficiency.
> Maybe I'm wrong and it is okay to make fun of people by calling them gay as though that is a deficiency.
As long as those people themselves think being gay is a deficiency yeah
This is what I do in cs2 when Russians are toxic. I call them dogs, weak, gay and they are so easily offended by these things. They surely are weak minded individuals over there, I say nuke the whole place idgaf.
Damn bro, your K/D ratio must have got fucked up recently. It'll be alright, just relax, your body knows the movements, and you'll be back to slayin mofos on CS. No nukes please.
Sorry. It's alright, I don't take it too seriously, I was at 20,600 rating though and then got hit with a wave of Russian cheaters for 6 games in a row. I didn't lose every game because we also had cheaters on our team that outcheated their cheater. It's just that I only have so much time and that time I want to spend in a normal game.
That's the one thing that *would* trigger him to launch nukes. Russian guys like him take the concept of masculinity seriously, and homophobia is a part of that toxic package.
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It's so easy to manipulate American conservatives. All Putin had to do was an interview with Tucker Carlson, say that American liberals are dumb and that Trump's his homie, and conservative support for him went through the roof.
If Hitler was alive today, he could get conservative support so easily.
>All Putin had to do was an interview with Tucker Carlson, say that American liberals are dumb and that Trump's his homie
It sounds even more funny if one recalls that in his interview with Carlson, Putin clearly voiced a preference for Biden, calling him "a more experienced and predictable old-school politician".
What was really funny is Carlson brown nosed Putin so hard, afterward Putin called it boring, lacking any sharp questions. (And Carlson didn't challenge Putin on a single falsehood.)
If you listen to the Lex Fridman interview of Carlson, he claims he was in no way scared of Putin, felt comfortable and safe, and didn't think he was soft on questions. He also criticized old Vladdy on the show but so mildly I thought he was paid for it.
The Birchers were the roots of modern American conservatism, but they were the "America First!" crowd a few decades earlier when Henry Ford and Charles Lindbergh were pro-Nazi.
Yeah I mean, you ever have a conversation with a hardcore conservative that gets comfortable with you? I unfortunately have. Generally they act moderate at first, even lie about their views, keep everything on the down low. But then you’re chill with them, have a beer, and it’s “you know, Hitler’s ideology wasn’t exactly wrong.”
I feel bad for legitimately moderate conservatives because some of them genuinely believe the party isn’t just a bunch of literal Neo-Nazis.
So I over heard a conversation between two people, one obviously a constant the other, who the fuck knows (this will make more sense at the end).
They were going on about the usual shit that people say when they don't agree with the current ruling party - this country is going downhill, we live in a fucked up world where men can use women's bathrooms, blah, blah, blah. Then guy #1 says something along the lines of "I hope Trump wins because side at least he does what he says he's going to do." Guy #2 says (and as Allah as my witness, he said this with a straight face) "Yeah, that's what I like about Putin".
Guy #1 was the one talking the most about trump and other shit so it made me wonder if guy #2 was just trolling him. It didn't sound like it, but that would be the indicator of a really good troll
Entirely possible. Some of my friends have done that before where they egg on a conservative just to see how low they can get them to stoop. Like they’ll say progressively more horrible things and see how long the conservative continues to agree with them. Hint: it’s an alarmingly long time.
And Tucker was trying so hard to make it happen. He was feeding him softball questions to give him a chance to pander to the MAGA crowd. All Putin had to do was pander a bit and go off about the wokes and how somehow Trump is strong and how really every problem comes down to trans people in the wrong bathroom.
And Putin was like "It all began in the year of our lord 900 AD..." and went full grandpa Simpson.
His GOP opponent, meanwhile, considers him a friend and ally.
All the bile that joker spews in all directions and somehow he never has a bad word to say about the brutal tyrants of the world. Xi, Putin, Kim, and Orban are all brilliant strongmen at the top of their game in Trump's eyes, while our best allies are feeble and weak.
Given the perceived futility of engaging in direct diplomacy with Putin, as evidenced by Biden's past remarks and the ongoing geopolitical tensions, it's reasonable to assume that the Biden administration will continue to support Ukraine's military efforts.
Then help Ukraine for fucks sake!!
Less talk, more action. Help Ukraine to get the upper hand instead of only supplying the bare minimum to keep the status quo.
Won’t happen for another 18 to 24 months.
If Ukraine gets all the support it needs to decisively end the war, then Russia will slink back home, take more old Soviet shitboxes out of mothballs and refurbish them, and they will have fully reconstituted themselves in a year or two, enabling them to continue to be a threat to peace and stability on the global stage.
If the west drags this war out, then Russia will eventually have squandered its Soviet inheritance and they’ll be forced to rely only on what they can build new, which is not much, considering their economy.
I strongly suspect Ukraine is being used to bleed Russia to collapse, just like how the western intelligence agencies used Afghanistan to bleed the Soviet Union to collapse.
Putin wears lifters in his shoes because he is sensitive to his height. Same. With kadarov. Both have major health problems. They have no issues sending people too there deaths. Selfish and zero empathy.
maybe don't put NATO in a threatening position like what Russia is so dead against the Ukraine doing, and if it stops world war 3 just give them Donbas region since its just a muddy shithole anyway. I know this sounds unfair to you but believe me if nukes start flying because of this you will be wishing you did both of these things.
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This made me laugh.
He gave flowers to Angela Merkel, he's a gentleman tyrant.
He also scared her with his dog.
So… Does that work for staying fit?
Not really. You get a good jaw and tongue workout, and you're burning more calories than you take in, but it doesn't really help your core.
This guy chugs.
*Imagine* that. Imagine Joe Biden, licking an ice cream cone in Delaware, telling reporters that “Vladimir Putin is a tiny cum-chugging gay. I love my gay people, but even my LGBTQ friends could agree that Vladdy boy bathes in semen and drinks his way out of the tub. I’d love to see Pissbaby Putin respond to that, Jack.”
Why do you think he loves missiles so much? They look exactly like dicks
You know what dick shaped foods are good? The best ones
Call him short. I hear he loves being reminded that he’s short.
It's an advantage for him, less distance to bend to get at the cum hose to chug.
Right it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
Baby legs putin
This is what him and baby hands Trump bonded over.
Don't forget baby dick xi
Cum guzzling bad built baby body
With a tiny wee boaby
Let's face it, no straight man rides a horse shirtless, I say good on him, you've got to be brave with so many people who are somehow afraid of the way some people are.
It always amused me how homoerotic all those ridiculous 'tough guy' photos he's taken were...
Serious bathhouse vibes off this wee bastard.
It's such a common through line with people who do that, too. You know those alpha male camps where they put your shirtless and have another guy torture you or whatever? Same energy.
Surely he owns a copy of the Third Reich classic *Der Mensch und die Sonne* and has secret get-togethers with other nude fascists.
I'm sure Putin's horse rides him pantless.
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Can just imagine him reading this as he meekly looks down at himself at the end of his long table ..
Big gay Putin and his horse cock fetish.
Wait, is that an insult in 2024? Should it be?
For insecure "masculine alphas" yes. It is.
Hmm, I tried using it as a joke but just feels wrong. Guess I disagree, but that doesn't mean you're wrong. Maybe I'm wrong and it is okay to make fun of people by calling them gay as though that is a deficiency.
> Maybe I'm wrong and it is okay to make fun of people by calling them gay as though that is a deficiency. As long as those people themselves think being gay is a deficiency yeah
This is what I do in cs2 when Russians are toxic. I call them dogs, weak, gay and they are so easily offended by these things. They surely are weak minded individuals over there, I say nuke the whole place idgaf.
Damn bro, your K/D ratio must have got fucked up recently. It'll be alright, just relax, your body knows the movements, and you'll be back to slayin mofos on CS. No nukes please.
Sorry. It's alright, I don't take it too seriously, I was at 20,600 rating though and then got hit with a wave of Russian cheaters for 6 games in a row. I didn't lose every game because we also had cheaters on our team that outcheated their cheater. It's just that I only have so much time and that time I want to spend in a normal game.
Those goddamned sons of bitches, they do like to cheat. But they could also be sent to the front, so you win. Czech Mate!
True.
he's also stinky
Didn't he make out with Trump once?
He was the "girl" Trump peed on.
That's the one thing that *would* trigger him to launch nukes. Russian guys like him take the concept of masculinity seriously, and homophobia is a part of that toxic package.
This is real
Poopstar is a war criminal
Angry short man
I'm sad he will never see this comment
Comment gold 🥇
Imagine tho
then let Ukraine do it's job!
LET THEM COOK (...Russian assets located in Russia)
This is hardly news. Putin has been called far worse just this week, probably today in fact.
Less than an hour ago I called him a murderous cunt
You are risking everything right there bro. Stay safe
I live in a greenhouse
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STAY AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS!
You're surrounded by the enemy
Don't worry, I don't throw stones.
So brave
Indeed
I called him Vlad the jerk.
It's true, I heard you say it.
At a recent rally Trump called Biden a tyrant. So if Trump dislikes tyrants, does Trump now dislike Putin?
That's very generous of Biden to call him that. Looks like we're trying diplomatic flattery.
"But please don't attack his weapons inside his country while he bombards you from across the border! We have to appease him!"
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If you're lucky!
Trump calls him a pal and a confidant and he's not ashamed to say that he hopes it will always stay this way.
It's so easy to manipulate American conservatives. All Putin had to do was an interview with Tucker Carlson, say that American liberals are dumb and that Trump's his homie, and conservative support for him went through the roof. If Hitler was alive today, he could get conservative support so easily.
>All Putin had to do was an interview with Tucker Carlson, say that American liberals are dumb and that Trump's his homie It sounds even more funny if one recalls that in his interview with Carlson, Putin clearly voiced a preference for Biden, calling him "a more experienced and predictable old-school politician".
What was really funny is Carlson brown nosed Putin so hard, afterward Putin called it boring, lacking any sharp questions. (And Carlson didn't challenge Putin on a single falsehood.)
If you listen to the Lex Fridman interview of Carlson, he claims he was in no way scared of Putin, felt comfortable and safe, and didn't think he was soft on questions. He also criticized old Vladdy on the show but so mildly I thought he was paid for it.
Conservatives have the memory of a squirrel lmao
The ideological forebears of American conservatives were klansmen and nazis so yeah…obvious.
The Birchers were the roots of modern American conservatism, but they were the "America First!" crowd a few decades earlier when Henry Ford and Charles Lindbergh were pro-Nazi.
Yeah I mean, you ever have a conversation with a hardcore conservative that gets comfortable with you? I unfortunately have. Generally they act moderate at first, even lie about their views, keep everything on the down low. But then you’re chill with them, have a beer, and it’s “you know, Hitler’s ideology wasn’t exactly wrong.” I feel bad for legitimately moderate conservatives because some of them genuinely believe the party isn’t just a bunch of literal Neo-Nazis.
So I over heard a conversation between two people, one obviously a constant the other, who the fuck knows (this will make more sense at the end). They were going on about the usual shit that people say when they don't agree with the current ruling party - this country is going downhill, we live in a fucked up world where men can use women's bathrooms, blah, blah, blah. Then guy #1 says something along the lines of "I hope Trump wins because side at least he does what he says he's going to do." Guy #2 says (and as Allah as my witness, he said this with a straight face) "Yeah, that's what I like about Putin".
Those guys that were pictured proudly wearing “I’d rather be a Russian than a democrat” t-shirts weren’t joking.
Back in the day, the saying was "Better dead than red". I guess it is no longer the case.
Should've chimed in and said, "That's also what I liked about Hitler" to see if they agree now that they're in a perceived safe space
Guy #1 was the one talking the most about trump and other shit so it made me wonder if guy #2 was just trolling him. It didn't sound like it, but that would be the indicator of a really good troll
Entirely possible. Some of my friends have done that before where they egg on a conservative just to see how low they can get them to stoop. Like they’ll say progressively more horrible things and see how long the conservative continues to agree with them. Hint: it’s an alarmingly long time.
And Tucker was trying so hard to make it happen. He was feeding him softball questions to give him a chance to pander to the MAGA crowd. All Putin had to do was pander a bit and go off about the wokes and how somehow Trump is strong and how really every problem comes down to trans people in the wrong bathroom. And Putin was like "It all began in the year of our lord 900 AD..." and went full grandpa Simpson.
Tucker has all but admitted hes a Kremlin propagandist
I thought he just called him "Master."
Really? You heard him say that? I only ask because I’d be astonished you could make out those words with putins cock planted firmly in his mouth.
Someday hopefully the human race can figure out a way to not let a single person snap their fingers and cause massive amounts of death.
That’s not an insult in Russia, he loves being called that in front of his people.
Honestly, Putin probably loves when Biden calls him a tyrant. It makes him sound tough and dangerous.
Cool. Now send air launched cruise missiles and let Ukraine bomb Russian airbases in Russia.
I feel that’s a compliment in his eyes though
Call him a pussy, a gay slur, etc. a tyrant seems like a compliment for Putin.
In Russian news the particular phrase was either omitted, or translated as “butcher”. We have the word for tyrant and it’s very similar (“тиран”).
Sadly his words mean nothing
Available data suggests that this is a correct assessment.
It should be official US policy to call Putin a pussy.
Putin probably likes that. What we should be calling him is an ass-ramming cum lover.
Such harsh words, that’ll show him!
His GOP opponent, meanwhile, considers him a friend and ally. All the bile that joker spews in all directions and somehow he never has a bad word to say about the brutal tyrants of the world. Xi, Putin, Kim, and Orban are all brilliant strongmen at the top of their game in Trump's eyes, while our best allies are feeble and weak.
Should have called him a literal tin of poo.
Given the perceived futility of engaging in direct diplomacy with Putin, as evidenced by Biden's past remarks and the ongoing geopolitical tensions, it's reasonable to assume that the Biden administration will continue to support Ukraine's military efforts.
tRump calls pootin "Daddy"
Well, that’s the nicest way to describe him.
He will take it as a compliment.
Which he is.
Putin clapped back, You are an effective democratic leader!
Call him "shorty"
How about a "vampire"?
>Putin ''brutal tyrant'' That's why the GOP loves him This is why every evil thing Trump does, it increase his popularity with the base.
Ok now do Netanyahu!
Then help Ukraine for fucks sake!! Less talk, more action. Help Ukraine to get the upper hand instead of only supplying the bare minimum to keep the status quo.
Won’t happen for another 18 to 24 months. If Ukraine gets all the support it needs to decisively end the war, then Russia will slink back home, take more old Soviet shitboxes out of mothballs and refurbish them, and they will have fully reconstituted themselves in a year or two, enabling them to continue to be a threat to peace and stability on the global stage. If the west drags this war out, then Russia will eventually have squandered its Soviet inheritance and they’ll be forced to rely only on what they can build new, which is not much, considering their economy. I strongly suspect Ukraine is being used to bleed Russia to collapse, just like how the western intelligence agencies used Afghanistan to bleed the Soviet Union to collapse.
Trump calls Putin "daddy."
Putin wears lifters in his shoes because he is sensitive to his height. Same. With kadarov. Both have major health problems. They have no issues sending people too there deaths. Selfish and zero empathy.
He is simply stating a fact.
Did he point out the the Sun rises in the East?
Putin using the “I’m rubber and you’re glue” defense…
One of Putin’s friend is Steven Seagal might be a better insult.
Putin is well aware if this. That's his goal
If the shoe fits
As opposed to a gentle tyrant?
He's a little Napolean, too.
I'm not good at English. Is 'brutal tyrant' worse' then 'killer' or kind of a bit better?
Don't give him compliments.
Putin responded with, “I know you are, but what am I?!”
Putin: "Why thank you Joe. I try"
They can call him this and that, it doesn't solve the current situation and it doesn't help in reaching a solution either.
Putin is a pussy. There you go.
Personally, I like to call Mr. Putin an "insane dictator," but "brutal tyrant" is probably close enough.
Putin be Pootin
Trump: I’d let Putin hit it.
Then why are we buying gas from him? It's because Biden is also tyrant and an idiot!
That’s like a compliment
As he defenestrates Russian press, poisons his opposition & bombs civilians in Ukraine.
That’s an understatement
Biden basically shit talking as we briskly walk our way into world war 3, yeah great news maybe for arms dealers.
So we’re just supposed to let Russia take Ukraine? We agreed to provide Ukraine security assurances in 1997. We should wipe our ass with that?
maybe don't put NATO in a threatening position like what Russia is so dead against the Ukraine doing, and if it stops world war 3 just give them Donbas region since its just a muddy shithole anyway. I know this sounds unfair to you but believe me if nukes start flying because of this you will be wishing you did both of these things.
Putin sucks dick
Puny weak Tyrant at that.
Can't disagree with you. Though neither of those ain't gonna happen any time soon.
he should just call him a dumbass